You're a star for posting this British comedy gem. I think AP character and ensuing scenarios were inspired. I think they were underrated when they first came out but are fast acquiring classic status.
My favourite part - I don't know if you noticed - was the bit where Mike said he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself!
And then he sees this cookbook, right? And he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!!
@MrBuch169169 I didn't notice at all, thanks for pointing that out, let me have a look?... HA! your right, Mike says he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself! And then he sees this cookbook, and he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!!, I JUST noticed that, did you notice it? the part where he says he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself! And then he sees this cookbook, and he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!! Classic :-D
I had to try pausing it to see.. it looks like there's a magazine in there just before they slam it shut. I like that they'd have gone to the trouble of getting a ladyboy porn mag you never even see on screen.
@sphoney That's good production. They probably chose a particularly risqué one so that the actors would really be surprised. I don't know. Perhaps I'm looking too far into it now haha. Either way, we all wan to know!
@graemeoliver84 I mean I'd be very surprised if Alan genuinely detested any kind of racism, look at the way he goes on in that episode with the Irish TV executives.
@graemeoliver84 I think the character is meant to be one of those people who says 'i'm not a racist, but...', you know the kind of racist who makes excuses up for it.
I LOVED Susan's rage at the end! Brilliant! Alan is so damn annyoing...Imagine having to deal with that for months. How Lynn does it I just don't know.
@Sailorsega No, I don't think he got fired for this. Maybe he got made redundant or got sick of working at the hotel, his petrol station job was just a way of keeping him in the series without having to go back to the Travel Tavern.
Jeez....that the best comeback you can manage? Did you stay up all night thinking of that one? At least I can spell proper words and not quibble over semantics, you cunt-nugget.
Who's a gay little twat?! I don't think you're in a position to insult anyone son, as you clearly haven't finished school yet...spelling obviously wasn't your strong point now, was it?
"Oh no, ive gone an sat on the bastard"
Nautilus04 2 days ago
I've met a few people like Mike the Kitchen man. Sad characters.
BigDogsDangler 1 week ago
susan is fuckin HOT when shes kicks off shouting!
dannyday58218195 1 week ago
Lynn singing priceless!
Truebluejock09 2 weeks ago
That's rude to discuss Lynn's breasts.
goombabear 3 weeks ago
She moved to Sunderland :D :D :D
EnglishPatientt 1 month ago
The people who disliked click 7:33
androwbmx 1 month ago
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androwbmx 1 month ago
Black Beauty theme tune is brilliant. Epic fail on the irony front. :)
clivedxb 2 months ago 2
hilarious
catch2370 2 months ago
his goodbye party was a disaster ha
rocksoliddude1 2 months ago
alans face when that bloke looks in the draw....reyt funny...
specialgravy 3 months ago
i think that went quite well?
okukok 3 months ago
wow...really wouldn't want to piss Susan off.
92ladderley 3 months ago
Did Alan actually work for the BBC asfter Chris Feather snuffed it !!!
davetheraved9 3 months ago
THE. HA HA HA. Alan said THE then i typed it into my laptop. Do i get 153 thumbs up?
MrATHEIST70 3 months ago
6:23 - Mike semi-headbutts the locked door lol, might not of noticed it the first time around :)
newsblokcom 4 months ago
you know you're just like the rest arnt you.. you sit there on your fat spotty behind... in a dead mans chair.. leching at her like a piece of meat
hellomynameismercy 4 months ago
I'VE BEEN LISTENING YOU FOR 182 DAYS! CHECK-OUT IS 12 NOON TOMORROW YOU LITTLE SHIT!
goldensloth7 4 months ago
Look at that Ive sat on the bastard!!
steptoestuff 5 months ago
Go for drink with head of programmes...
sec0ndevolution 5 months ago
i wouldn't mind being slapped across the face by susan.
davetherave22 7 months ago 8
just watched every episode from both series, really appreciate you uploading these mate, thanks a lot.
philyahh 8 months ago 5
Loooooove how that guy that laughs all the time comes in and the first thing he does is open the drawer.
yellowknots 9 months ago 6
@yellowknots kevin eldon ... a coogan favourite
woodhd 6 months ago
1:05 This expression is priceless!
Alan/Steve is so Jurassic Park.
doomsdaymechanics 9 months ago 5
do you reckon you would have forged the signature aswell?
5hower5horts 10 months ago
"Hello Chris, are you dead?!"
colrees1 10 months ago
Michael's shirt is a thing of wonder.
babyminnow 10 months ago
whats in that drawer?
nem700 11 months ago
@nem700 we're not meant to know
somerandomer 10 months ago
Just noticed his Old Spice.. that's a man's aftershave..
sphoney 11 months ago
lol he looks like the Joker in that purple suit and green tie.
