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  • bronson in a fist fight hes got the heart for it and hes of his head!

  • Bronson is a nobody,he lives off his reputation which is built on myth and rumour,the only reason he's in solitary confinement is because he's too scared to go back on the wing.(And I have that from the guards of Hull and Wakefield Prison)

  • CHOPPA REID ALL DAY,, WANNA CIGARETTE KIETH???

  • I'd run like hell from both of them. But there is one undeniable truth, ManBeagPig would destroy either of them or both at the same time.

  • lol this was made really well

  • It wouldn't come to a fist fight chopper would just shoot him plus chopper has killed over 5 people Bronson has killed no one

  • Bronson would kill that prick

  • chopper would have fucked Bronson up

  • @bnsaints nar in a fist fight bronson would tear him appart, street fight chopper would of wacked that shotgun out and blown the cunt away haha

  • These two pussies would be eaten alive in an American prison.

  • @firefoolproductions stop it bro as if u know how British or Australian jail were back in the day!

  • @firefoolproductions LOL are you for real? you put bronson toe to toe with ANYONE he will annihilate them, the mans an animal!

  • @firefoolproductions fuck off retard, Chopper would run his block in US prison just like he ran his division here. the only fuckin pussy is you and the only one eaten alive in any prison is you, ya fuckin homo.

  • In an actual fight, Bronson would annihilate Chopper. But I agree with the top comment, they'd get on extremely well!

  • CHOPPER IS A BIG CHILDISH THUG AND BRONSON IS IN SOLITARY NEVER TO BE REALEASED,THEY WILL NEVER LET HIM OUT,

  • There is videos of bronson underground fighting on youtube where with chopper ya just find talk

  • @Tat2Justyz, show me these videos! i wanna see 'em before they get deleted!!!

  • @jujitsuman68 Bronson will during prison cause he is a real mad man but chopper is full of shit he just got gift of the gab and picked on the weak if he was as bad as he makes out he would still be doing his jail in protection. That's what h div was and old school melb crims got no respect for chopper got bros in jail never to be released for heaps less than chopper gibberish

  • @Tat2Justyz true

    bronson is the true hard man

    CHOPPER made the movie to get someone to play him Eric banner ...

    BRONSON didnt even know a Movie was being made until they told him later on and he wasnt even bothered ..

    REAL men dont BOAST

    CHOPPER is known for BULLSHITTING

    bronson use to do 1000 push ups daily and eat porridge and lived in prison most of his life

    hes a TRUE HARD MAN

    the movie was dissapointing as ive read most of his books and seen documentaries .

    nothing like his books

  • @secretlad Hahaha who you kidding H division was the protection unit and wake up if ya really done 20 kills and only got pinched for one do ya really think ya go opening ya mouth about it then nothing come from it chopper has no respect from the old school melb crimz

  • The other charles Bronson could probably drop both of them.

  • anders breivik killed almost 100 people but it doesnt make him 5 times tougher than chopper so comparing how many people they have both killed is stupid. i would give my right testacle to see those two and kimbo slice in a 3 way fight.

  • bronson wouldnt kill chopper, he would make him his pet!!! eeeer boy c'mon chop chop

  • Chopper wins. Bronson hasn't killed anyone. He just likes to beat up people. Chopper kills drug dealers!

  • @MatthewModified with weapons

  • @MatthewModified ut too young ..

    bronson would prob make chopper cry and shit himself

  • i agree with the above comment chopper and bronson both live by the same set of rules. and i also think thay would get on like a house on fire ''best freinds''

  • There both a pair of nut cases both have the similar personality and I reckon they would get along with each other quite well, I haveseen both movies and I must say Bronson has more screws loose than uncle chop chop that's for sure...!!!

  • bronson would batter chopper reid in a 1on1 fight no question..... yea chopper is ruthless with a gun and a fuckin nutcase, but charlie beat chopper 2death in a fist fight.

  • av bn in jails in oz tht choppers bn in no one gt any respect fr him fear yes bt he was a stndover man dun folk in fr the screws hes a crakpot bt ye koodnt wrk with him choopers out fr chopper bt thik as shit

  • chopper all day.

