HotForWords - Men's Dictionary

[newskynet84]

I know it's late and 4 years have passed from the video but I wanted to tell you... I love you! ;-)

[brizzlestick]

most of this isn't even true.. every person is different.. lol..

[kript0s]

You're an another sexually obsessed stupid blonde!

[1997nutcracker]

r u like an ex pornstar or something?

[mesha1ism]

Awsome video

[YouLoseAndGetSpam]

I sent a girl a pictyre of my dick, in two angles and she sent me a picture of her ass, now she wants me to send her a video of me beating the monkey. But is it fair I sent her two angles of my dick+balls and all I get is some butt cheeks?

[ciccarello]

so true :)

[gourrylina]

lol he's gay this one priceless hahaaha

[SonsoftheProphets]

Great Video!

[WOWJBEOWULF]

Men's Dictionary: nice. I took her out on some back country road, getting buzzed on suds, singing her every Willie Nelson song I could think of ("Whisky River"), and we made love; save a horse and ride a cowboy: Save A Horse and Ride a Cowboy--Big & Rich. Good song. Relationships are in biology, if you cannot make friends within 15-minutes we are looking at how we encounter to make friends, employment, friend of friend, contract duty, something that causes us to talk.

[Trollyn1]

2:16 <3

[SoltysMarian]

Hihihi TRU !!!

[PyroSkull95]

wtf

[DarkMangaman]

cliches but still funny

[Syncstar2]

ты класс !

ну а вообшем все понятно .. :)

[drgdfhg]

well, what can i say? most of the stuff here is true, but sometimes when a man says "I love you!" it really means "I love you!", just this is a bit more rare thats all ;) ^_^ soo i guess i shut up now :X :D

[Immortal242]

sex sex sex sex....ya true...all we want is sex

[jrcochran1992100]

lol i loved the last one sad thing is i actually have done that and the girl was like are you gay and i said "let me think i love rainbows and the color pink" lol

[natashamark1]

this made me giggle ^_^

[DblFStef]

This is hilarious!

[manancikkt]

as you can see a man is easy to please...women not :))....but that's the fun of the game

[idontgivadam23]

LOL ;-)

[ArmadilloWrangler]

Nov. 6, 2009. Watched this for the umpteenth time(who counts anymore?) & it just gets funnier, Dear Teach. Love you, lady!

[SneakyTweaky]

You stupid bitch even womans need to have sex dont link it always with man. There are times when a man says lets go for dinner, he just wants to go for dinner you stupid bich we are not animals. And go fuck your self!

[idontgivadam23]

She was just poking sarcastic fun @ dating stereotypes. You`re supposed to laugh @ it, not take it literal.

Intelligent women (keepers) are wise enough to know all guys aren`t like that.

Peace.

[ndaronco]

0:20 "So don't take it seriously", be calm.

[probablytoolate]

"hes gay."  hahaha

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

WOW look at that. how simple the mens dictionary was compared the the bullshit out of the womens dictionary. the one (1) thing men want and you women cant do it/give it yet you all got a list of demands longer than the universe

no wonder the world is fucked up

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

2:01 DAMN phil EXTREME BURN

[RsGhost1]

Well.. she is kind of right? :P

[Qiaofan]

if he askes if he can call you "soon" it means like a monts and it will be like a 5 min call

[kouga01]

are you gumin iam but i am in the usa

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

what the fuck is gumin iam

[frabble1]

Marina, I would like to show you my DICK-tionary. Everything is a prelude to sex.

[CottonmouthMovies]

I love you,

[dr0d84]

HA i like the last definition.

Where can i find your very first video at?

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

on her profile....Oo

about 15-20 pages back

[thawthepast]

super good and more....i'm not sleepy...lol

[VJ699]

When I was seeing this video I was thinking about to have sex with you and your silicon mouth.

By the way, that shoes don't look fine with your yellow dress honey.

[webbj123]

Wow, so negative, did you just have a date that didn't go so well.

[nat866]

She didn't write it herself, and says not to take it seriously..

[alaat05]

really nice . I can's stop laughing

[JDubs878]

See this is why men are better than women. We're easy to figure out.

A man's dictionary is like a comic book. Its short and sweet, its logical and has a plot that's easy to follow.

A woman's dictionary is like a fucking bible. Its long, its convoluted, there's millions of pages to read and even after thousands of years, you still can't figure it out.

[dasgregorian]

Absolutely.

[ClumsyDood]

Agreed!

[DZodiark10]

@JDubs878 us women try to make it hard for you we test you. if you dont pass we despose of you. were as men... you are PIGS you eat sleep masturbate sex yell complane and hit on us RUDELY and are constantly bugging us to have sex with you so HA!

