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  • it felt awkward watching this as a Green Bay fan

  • As a life-long die hard Giants fan I am very lucky to have a mostly consistent team to root for. I cannot imagine the pain die-hard Browns fans endure season after season. I know you guys love your teams in Cleveland, but the teams and management sure do make it difficult. Keep fighting the good fight brother, and may you be blessed with a Super Bowl appearance and/or win in the foreseeable future!

  • lol, ~rage~ then says: "I'll see you Sunday."

  • I almost want the Browns to be good JUST for you man!!!!!

  • is this the same guy who did tim misney, legal warrior?

  • Mike, congrats on one million plus views.

    And it's 100% true, too.

  • An impressive rant. Articulate and rather less dependent on anglo-saxon, than the cries of despair coming out of Villa Park these days.

  • Rams fans, please leave the comment section of this video. You've won a Super Bowl. The Browns have never BEEN to a Super Bowl.

  • YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS!

  • reaction to Houston? this is my reaction every week

  • He's wearing the jersey of the Browns former long snapper, who has now been cut from the team.

  • Lol funny "coming from a eagles fan" even though i know 2 people dont make a team. But at least yall got the main star on yall team peyton hillis & mccoy

  • As a St. Louis rams fan, I too have constantly been treated to a factory of sadness, even with Bradford...

  • @emeraldscrath Rams won the Superbowl in 2000 and Cardinals won last year..........Browns havnt won a championship since 1964, Indians since 1948, and the Cavs have never won

  • "You are a factory of sadness!... I'll see you Sunday"

    Lol I love my city tho

  • As a Bengals fan last year this was me this year I was sooooo happy

  • This just might be the best video on YouTube. Awesome job Mike, go Browns, and we'll see you in August.

  • "You are a factory of sadness!!!"

    Best. Line. Ever.

  • Actually, it's statistically easier to consistently lose...if you happen to be a piece of crap team. "wasting valuable space on our majestic shoreline" - I love that line.

  • Truth. Great video.

  • We need to start a support group... Rams fan here

  • haha hilarious. I'll see you Sunday... I know the feeling as a Chiefs fan.

  • guess this is what happens when you live in a shit hole like cleveland

  • I absolutely LOVE this! YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS!!! I'll see ya Sunday... LMFAO!!

  • Yep- that about sums it up. Well said Mike.

    Sean in Atlanta.

  • you think he could do that for the Jacksonville Jaguars..lol

  • This video cheers me up, Mike Polk is funny as hell!

  • Whenever im unhappy i come back to this video and it always cheers me up !! :-)

  • This guy is awesome!

  • This is the funniest thing! I swear I've watched it twenty times!

  • Of course, the rant ends with "I'll see you Sunday..." lol

    REAL sports fan there!

  • I feel like this every year, thankyou this shows the one bad thing about cleveland

  • As a Browns fan, this dude definitely speaks for me!!! Freakin awesome!! This dude definitely gets it!! Freakin Browns!! Every damn year I feel like this!! WTF!!

  • i don't watch football and i still approve of this video.

  • As a Browns fan, I hate the browns more than anyone...

  • It's like they're playing a different sport than you are. Tru dat!!

  • This is just classic

  • Awesome

  • YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS

  • Truth. Of being a browns fan.

  • ...Yeah, someone make sure not to tell him the Browns are the only AFC North team who aren't in the playoffs this year.

  • This was the best performance by someone in a Browns jersey all year.

  • Dear Randy Lerner,

    How bout next year stop having the team wear bitchass-fairy-all-white uniforms at home, get rid of that stupid logo and the elf too, embrace the dawg as the logo since it's badass, and then get some cheapshotting thugs like Harrison and Palomalu (< whatever his ugly-ass's name is), quit punting whenever you're behind and call plays to win AND FINALLY TAKE PLAYING FOOTBALL IN THE NFL SERIOUSLY DAMNIT!!!

  • sooo true :(

  • truth

    

  • lmfao "we don't expect you to win the super bowl, we just want you to look better than a division three highschool team!"