  • anyone can shoot a gun, bronsons a fkin nutter he'd tear this poof up

  • Well Chopper is Australian AND he cut his own ears off. Kind of of a flawless victory to Chop Chop really.

  • bronson wins he even makes stone cold steve austin look like a sissy compared to him and i heard that bronson once went so crazy they needed 100 riot police to calm him down he is extemely dangerous but as long as hes left alone he is fine

  • I like chopper but bronson gets my vote

  • theres not a chance bronson would have a look in against chopper. if you read both their books you relise bronson just seems to fight prison guards and carrng on his "beat the system" campaign. but chopper has been there done that and got the t shirt in, H division! he spent 10 years there. in one of the most ugly prison wars of all time. hes shot people. been stabbed, was a horribly nasty street fighter. burnt peoples toes. cracked skulls with garden spades and even made to dig his own grave.

  • Eric Bana gave a scarier performance

  • When Hardy (Bronson) is circling his cell at 0:50 he looks HUGE! Tom Hardy is gonna rock as Bane!

  • charles bronson managed to beat down 6 guards, and was only overpowered by 10 guards armed with truncheons. Bronson would have ripped choppers fucking head off, he wouldnt stand a chance. Bronson is a one man wrecking machine, he's like Lenny McLean, a nasty cunt, a hard bastard. everyone is terrified of him, even chopper would be. the only possible way chopper could kill bronson is to blow his head clean off his shoulders, because i reckon he could take 10 shots to the body without going down.

  • 2 great movies but bronson all the way

  • n the jail bronson was in was soft real niggas would of ganged up n shanked bronson ass 2 death by now if he was actin like dat....1 man cant beat an army

  • niggaz need to be eradicated from this planet!

    they are a scourge to the world

  • ok now listen to this u cant 4ge that bronson did boxin b4 every thing els den street fightin n he got kicked in his nuts the frist fight.(and he lifts wights..) chopper would get his ass kicked den cum back n shot bronson in his face....but c n how they drug bronson up n the side effects took a toll on him i put my money on chopper....but i favor bronson more

  • BRONSON. HANDS DOWN.

  • all those who vote chopper will be victim's of charlie's upon release....Bronson hands down

  • CHOPPAHHH

  • bronson by far

  • the need to compare these two is strong

  • In a fist fight Bronson, in a gun fight Chopper.

  • i bet if you put them both in a room, they would get along really well

  • @bigchiefmingingbolok Doubtful, whereas Chopper is now an old man that is mainly only concerned about his art, Bronson is still a nutcase that would likey attack Chopper just for the sake of it.

  • Uncle Chop Chop is the best

  • Truth is, they're both different types of criminals with different Morales. I don't know much about either of em but what I've seen from both films. I like em both really.

  • also, read has killed 19 people. bronson has attempted to kill 1 person, and failed.

  • pentridge H division in the 1970s, was far rougher and tougher than any other british prisons bronsons has done time in. bronson would not be the man he is now if he was in H division.. the british prison system is a very soft one.

  • @secretlad You would have to spend time in both prison systems to say that, I doubt you have.

  • @misfitstattoo

    i can only go from what ive read. and the fact the british prison system is notoriously soft.maybe i am biased towards chopper too. i can only base my opinion on the books ive read by both bronson and chopper. to be honest the two cannot be compared.. they are on different levels.But people constantly saying bronson would win a fist fight no problem is just ignorant. chopper was an animal himself, he even admits what he lacks in fighting skill he made up for in pure violence.

  • @misfitstattoo

    if you havnt already read his books, id recommend it, its way more involved than the film is!

  • @secretlad not in northern ireland

  • @junkybabes but who gives a fuck about northern ireland?

  • @secretlad what do you mean who gives a fuck about N ireland? Its part of Britain and the prisons are definitely not soft I assure you...

  • Id reckon Bronson would win in a fight, but chopper is the funniest bastard ever!

  • CHOPPER IS THE MAN, BRONSON JUST A PARANOID GORILLA WHO SHOULD DIE IN PRISON.

  • @jujitsuman68 you Cunt!,

  • @sealbass cunts useful you fucking worm.

