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  • Heh-heh. See, y'know this is science fiction because they show a woman who can drive....

  • Hmm I'm in space. Better deploy wings...

  • Why do you need to deploy wings? 00:38 Your in SPACE!

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  • Ain't this that faggy talkin' guy that plays Austin on Days of Our Lives Now lol?

  • Is the hottie who can't run very fast Amy Smart? :-)

  • "Deploy wings"? Sounds good, but why? To use that thick moon air for lift? Perhaps they should just use Denise Richards new breast implants for that, the twins helped her get the role although she regretted doing it years later.

    The shower scene in Spanish exists simply because no one has reported it yet. Even Yahoo can´t be everywhere, not like McGoogle.

  • Dat chin!

  • I think it is funny that the english version cannot show the shower scene, yet the spanish version can....hmmmm...I think youtube is prejudice. lol.

  • omg dizz is hot. wtf was rico thinking?

  • I'm from the year 3124, and this movie is way ahead of it's time

  • I thought that someday i"ll get over my hatred to Carmen. But every time i hear her music as she runs with her friend on that battlecruiser, i want to puke my bowels out.

  • @Demiler Having just seen the departure scene I have to agree with you. Any pilot doing that shizzle would just be told to hand over controls, sit at the back and never sit in the pilot's seat again!

  • wait so is the guy with the blond hair garry busie?

  • 2:16 what a fuckin' mongo...

  • Why would you need wings? there's no need for them, only in atmospheres.

  • THERE SHOULD NOT BE SOUND IN SPACE!!!

  • An assault force in the middle of a camp? You've got to be fucking kidding me!

  • @SSGTNantz I assume you mean course, not force? I don't know much about the military but an assault force seems to be the type of thing that a military encampment would have.

  • weres part 3

  • funny amy smart is on here for like 2 minutes

  • dude has duesch bag face i wanna sock the shit out of em

  • Where's part 3

  • I'm guessing some f ucking party poopers reported parts 3 and 5 for nudity and that's why theyre removed..... Jesus you'd think you'd be ok with a little bit of bare tit if you're participating in full on piracy in its worst form.

  • @blinkuldhc yeah those fuckers

  • @blinkuldhc download it from megaupload.. i mean fileserver or something :) becoz they always get removed from youtube

  • I wonder more and mf there is another fwith the same title?friend told me to wah it, because it's a good movie- but it is nothing but a teenie-film really.

    Hmmmm.

  • part 4 is cool, but part 3 was my favorite

  • @EmmyAMM It would be unfair.

  • MEDIC

  • why dose their training consist of them shooting people & dodging bullets i mean their gonna be fighting huge space bugs anyway

  • 8:01 - 8:06 Funny, my girlfriend just said the same.

  • Hmmm...is the 1:55 madam the same actress as starship troopers 2 the female sergeant? both have same hairstyle about same face haaa

  • I love Ace even tho he is a dick

  • 9:34 helmet wont of made a difference

  • @africankiwi1 might have but doubt it would

  • 9:34 PWNED!!! >:D

  • "Funny how they always want to be friends after they rip your guts out".

    Ain't that the fucking truth!

  • @TheNewEmphinix Amen to that.

  • i love how our planetary defenses and fleet are based around the moon instead of the earth

  • so where is part 3?

  • they mastered light speed travel but they don't have flat screens..haha

  • @dalecampbl7 wonder if windows 95 is still the standard OS, or if the internet still needs that old-school dial up...

  • @sm2142 no kidding, in a future like that, why the hell would they even send ground troops, we'd send futuristic predator drones to kill all bugs with zero casualties.

  • @dalecampbl7 The same in Star Wars...

  • @dalecampbl7 For that matter, that they're using screens at all. I thought everything would be a 3-D holographic projections and voice activated computers. Just say "Display course" and a 3-D picture just materializes in thin air, right before your eyes! Cool to imagine.

  • @dalecampbl7 maybe they're the "poor asses" of the space age civilizations because they pretty communists

  • where is 3 and 5?!

