Nostalgia Critic - Return Of The Nostalgic Commercials (Part 1)

[darkservantofheaven]

seriously how did this shit never catch Dinorider's never catch on, I tried to tell my friends about it, and no one listened.

[dante224real1]

"...CF&lf=mh_lolz" thats all

[pokblok]

4:53 LOL

[flipcamgamer]

for the tootsie pop comercial i can anwser that because i actually counted the licks and it's 1,020 LIKES TO GET TO THE CENTER!

[goldentailsXD]

table away!!!!!!!!!!

[VirtualBoy500]

6:40 I LOL'd so hard!

10:22 I LOL'd even harder!

10:59 I LMAO'd!

13:04 And then I just fucking lost it!

I remember once in school we did a project where we tried to figure out how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Learning - what's that?

Also, I've seen the Japanese musical commercial for A Link to the Past, and I happen to think it is the greatest advertisement for any video game ever.

[dufcx4xeva]

I loled so hard at the well excuse me princess bit

[ZazouSpyro505]

Call me "newfag" if you want, but It's the 100th time I heard the song at G:40 and I still don't know the name a_a

[moonlightkisu]

wow, i remember these.

[theboomoperator679]

at 1:26 thats a pencil sharpener on the left XD

[morrisl123]

I HAVE PERMISSION!!!

[SextoSer]

YEAH MAN! DINO RIDERS WHERE FUCKING AWESOME! What happened then?! I am grateful I could enjoy those toys.

[Berniebud]

And why does the audio keep cutting off?

[Berniebud]

Anyone else notice that the first shot in the commercial at 1:50 is actually continued from the last shot?

[kamatemateLIVE]

quote here 

[michastph]

In my math class we had to actually calculate how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

However I do not remember the answer.

[crh2010]

"dont you mouth off to me or im gonna slap you right in your penis"

LMAO Herbert

[siralucard19]

3:15 I like Buttercup

[gamedude704]

3:39 and 8:21 are fucking hilarious

[isaacman122]

@14:03 my exact same face reaction

[draggy76]

Is it just me or on the Tootsi pop commercial it goes mute when mr turtle says What the fuuuuck......?" Might just be me but meh

[SylvioTenenbra]

I HAVE PERMISSION! XD

[pippo17173]

I'M A TABLE! XD

[Reviewer158]

is it me or does the nostalgia critic call the boys billy alot

[superdowg316Videos]

What's the song playing in the skipping show off ad?

[meismeplusme]

I called 1-900-IM-A-FUCKING-TABLE...it was a sex hotline

[CubbieBear1980]

thumbs up if you're a neighties baby and a nineties teen and also that the "after these mesages, will be right back" ABC Sat morning cartoons bit brings you back and is almost as nostalgic as the commercials themselves!! Jsut taht lil bit brings me back!

[Diamhea]

Why does the sound keep cutting out?

[Diamhea]

im batman

WOW

[InfinityDz]

Even the first zelda commercial included rap. And to quote someone we all know : "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???"

[TheLegenarySaiyan]

11:57

I have no comment

LOL

[TheLegenarySaiyan]

3:36

Hey: Joe i got a nintendo you wanna play

NC: FUCK NO MAN THIS KID HAS BUBBLES

[MrRoboman11]

im batmaaan!!!!!!!!!!

[MissRandomReviewer]

I hate jump rope! I'm a clutz, so don't judge me, but I'd kill myself if i had a skip stik.

[PrincessCallie35]

.......WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN IN THE 80'S?!?! WHY THE LATE 90'S?!?!? Now the only thing I'll be able to go all nostalgic over is Hannah Montana.......AND I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE IT! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY!

*Done with overdramatic rant*

[SaberZoro]

Japan can get away with it because Japan is awesome

[whitmanX23]

Fucking bubbles!

[cowinswitzerland]

princess zelda's costume looks a hell of a lot like lady Kaguya's from code geass. coincidence or is sunrise just being a lazy thieving bitchbag of a company again

[hackmyers]

8:02-LMAO!!!!!!!!! PURE GOLD and funniest shit I've heard this year!!!!!!!