  • typical cleveland

  • Hilarious!! Yes we will see you Sunday!! BrownsFan4Life

  • "We don't expect you to win the super bowl we just expect you to be better than a division three high school team!" lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's kinda true though...I'm a browns fan.

  • This video is famous all over the country. I saw it on the Houston news on Christmas. It was the anchor's favorite youtube video of the year. I think you're gonna go far, Mike. Go Browns!

  • Substitute in Edward Jones Dome and a Rams fan, and this is exactly how I feel

  • those last lines just show the loyalty of cleveland fans no matter how bad their teams are

  • This guy echoes what I put myself through year after year!!

  • Just shows with how pissed and miserable Browns fans are, yet they still remain loyal, good for them.

  • that was wonderful :)

  • play calls are TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!! and with colt mcSUCK they can't win. owner needs a tax loss is the only reason that he keeps things SUCKING so long.

  • @KernalOfTruth lol i go to school with the owner's son ill put in a good word for ya

  • fucking pussy browns i live in cleveland and hate the browns steelers all day

  • @timbo23ify your a cock sucking front runner. fucking disloyal low life. Go Browns, fuck Pittsburgh!

  • Im a Niner fan but I have respect for Browns fans. They are there for their team win or lose .

  • the 98 ppl that dislike this vid are true browns fans...............GO STEELERS

  • THE PROBABILITY IS STAGGERING!!

  • @gunnin101 That's what we said last year...

  • Funny, but seriously people, we need a new stadium on a different piece of land! The land where this one sits is cursed by Paul Brown himself!

  • Friggin Awesome.. As a Ravens fan who went to the game in Cleveland a couple of weeks ago - I gotta tell you - some of the best fans I've ever met at an away game. They DO deserve better. PLUS.. we share a common hatred of the STEELERS! Better Luck Next Year!

  • @gunnin101 you obviously didn't step foot in the muni lot....... you would have got your dick kicked in!!!!!

  • @gunnin101 well the ravens, are the browns technically.

  • @FutureGreenBeret7 very complicated but at some point during the 90s the browns moved to Baltimore as the ravens...then later in the 90s...they made a new expansion team in Cleveland to take their place, called the Browns :)

  • @TheNineinchsnails Haha weird, i never knew that.

  • @gunnin101 dont you guys hate the bengals too

  • Ha ha! WHO SAW THEM ALMOST BEAT THE STEELERS!!!

  • @thenighthawk63 You didn't almost beat The Steelers.

  • @MegaBeerwolf I was talking about Thursday when Rothlesberger (I think that's how you spell it) got injured.

  • This cracks me up every time I see it! Thank you Mike!

  • This rant is timeless.

  • As a long suffering Raiders fan, I feel for ya.

  • This is awesome

  • As bad as Cleveland is I bet Payton could take you guys to the Playoffs

  • "We don't even want you to be good. We just want you to be watchable." Best line ever.

  • BUT...It will be THAT much sweeter when we win the SuperBowl (hopefully before I die)

  • "You are a factory of sadness" hahaha epic!

  • cleveland has a beautiful stadium

  • Ahhh how good it is to be a steelers fan

  • @Ajoseph8783 Born in Erie PA. Hmmmm.......Let's see.....Should I go to Cleveland or Pittsburgh......47 years and counting a STEELERS fan!! How sweet it is!!

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  • @chessie0414 no1 cares abt the damn steelers

  • @Ajoseph8783 prolly dnt even live in PA

  • @ashkii63 they didnt trade tats for cash moron they traded autographs for tatts..tatts for cash would be legally paying for it...I see that great OU education is working out..and the reason none of the bobcats traded autographs for tatts is because no one wants an OU player's autograph haha...No one cares about the shitty bobcats or that garbage town of athens. Most fans can't bear to watch past halftime . What a joke

  • So awesome!!!!!

    

  • amazing. As a Bengals fan, I could say the same thing.

