I just went on my computer to watch videos on youtube, then the door closed, so i couldnt see the car drive down the lane as I walked to the grocery store.
Haha i saw this video and when i turned around the goats were speeding and that was the least often she ever visted because tuesdays are usually after dinner
This is by far my most favourite video. I haven't laughed so much in my life!! PLEASE make more of these "nonsense" videos pleeease!!! they're your funniest ones!!!
I told her not to put some lemon on it, she did it anyway she didn't believe me, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS....... you will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible friday.tommorow will be the best day of your life.however if you dont post this to at least 3 videos you will die in the next 2 days. now you have already started reading this so dont stop.this is so scary. put this on at least 5 videos in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen. this is so scary it actually works
54 people were trying to look after the monkeys on a trampoline while being outside of the blue zone, so the delivery didn't take place and it snowed instead. Of course, without forgetting the lowest part, otherwise it wouldn't make sense!
I perfectly executed a silent fart, But will bear said no because it was trying to kill the walking octopus while pedestrians were looking at the yellow turtle vomit uncontrollably deep in the forest where many cows were crawling?
@wizardzswagger2 I have, and it truly "shocks" me that ALL of you people took valuable time out of your life to correct me. I takes ONE person to correct someone. Now, let's stop this war. Jack probably doesn't want us fighting on his video over supermarkets.
My nipples are on picture frames and i like grains of salt that sits on my lap at night on tuesday it feels good to get nakey but watch out for qwerty mow the tities text tiles
The kid is just trying to be nice and he thinks he's got somebody who's on drugs and/or insane asking him questions. I thought this was going to be hilarious... guess I was WAY WRONG.
I used to do a similar thing back in the day,I would make prank calls to places like McDonalds and talk jibberish and then when they put someone else I would talk clear.
jack vale or eddbassmaster
AiRoN313 3 hours ago
jackvale clips always give me a mad laugh lmao
Ehrichee 6 hours ago
you totally made that guy look stupid in front of his co-worker, made it seem like he couldn't handle something simple lol
DevilsMetsGiants 2 weeks ago 4
Like if you thought the guy sounded like Will Smith!
calebcharlebois12 2 weeks ago 3
I just went on my computer to watch videos on youtube, then the door closed, so i couldnt see the car drive down the lane as I walked to the grocery store.
TheDudeWhoCommented 2 weeks ago
should of got the guys reaction lol
Isreal4realz 2 weeks ago
that black guy is so pissed
MagnitudeOfSoul 3 weeks ago
Black guy has to be thinking, damn honkey lol
DustinAndNatasha 1 month ago 3
i dont think he was confused at all...i think he was like "wow this guy is a dumb ass, i need to leave"
Mhammerable 1 month ago
Ahahahaha sooo funny
hotthergirlever 1 month ago
thats just sad lol
p0k0p800 1 month ago
woooooooow. that's cold! lol
Dowhatudo202 1 month ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
nov30 is my bday:)
maxtonginier 1 month ago
wow
stalls17 1 month ago
THe last time i turned to corner i saw the dancing pencils and then the corn came out of its home and every now and then it makes the floor green.
maplestoryman77 1 month ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER 2
Haha i saw this video and when i turned around the goats were speeding and that was the least often she ever visted because tuesdays are usually after dinner
Pductions 1 month ago
wow... so good. hahahaha
krumbus 1 month ago
of course giv the black guy a hard time
jeansa2000 1 month ago
That guy lost his job.
chrisleafs230 1 month ago
Why arent you making any more Nonsense vids?? These are the best!
valdzu 2 months ago
DID HE JUST REFER YOU TO ANOTHER STORE!?!?! *donald trump voice* your fired!
trueballer419 2 months ago
Lmao
lxxxxNOOBxxxxl 2 months ago
poor guy is so confused.
kariskarebear 2 months ago
that poor guy. this reminds me of the conversations ive had on acid.
snickle1980 2 months ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
Jack u know you could having gotten the guy in trouble.