[CubbieBear1980]

the Zelda RAP!!! Cause a mans gotta do what amans gotta fuccin DOOOO

[coyotecrow4]

Has anyone actually tried counting the licks it takes to get to the Tootsie roll center? I tried, I really did, I got to like 350 and realized I couldn't feel my tongue. And it was bleeding...

[seanpatrickcain2]

13:21-13:50 FTW

[CrunchTHEkangaroo]

08:03 Is that kimba?

[vinporritt]

I think the rabbit is voiced by the one thay plays urkale

[piperlovegood]

I was alive for the 80's but less than 60 days. I remember everything after 95' but considering I was very sheltered and only one house on the block had more than one channel and those were mostly Spanish . I do love the 80's mostly the music and horror movies.

[DragonDTZero]

sam of dos guys war ab drugs

[rockinjoker07]

Timic, you got OWNED!

[kingjcare121]

@rockinjoker07 .................wait wat?

[rockinjoker07]

@kingjcare121 a stupid troller that TROLLS NC by using, THAT Zelda dance vid in most of his videos

[kingjcare121]

@rockinjoker07 oh i know who he is i just didnt know why you mentioned him

[frobinhood]

5:03 LOL LOL LOL

[TJYoshi]

I HAVE PERMISSION!

[SonicSnail95]

"It's not enough for ME to have the Pebbles... Fred has to lose his... because that's what's REALLY delicious... pain... the feeling of loss... it was never about the cereal... it was about causing pain and suffering in my wake... heh-huh..."

[WOLOwner1]

lol herburt

[ZacJackleReala]

O.O .... Well, excuse me Princess!

[Chow985]

that ganon animitronic was pretty bad

[coralin378]

being a 90's kid....well I'm glad I didn't grow up in the 80's. So much TV phone call shit.

[Marinenoob17]

MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!¡

[kirbymaster08]

I love that Japanese commercial for Zelda

[ChrisMolyneaux93]

IT'S AFTER BURNER!!!

[aangandtoph4ever]

Critic. I have one thing to say. IT'S JAPAN! THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!

[TheKidCritic2001]

its back!

[DarkHaxxorz]

I fucking lost it at the end when NC mouths, "Well excuse me, Princess!" My sides are still hurting from laughter.

[Dante9377]

I HAVE PERMISSIOOOOOON!!!!!!

i lol'd

[MetroidMan95]

After Burner has cost me at LEAST 500 dollars total!

and Dino Riders was the shit

[diggidy10]

I HAVE PERMISSION!!!!!

[MrDizzywolf]

FUCKIN BUBBLES

[BlitzAMV]

FUCKING BUBBLES!!

[viralshadow]

Im surprised that Critic didn't do a Prisoner joke with the bubbles

[13lade619]

DinoRiders was the coolest thing ever.

[Kodocha7]

I love changey things, army n' stuff and eeeeh-ey-ah-neh

[coonyman10]

MOAR COMMERCIALS!!!

[Lunarthewolf]

The damn sound keeps cutting out...

but it did cut out some of Shaq's rapping...

...carry on.

[darkplushi011]

FUCKING BUBBLES!

[streeker007]

wow. I didn't even know that was japan's commercial for the Legend of Zelda game. It was priceless to see his face on the matter.

[EllenRebecca3]

"This is a man's car!!" LOL

[AxelCutlass]

8:20 Oh my God!  Nostalgia Critic stole Maffew's Japanese Table... and he still couldn't break it.

[Ccbooya18]

The face @ 14:05 priceless XD I made the same when I saw the comercial

[ThomasDeCosteTV]

WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS!!!!!

[halloweenfan92]

wait a minute last time it was called "after these messages" this one is called we'll be right back....kay,.......

[satinsguard]

11:07 I never see that part on TV.

[mrkoridai]

@satinsguard not anymore at least. I think they stopped showing the turtle part of the commercial a few years ago.

[satinsguard]

@mrkoridai That's what I meant. I can just barely remember watching the turtle part.