  • 3 n5 jy

  • Stupid kid, putting himself and a nice girl that likes him at risk.

    All for a worthless piece of crap.

  • medic!!! *rico your releaved of squad command*

  • whats with the nazi officer uniforms

  • after watching CTF this is definetly a prelude to Halo

  • Blue Team: Enemy Flag Secure

  • hows your drug dealing brother in law hank? huh

  • That would be amazing if laser tag were like that today!

  • Shoulda cut the nudity outa part 3.

  • The commandant dude at the end is Hank from Breaking Bad !

  • even if he had a helmet on the bullet hit him in the fucking eye

  • 6:21 "Shujumi" is from the book! :O

  • Um where's part 3

  • I think it was a poor casting choice to cast Denise Richards as a girl with "Solid math". She seems more like the kind of girl who's most stellar accomplishment would be "solid implants"

  • "Number 1 design for Jupiter orbit." does that sound like starstreck

  • *guy gets head blown off

    other guy: MEDIIIIIIC!!!!

  • 00:32 This actually looks so much better than the new Star Tours at Disney Land.

    "Where's the BREAKS!?"

  • Amazing how shooting from the hip is so accurate...

  • Is it just me, or is the drill sergeant the Kergan from Highlander?

  • @loreseeker1 I'm glad that someone else noticed.

  • @loreseeker the actor's name is clancy brown and was also in shoot to kill with sidney poitier and tom barenger.

  • @JackShirleyComedy If we are supposed to "fire live ammunition" then how to hell can they live?

    (JK)

  • what happened to part 3?

  • @benroolz Part 3 was too sexy for youtube

  • "You will be firing live ammunition" What the fuck for?!

  • @JackShirleyComedy It's a training course. They have them in all armed forces worldwide.

  • lol pause at 9:34

  • holy shit i didn't expect that

  • wings in space? WHY!

  • @JPLjanitor Denise Richards probably came up with the idea.

  • @JPLjanitor same reason star wars had wings on their spacecrafts :P

  • @JPLjanitor Stability? A place to put rockets?

  • @JPLjanitor have you ever seen a space shuttle!?

  • @pezthroat2 @Xskillna a space shuttle flies thru earth's atmosphere and the rockets are attached to the bottom of it

  • @JPLjanitor oh you mean just like the shuttles in the movie?? its starship troopers dude, realism isn't even relevant.

  • @JPLjanitor wings are put on space craft because they steer the craft. rockets for propulsion wings for stability and manoeuvres. durrrrrh!

  • @JPLjanitor It's sad that so many people don't know why that's a bad idea

  • @JPLjanitor  because theres wind duh

  • @levelupmanisawsome no wind in space duh

  • @JPLjanitor i think if you dont fly with hyperspeed or smth else and you are in a near position to a spaekraft/headquarter you can do your steering much faster and easier when the boosters are on the very outside on the wings (fast rolls or smth like that). I just think so, never been in the space yet lol. but actually you are right

  • @JPLjanitor For superduperfly style !

  • @JPLjanitor When they hit atmosphere they get useful?

  • @JPLjanitor

    wings to an only space craft.I don't know the reason either, and it's irritating me

    (making someting aerodynamic and calling it a wing on a non atmospheric craft?)

    Sounds like {MajorLogicFailure}

  • @JPLjanitor a vehicle with wings can be used as well to fly in orbit AND in the atmosphere of planets....

  • @JPLjanitor Why Space Shuttle had wings? :D

  • @TheKimberry666 For flying in Earths atmosphere

  • wow, she's such a bitch, see cock blocks multiple times when she is supposedly his girlfriend and then tells him from across the galaxy that "I found someone else"*starts making out with the ship, yet still cock blocks*

  • i'd subscribe if you'd reupload missing vid parts

  • People....the reason there's not part 3 is because YOU-TUBE banned it, part 3 has a NUDE SHOWER SCENE. Don't blame @SWAGnMOVIES. He posted it at one point but it got taken down...DIRECT YOUR ANGER AT THE "NEW" You-Tube, NOT THE UPLOADER

  • @DJSoUnDBoyy12189 I wonder why Youtube doesn't ban it when it's in Italian though. i just watched part 3, uploaded by FanteriaMobile, and it had the shower scene and everything. It seems nudity is only offensive if you speak English while you're nude hehe

  • so what happens in part 3 then????

