A Day From The Diary Of A BMW Driver.

[36HHH]

@stonkie1982 oh god, it is an observation, an opinion, not a proven fact. This is a parody not a documentary

[helljesuschrist]

That is the perfect impression of a BMW driver however you were missing a few things. A BMW driver gets so close you can't see the headlights, instead you see some angry face glaring at you in complete fury, so an inch sounds a bit less optimistic and secondly you completely forgot to mention the blonde wife in the passenger seat as thick as baby turd!! How could you forget about the blonde!!

[muiscnight]

bmw lane lolol

[mhryn85]

hahahaha this is CLASSIC and so bang on!!! reminds me of my old estate agent - hats off to you - brilliant!

[word526]

I hate it when inferior cars get in my the BMW lane on my motor way. It happened to me on my way to work today.

[shafhamid83]

You should've worn a Polo shirt (with the horse on the chest emblem. The bigger the better) with your collar popped. That it is how to get the look of a cock all bmw drivers have

[Tyncidog]

my car is really fast hahhaha

[imgonnafuckuup1]

I drive BMW, and this is so true. thats me :D hahaha

[dipzzz]

lolz

[silviosantoz]

that was amazing (so true)

[oldirtybastard213]

lol... bmw lane

[royshootingnikon]

have you taken your ideas from the bmwsucks website with the questionairre?

all the answers from the test.

good video though..seriously the suit is very bmw.

[googlerobabdul]

Good Sh#t.

[grgmys]

BMW driver here, you're 100% spot on until the whole police thing, I don't know how it is everywhere else but I've never been pulled over in mine. In my area it would've been more realistic if the cop had challenged you to a race :) Sometimes i catch myself thinking what is this asshole doing in my lane? but i'd think this even before i got my BMW lol good video, I approve.

[E36Meerkat]

I drive a BMW as well.... :D

Lol !! this cracked me up!! Nice one! :)

[koder82]

Hilarious!

[36HHH]

I thought it was just me that thought that BMW drivers are all wankers, i dont know why but when ever a car cuts you up, gets right up against your bumper or blocks you in it ALWAYS seems to be.... yep a BMW driver on the phone checking his self out in the mirror...

[stonkie1982]

@36HHH to categorize any driver of a certain make of car is ridiculous its like if u owned a bmw then bought a merc that makes u a better driver ?? utter nonsense

[1s2j3]

wow you are amazing lol thought i would check out another video after

re: something something something

and am now in love :) <3

[wahapnin]

jokes...bigup!

[michelinov]

why are you all saying skyline ? say nissan ! be ashamed that you are driving the brother of the sunny ! yes ! and there ia only one true 6 - BMW 's!!! And yes i drive in bmw lane cuz i am so fasta and my car is so cool and motherfuckers can't keep up cuz they drive a nissan ... pfaahahaha BMW is a way of life,not just a car so don't mess with it

[Icearnie]

HAHA great video - seriously funny. Also you did really well to talk so fluently without breathing!

BTW - I own a BMW M3 (the most tosser-ish of all BMW's) And I have a set of shades like that inside... and I flash people all the time! I can admit though - we all all wankers, but fuck it, I love my M3 enough to put up with the wanker image!

Cheers mate - ***** rating!

[10W7]

This is probably the best video I've ever seen on youtube. You couldn't have depicted the BMW driver more perfectly. Well not all of the drivers, but this is EXACTLY how 3 series drivers are. Well done.

[Finszxuk]

this video is so true, well done mate.

[87WTF]

That was shit-hot. BMW drivers are usually arrogant fuckers, that think BMW's are fast. BMWs are overpriced tanks... heavy, un-aerodynamic, poor'ly tuned with big clumsy engines.

[AxisBoldAsLove1967]

you are a first rate idiot. bmw is a premier brand, best engines in the world, and for reasonable prices. don't hate because you're poor.

[87WTF]

Im not poor, quite the opposite. You sound snobby enough to be a BMW driver. Best engines in the world you say. The current 325i (2495cc) 6 Cylinders 24Valves around 216BHP 0-60 in 7.0s... LOL. A Honda S200 (1997cc) 240BHP 0-60 in 6.0s from a fucking two litre. Honda Integra 1.8L 0-60 in around 6.5s (get a 2.0 import and even more power), MG TF 1.8 160BHP 0-60 in 6.9s the list goes on...

[AxisBoldAsLove1967]

engines dont do 0-60 times. cars do. the s2000 is a light two seater. taking gas milage, torque, and reliability into consideration bmw engines are the best. thats why the win engine of the year almost every year.

[Andysw88]

I was refering to the car not the engine... The S2000 is a light two seater... yes but considering its only 1997cc its pretty impressive.

[AxisBoldAsLove1967]

no doubt, but it also doesnt have the consistant power curve of the six cylinder

[87WTF]

True. But there are six cylinder cars out there by other manufacturers Nissan skyline for example. I know which one id prefer.