[firestarter322]

*BOOM* "i'm batman" WOW

[ECL28E]

That zelda rap was not abd.....Kazaam.......ugh

[chuckmckendry]

I remember calling those "900" numbers back in the day. Gave my mother a $200 phone bill. 

[shitass999]

2:56 till 2:58,am I the only one who's sound dissapeard.

[ECL28E]

@shitass999 No

[darkline64]

@shitass999 same happened to me.

[Pooky1991]

LOL The So bad its good Zelda commercialXD When I was little I wanted one of those giant bubble thingies.Everytime I see the Tootsie Roll commercial I can't help but think of Lil Kims How Many Licks song because my sister played it so much when I was littleXD

[PrinceAppalling]

at 8:56 through 9:12 Doug brings out his inner Dr. Cox.

[Jamie41196]

11:35 I lol'd when the sound cut out at "What the fu-"

[ghostbuster56]

lets green egg and ham it

[karencartertv]

i think he should of gone with doing back to the future



[mjloverfan567]

you have problem barn. LOL!

[Elvisgratton90]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[PCgamerman176]

I fuckin love the way NC says "PLASTIC WEAPONS!!!!"

[hbluna]

thumbs up if you actually tried to call the number

[UnnamedHero0922]

1 person hates bubbles

[animejunky2003]

omg smooshees that just wrong

[wildefice1]

@absolutepower15 lol even zelda is to black for vanilla ice XD

[HotShotOmega]

For a small tootsie pop it takes 448 licks.

[atomofish]

FUCKING BUBBLES!!

[deviltrigger555]

lol a few day ago somebody posted that they hated the last commercial video

[300incs]

O shit its timcamv 14:00

[300incs]

criticsnstuff

[brawlkuribohabridged]

ive got parents permission...

I HAVE PERMISSION!!!!!!!!

[AAmmyy22]

omg! that zelda commercial where its the dancing thing...i LOVE that commercial! :-D

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

hey jimmy, i just got my new NES, you wanna play?

FUCK THAT SHIT MAN, THIS KID GOT BUBBLES!!>=(

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

man...the 80's kicked ass.

goddamn, born to fucking late.

[animedude752]

@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa tell me about it i was born in 91 and i barley remember my childhood before 1999 T_T

[frozenkiller7]

@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa

i feel your pain man

[CubbieBear1980]

@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa us 80s babies get that all the time lol (I'm 31) when were you born doohde?

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

@CubbieBear1980 1996

[CubbieBear1980]

@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa thas cool. Thanks for appreciating us 80s babies and 90s teens like myself. Just think our generation was so hot that every thing is copied. NOthing is original everything is retro and re did, rebooted. its awesome.. so do you also like and appreciate older music or more recent stuff. I prefer 90s hip hop/rock/alternative but SOME modern stuff is ok. nice talkin to you, the Critic roxcx @life

[ianhobbs97]

@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa Amen.

[GoldmansNephew]

1 person doesn't have Bubble Thing.

[DrknssRules1]

I'm gonna call 1-900-Im-A-Fucking-Table right now!

[yoyks]

whats wrong whit the zelda rap?

[indignationmaster]

1:26 the Pencil Sharpener Micro Machine xD

[indignationmaster]

After these messages!

[GreenGearMood]

He's new so WE HATE UM.

[xorterenshe]

Nina Einstein would call up the table.

[rancper]

never say that when it comes from Japan.

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

Im suprised he didnt mention the NES zelda commercial rap

[trainguy13]

Monkey! 13:02

[BocaToTheRescue]

EEEEH-EH-AH-NAH?



[dragonblood6400]

Holy shit, that kid has BUBBLES!

[dragonblood6400]

Iiiiiiiiii! Haaaaaaaaaaaave! PERRRMISSSSOOOON!!!

[thepunksclub21turbo5]

Barney because it came from your wife box

Fred okay barn your going down lol

[BlueKnight851]

@thepunksclub21turbo5 Fred: I'll make you eat your wife's box.

[TomMSTie1138]

I forgot about all those lame telephone numbers. Seriously, was this an under regulated market at the time that was primarily used to just bilk idiots out of money? Why do I feel like I just answered my own question?