  • @lolers8464 in part 3 they go to boot camp, rico meets some people, including one particular guy who doesnt

    like rich boys (rico) and in one scene both males and females are taking shower together asking

    one another why'd they join, I don't remember the others but the particular guy said he wanted to be liutenant

    or some higher rank. Then dizz(Rico's stalker) told everyone rico did it for his girlfriend.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA i keep going from 0:17

    WTF is that awkward push/tap thing? and her weird noise? what the fuckkk

  • fucking typical..... no part 3.... whats the point uploading half a movie ? pisses me off !!

  • Fucking fundamentalists. It's okay if we watch tons of militarism and gore, but let's ban all the shower scenes. Pathetic.

  • When she says "Your career is in my hands", you know he is thinking "I wish my balls were" ;-)

  • "DEAR JOHNNY, I AM A SKANK-WHORE AND HAVE MOVED ON, HAVE A NICE LIFE"

  • her nice shooting at 09:34.

  • I'm rated to repair the M3 tactical helmet

  • Wait to go dumbass!!! Now I can't even watch part 3!!!

  • @Jacen237 YouTube banned it because of the Shower scene,

  • 8:35 Clancy Brown aka Mr Krabs.

  • This is one of the most powerful soundtrack songs ever.

  • When will Laser-Tag be like this? Aarrrgh

  • lol. when i saw the shuttle zoom out of that hole with the gun turret next to it, i immediatly thought 'Death Star!'

  • 'Medic!" Er with all that brain splatter I think the proper line is "Morgue Specialist 2nd Class!"

  • My ghad, they built something bigger than the deathstar!

  • oh screw video messages especially when its private shit like that xD

  • Why did they remove nudity? i think people getting there guts ripped out is slightly more extreme

    But as southpark stated ''Parents dont give a shit about violence as long as there is sex stuff to worry about'

  • 4:30

  • Put up part 3. just cut out the sex scene if youtube wants to be a lame ass like that.

  • @Nighthawk1108 It was actually a shower scene.

  • where is part 3????!

  • The fact that this was actually a really cool try at capturing robert heinlein's 1959 story, with the mood of the time and all the verbage of the period intact is obscured by the fact that casper van diem is a douchebag who can't act, and denise richards is (pre-charlie sheen, who probably fouled her in ways we non-warlocks can only hope to emulate some day) is so FUCKING HOT. In any event, not a bad go. And you get some Neil Patrick Harris, to boot.

  • The fact that this was actually a really cool try at capturing robert heinlein's 1959 story, with the mood of the time and all the verbage of the perod intact is obscured by the fact that casper van diem is a douchebag who can't act, and denise richards is (pre-charlie sheen, who probably fouled her in ways we non-warlocks can only hope to emulate some day) is so FUCKING HOT. In any event, not a bad go. And you get some Neil Patrick Harris, to boot.

  • Can someone please explain what i missed in the 3rd part thanks to youtube.

  • @tbiohazard56 Basically you missed a nude shower scene where they all explained why they were there... nothing big. bing videos it if really matters to u that u see it

  • @Nekromant9800 they also kinda look like the Fenris/Leviathan class cruisers from Freespace :D

  • MEDIIIIIIIC

  • Usually people would be stressed when flying a huge ship, if the whole thing comes down, it's usually the pilot's fault

    And apparently in the animated version of this, Ibanez always crashes when she is behind the wheel

  • @XxPRxX117 im not trying to be a smartass, usually its the captains fault when a ship goes down. thats how it works in the Navy

  • @alphaDMZ Sorry, don't know, not in the army/navy/etc yet.