[uchiharobin]

lol the shoe with dress equals gay part really made me lough xD cuz the rest is so true:P

[captainjack63]

Oh that was funny. Much of it I feel is true with most men. For the other 10% of men.. It's depressing that women think of them as the other 90%.

[After101]

That was true. :P

[Morten1933]

Yes I do see some of them :)

[Morten1933]

One of the best lolo.

[Morten1933]

You are soo HOT. Sorry but I can't resist you LOVE-LOVE.

[JesusJack4x4]

I LOVE YOU CALL ME OK :)IM SO BORD

[nero91]

I love your dress.

[TheKisura]

hahaha funnyest shit i've seen seen in a long time!

[Sweeborg]

I think that there are no girls here.

But it was fun anyway.

[DaphnessHyrule]

All she said was true. And very funny by the way. Good work my teacher.

[jessssXXO]

hahah i was actually laughing at thissss:]

you are SO pretty.

and i love your accent

[YahDudeItsRlyMe]

omg this is so funny!

even if it wasnt ur definitions the way u put this video together is amazing!

***** outta *****

[SimDuff]

omg I heard "please rape me"

Good thing I know you're not the type to say such things!

[dvmodell]

lol

[ph0nyx]

LMAO!... "Hes gay!"

[girl2h4u]

lol, if a man tells you...

Those shoes don't go well with that dress.

He Is Gay!

lol, a guy told me he loved me... and he wanted to call me... x( i didn't know he just wanted to get in my pants...

[xxGinyerxx]

All men think about is SEX!!!!

CANT THEY EVER STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX FOR A MOMENT!!!

JEEZ.........

[TheOneThatYouLoathe]

that last one made me laugh out loud. But the best reply for that is "I know, that's the point!"

[Jr4594]

o god, that last one was good, you actually got me by surprise.

[BIMBOBOOP]

lol marina!! nice sense of humor.. maybe u forgot "I really like your videos" it means: i really want to have sex with u... ;)

[SimDuff]

So true lol

[oXPocketpimPXo]

he is gay lol gj

[killbot999]

thats halarious

[intindse]

you forgot "i wana have sex = i wana have sex"

[MrDarkheart]

xD The last one was the best.

[protac6]

Hit us up with a Marina's dictionary

[KIMOOZ11]

not true

[foxbow15]

wy is there a picture of a creepy guy with a mullet at 1.08....

[Bobcat665]

That's a dude called "Gunther". He made the song Ding Dong Song (You touch my Tra-la-la).

[foxbow15]

omg, it sounds so ridicules-.-

[victoriasparda]

Ridicules yes, funny as hell, better believe it! Is also very humorous when lip synced to a movie or video game XD

[asker8]

by the way I can`t see your shoes... jeje

[asker8]

let`s talk... oh my god I m so predictable

[casualone]

Going out to dinner with Marina sounds like fun.

[musicisfusion]

I love you.

[dersonne]

Can I call you ?

[Ardenwolfe]

LMAO!

Awesome.

Wolfe

[thawthepast]

sexy sex and more

[willymessenger]

You're absolutely right. We only think about sex when the girl is cute.

[DrTea]

I can see your nipples at 3:08

[Joneecoca]

:)

Take screen shots!

[stev1212]

i like them :)

[tomalias44]

all of those rules do not nessecarily apply if the girl is unattractive to our libido

[refizster]

true true :)

[alanwang6]

So not true for the "Can i call you?" I Call peopel when im bored or i havnt call them in while O.O

[redchickenmusic]

Waw! You act a bit like a porn star, which is awesome! And your accent is cool too, a bit like some eastern European accent hihi

[uzumakidragonath]

lol the end was funny!

[pure0fheart3]

youre like a f***ing porn star

[LxLYuri]

those shoes don't match that dress = he's gay!

lmao!!!XD

[DavidJanelidze]

lol

[lycorish]

LOL that was funny!! i got one more...

can i buy u a drink? = i would like to have sex with you, after i get u drunk

[TremereTT]

The worst is now that I'm living with a women's dictionary women for ten years , I met one that is just adictited sex like me and all men are, and she means what she says...

[TheSmiterer]

so true!

[billybobjoe1238]

I adore it!

[Snarkbutt2]

He's gay. Ha-hahahahahahaaa! Awesome.

If he says the dress looks good, he means take off the dress.

These are all accurate when referring to men as a demographic, but not to people who just happen to be male.

They know what I mean.

[EddyDraks]

It all sounds pretty right, except for "I Love You" there is actuly a chance he means it and that could cause a problem, that is when we could get a bit to attached and start actting differently, which means a lot more arguments and drama could be put into the relationship.