[AxisBoldAsLove1967]

yea... the bmw lol

[87WTF]

Si.. I guess everyone has there own tastes. Id prefer a Skyline, or a big old Supra.

[xxquiker]

87WTF

Envy gets you know where in life.

[87WTF]

True, but I dont envy a BMW driver... maybe a Nissan GTR driver or somebody driving something from the Ascari range... but not BMW.

Dont get me wrong, I never said BMWs are shit... I would not say no to some BMWs, maybe a 3 series coupe.

I just prefer other manufacturers... like Honda.

[xxquiker]

well you are entitled to your opinion, cant bash you on that.

[87WTF]

Thank you.

[BMWZ8M6]

BMW- THE BEST!!!

[ollie7777]

haha very good, ya need a wireless headset to be a real BMW driver though

[Heyshamtown]

well good vid mate, ur awesome

[TheStallion86]

Thanks dude

[SHANEBRK]

I read this in max power or redlind or one of those boy racer magazines years ago. almost word for word. still good though

[TheStallion86]

I found it on tinternet.

[guitarphil11]

brilliant!  e60 ftw!

[TheStallion86]

;-)

[djinnbladex]

I was a good driver, until I bought a BMW.

Nice video.

[danish08]

That was hilarious!! Job well done!

[TheStallion86]

Thanks alot :-D

[Miloxcam]

I laughed sooo hard at this!!!

Nicely done!!

[TheStallion86]

Im glad lol

Thanx muchly

[FirstDudeInTheRev]

nice vid mate!

[TheStallion86]

Thanks alot pal :-)

[Richard3414]

So true but Audi drivers are quickly replacing them!

[TheStallion86]

You have noticed that too lol

[Yumimumi07]

Great vid, keep at them lv ya xxxxxxxxxxxx

[TheStallion86]

:-)

[sean2829]

lmao at the bit at 2:20, great video mate. 3rd time i'v watched it

[TheStallion86]

3rd time lolz

Thanks ;-)

[Dan131223]

that is emmense and is one of the funninest videos i've seen good effort

[TheStallion86]

Thanx 4 watchin ;-)

[slimey222]

good vid

[TheStallion86]

Thanks alot ;-)

[geohount]

The sad part is that I know a BMW owner who is exactly like that... He has no sense of humour though...

Tell me; did you practise a lot to imitate the style of a BMW driver or did you just cut off most of your penis?

Please continue and make more of those, I like this kind of humour!

[TheStallion86]

HAHA, to be honest i just turned the camera on and started talkin!

Maybe i am a secret wanker lol

[whosagooner]

rubbish

[TheStallion86]

:-P

[sean2829]

LMFAO

[TheStallion86]

;-)

[3873236]

This is so incredible funny! However you should drive in Miami, it is exactly like that! I must have watched this 15 times.

[TheStallion86]

Thanks, id love to go 2 Miami lol

Can you say it word 4 word yet lol

[JWsales85]

Priceless!!

[TheStallion86]

60quid actually! lol

[Pred2k6]

haha nice one man =] you do make me laugh haha

[TheStallion86]

I do try!

[nallielove]

were u sercretly looking on the screen... or do u always talk this fast... lolz

[TheStallion86]

I couldnt possibly giva away my secrets lol

[melieeeboo]

hahaha i have totally got to get my self a bmw!!!

[TheStallion86]

Can i have a drive when you do lol

[bennyboilerman]

haha you are funny man... xxx

[TheStallion86]

You are to kind ;-)

[raylax2]

Subscribed, damn funny vids. Keep it up ^^

[TheStallion86]

Thanks alot, i will give it a try lolz

[craig57street]

Haha very good!

[TheStallion86]

Cheers Craig

[sourJane]

hahhahaha all bmw drivers are like that...all across the planet!!! x_x

good job! you're really funny xD

[TheStallion86]

hehe thanks alot Jane :-)

[wkdandy912]

haha love it

[TheStallion86]

Cool, thanks for watchin

[3873236]

I Love it!!!!

[TheStallion86]

Cheers ;-)

[steveparkinson]

Pretty cool dude. 5 stars and subscribed.... When you get time check my shit videos out. Peace.

[TheStallion86]

Thanks fella, i will do :-D

[smudger909loop]

who cares u faggot . u made a video of this u sat man u have to much time on your hands . english wank next time put one of the hats on a clownes hat sounds good

[britbtch]

get a life, smudger, then you might develop a sense of humour. this guy is genius

[TheStallion86]

Genius! no lol but thanks for havin my back lol ;-)

[superbeef666]

great!=]

[TheStallion86]

Thanks for watchin ;-)

[almightyjass]

hahaha thats class mate- "so i dont NEED a liscence any more!

[TheStallion86]

;-) cheers muchly

[justincrap]

BMW Forever.

Nice video BTW.