PimpThe478 2 months ago
1st guy looks likederick rose a little bit
jxmod 2 months ago
rofl the guy's like "She knows more about this stuff than me" he just wanted to get away and have someone else deal with him rofl
Lucky466 2 months ago
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candygurl092008 3 months ago
homey dont play that
ShaolinBattles 3 months ago
nice vids, this series reminds me of mumbles from edbassmaster. and lol! i love the end
XxTeHTRuTHxX 3 months ago
nice vids, this series reminds me of mumbles from edbassmaster
XxTeHTRuTHxX 3 months ago
This is by far my most favourite video. I haven't laughed so much in my life!! PLEASE make more of these "nonsense" videos pleeease!!! they're your funniest ones!!!
amyydreww 3 months ago
1:40 "umm, it irritates the skin."
cenarules2009yeah 3 months ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
This was so funny. She said chunkier!!!
thecaptain72 3 months ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
is this pepper gonna work or what?
sparklesrock254 3 months ago
Dudes this video is a tic-tac, balloon, grape . Being on a bench, eating a dog.
ragerbot 3 months ago
Good god this is incredible.
Requ1escat1nPACE 3 months ago
rudetube sent me here
insaneownagematt 3 months ago
I guess the idea would be to make it like the moon landing but on a bigger scale? So there's more love.
Guernseyman325 3 months ago
hollow da don
Andre227972 3 months ago
they got this in spray? you gotta be kidding me! hahaha
flapjack012 3 months ago
1:15 that dude was trying SOOOOOO hard not to laugh XD
MsLeedsGirlRocks 3 months ago
lmmfao omq thats fuccen hilarious. hahahaha cant stop lauqhinq
MrNoerincon93 3 months ago
irl troll
fxcat123 3 months ago
It's really funny, but I hope he didn't get that guy in trouble...
SanityVideo 3 months ago
I told her not to put some lemon on it, she did it anyway she didn't believe me, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
andyynwa94 4 months ago in playlist andyynwa94's favourites
Nonsense? Ill show you nonsense: B / A = 0.864356433463227 * 26 =
55.318811741710538
elmono44 4 months ago
hahahahahaha
studman0614 4 months ago
Lol!!!!
jemsboo 4 months ago
GENIUS!
markhluber 4 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me
Wolvesfan700 4 months ago
theres abunch of old ladys in speedos at my door..
trixrmagik 4 months ago
absolute frikkin genius
maccamk2turbo 4 months ago
anybody randomly typed in nonsense?
vkvkvk1219 4 months ago
how did they not see the camera
24blackbox 4 months ago
LMFAO
tannerbananer69 4 months ago
The first Guy Is Hot :D
split1654 4 months ago
I discovered this channel after watching Rude Tube on Channel 4 last night. This is honestly one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Incredible!
Jay17GSY 4 months ago
this is actually kinda mean
haha
ArmyRecruit260 4 months ago
you suck fuck face
hotbbojbud 4 months ago
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how come I JUST found out this channel
DEIMOSLOL 5 months ago
LMAO XD
Jack you're so cute and funny
Kkyyrruu 5 months ago in playlist NONSENSE TALKER
god your fucking hhaaalllarriouss! NEVER STOP MAKING VIDEOS!!
cortttfrazz11 5 months ago
More nonsense movies man! :D
HawkHardstylez 5 months ago
LMAO! I love how he Jack Vale comes up with such funny videos.
AnniSeveriene5342 5 months ago
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DavinciBeats 5 months ago
Hahaha! That's amazing, and quite genius.
IAnnoy13People 5 months ago
the ending killed me xD
letmeknov 5 months ago 21
that first guy was a great employe he really tried to halb him...really nice!
SkateNr8 6 months ago 18
@SkateNr8 Yeah. He tried tp halb him!
McLovin1671 1 day ago
I think it was luck that he called someone
Baraquiel62 6 months ago
lmfao I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!
yowutzup90 6 months ago
Do something in Natomas!! :-)
bluetrancelvr 6 months ago
how the fuck does he keep a straight face?
ghammer116 6 months ago 2
@ghammer116 acting
GunzGot5 4 months ago
@BadBunnyMovies are you 4 years old?
volunteernation16 6 months ago
@BadBunnyMovies hahahahahahhaa
stratusHBKcenation 6 months ago
0:52 watch the intro nonsense
slimmyshank23 6 months ago
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DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS....... you will get kissed by the love of your life on the nearest possible friday.tommorow will be the best day of your life.however if you dont post this to at least 3 videos you will die in the next 2 days. now you have already started reading this so dont stop.this is so scary. put this on at least 5 videos in the next 143 minutes when your done press f6 and your lovers name will appear on the screen. this is so scary it actually works
Flashlomza 6 months ago
press 9 she's crying
josemustang65 6 months ago
That's cold. The dude told the manager you were nuts and you acted normal. Put homey on the spot.
peetsisthekind 6 months ago 82
he was sooo nice and CUTE!
tori42387 6 months ago 2
You should start talking nonsense and have uncle john come in and be like i know what you'tr talking about
FoodMonst4r 6 months ago 161
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahah that was genius
THEJAYMAN212 6 months ago
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@SugaaVanillaXo she really had to think about it....DUHH!!!