[lordziek]

0.0 Er... I don't think the thing with sex thing is right, lol. That's not me all the day. SEX SEX SEX! Right right right... sure... Is that really true about guys? They want sex all the time? Well, I guess I've got lots of room to grow( and want sex later on).

[Amadeojd]

We don't want sex all the time... only when we talk to a woman. ;)

All that is true in my case in fact... the "let's talk" even more I must say. Good video.

[brageritu]

it's all true but not always, if a guy say let's go out for dinner it means i'm bored at home and i'm hungry.

[saibaservant]

Wow I've been waching all your videos since the first, and you are smart and funny (ok, ok, and very sexy), I really appreciate your information, why? because I'm larning to speak english right now, by the way would you like go to the movies with me? ... jeje it is a joke! but belive it or not, not all of us think only in sex, but guess what? you are right with that meanings

[stardaisy23]

"if he says 'those shoes don't go well with that dress' he's gay" XD ROTFLOL!!!

[ajspice]

You know, even when I'm sleepy I want to have sex. Brava (another word!) on using the word "sex" as often as possible!

[Spleenventor]

About the shoes and the dress... true... unless he follows it with "You should take them both off right now"

[1casey1brady1]

I'm bored. you look good in that dress.

[xmare]

she's beautiful/intelligent woman!:)

[yermawmate1]

He is gay .

Lol xD I laughed =p

[Ogorek]

I love your dress and I would like to call you.

;)

[happy84k]

haha i want you to stay :D

[gerry2345]

HaHaHaHa really funny and in some cases true.

[romiepissdrunx]

hhahahaha i love you lol

[xqeenx]

Wow. She isn't wearing something low-cut. and still manages to look good.

I like the dress. ad the men's dictionary was funny.

[MagallanesBBC]

AND THAT MEAN ILOVEYOU!~

[MagallanesBBC]

I LOVE YOU!!!

[LeeH1989]

I love your dress marina......  ;)

[50calcanuck]

Gee at the end I thought she said rape me and she acutually said:rate me" humm.Bummer.

[regularguy5mb]

LOL! Yeah, that's pretty much it. ;-)

[leecanon]

Hmmmm. Yeah that pretty much nails it! Of course this is the very basic dictionary, but there is just so much truth to it.

[tqd86]

dumb whore being all like "men are so obsessed with sex", meanwhile she's the biggest tease ever.

[regularguy5mb]

Congratulations, you've just proved her case.

[tqd86]

i still popp-ed a chubb.

[thegorillasnake]

Yeah, this sounds like me.

[MyNameIsToasty]

I think thats kind of closed minded on the way men think. Some of thats right i guess. No does mean no.

[kengulley]

You are so CUTE! You must have every guy around in your face all the time. I think the picture of you at the top of your website is amazing! Your eyes are SO blue - hypnotic - You had to be the cutest girl around. Let's talk! ;)

[nypeter69]

I love your explanations and I DO love the way you dress - REALLY!

[billybluesrock]

guys think with their little heads,while a man thinks with his head on his shoulders,"intelligence"----he­re's a word for you:Honesty--Honesty becomes Trust,Trust becomes Loyalty.Loyalty becomes Character.And your Character becomes your Destiny!

[Joao42]

lol ure right men think a lot with his penis... but u know it and use that on utube, still i learned some stuff with ya so its cool :)

Loved the Dont watch this video

Why all ure videos are response to it?

[Galacanakis]

ooooo you touch my tra-la-la

[TheSoggyBeaver]

I love your dress, do you want to go to the movies

[OperaGoneWildxxhaha]

Hello. I have a really good idea for a video! Please, please use it because I really want to know. Okay, so does the word "manners" have anything to do with a man treating a woman with respect (like opening doors, pulling out chairs, etc)? I mean, they have done that since like the beginning of history. I don't know... please answer! Oh and I love your videos. I'm a huge fan.

-Adrienne

[anka1989]

hahah ...that was funny

[EvilPaola2]

lol, funny

[Denis12866]

Your men's dictionary is 100% accurate! The shoes comment too! We just can't help it!

[JayceeCreed]

sounded like rape me instead of rate me at da end

[tallpaul7878]

bit crappy, get more lively and have you had lip implants?

[barudirush]

actuly if he ask you aout for dinner... mean:

I'm hungry... lets eat something and have secs

[CatDieselPwr]

Is the word "food" derived from some

caveman grunt 10,000 years ago? Hilarious

video by the way,especially the shoe comment :D

[cfmotorfrt]

That was great Marina, say could I call you sometime? I would like for us to talk, then I would like to take you to dinner, and of course a movie... By the way what's wrong??? You know I  love you... KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, YOU ARE THE B E S T !!!!