  • Peterson is just an idiot a criminal ...Chopper is robin hood

  • Chopper has toughness Bronson has power in other words Immovable object and unstopable force :D

  • Chopper is undoubtedly intelligent -- there was a method to his madness. For example, Chopper did not make trouble for the prison officers and actually had a good relationship with them. Compare Bronson who appears just to be a crazy clown, totally out of control, making things difficult for himself. For example, to get moved to another ward Chopper cut his own ears off; to get moved out of psych. prison Bronson tried to kill another convict...

  • As a result of cutting his own ears off Chopper's sentence was unaffected whereas Bronson's was extended. Clearly Chopper had the more intelligent and thought out relocation strategy. Chopper also had some form of ethical code or code of honour whereas Bronson just behaves like a savage with his violence directed at everyone. Chopper was a problem only for other crims. Regarding who would prevail, I think Chopper would because of his superior intellect. Chopper probably would use weapons...

  • Chopper, because out of the 20 people (give or take) that he killed one way or another,then chopped the toes off with a blot cutter, then robbed he was only investigated for one and he was let off for that. All of what I said is true, seriously look it up. 

  • fist fight-Bronson winner. But Chopper would find a way to win by any means possible. Their both bad mutha's.

  • @mmmmmmmmmGARY but isnt that stupid n crazy 2 chop ur own ears off !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bronson wins

  • people keep mentioning choppers 18 murders. but thats the thing. bronson hasnt killed anyone and they are still to scared to let him out into society. he should be freed. its easy to fight with a gun, harder to fight with your fist. its even easier to scare people with a gun, even harder to scare people with your fists.

  • @fivepence Chopper was an exprienced street fighter in his day, Bronson was/is just crazy. It'd be good to watch.

  • @fivepence Bronson is violent nutcase that is why they don't let him out. Chopper didn't go around terrorising shop owners and other squares, he was up against hardened weapon carrying criminals and he prevailed. Its not easy to fight with a gun if your opponent also has a gun. Bronson is a crazy clown, an out of control, physically fit, buffoon. Chopper is tactician and strategist -- he has a brain and he used it.

  • @PiotrThePrimate Watch your tongue Bronson is not a lunatic!  He is a kind man....you CUNT!

  • @sealbass Bronson is a lunatic and you are clearly the cunt.

  • @PiotrThePrimate is it just me or would anyone else rather have an extended jail sentence than have NO FUCKING EARS!!!!

  • @fivepence chopper was also a legendary street fighter when he was young

  • Bronson

  • Bronson loves milky ways

  • bronson can fight 4 guards while naked... so he wins xD

  • you cant compare the two

  • Bronson will break him!

  • before everyone starts arguing you might be forgetting one thing, thats not bronson and thats not chopper there actors put the real people up instead of guys reading from a script

  • Bronson don't have to kill to win!

    He is worth mentioning .. he is worth respect as he is human being .. I consider major insult putting him in a context with lowlifes like choppy and company ..

    anyway .. fro what is worth :D

  • who the heck is chopper? :P

  • @banq0o please dont tell me you live in australia

    ?

  • @pureawsm94 please don't ask me where I live cause it's irrelevant to the irony in my question :P

  • @banq0o mate you fuckin insult me by your comment earlier, chopper would kill bronson without blinking an eye you stupid cocksuker.!

  • @pureawsm94 I do? life sux - what can I say. Deal with it! :)

  • @banq0o Chopper is an urban legend, a ruthlessness killer back in Australia. This man used to kill drug dealers and criminals. As much as I like Bronson, I don't think he would have the balls to go round shooting people in the face. On the other hand on a one on one, I'm sure Bronson would win.

  • @MrDataCode I don't think a bare knuckle one-on-one is relevant, that isn't how serious grievances are settled in max security prisons. Unlike Bronson, Chopper never made trouble for the screws nor did he victimise the public. He used his intellect to take on hardened, weapon-carrying crims and he prevailed. Look at the two different approaches to trying to get moved from a ward/prison. Chopper--cut off own ears, no impact on sentence. Bronson--try and kill a guy, sentence extended.

  • @MrDataCode i think it is as much as that Bronson doesnt have the balls i think its more that bronson just likes brawls better

  • @NoMoRo96 Killing is not a game, it's not something you just decide to do it one morning because you have the balls.

