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  • why does he hate america and the principles it was founded on? if he hates it here so much..why doesn't he move? nobody's holding a gun to his head forcing him to stay.

  • @tanaii214 It's pretty obvious he hates the stupid shit the united states does.

  • ugly ass nigga look like a bird

  • @lilamah You look like a monkey.

  • @YouthEnergy racist

  • @lilamah No. I'm just saying the same thing as you. You think Bill looks like a bird, I think you look like a monkey. If anything, we're both racist.

  • @YouthEnergy nigga u lyin

  • @YouthEnergy he does look like a bird though 

  • Tim Berners Lee ( an English physicist ) working at CERN in Switzerland invented the Internet .

    It was NOT " invented " in the USA . The ONLY truely American inventions I can give credit for are the TRANSISTOR , and the Colt Assebly Line Method. Wilbur and Orville were the first to fly , but they certainly did NOT " invent " the aeroplane . Edison did NOT invent the lightbulb . ( go and check ! ...it was Joseph Swan ). But take the transistor.....thats a great invention !

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  • @nyrayallen No we don't that's a myth lol

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  • @nyrayallen I'm Scottish and have lived in both Glasglow and Edinburgh and have never even seen one, he might of had one if he asked for one to be made sure as we have a lot of Fish and Chip shops from England here and there easy to do but there not something to Scottish do frequently.

  • Well, you can tell where he was trying to make his point, "It wasn't a cheap gimmick." Bullshit, tell that to the 7th grader who traced the bloodline of all American presidents back to an English King. (That's right, the rest of us don't have that king in our bloodline.)

  • "yes we can" stands for bankrupt this country.

  • he's so open minded, his brains fell out. he's just a hater.

  • @jct09100 What are you, 12? Who uses "hater?"

  • Bill is an opportunist.

  • SEND HIS ASS TO FUCKING CUBA THE SOCIALIST SCUMBAG.

  • America didn't create the internet, Bill....

  • @FatSack0fCrap Ok, who did create internet, then?

  • @KarlisKristaps

    I was pretty sure that CERN in Switzerland created it, or came up with the idea, but after reading some articles AFTER I posted the comment, it sounds like the U.S. had more to do with it than I thought.

  • @FatSack0fCrap yes, the Army did.

  • Bill maher has some brilliant writters

  • "YES WE CAN" LOL Obamatards !!!!

  • this man makes me respect america, he's the best :D

  • He hits a homerun every now and then!

  • I think asians might have us beat on porn.

  • @Zentz29 Seen middle men? great movie!

  • Goths created the internet!!!!

  • @organikness Nope.

  • The U.S. is seriously fucked up. Bill Maher is one of the best people to come out of it though!

  • Actually - an English guy 'created' the internet! And he worked for CERN

  • @2001Horatio just about to say the same thing.

  • @2001Horatio You're thinking of the web, not the internet which was decades earlier.

  • @tificationification Well said titification... I'd never thought of that.

  • "I may regret this. Kind of like going grocery shopping high." too true!

  • "SURELY!" Isn't this what YOUR government wants and IS MAKING America DO (LEGALLY?) "DON'T QUESTION?? You know that their is a very old saying... "AND 'THE TRUTH' SHALL SET YOU FREE!" Maybe when you "Wake-Up!"( no offence) you WILL see how we have ALL been massively lied and deceived!

  • lmao

  • @einrib4truth shut the fuck up

  • I had a strange desire to get drunk while watching this...

  • Actually Internet is a French - American - Swiss invention...

  • @chrissoubibi I pretty sure that Tim Berners-Lee, a British guy, invented the internet and gave it to the world.

  • @Jackarmy1973 @Jackarmy1973 Take a look at this American video about the origins of the Internet :

    futurelawyer.typepad.com/futur­elawyer/2009/01/omg-the-french­-invented-the-internet.html

    NB : u were born in 1973 ? (I were).

  • @chrissoubibi add htt p to the adress

  • @Jackarmy1973 Actually he invented the World Wide Web with Robert Cailleau, a belgian scientist. So basically internet is an amercian invention, but the W.W.W. is european...

  • @Jackarmy1973 Incorrect. The INTERNET was primarily developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, through the development of the ARPANET in the 60's.

    Tim Beners-Lee developed the World Wide Web, which USES the internet. A lot of people confuse the two.