  • AMEN bro... even thou they play like the bad news bears ill always be a browns fan...im loyal to my soil.

  • "Did you happen to see that packers chargers game today? It's like they're playing a different sport than you are!!" One word: Hillarious

  • lololol

    

  • As a Lions fan since the 90's, I know how this dude feels -- especially these statements:

    "We don't even expect you to be good; we just want you to be watchable."

    "Do you have any idea how low our expectations are?"

    "We don't expect you to win the Super Bowl; we just want you to look better than a Division 3 high school team."

    At least the Browns haven't gone 0-16 yet.

  • Simply priceless....

  • The Cleveland Browns.. enuff said!! bahahahah!!!

  • YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS!

  • nice jersey....still on the team...haha

  • SHUT YOUR WHINING, loserville fans of Cleveland! Go snark your tungs up Dan Gilbert's dirty butt! He likes to WHINE like all you Leavelanders!!! STAY OUT OF ATHENS!!! Your LOSING MENTALITY permeates Athens, OH, when you Leavelanders enroll at Ohio U -- preventing the team from winning a bowl game ... stay at CLEVELAND STATE, or better yet, go to PENN STATE and slurp mayonnaise with Jerry Sandusky and his fans!!!

  • @Ashkii63 Wow...this was made to be funny. This comment is really offensive. You need to settle down (and lighten up!) a bit.

  • @Ashkii63 LOL ohio fucking University. Hows it feel to be in the shadow of your big brother OHIO STATE BITCH

  • @TheBukes92 Feels good to know Bobcats don't trade tatts for cash, BEEATCH!!!! And then get BUSTED after lying about it! Say hi TO TRESSEL! And Terrelle Liar

  • @Ashkii63 Feels good to know Bobcats wont amount to anything except for a MAC title which noone gives a shit about the shit conference. And dont worry we will stay out of athens, Ohio since the only thing you have there besides the university is a haunted insane asylum!

  • @TheBukes92 So, your point is that you have some GOOD COLLEGE FOOTBALL going on up there in Cleveland? bwahahhaha!!! A city like Cleveland, big enough to have a good college FB team, BUT! -- No how, no way!!! JUST THE LOSER BROWNS and CAVS, which is now a TOMB where decent athletes GO TO DIE, unless they escape to MIAMI!

  • oh my god.

    That's what I would do if are team lost.

  • THE PROBABILITY IS STAGGERING!

  • Im a Colts fan...I don't think I need to say anymore...

  • @riannwellsSHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN A CONSISTENT WINNER FOR OVER A DECADE AND WON THE SUPER BOWL IN 06!!!!!!!

  • @PUCK271 Awww, you poor thing. You're just inept enough to think I was talking about anything other than this year.

  • @riannwells haha i feel ya.. i'm a browns fan and a colts fan. can't get much worse for me lol

  • YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS! haha love it... GO STEELERS!

  • @LisaEllen19 Oh YEAH GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The last line is perfect. No matter how much misery they put me through, I will ALWAYS love my Browns.

  • What a great game tonight. Really showcased how stupid our coach is

  • I love this!!! "YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS!!!.... i'll see ya Sunday!!" lmao that describes it right there!!!

  • @ImAwesome194 This quote, and video in general, is how I feel by being a Rams fan.

  • lol love it

  • Are you in the 99%? NFL (and MLB, NBA, etc.) are millionaires playing a game for billionaires at the expense of the middle class. And you're pissed at those who pay the taxes?!? Whaddya, stupid?!?!?! It's all related, idiots.

  • @Jeummah This comment right here ^^^

  • This is brilliant! (I'll be thinking about this video while I'm getting embarassed at the Steelers game tonight.)

  • oh yes cause he has no choice but to pay for those tickets. i'm sure he was forced a gun point to waste his money on stupid season tickets. and then he wants to complain about the reality of sports: everything about it is a waste of space and money

  • @jerubbaal611 Captain Buzzkill: Angrily and sarcastically commenting on Youtube videos at the speed of light! He has the incredible ability to think he is smarter than everyone else! Watch out, the more opinions he disagrees with, the stronger he gets....

