Jeremy Clarkson on Bad Drivers

[LaPavoniMac]

I've made the whole driving license argument from Jeremy to many MANY people. He makes an extremely good point! And most people agree with me.

[JIRAtheman]

For the amount of time it took the vid to load 10 minutes. I laughed my ass off during the vid so i didnt hear the end. All i heard was james saying i think id be a very good director of a porn film. Also jeremy its a dodge neon not a chrysler.

[xtryker1]

What those cars have in common in those videos.. is the gender of the driver... all woman.

[Collin0730]

@TheDiddlysquat Clarkson has a true love of cars. Hes praised his $1000 Camaro from the first US special like it was God, He always goes on and on about hot hatches. He bought a 6995 pound MB and stood by it. This is his humor. Clearly you've never watched Top Gear. Your username is obviously a representation of your intelligence.

[Laakerii]

"Oh, worst car in the world? Is it...?"

"It is a Neon!"

[Leonis1989]

@TheDiddlysquat - So I take it that you've never, ever broken any laws whatsoever in the slightest and wouldn't do anything about it if you did and got caught?

Bare in mind though, James still lives in his dinky flat, Hammond has an Opel Cadet but yeah Jeremy was born with a silver spoon up his nose.

[VDZRIDER]

Where was it that those rods came out the ground to stop traffic?

[betatalk357]

@VDZRIDER Those are called traffic bollards, meant to restrict various roads to buses only. They are in the UK. The SUV that got smashed up on the bollards tried to sneak into that area for a shortcut with no traffic.

[sssukaPSN]

I got hit buy a guy in a hyundai.... so yea, makes sense.

[Bischlarbo69]

@sssukaPSN you bought a guy? Or did you mean you got hit BY a guy? Couldn't tell really

[Leonis1989]

Jeremy's logic would work, if cars weren't ridiculously expensive and all one can afford is a bad car.

Let's be honest; insurance, road tax and fuel duty are specifically designed to suck the money from your wallet and offer very, very little in return. Over 60% of fuel is ONLY tax! The second electric or hydrogen cars become (overall) equal or better to fuel powered, I'm switching over and I don't care how many loans I need to buy one because it's getting really stupid.

[ekrachess]

With the poles in the ground in GB it isn't a honda its a kia sportage

[l33tnobody1337]

Im living in Germany and i gotta say Mercedes Drivers are really bad drivers. And there are a lot of them on the streets. Mainly old People are driving them which makes it even worse. Old People and Women, especially Old Women are the worst drivers possible. Just today i saw a woman driving out of a gas station. She was going nuts in that car. Fuck knows why but it was at a gas station so maybe she put Diesel in her car even tho she needed super+. women are horrible drivers.

[Stefan1527]

and then you just fix it

[whoohaaXL]

What are those raising and lowering poles in Britain at 1:44 ?? What are they used for? Almost like a automatic gate?

[bigglego]

@whoohaaXL Its a road junction that only buses are allowed to use. (some parts of a city center can be a no car zone) If a car tries to follow a bus... well you see what happens.

[whoohaaXL]

That bitch in the Neon is so fucking stupid. What a dumb fucking cunt.

[whoohaaXL]

Hold down 2 to see James flail and rub his balls.2

[MikeLenoch5]

Chevrolet Cavaliers are by far the worst and most suspect of poor drivers in the 'States.

[BlueFoxTV]

Bad drivers where i live tend to drive Buick's or GMC trucks. But in no way do i think that bad drivers only drive those cars. Because they have a choice just like every one.

[tanhockjun]

To jeremy clarkson: if that guy is rich and buy a BMW but that does not mean they are good drivers.

[havfun56]

hey wat season is this?

[JDMAero]

That's not a Honda that's a Kia Sportage.

[lizzuneverknow]

@JDMAero either way its a bad car. :)

[Stickman1177]

@lizzuneverknow hondas are fucking bulletproof cars motorcykles mopeds dirtbikes anything from honda is bulletproofley reliable

[lizzuneverknow]

@Stickman1177  hahahaha. whatever you say.

[golf1diesel]

@lizzuneverknow nope he is right..stop beeing fouled by Top gear

[QuiteSpyrtY]

@lizzuneverknow im pretty sure my honda fn2 beats whatever bullshit ure driving

[iVanHalen666]

@Stickman1177 Maybe the ones they consider rubbish, are those made in UK cuz get one assembled right from Japan... Not even Chuck Norris will break it down.

[ot2kloon]

@Stickman1177 true my Honda MBX80 is a fucking beast :D

[darkrx777]

@Stickman1177 Give me a machine gun and i will gladly try to disprove you argument however many times you want it tested. :)

[RidX4Ricers]

@Stickman1177 Yes but they are still GAY AND SLOW AND BORING.

[lhrmeonom]

@Stickman1177 lol no they're not, my honda's a piece of shit, and i bought it NEW.

[weebl15]

@JDMAero Looks like honda cr-v?

[zeetek007]

@JDMAero I know right? I mean I love Top Gear but it's a CAR program so you would expect them to know cars properly.

[32middlelinebacker]

pontiacs are not bad cars!!!!!!

[paulhojda]

@32middlelinebacker no they are terrible cars :D

[32middlelinebacker]

@paulhojda hey now dont get me started about those MGBs ;)

[livepakistan]

he asked us to take a note of whats common in those clips, i think, they are all women drivers..

[TheKiemaster]

Wait what does he mean bad drivers.

Jeremy Clarkson fell over in Veitnam remeber.

Thumb me up if you Remember.

[OMGItsWeasel]

@TheKiemaster driving a car and having to operate a scooter are two totally different things, thumb down for you

[Andyilmatto]

Bad drivers around here are in Golfs and BMW in general, so I quite disagree with Top Gear's theory.

[MaddDogg81]

Korean cars? Is he implying asians are bad driver? The 3 O's of bad driving are Old people ,oriental and those with ovaraies

haha

[ik4sjov]

@MaddDogg81 and 1 w = women



[elitesniper923]

Lol james fixing a boiler in a porn film

[debbiethemadbee]

@elitesniper923 yes he'd be getting all nerdy and excited over nuts, bolts and screws etc. lol

[betatalk357]

@elitesniper923 That's James May's type of porn: fixing things, polishing and caressing every nut and bolt before attaching it, making sure the torque is correct and the threads are properly lubricated with oil, being sure to generously use washers, and naming all his spanners.

[1bentley4ever]

The bad drivers around me seem to be in Land Rovers, particularly Range Rovers. They are also in Mercs and Lexus.

[schoolterrorist]

@1bentley4ever

and your name is bentley

haha

[1bentley4ever]

@schoolterrorist Yes it is LOL. At least I can laugh at myself!

[schoolterrorist]

@1bentley4ever

just dont like them from a footballers view!

8D

[1bentley4ever]

@schoolterrorist Astons more your style?

[schoolterrorist]

@1bentley4ever

DBR9!

[1bentley4ever]

@schoolterrorist Mmmmmm......

I thought so! LOL

[schoolterrorist]

@1bentley4ever

nooooooo

you didnt

8D

[1bentley4ever]

@schoolterrorist LOL, all I know is that when you said "footballer", the first thing that came to my head was "Aston".

[schoolterrorist]

@1bentley4ever

no no nooo

thats the valante

haha

the DBR9 is the best! 8D

[1bentley4ever]

@schoolterrorist Oh yes, but even the DBS is pretty awesome!

[schoolterrorist]

@1bentley4ever

well the road legal version is the DBRS9 haha

which is the dreamer

[krk1211]

Loz at the end