  • @MrDataCode Bronson is not in the same criminal league as Chopper,Chopper was like a taxman he'd take the dealers money and kill them he was a much more methodical.Bronson robbed a post office and got £28 lol his crimes were small in comparison.1on1 Bronson would tear most of Read's face off,hand to hand combat Bronson loves,he almost gauged a fellow inmates eye out in a Cat A prison.Bronson has served over 30 years in solitary in Cat A nicks! he must be Worlds most dangerous convict

  • @MrConnolly25 Yep your right, this question is so unfair and not necessary.

  • @MrDataCode I know 1 thing for sure i wouldn't mess with either of em

  • @MrDataCode Chopper got stabbed 7 times in the chest and still managed to throttle the bloke. Charles Bronson is just a nut case with fists of God. In my opinion it's Chopper who wins.

  • @fearsome3 Yes Chopper got stabbed 7 times, so he could probably take a lot of the punches Bronson throws at him, for how long though? 2 minutes? 4 minutes? 8 minutes? Chopper inst exactly enthusiastic about getting into hand to hand fights. I'm pretty sure he would be happy to take the punches and fall to the ground and then come back a month later and put a bullet in Bronson. That's how Chopper would win over Bronson but I wouldn't want to fight either of them so I can't exactly say much.

  • @MrDataCode

    chopper isnt enthusiastic about getting into hand to hand fights? HA. you need to read his books.

  • @secretlad I've got more interesting books to read before I think about reading a book about some nutcase from Australia. I've seen the film, I hardly feel any sense of wanting to read or watch anything else about the man.

  • @MrDataCode well i really do recomend that you read choppers first book. it is a great read its very entertaining. dont take much notice of the film because the film. is not even close to how the real chopper is in every way.

  • @fearsome3 ur wrong

    bronson is a NUTTER

    chopper has bullshitted so u dont know what he did or didnt do

    bronson has kidnapped prison officers and beat the hell outta people for over 30 years and made prisoners in UK all scared of him

    he never lived like CHOPPER on the outside that MUCH

    chopper is a bullshitter and no one comes close to BRONSON

  • @italianoval you can say that a gen bronson can Fight all day if he wants to

  • @fearsome3 bronson was a boxer too and boxed in prison and he was pro too..

    he would throttle bullshitter chopper

  • stupid comparing these two or to vs them.. Bloody stupid.

  • bronson win no question about it

  • bronson would have won easy

  • BRONSON WINNER END OFF, READING HIS BOOK AT THE MO, REAL HARD MAN WITH A HEART

  • Nice mash up, both brilliant movies recommend both if you like that kind of style, but in a fight Bronson would kill chopper they are both mental but Bronson has more to loose

  • Bronson's handlebar would pound the shit outta Chopper's gay biker moustache

  • one on one and man to man with tools or without them bronson would win everytime.

  • @sonnyboy1069 incorrect.

  • @Shermanicus no im correct bronson would flattern chopper but thats just what i belive. maybe if thay did meet thay would end up the best of mates. but we will never know because it will never happen. and how do we know that thay aint wrote to each other at some point.

  • @sonnyboy1069 if it's what you believe you cannot definitively argue it to be correct or incorrect. that is a logical flaw.

  • to buff scary physco's with moustaches, they fit all the criteria for "scary mother fuckers" they both win.

  • @Rhoryborealis Agreed! I wouldn't mess with either one.

  • Bronson VS Chopper lol. Bronson is just a highly violent person who kindnapped many victims and lubes up with butter and attacks guards at wakefield prison, Chopper is a highly insane person who allgedly killed 18 people and chopped off and burnt of peoples toes and he was stabbed in prison and lost a shitload of feet from his intestine and he slashed his ears off, Chopper FTW XD

  • Depends on what kind of fight. In a fist fight? Bronson would beat the living fuck out of Chopper.

  • @PletchersAJerk

    i doubt he would beat the living fuck out of him.. youve got to keep in mind chopper was a notorious street fighter himself.

  • @secretlad

    Chopper was a fat piece of shit. Nothing compared to Bronson.

  • @PletchersAJerk

    na, bronsons a moron

  • @secretlad You can be a total moron and still be a tough son of a bitch.