  • @jerubbaal611 You sir are a dumbass shutup and enjoy the Factory of Sadness

  • I plat for a division 3 high school team in Akron... preeeetttyy sure we're better than the Browns

  • But that last line that he says is SO true. Every Sunday Night everyone gets so mad at the browns and wonders why they are still a fan. Then, the next week we are all die-hard browns fans again. #GoBrowns

  • I wish you PUSHY, LOSER-RACKED CLEVELANDERS would stay out of Athens, OH, like you own the place, you LOSERS!!!! You Clevelanders have NOTHING to act MIGHTIER-THAN-THOU about, you LOSERS!!!! Cleveland Browns suck on the BIG TUBE SNAKE!!!!

  • @Ashkii63 who gives a shit about Athens? lmao

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  • "You are a factory of sadness!"

  • Hey cheer up. One of these seasons you guys will spring back. Just like the Detroit Lions.

  • Doesnt he do one semester of spanish love song?

  • Can we get this guy over to shout at Villa Park as Randy is doing a sililar job ruining Aston Villa Fc as well....

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  • Amen! haha . . . anybody watching this snooze fest today against the Ravens. Its like we make a list each week on how to lose in an amazingly different way.

  • change browns to redskins and this is exactly how i feel

    all i want is to watch the game and not question whether our quarterback is retarded

  • I am Australian and can confirm that the Factory of sadness ships it's products overseas. It's tough being a Browns fan no matter where you are. But we're on the right track!

  • I'll see ya Sunday...

  • So glad I'm from Pittsburgh

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  • Is there a special reason as to why he wears a Pontbriand jersey? Out of all the players its the long snapper? lol

  • See you Sunday.

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  • Thank You for speaking for every true fan

  • how can anyone dislike this? lol browns fan or not, you know it's hilarious haha

  • I'ma Seahawks fan but I sympathize with you good Browns fans. I hope one day your loyalty we repay you

  • FUNNY! The ending is classic LOYALTY...even if you are a browns fan...you poor thing LOL!!

  • HE cursed Pontbriand by wearing that jersey and being an ass

  • At least he got some mileage out of the Pontbriand jersey...my closet is full of the losers past. Garcia, Holcomb, Couch, Warren, C. Brown...and I still have my Hillis and McCoy jerseys as TBD's.

  • Gotta get a new jersey! They waived Pontbriand

  • @TheUD614 FOR WHAT? 1 bad snap? That 1st bad snap wasn't even his fault

  • @TheUD614 who dont they waive lol

  • I've been a Browns fan for 55 years and yes it's been disappointing for the past several years. But I still have great memories of Jimmy Brown running the ball, Frank Ryan at QB and Lew Grosa kicking. Those were the days.

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  • This is way funnier than the jack-off who ripped it off in Jacksonville :p

  • And yet your dumbass will buy tickets for next year

  • This dude just spoke for Brown's fans GLOBALLY!

  • Oddly enough, if you substitute Jacksonville Jaguars for Cleveland, it also works.

  • Doesnt he mean division 3 college team?

  • @nebhuskers923 , He means HIgh School. If you are form Ohio, you know there are six divisions of high school football... 1 being the large schools and 6 being the small schools.

  • Cosign from a bengals fan

  • I see i wasnt the first to comment about Pontbriand. Well, at least you have a new dust rag.

  • ya done goofed.

  • u need a new jersey, the brownies just waived pontbriand lmao

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  • LOL...yep I'll be there Sunday too.

    Too loyal to not go.

  • omg best thing ive everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr seen! do you have any idea how low our expectatations are? you are a factory of sadness!

  • omg best thing ive everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr seen!

  • I'm sick a Chargers fans comparing themselves to Browns fans. 1) Chargers have been to a superbowl - not Cleveland 2) At least San Diego has good players that not only display a watchable game, but put up winning seasons that Browns fans can only dream of.