TwwIX 11 months ago
As far as I know actor that plays Michael does the voice of the Meercat (Sergei?) on the compare the meerkat ad.
EloiseDecember 1 year ago
You're a star for posting this British comedy gem. I think AP character and ensuing scenarios were inspired. I think they were underrated when they first came out but are fast acquiring classic status.
EloiseDecember 1 year ago
its got to be the PVC g strings in the drawer
moonshine706 1 year ago
nah, she moved to sunderland
belisariusorb 1 year ago
Oh my god ive sat on the bastard, would you believe it? Comedy gold!
murkledem 1 year ago
Jurassic Park!
murkledem 1 year ago
My favourite part - I don't know if you noticed - was the bit where Mike said he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself!
And then he sees this cookbook, right? And he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!!
MrBuch169169 1 year ago 52
@MrBuch169169 I didn't notice at all, thanks for pointing that out, let me have a look?... HA! your right, Mike says he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself! And then he sees this cookbook, and he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!!, I JUST noticed that, did you notice it? the part where he says he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself! And then he sees this cookbook, and he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!! Classic :-D
peteandurnot 3 months ago
@peteandurnot Yeah, because - see - it wouldn;t be any use to him, because he can't cook! Even though he sells kitchens!
MrBuch169169 3 months ago
@MrBuch169169 - Yeah yeah thats right, and then he sees the Book right and he says "that'd be nay good ta me Man"!!
peteandurnot 3 months ago
is this the last episode of the series 1 ? :o
CaptainLilyJane 1 year ago
what is in the drawer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
tpjw182 1 year ago
@tpjw182 I reckon its something to do with Ladyboys from Singapore
FreyjaKate 1 year ago
@FreyjaKate That's what I always thought.
I had to try pausing it to see.. it looks like there's a magazine in there just before they slam it shut. I like that they'd have gone to the trouble of getting a ladyboy porn mag you never even see on screen.
sphoney 11 months ago
@sphoney That's good production. They probably chose a particularly risqué one so that the actors would really be surprised. I don't know. Perhaps I'm looking too far into it now haha. Either way, we all wan to know!
FreyjaKate 11 months ago
That was the best fried breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmott's wedding.
spanners42 1 year ago
Whats this, lynn?
Its the theme tune from black beauty..
.....Its...BRILLIANT!
hahaha....classic!
Tibbert67 1 year ago
Susan is sexy
TheSleathable 1 year ago 6
@TheSleathable And what a great actress !
burnt62 1 year ago
I'd totally do Susan. lol
skeletalwreck 1 year ago 7
@skeletalwreck I would so do Lynn
xSublimEstyLeE 1 year ago
"Few Too Many Blacks!"
"Hope you don't mind, it's just that some people find what you said a bit racist"
Sooo funny
tasteofcoda 1 year ago 2
@tasteofcoda Alan totally shares that kind of mindset, he just uses it as an excuse to get him out because he can't stand him.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
@graemeoliver84 I mean I'd be very surprised if Alan genuinely detested any kind of racism, look at the way he goes on in that episode with the Irish TV executives.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
@graemeoliver84 I think the character is meant to be one of those people who says 'i'm not a racist, but...', you know the kind of racist who makes excuses up for it.
randomsamno9 1 year ago
Poor Alan Patridge :(
Superplex1001 1 year ago
Susan is a MILF.
thechosen2010 1 year ago 21
erm hello chris ya dead LOL
MRDJANDY2009 1 year ago
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I love how Michael gets really aggressive when hes pissed haha
SomaLFM 1 year ago
I love how Michael gets really aggressive when hes pissed haha
SomaLFM 1 year ago 3
What is Alan's beef with the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?!
Susan's rant is classic! Poor Alan.
ska2808 1 year ago
@ska2808 Maybe it makes it harder for him to drive around town in his Rover.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
@graemeoliver84 Well, tradesmen need access to DIXXXONS ...
But I doubt that's the full reason ...
ska2808 1 year ago
Few to many...BLACKS.
Alaron251 1 year ago
'This is Michael, he sells kitchens'
MikeMProductions 1 year ago
..lol I was in Acton the other day and I did see loads & loads of blacks.
Dungarth 1 year ago
7:51 i genuinely feel sorry for alan
msdos951 1 year ago
i aint joking i have one of those bang and olufsen stereos
msdos951 1 year ago
heard that laugh a 1:45
msdos951 1 year ago
have u heard that laugh from 0:27 it goes on for 3 seconds listen
msdos951 1 year ago
"Hello Chris are you dead?!"