  • "It's kinda like going grocery shopping when you're high." hahaha

  • "How about them titties?" LMAO

  • Well... the guy who came up with deep fried twinkies and candy bars is a Brit living in New York

  • @nurb101 the chip shop to be more specific

  • thank america for hanna montana and Ipods. :D

  • the english invented rock and roll bill...

  • @krishnasur Bill Haley and The Comets and Chuck Barry were one of the first rock 'n'roll artists...Though i am sure England had lots of groups and artists too but we also invented blues. Who in england invented Rock'N'Roll?

  • @kbilly74 ya i agree blues is the american art form which gave birth to rock and roll but blues earlier was nt accepted in states as it was dominated by black muscians,the english picked it up from there..

    they basicaly broadend it with art rock,psychadelic rock etc

    they pioneered most rock genres untill grunge which is totaly american.

  • @krishnasur No the English did not invent rock and roll, and bill will get his in the end the little fuck

  • The smirk on Bill's face after the "grocery shopping while high" comment, says loud and clear, "yeah, I've done that before" LOL

  • "I was freely able to make a movie saying there's no afterlife and you could watch it while eating crap that will kill you"

    I did that exact thing.

  • That last line in the video. Oh my god I fucking love you Bill Maher.

  • GOD DAMMIT I'M SO SICK OF THE WHOLE "WAAAAAH WHY ARE DO PEOPLE FROM THE UNITED STATES CALL THEMSELVES AMERICANS!?!?! CAPITALIST PIGS!"

    We call ourselves Americans because it's in our country's name. The United States of AMERICA. No other countries in the American continents have America in their name. United Statesians just doesn't have the same ring to it, sorry amigos. Just please for the love of God stop being so fucking butthurt.

  • @mrtapoche1They are NORTH and SOUTH american countries. look at a map why don't you!! don't lump half the world into your own category just because you practice cultural imperialism. take your empire back the world is annoyed of you

  • rollingstones, the beatles, led zeppelin, the cure

  • LMAO!!

  • HOW ABOUT THEM TITIES!

  • @Blackg0d7 American who can't spell.. thanks Bill Maher for proving yourself right!

  • @tylertyler82 A lonely faggot who likes playing spell checker on the internet.

  • Hmm...

    Didn't elect a black guy as a gimmick, eh?

    White vote: Approximately 50:50 split between McCain & Obama.

    Black vote: Approximately 95% Obama, 5% McCain.

    Indeed, not a "gimmick", just clear racial bias...

  • @MrDavidHarrison .the black vote has always been dominated by the dems,this was nov difference but obv a lot more pople voted because he was black in the black community.

  • well you might have invented the internet, but we germans inventet the computer.

  • I love that guy! So funny§ And he's right...

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  • Bill Maher says all Americans are stupid and says America is a stupid country. Bill Maher also wants America to become a communist country. He also wants all Christians and Jews to be murdered in the most horrible and cruel way.

  • @narukofan2

    his mom is a jew dumbass

  • @narukofan2

    Do you really know what communism is? I'm not sure!

    Just for the example, Communism = ex-URSS and Staline

    Just open a book without pictures and learn something!

  • @Odosan14 Dude, just for the record:Its USSR. :-D

  • @XENOFOBULUS

    In french, it's URSS, sorry for the mistake :-$

  • @Odosan14 Ah ok, didnt know that. :-)

  • @Odosan14 The USSR didn't create communism, neither did Stalin, neither did Marx or Engels, it's been around since the ancient greeks, bud.

  • @gibbsies I'm not a History Expert, but for me, Republic was invented by the ancient Greek (which is just the opposite of Monarchy). Communism wants a society without any social class, which was the complete opposite of what the Greek were thinking.

    In "The Republic" Platon is talking abot something which could look like communism but only for the warrior noble class... So it's not communism.

    But I agree on the fact that USSR didn't create communism.

  • @Odosan14 I didn't say Plato created it, I said that it's been around since the Greeks, meaning it was always an idea that was floating around. I have no idea who really created it though

  • @narukofan2 Yeah Bill doesn't want America to become a communist nation, maybe introduce a little socialism though. And secondly he doesn't want christians and jews to die, he wants ALL religious people to wake up and realize its all a bunch of crap.

  • LMAO!! Nice!

  • Ya, we elected a black guy cause he was the best one. Care to rethink that piece of flotsam, Maher?

  • @equsnarnd Uh, do you remember what the other choices were? He WAS the best guy, given the choices we had. It was either him or Old Man McStupid and his pet wild Alaskan Retard.

  • @AtheistPrincess14 And you really think there is a difference? The only thing different are the faces. The only good that will come out of this is a reduction in the viability of the Left's smug, sanctimonious, self-righteousness.