  • @PletchersAJerk

    im not saying he wasnt tough, ive already admitted hes hard as nails. but so was chopper... and chopper was alot smarter and was a feared underworld figure. bronson just made a name for himself by constantly fighting prison guards really. And H Division in pentridge prison was alot rougher and tougher than British prison bronson has served time in.

  • @secretlad Well I agree. But in a fist fight, Bronson would win. Simple as that.

  • @PletchersAJerk and the words of chopper himself "the reason ive never lost, is because i never play anyone by their own rules"

  • both brilliantly acted films.nuff said.

  • bronson would eat chopper rather quickly. all of him. even his weiner.

  • @tantorecords for breakfast and ask for more

  • chopper would fuk him up

  • @imMeesey i takeit u dont know who bronson is? the hardest man in britain!

  • @british123able bronson is not the hardest man in britain im sure, hes just the most violent prisionor

  • @Alexxoo1994 yeah, bronson is nowhere near the hardest man in Britain.. hes just made a name for himself by being a menace to the system really.

  • @secretlad so challenge him at his age now

  • @2010butchd what?

  • @secretlad you comment how hard he is so challenge him in my opinion we need more of him here

  • "NEVILLE...FACKIN...BARTOS"

  • bronson would decimate him

  • This is just the two films. If the question is which was the best film I'd say Chopper. Bronson was a very borin film.

  • Mesrine beats the two of them!!!

  • chopper also has 18 "unofficial" murders to his name (although hes admitted to directly killing 4) which puts him in a whole different category to bronson. theres a difference between a hard bastard who loves to fight and a killer.

  • plus, i highly doubt chopper would be stupid enough to fight bronson one on one.

  • CHOPPER killed more, CHOPPER WINS

  • read looks like a ymca dude . Queer as shit

  • bronson is a fukin animal! to fight bronson you would have to be one hard, mean bastard! either that or an absolute lunatic!

  • at the end of the day, chopper would just shoot him, or stab him. bronson is hard as nails though. choppers a sociopath.. bronson is just a brute

  • both are heros compared to millions of other men id love to see a film about one of them mass murderers locked up in venezuela or guatamala

  • @huntinginfidels911 ,yeah you got many of those in South America.What about Mexico.Those drug kartel killers...Very nice people.Not

  • the most dangerous in oz was andrew veniaman benji

  • cant choose.

    but its only through great performances by both actors that we know about these lads.

    the real bronson and chopper would be a lot different than what we expect after both movies.

    chopper is free after all he did.fair enough he served his time.

    bronson is being kept locked up by a bunch of fuckin cowards who dont know what to do with him

  • @peddleandcrank More like, Bronson's being locked up by a bunch of people doing their job: keeping an unremorseful nutcase off the streets.

  • @TheThing88 you should join the british police force.you would fit right in.nodding dog that you are

  • @peddleandcrank Seriously, what would you have done with him? Set him loose? I'm all for being a fan of the movie and of Tom Hardy's performance, but do you really think Chopper and Bronson are people to be ADMIRED?

  • @TheThing88 nothing to do with likeing either man,its about justice or lack of it.

    much more evil dangerous men get released every day from british prisons but i dont hear you complaining about that.you honestly think its just to keep a man locked up who hasnt lifted a finger in anger in over 8 years?

    call that justice.

    wake up you lefty gobshite

  • Bronson, no contest

  • Bronson would win the hand to hand game no doubt whereas Chopper would win with weapons.

    The thing is the two men have completly different ways of doing things. Bronson prefers head on hand to hand honest confrontation whereas for Chopper, he says in one of his books "the reason I've never lost is because I never play an opponent under his own rules".

    Both deadly to be sure, but they would never bother eachother in reality.

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  • I bet bronson would beat him in a bare knuckle fight. When weapons are involved its a different story, it seems chopper intimidated by using weapons. Bronson's a Brainy bloke, choppers a bully who just intimidates.

  • bronson was a psycho maniac who wanted to fight the world.....chopper was more low key and had reasons for his evil acts....both are fucked up in the head honestly

  • my two favourite crims

  • Bronson no doubt.

  • im sure the real bronson wud kill the real chopper

  • bronson is the fucking nutter of the fighting world he would chew chopper as easy as a piece of cake lol give bronson a real man to fight

  • @kudu11 Bronson is a hard bastard! but lets see him beat chopper with weapons ;)