JavaSpitLava 6 months ago
hahahaha "alright *laughs* tss tss tss....... possibly"
Jordan327E 7 months ago
you are my new hero, sir
bonniejamie 7 months ago
LMAO
famous1779 7 months ago
What a dick move. LOL
mankat13 7 months ago
plz jack tell us wat his face was like at the end
MrBigboy1339 7 months ago
54 people were trying to look after the monkeys on a trampoline while being outside of the blue zone, so the delivery didn't take place and it snowed instead. Of course, without forgetting the lowest part, otherwise it wouldn't make sense!
Sarahxxx666 7 months ago
it must be so hard to keep a straight face while filming
thebugukilledearlier 7 months ago
How can this even happen if videos went to the sky after they shrivel? Doesn't make sense to me, I'm pretty sure about that.
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I perfectly executed a silent fart, But will bear said no because it was trying to kill the walking octopus while pedestrians were looking at the yellow turtle vomit uncontrollably deep in the forest where many cows were crawling?
texasboyizzy 7 months ago
Thats cold hahaha
OgFreezer7171 7 months ago
This guy is just too funny!
A1D4N1000 7 months ago
Hot guy xD
xXMyriamAnela18xx 7 months ago
@xXMyriamAnela18xx u have weird taste.. o.o'
NinjaFoo777 7 months ago
@NinjaFoo777 That's what I thought...
M1k3sG 7 months ago
@M1k3sG ikr
NinjaFoo777 7 months ago
@NinjaFoo777 LOL im talkin abt the first guy he messed with ^_^
xXMyriamAnela18xx 7 months ago
@xXMyriamAnela18xx lol i think he looks goofy
NinjaFoo777 7 months ago
@NinjaFoo777 yea...tht too lol =D
xXMyriamAnela18xx 7 months ago
just cause they work there doesn't mean they're experts on the pepper lol
aestheticpardox9 7 months ago
I got to get rid of all the nonsense in the neighborhood.
codename7000 7 months ago
Do more nonsenses in shops please !:D
HaatoSK 7 months ago
omg what he did at the end was sooo mean lol
Josh52100 7 months ago
that kid was cute and this was hilarious!
rockstar24515 7 months ago
I was in tears.
BanningTheBots 7 months ago
Do more nonsenses please ! :D they are the best :D
HaatoSK 7 months ago
the ending was BRILLIANT!!
missglamorousxo 7 months ago
LOL hahaha!!
Daisukiyo 7 months ago
i feel so bad for that guy lol
summer50091 8 months ago
The guy kinda looks like Carmelo Anthony
RjayGuerrero 8 months ago
the fuck is a safeway
MyKrabsAreKrusty 8 months ago
@MyKrabsAreKrusty a grocery store.
jessewski 7 months ago
this is brilliant!!!
drummastikz 8 months ago
Lol way to make him look stupid! Hilarious.
xKayxAngelx 8 months ago
The PERFECT troll.
chrizles 8 months ago
1:45 the go go's are singing our lips are sealed (:
KayKayKOZ 8 months ago
lol wow...
zombievamp44 8 months ago
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roofer2136 8 months ago
The black guy's like; are you a fucking retard or something?
roofer2136 8 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! @ the ending!!
737747757767777787 8 months ago
@wizardzswagger2 I have, and it truly "shocks" me that ALL of you people took valuable time out of your life to correct me. I takes ONE person to correct someone. Now, let's stop this war. Jack probably doesn't want us fighting on his video over supermarkets.
WWEFaNOFKANE1997 8 months ago
@wizardzswagger2 Of course. I did, and i thought it was a campaign Wal-Mart had going on or something. Dumbass.
WWEFaNOFKANE1997 8 months ago
@WWEFaNOFKANE1997 sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it
lukerosstheboss1 8 months ago
@lukerosstheboss1 explain plese.
WWEFaNOFKANE1997 8 months ago
Lol
1Gavinsmommy 8 months ago
I AM LIKE NUMBER 1999!
TunselCrime 9 months ago
@TunselCrime I was nr. 2000.
Problem?
kokomanen 9 months ago
@kokomanen Well I was number 2002.