[ZRtheHedgehog77]

So that's what those Commercials Called? Messages?

[MegaSaifo]

well i liked the Zelda commercials :)))))

[kagesoultaker]

DINO RIDERS!! God I used to have a shit load of those toys!

[GrowingObsession]

TABLES.

[Mario60665]

00:59 that car looks suspiciusly like a ferrari

[BGBailen]

i had some of those dino-riders, those things were fucking awesome.

[zantara]

The Smooshies commercial made me laugh until I cried.

[thesparta1812]

"thats a nice throwing arm you got there" ROFL

[robotfruit]

lolololooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool ....... ohh never mind

[minhmook]

It takes 245 licks

[bestbandtbs]

6:12 faster faster! ahahahshoulda linked the perv phone joke to that xD

[fireluigi12]

if NC likes dino-riders he should play Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

[Daddyc0ol24]

There is some sound issues again.You may want to find a way to correct it. :)

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[tronicme]

Dino-Riders was the shit! I still can't believe how they never got popular! :(

[twilightwindwaker]

YOU ARE SICK MAN YOU ARE SICK (That Family Guy pedophile is hilarious)! I'm gonna slap you right in your penis. AH! Mmmmmmmm. I wish they used a barrel roll joke. She's a maniac maniac on the floor. OH COME ON IT'S A FUCKING RABBIT! Cause it came from your wife's box. OOH OH GOD THAT HURTS! Why the hell is this boy naked? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! A monkey! YAYS ZELDA COMMERCIAL! Ganon Slayer is a Zelda rap song and it sounds awesome. Well excuuuuse me princess!

[twilightwindwaker]

YAYS! You don't seem depressed this time. They just keep us from our lust of PLASTIC WEAPONS! Is a pencil sharpener really considered a micro machine? HAH FUCK THAT GIANT PUSSY CONVERTIBLE THIS IS A MAN'S CAR! I'm batman. Wooow. I HAVE PERMISSION! He's new so we hate him. HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS BUBBLES! How can bubbles be better then an NES? FUCK THAT SHIT MAN THIS KID HAS BUBBLES!

[ststriker]

Why does the audio cut off at certain pats of this video?

[nintendoatarikiller]

shouldn't he be helping with moving the stuff in instead of digging out his bubbles and distracting the hell out of everyone? What if a kid is crossing the street and someone runs him over?

Reaction: Driver - Ooh bubbles...

[SandwichAndCereal]

Gasp 11:56 Teddy Ruxpin returns in the form of an Owl!!!!

[azurablade49123456]

antheer sound problam wtf

[Leviskardsen]

What's up with the audio?

[shadowlizard4sauke]

Well since EVEN THE CRITIC knows of the infamous jap zelda commercial....hes officially one of us

[6621790]

240p rly ;(

[skellington15]

NC: AFTERBURNER!!!

Hulk: Shut up.

[h2o65o]

I HAVE PERMISSION!!

[HeroHouka]

Is it just me or does the sound cut off a few times during the video?

[silentf0e]

@HeroHouka No its not just you

[scarecrowskardagain]

@HeroHouka no its really happening

[scarecrowskardagain]

HAY whats with that small car? conpensateing for something BIG DICKED

[piccologuy14]

He-man: when you call I describe my "sword" to you!

[URreadingThis1]

Because girls like it bigger! :D

[aualga]

@URreadingThis1 that's what she said!

[URreadingThis1]

@aualga thats the joke

[TheSympathy11]

@URreadingThis1 That's what she said.

[DippersandSmiles]

DO A PART 3!!!!! '' The Nostalgia Commercials Strike Back ''

[Tyronethegod3]

f*** that s*** man this kid has bubbles!

[UltimateDumeandGwen]

i agree with the NC, why didn't Dino-Riders catch on

[ReferenceStudios]

guess what I have?

[GojiraAVGNFanSSJ4]

The Owlanator, here to kill all lolypops, it is truly a dangerous menace

scrapping the barrell