  • Deploying wings? What for?? You don't need lift in space, there isn't any drag- why do you need wings?!

  • CALL OF DUTY!!!!!

  • wheres part 3!!!

    dang it youtube.....

  • @jongmagee Nudity. Shower Scene. Someone cant be f'ing mature so they flagged it.

  • people getting bloodily tore in half by ant/spider hybrid bugs bigger then cars and yet somebody's more upset about some boobs and butts

  • Hm. So youtube would allow me to post people getting limbs torn off, and guts ripped out of bodys and spinal cords...

    But they delete a video because of nudity?

    FUCK YOUTUBE. MORE LIKE YOUBITCH.

  • alright so what happened in Part 3.....OH RIGHT SHIT! BECAUSE YOUTUBE TOOK IT OFF BECAUSE OF BOOBS!!!! OH JESUS, NOT THE BOOBS!!! NOOO, please no!!! FuckTube....

  • lol "MEDIC!!!!"

    lolz just dont know what to say what's the medic going to do..pick up pieces of his brain off the ground and re-assemble it in his head

  • @Gforcebond You're right, it's not as if the medic could actually do anything, l guess it's just standard military procedure like yelling GRENADE before throwing them. Talk about stupidity, that's gotta be it.

  • @SoulZero9

    What if the boobs are creepy mutant boobs that rip people to pieces?

    -anyways, why dont they just censor the nudity? Whyyyyyy?

  • WHERE IS PART THREE?!!!!!!!!

  • @Bot2Talk2 and 5

  • youtube is a hypocrite. show blood and gore. but they wont shot boobs unless its a breast inspection video.

  • i remember i saw the guy who reported part three

  • Thank god my fragile little mind has been spared the torment of seeing boobies! I look forward to the many scenes of dismemberment and maiming this movie has to offer me...only on Youtube!

  • I can't believe Youtube banned part 3. :(

  • THEY BANNED PART 3 BECAUSE IT VIOLATED YOUTUBE's NUDITY RULES!!

  • i wanna play lazer tag like that

  • i am form turkey and i like this movie

  • Why, the hell, don't these guys from Mobile Infantry WEAR POWER ARMOURS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?

  • 8:00 - 8:08

    So true.

  • If anyone dares to say that Ibanez is better than Diz you are wrong in the head.

  • @DrOktobermensch

    I agree. Diz was a much more interesting character. Carmen should've died instead of her.

  • @DrOktobermensch um depends what u mean by "better"

    face it, Carmen is prettier, classier, smarter (at least in terms of IQ)...more feminine

    basically she's hotter plain & simple

    problem is, she's a bitch :D

  • @schwarzfalk She is a cunt, really.

    Annoying as hell and boring as well.

  • @DrOktobermensch sure - but if it came down to choosing who to bang a couple o'times, easy choice here :|

  • @schwarzfalk Nof if you are rico. If you are stuck with bugs on the planet while the cunt is in orbit with the other navy douche, then you are better of with diz. besides, you can easily see that diz is a better companion than ibanez.

  • @schwarzfalk exactly! however you can't get everything i guess :P

  • imagine how those lasers feel.....I WANNA DO THAT KIND OF LASER TAG

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  • that darn mexican broke his heart :( </3

  • Oh my god nudity, as if we didn't know what males and females look like. Fucking YOUTUBE, more like YOUSUCK!

  • @Heroinedown i know i thought thats is why we made accounts to see stuff like that.

  • @Heroinedown its probably some faggots that flagged nudity's too much for them

  • @lapatrole Sadly the internet is full of those party poopers...

  • @Heroinedown haha yeaa sucks for them, they all gonna die virgins lolz

  • @lapatrole That's the best l thing l can wish for them, definitely. BTW, don't even try Starship troopers 2 or 3, it's not worth it.

  • @Heroinedown fucking america is more like it

    

  • @Heroinedown only some1 that dont know about nudity would write that :>

  • @LordKerolli And only those damn brainless puritans would think like you :- (

  • @Heroinedown w/e u say mr, i know nothing of nudity