Kjhuston09 9 months ago
@TunselCrime i was 2006 , any problem?
africaXD 9 months ago
@africaXD no but everybody knows that 1999 was better.
TunselCrime 8 months ago
OMG
MY RIBS ARE INJURED AND EVERYTIME I BREATHE OR LAUGH IT FEELS LIKE IM GETTING STABBED IN THE SIDE.
BUT I DIDNT CARE, LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. PAIN IS GOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHAHHH
ramiboy99 9 months ago
@WWEFaNOFKANE1997 its Safeway not walmart
Jordan112590 9 months ago
I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF JACKVALE!?
LOL2626666 9 months ago
Bummer. I would have rather seen him confuse the manager-type person rather than make the minimum-wage employee appear brainless.
DiemKaye 9 months ago
He made that other guy seem like a dumbass at the end AHA!!!!
Mrslima2z 9 months ago
My nipples are on picture frames and i like grains of salt that sits on my lap at night on tuesday it feels good to get nakey but watch out for qwerty mow the tities text tiles
idopgwig 9 months ago
This is fucking brilliant :)
Jasper8372 9 months ago
LMAO JACK VALE IS BEYOND HILARIOUS
NathanXPablo 9 months ago in playlist jack vale films
It's like when the turnip hits the ceiling fan, the nonsense and the frying pan. Right?
C2CONTINUE 9 months ago
@BadBunnyMovies dude you had me rolling for 30 minutes lol
mwoodall13 9 months ago
omg
its fuckin harriouls!
PAGALCOWS 10 months ago
The kid is just trying to be nice and he thinks he's got somebody who's on drugs and/or insane asking him questions. I thought this was going to be hilarious... guess I was WAY WRONG.
ToolFan68 10 months ago
hahaha you made him look like an idea that was pricelesss
maxim814 10 months ago
those 53 people Are CRAZY that dont like this video!!
TurnerComedyNetwork 10 months ago
I see his head started hurting
marlonbtx 10 months ago
I used to do a similar thing back in the day,I would make prank calls to places like McDonalds and talk jibberish and then when they put someone else I would talk clear.
lol
BillyBadAss53120 10 months ago
This guy really needs a raise.. LOL
ministickdude99 10 months ago
Hmm, that was pretty evil. I hope you told both employees that it was a prank afterwards.
somespareid 10 months ago
just got that kid fired haha
metalirocz28 10 months ago
hey jack u shoulve left it for like 30 more sec to see the face of the guy email me with what he did plss this is so funny bro
TheMrBigBoss17 10 months ago
way to pick on the black kid
imunchbutts 10 months ago
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REDSTAGDR 10 months ago
How did he keep a straight face for this?!
CBog07 10 months ago 2
You are fucken Hillarious man. I don't care what any one else has to say.
megaharuko25 10 months ago 2
GET POOPED ON SON!
janobi100 10 months ago
LOL! The guy was probably like ":o......" lmfaoo
MyNewPerspective1 10 months ago
"Well i got balloons and grandmas in speedos so will this get rid of that?""
"Yeah possibly"
lmao
dp7shamrock 11 months ago 2
Dag, I'd give anything to see what the manager told the employee afterwards
babysonify 11 months ago
lol?
Haloisawesome22 11 months ago
I find Vasko to be sexually attractive.
rendros88 11 months ago
Omg poor dude that was funny
yojo161 11 months ago
Hahaha I love how the store guy just kinda pretends like he knows what he's talking about through like half of this hahaha! XD LMFAO!!!
breakyourheart500 11 months ago 3
awwwwww lol! your so mean jack
redbunnyx3x 11 months ago
Awwww leave that poor boy alone!!! Lol!!!
adnorid18 11 months ago
Actually, the employee was pretty sharp, making the connection between black pepper and pepper spray.
pistachioguy 11 months ago
hahaha!....dude your halariousss!!!.....keep on doin what u do ^5ers
BTKsmokinpogotokens 11 months ago
Jack, you deserve SOO many more subscibers!
iiRemarkAblee 11 months ago
Love when the 2nd employee comes in
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vmaxx55 11 months ago
Jack Vale you're evil. You seriously made that poor boy look very bad.
PimpThe478 11 months ago
lol i work at safeway and i would definately not no what to say, it would be sooooo awkward, it would make me laugh so much
silenttbobb217 11 months ago
OMG ahhaahah this is awesome!!!!
brucenitro 11 months ago