  • @AtheistPrincess14

    I think you a piece of shit. I think your daddy didn't raise you right and he's just hiding you from the truth and I'll just end up praying alot more because you don't know the different between your right feet with your left. I'm praying for you.

  • @ItsOver9000and10 Pray? Just wish it were so, it's the same thing.

  • Leviticus 26 says blessing for obedience or "I even I, will appoint over you terror and 4 7 curses UNTIL you turn to God in truth.

    July 24, 2010 prophecy # 1999 to Ray Aguilera : God said: I am sending a wall of violence to this world. ETC because the people are ignoring His signs an warnings.

    For a start: Twitter: Email leaders “I want Ten Commandments, as written Exodus 20, as nation’s standard; I will not work, buy or sell on 7th day Sabbath.”

  • ruin rock and roll?? the beatles are the best band of all time.. bar none

  • how about them titties

  • "End The Fed" -Ron Paul-

  • "... and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of..." lolol

  • Thanks for Eva Angelina, America!

  • Mother of god he's good..

  • hahahahaha i love him!, but the english invented rock

  • Internet was largely a British guy.

  • @JackStaplesButler Correct mate. The guy is British, his name is Sir Tim Bernars Lee.

  • The Jessica Simpson analogy. Fucking brilliant.

  • I LOVE THIS GUY

  • I'm happy to see Maher possesses a positive, optimistic perception upon America he's a remarkably inspiring individual. He's one of those individuals young children should look up to as an uplifting role model. We should abuse the specific liberties and freedoms this country constitiutionally gives to us so we can (as a whole) degrade and diminish their value 'till they don't MEAN anything anymore.

  • Maher as a "role-model" PLEASE tell me your joking! Maher is a liberal assh*ole!!!

  • republican?

  • lol "how about them titties"

  • @Alex618mir lamo soo funny

  • I'm reading an article called "conservatism is a mental illness" It's very interesting,A study funded by the US government has concluded that conservatism can be explained psychologically as a set of neuroses rooted in "fear and aggression, dogmatism and the intolerance of ambiguity".

  • man i love this show bur america DID NOT INVENT rock n roll, it was the UK!!!!

  • True.

    and metal

  • @jonno2019 Elvis??

  • @jonno2019 African american blues?

  • Ike Turner, Chuck Berry, Bill Haley.. I don't want to insult the UK but the U.S. did invent R&R. The U.K. however did ruin it by giving us the Beatles.

  • what do They have?

  • thank you for porn, america

  • help yourself

  • @xqyzii your welcome

  • @xqyzii Anytime xqzii, anytime.

  • Yeah thanks, despite Denmark being the first country to...you know... legalize it.

  • Ron Paul was the right guy IMHO.

    Please notice the subliminal message offered:

    "WE elected the right guy"

  • he is the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Internet : that was invented in CERN, Geneva, headed by a Brit.

    Yea you did fill it up with porn, but the Japanese made it an art form.

  • Not that simple ;) American have also their part with ARPANET,X.25 and FidoNet. But, these network had some technical problem... So, they engage some worker to correct these protocol: that lead to TCP/IP. What the CERN have done, is being the first to use, publicly, TCP/IP for what we can call "European Internet". It was a simple step further and they have been followed be Junet in Japan! It was in the late 80's and, badly, the protocol still pretty much the same so it's start being over use.

  • sometimes im proud to be an american lol... SOMETIMES i said...

  • even then...the idea of the wheel had to be inspired by something...lol

  • God Bless America! :D

  • Funny that revelations has been "unfolding" for thousands of years. Secondly, I'm not trying to convince god of anything. That would be quite pointless since i don't believe he exists.

  • but the problem with that is he will consider that too late...what an "a hole"...how unforgiving is that creature...Your god is not a christian...lol

  • My God is not a Christian. Christ will the go to the bitter end with you and do all he can even after refusing him time and time again. God on the other hand, is slow to anger, but he loves his obedient and eventually he says enough is enough to the arrogant who think they are somehow beyond him.

  • maybe you just don't know how you sound to me...I've been threatened with Allah, Buddah, Jesus...i don't believe in any of that shit...It's amazing that people believe in a God that is so worthless that it tries to get even with human beings...What makes you think God is real, what makes you think he cares and what makes you so certain that it's ur God that is the true God...lmao...all of them are fake...not just urs...lmao

  • I believed in God before and then I did a little investigating...lmao...I'm sure you've never done that because you still be leave in some space daddy..lol...God isn't a placebo.not even that...the mind is powerful and anyone who argues the contrary is a bimbo.you probably think God woke you up this morning, or that you have to spend 15 minutes apologizing to something before you go to sleep. Everybody thinks their God is real, and it amazes me, that people would believe anything if mom said so.