MonVie 1 year ago
what is that whistling jig that old lynn dances after theyve been checking out alans secret drawer ???
woodhd 2 years ago 2
Of course hes not a pervert!!! hes an excellent comedian.. Im a girl and love his sense of humour... keep it up Alan...
catwotsits73 2 years ago
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lynn sucked alan's dick once, its in episode 4
WKaliberr 2 years ago
I LOVED Susan's rage at the end! Brilliant! Alan is so damn annyoing...Imagine having to deal with that for months. How Lynn does it I just don't know.
MsAzure77 2 years ago
i did not see that coming from susan
kpjlflsknflksnflknsa 2 years ago 3
Neither do I! lol
SupremeKingDan 2 years ago
ah look at that ive sat n the bastard... lol
Joyceogrady 2 years ago 4
WHAT IS IN THAT DRAW!!!!!????
wolfmarl 2 years ago
My guess is a stash of ladyboy porn :P
de1evo 2 years ago 5
Last comment was for Wolfmarl.
de1evo 2 years ago
@wolfmarl
Something sexual.
Also, on the first episode of this series it is the other draw.
Nantchev 2 years ago 3
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Alan is a pervert...Just like most of the male commentators here it seems!
MsAzure77 2 years ago
What do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich City Center?
Nice throwback to his fling with Jill!
IsoscelesKramer 2 years ago
series 2!
hiffhartley 2 years ago
Take a chill pill guys.
uptightkid 2 years ago
Yo bluntedkillah, i know you like being a dick and all and imma let you finish. but hornyandy23 is the biggest dick of all time. of all time.
hadoken182 2 years ago
lol, you typed "imma". i bet you say "hey dude" too.
JanineRobin 2 years ago
i bet i was only going for the kanye west interuption meme, which was popular at the time.
hadoken182 2 years ago
aw look iv sat on the bastard lol
hornyandy23 2 years ago 5
HELLO CHRIS YA DEAD hahahaha
hornyandy23 2 years ago
So did Michael get fired because of this? Is this why he works at the B.P.?
Sailorsega 2 years ago 3
@Sailorsega No, I don't think he got fired for this. Maybe he got made redundant or got sick of working at the hotel, his petrol station job was just a way of keeping him in the series without having to go back to the Travel Tavern.
graemeoliver84 1 year ago
I think that went quite well 8:01
SamthemanMr1 2 years ago
UURR thats brilliant lol
SamthemanMr1 2 years ago
wot do u reckon he has in his draw
BluntedKillah 2 years ago
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its spelt drawer you retard
ChrisCarter1983 2 years ago
It's spelt "IT'S" not "its" you retard.
suddy26 2 years ago 6
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Jeez....that the best comeback you can manage? Did you stay up all night thinking of that one? At least I can spell proper words and not quibble over semantics, you cunt-nugget.
ChrisCarter1983 2 years ago
It's not a comeback - I'm suddy. Defender of the weak.
suddy2626 2 years ago 7
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what the fuck are you on about son?!
ChrisCarter1983 2 years ago
it's not a matter of semantics, it's a matter of grammatics
louiecostello 2 years ago 3
It's not semantics. It's basic grammar. Ironic, considering that you attacked someone for a spelling mistake.
Cupit29 2 years ago
ye wha?
ChrisCarter1983 2 years ago
u 'erd.
Cupit29 2 years ago
lol
lfstorey 2 years ago 2
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fuk u, u knew wot ment u gay little twat
BluntedKillah 2 years ago
Who's a gay little twat?! I don't think you're in a position to insult anyone son, as you clearly haven't finished school yet...spelling obviously wasn't your strong point now, was it?
ChrisCarter1983 2 years ago
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yo dude fuk u u dnt av2 rte everything out properly on ere as people know wot u mean u tit
BluntedKillah 2 years ago
????? Can we have that again in English, please? After all, your lot apparently invented the language.....illiterate arsecandle!
ChrisCarter1983 2 years ago 4
ladyboy porn
lfstorey 2 years ago
His g-string + kit
0ua8 2 years ago
cheers for uploading...love them all
dont get the dream undepants dancing parts tho..
shamkennedy 2 years ago 2
He wants to be on the BBC so badly he would do anything...
making him a sort of prostitute, so he feels 'dirty'.
kaney1967 2 years ago 5
4:30 lol
britishlaw 2 years ago
jurassic park!
postmanpat56 2 years ago 6
few too many blacks lol
hawksrl 2 years ago 51
Nice, thanks.
theifnet 2 years ago 3
Alan looks like the Joker as played by Jack Nicholson with that suit.
OboxerU 2 years ago 9
She fairly slaps him. Whack!
thegoodhalf 2 years ago 11
Thanks for uploading these! Could you upload the second series, too?
vonscherpenzeel 3 years ago
Dancing to Roger Moore photos... poor Alan.
vonscherpenzeel 3 years ago
no... ladyboy porn magazines
henohome05 3 years ago 12
whats in the drawer? sex toy? lol
aliensexgangchildren 3 years ago 3