[Psil33t]

I noticed one error. When a guy says, "I would like to call you" it doesn't mean 'I would like to have sex with you someday' it means 'I would like to have sex with you, but am afraid if I asked now you'd say no'.

[Zanjutsu]

lolz, girls wants to have sex more often than guys. It's true and u know it.

[Psil33t]

Yes but they have to ability to hold back if it means proving a point.

[mrcoolies]

Burn =D

[txt0]

i love the shoes you have with that dress <3 what do that mean :P

[Psil33t]

That means 'take off the dress and put the shoes near your head'

[J0evil]

This was great Marina. I laughted so hard. What does it means when a guytells you are funny? :P

[TommyAngello85]

oh man...i havent laughed so hard...since yesterday :) great vid!

[SiLvErm00nstz]

oh yeah i will be NAUGHTIFIED for sure when the new vid comes out ... LOL nice dictionnary

[raulbarrientos007]

well bitch!

lets have sex then!

fuck..

[ttakdliw]

last time I checked, girls think about sex too.

So how should a man show affection without being on trial for wanting just sex?

Love the shoes!

[timothyjesus]

哈哈哈，好好笑喔！

[petruchotube]

hua huaaa just great!!

greetings

[UnderseaCaveman]

I feel like a giant Hallow Bell!

Nothing to say....lest it be an advance on a woman!

Dong! Ohm! Ohm! Ohm! Dong!

[IvanBeTerrible]

LMFAO

Epic win for guys!

XD

[visi0nX]

I love your dress, I love you, Can i call you? I'm bored, I love you too. Would you like to goto the movies with me? Can i take you out for dinner? Lets talk.

[pitbull040]

sleepy hungry da het, all accurate I do understand if you do believe "some" of the Men's dictionary.Coming form where you do, I am sure that you are used to running into assholes. Bad news,an "americanskey chyelevek" is no different, Being raised by a fiercely confident sngle mom, I have been able to form only one opinion. Intellectually, women are equal if not superior to men. "HET ПРОБЛЕМЯ" I fear you not and respect you a great deal.

[pitbull040]

ALso, you may have noticed my pathetic attempt at "self defence with the word sweetness. Well, sweetness is a word I use to show admiration to my spouse,(no longer) or significant other. You are the first time that I used it with a "celebrity" that I admired. you are the first celebrity that I do admire, you are showng yourself as a "real" person.

[pitbull040]

Да, Я люблю нa умный красивый девушка. especially one who can fix up my messed up russian language "skills". Who don't love a lady who is not afraid to let her "silly side" come out. Oh I love your hair, it reminds me of another Russian lady that I truly love, You, I joke around respectfully as a big fan, moя Элвыра Я., She is someone I find irrisistable. Marina, Элвыра, Is beautiful to me and from lenningrad as well.

[pitbull040]

She is who I love and "want to marry and go fix the population problem. You maby half her size but that matters nothing to me. She is the most beautiful woman in the world to "me". I will st5ill be one of your biggest fans. you are awsonme lady.

[pitbull040]

HET! sweetness, Mabey I am different, but I am not just into your грут & ваш влагалище. I am genuinely interested in the person more than that. No I am not a homo, I love women. I am not afraid of intellegent women I prefer them. I am also looking for a wife to be my partner. Also, Russia is still loosing 700,000 people a year. I would have no problem helping to rectify that problem with the help of the right lady. Patriotism in a woman is a big plus. I am willing to relocate.

[emoneyfoo]

Balls accurate.

[infernalsavage666]

lol

[taiming71]

very funny

[mizzjanet1]

LOL...

[JesseQuintana]

LOL'ED

[extraEMO]

hehe.. those shoes don't go with that dress... SO cute! :]

[flanther]

Hi, I just want to tell you that you are amazing. I think we should get together and talk. Maybe we could go to dinner and a movie and then maybe talk some more. Of course you know I love you!!

[gsxjimg]

Ok, which one of you guys gave her all of our secrets? Did you have sex with her?

[SpardaLos]

well...I'm bored

[kincon]

Those shoes dont go well with that dress" I think she forgot about the foot men, Most foot men like to see women in sexy shoes with an outfit. I on the other hand do tell a women how nice her shoes are but it always lead to something sexual.

[coloradamogrovejo]

heheheheehheheeh the last one was great hehe

[FEVfallout]

great, i laughed so much :-)

[flabdala]

HAuhahahaauhauhauauhauahuahhah­a I LOVE IT!!!!! LOL

[byrongr]

you are a bitch