  • lol...so...this proves God how...maybe u weren't trying to prove how God exist but perhaps that Christians are so good, you'd be a fool to change them. Well I'm sorry, I can't believe you think that the only way to be a decent person is to believe you will go to hell if u don't. that's asinine. Matter of fact, most christians don't take responsibilty for their wrong doings. They can just pray their wrong doings away and be justified in a shameful way of life if they just think they're forgiven!

  • @actordjc God gave wisdom to protect us from destroying the earth, others and ourselves. He warned us against man's wisdom. We ignored God. Now we are enslaved most of our life just to pay for housing, cars, useless and often mindless videos and tv, and toys that we must leave to go to work to pay for them. In addition we have rejected living close to the land for true freedom and caused the world problems with our employment lifestyle. Repent before bedtime, good idea.

  • @MarieDevine

    If people actually listened to gods apparent wisdom, and designed their lives and this world according to the model this 'god' set, the world would be extinguished faster than it is today when most people just pretend to believe in this monstrosity

  • @actordjc what do you mean God isn't a placebo? thats bull.

  • @actordjc Maybe you should do a little investigating when it comes to grammar. It's "believe" not "be leave". And wow, 43 thumbs up for this moron? Really?

  • @SoufCackSoxFan lol...don't be a fool. I think it's clear that this was an OBVIOUS mispelling from typing too quickly, considering that I spelled the word correctly in multiple cases in this thread. I have no idea though as to why you thought it was appropriate to call me out on this. You e-thugs are everywhere, just itching to say something to random people...lol...by the way, this would be considered a spelling problem, not a grammar problem. You do not seem like a linguist yourself.

  • @actordjc I just figured an expert investigator such as yourself wouldn't make such mistakes.

  • Yeah, not a fan... he is another not funny idiot out to distract and protect the hive of the Establishment. I can't even listen to him. How did I even get on this vid?

  • America didn't invent the internet.

    America may have created those musical genres, but they sure as hell didn't perfect them.

  • Yes... They did.

  • No...they didn't.

  • Ya, they did.

  • Na, they didn't.

  • Arpanet, predecessor to the Internet, was created by the US Department of Defense.

    Jazz, funk, R&B, and hip hop were definitely perfected in the US. Rock could have reached its apex in Britain, but that's debatable.

  • "predecessor to the internet"

    Shot yourself in the foot there, didn't ya?

    R&B (as in rythm and blues, not Usher) and Jazz can be grouped together, and i'll give you that. The others you should be ashamed of. And rock isn't even a question.

  • who... republicans!

  • i think the internet was created in cern laboratories in europe... I think

  • YA! America sux! God is'nt real and everything is stupied! lets all be like bill maher and make fun of everything and belive in nothing!

    stay high peace

  • How does not believing in god and having a sense of humor translate into "belive in nothing!" Seriously now.

  • so yeah you are an idiot, go masturbate plase.

  • HAHA! Nice!

  • Better than any presidental adress.

  • lmao

  • I wish Maher wouldn't make ant apollogies for smoking weed. More people should use it.

  • hahahahaha!!! "how about 'em titties?"

    ROFLMAO

  • its nice we have a country like america, but they couldnt invent anything if the world wouldnt already possess a lot of knowledge. could you invent anything without inventors like bell migrating to usa? hell, cars were invented completely by europeans. americans only improved the invention. and thanks for the vaccines but could you discover anything if arabians wouldnt share their knowledge on medicine?

    and rockets are chinese. never forget how much inventions the whole world contributed.

  • I love this man.

  • Feb. 20 NEW SEASON!!!

  • I think Bill Maher is hularious. I wish he wasn't so hard on Christians though. It's one thing to not believe but you don't have to be nasty about it. I see his point though.

  • Most Americans are ignorant, mindless sheep.

  • who isnt and y?

  • At least in Europe the people are realizing how useless those first century ideas about the universe are today.

  • it's sad and its true. I mean most of americans believe that jesus is alive and believe in demons and all this garbage...a religion that tells you not to lie, but steals ideas from other religions and lies to you about it in the first place. I'm happy to say that I'm not one of those americans and i think the numbers are dwindling.