[TheStallion86]

Thanks alot justin ;-)

[m45ud001]

ha ha ha happen to me the other day mate takez the piss fukin 3 points...i was in my bmw in my bmw lane then a white bmw 5 series aka copper fuked it up :(

[TheStallion86]

What bastards lol

Bet they werent free points either :-D

[m45ud001]

ha ha yea just like you they cost 20quid each

[TheStallion86]

lolz

[FIERYdaemon]

lol

[TheStallion86]

Is that cause of my accent or the speed i was talkin!

[icansearchit]

Ace...cool...yahooooooooo,rock on !

[TheStallion86]

Thanx 4 watchin :-D

[JB0790]

seriously brilliant.

Top of my favourites.

[TheStallion86]

Cheers fella!

[mebs63]

you got talent son U GOT 3 YESES from piers,amanda simon

[TheStallion86]

LMFAO

[scopeuk]

such a wanker

[zwqshow]

FUCK YOU

[zwqshow]

FUCK YOU

[lilhagan]

Shut the fuck up you stupid dick head! Why spam?

[zwqshow]

FUCK YOU

[jimbobjun]

you obviously have no friends and no hobby

[lilhagan]

Shut up this is a cool guy! Asshole

[jimbobjun]

i was replying to one of the other bad comments its just the reply thing isnt working

i like the video its funny

[TheStallion86]

I knew you were on my side lol

[jimbobjun]

yeah the reply system on YouTube is not working

[zwqshow]

FUCK YOU

[zwqshow]

i m girl..

[TheStallion86]

Apparantly so

[zwqshow]

hey enyway good video...just for fun.

[TheStallion86]

lol

[zwqshow]

FUCK YOU

[coolbananaskd]

Well....You Made Me Laugh.

Thanks.

[TheStallion86]

You are more than welcome!

[Lucky48484848]

wOw.... HIS SUNGLAS SO COOL!!!!!

[TheStallion86]

They are my mums lmao!

[mominnawaz1]

funny matee.. loved it

[TheStallion86]

Cheers fella :-D

[mazta555]

fuking mad

[TheStallion86]

Very

[mazta555]

rolf! ur jus mad lol

[TheStallion86]

I am indeed lol

[JB0790]

hahahahahaha love it!

[TheStallion86]

Im glad :-D

[harpegg]

Excellent

[TheStallion86]

Thanks alot ;-)

[alienindistry]

lol man

[TheStallion86]

;-)

[Sicdrummer2807]

hahaha that was so funny

[TheStallion86]

Cheers muchly ;-)

[ukp42]

I have a BMW 320 tourer so I own the roads here in Scotland!! Learn the rules of the High Way code, rule 35 (vii) , ' Always give way to BMW, Range Rovers & jaguars.

[TheStallion86]

LOL

Thanks for watchin

[Reakesie23]

please do an out-take video

[TheStallion86]

Ill see what i can do 4 ya m8

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL Congrats on the added points, and soon you won't need a license at all hahaha!!

[TheStallion86]

HEHE ;-)

[PureFisher]

Awesome video richie loved it I should be making a new video soon so make sure that you come and check it out...:]

[TheStallion86]

Will do buddy

Thanks 4 watchin ;-)

[GazzaC]

hmm dunno wich bit i prefer the vid or outakes haha :P

Busted By Cops :P Tipical haha :P anyways good video

[TheStallion86]

Definatly the outtakes lol

Thanks for watchin ;-)

[AlexanderHilly123]

lol very funny stuff, specially the outtake.

[TheStallion86]

Thanks alot Alex ;-)

[xprincesa86x]

Pure excellence! You're spoofs are getting really good! Hope when you finally get all the subs you deserve you better not snub me... like a certain somebody we used to know. lurve you <3

[TheStallion86]

You are to kind :-)

I wont 4get who i am just cause of a few subs.

Im not gunna start acting like a cock just cause i get partnered.

If i was ever to get featured, id only have my subscribers to thank!!

[xprincesa86x]

*take a bow*

[TheStallion86]

The song or really lol

[richw4]

'The BMW lane' lmao well delivered dude!

[TheStallion86]

:-D

Cheers little namesake ;-)

[xxsophiiieexx]

niiice shades =]

and great story lol

[TheStallion86]

They are my mums, mine were in my non bmw but i couldnt be bothered 2 go and get em lol

[XDCheekyMonkeyXD]

Wow That Was Brill Lmao Twas Funni!

Congrats On Ownin A BMW even tho it wasnt tru lmao anyway Brill vid !!! :) X X

[TheStallion86]

hehe cheers 4 watchin

[gibbo1988]

ohh look its peter andre

LOL !!

[TheStallion86]

Oh look its that fella i used to know.

The one that fell off the face of the earth!

lol

[xprincesa86x]

oh yeh whatever happened to you gibbo?? i missed you a tiny bit! lol

[gibbo1988]

a tiny bit? lol

[gibbo1988]

lolz

[TheStallion86]

:-D

[TaylerPERRY]

Ahaha, love the outtakes :)!

x

[TheStallion86]

Me 2 lol

[captainfury2007]

Awesome! Congratulations on achiveing BMW status. It wont be long before you graduaate from little prick to Big Dick! LOL! 5 stars