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  • "Oh no, ive gone an sat on the bastard"

  • I've met a few people like Mike the Kitchen man. Sad characters.

  • susan is fuckin HOT when shes kicks off shouting!

  • Lynn singing priceless!

  • That's rude to discuss Lynn's breasts.

  • She moved to Sunderland :D :D :D

  • The people who disliked click 7:33

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  • Black Beauty theme tune is brilliant. Epic fail on the irony front. :)

  • hilarious

  • his goodbye party was a disaster ha

  • alans face when that bloke looks in the draw....reyt funny...

  • i think that went quite well?

  • wow...really wouldn't want to piss Susan off.

  • Did Alan actually work for the BBC asfter Chris Feather snuffed it !!!

  • THE. HA HA HA. Alan said THE then i typed it into my laptop. Do i get 153 thumbs up?

  • 6:23 - Mike semi-headbutts the locked door lol, might not of noticed it the first time around :)

  • you know you're just like the rest arnt you.. you sit there on your fat spotty behind... in a dead mans chair.. leching at her like a piece of meat

  • I'VE BEEN LISTENING YOU FOR 182 DAYS! CHECK-OUT IS 12 NOON TOMORROW YOU LITTLE SHIT!

  • Look at that Ive sat on the bastard!!

    

  • Go for drink with head of programmes...

  • i wouldn't mind being slapped across the face by susan.

  • just watched every episode from both series, really appreciate you uploading these mate, thanks a lot.

  • Loooooove how that guy that laughs all the time comes in and the first thing he does is open the drawer.

  • @yellowknots kevin eldon ... a coogan favourite

  • 1:05 This expression is priceless!

    Alan/Steve is so Jurassic Park.

  • do you reckon you would have forged the signature aswell?

  • "Hello Chris, are you dead?!"

  • Michael's shirt is a thing of wonder.

  • whats in that drawer?

  • @nem700 we're not meant to know

  • Just noticed his Old Spice.. that's a man's aftershave..

  • lol he looks like the Joker in that purple suit and green tie.

  • As far as I know actor that plays Michael does the voice of the Meercat (Sergei?) on the compare the meerkat ad.

  • You're a star for posting this British comedy gem.  I think AP character and ensuing scenarios were inspired. I think they were underrated when they first came out but are fast acquiring classic status.

  • its got to be the PVC g strings in the drawer

  • nah, she moved to sunderland

  • Oh my god ive sat on the bastard, would you believe it? Comedy gold!

  • Jurassic Park!

  • My favourite part - I don't know if you noticed - was the bit where Mike said he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself!

    And then he sees this cookbook, right? And he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!!

  • @MrBuch169169 I didn't notice at all, thanks for pointing that out, let me have a look?... HA! your right, Mike says he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself! And then he sees this cookbook, and he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!!, I JUST noticed that, did you notice it? the part where he says he's been selling kitchens for 15 years but can't actually cook, himself! And then he sees this cookbook, and he says, that wouldn't be any use to him!! Classic :-D

  • @peteandurnot Yeah, because - see - it wouldn;t be any use to him, because he can't cook! Even though he sells kitchens!

  • @MrBuch169169 - Yeah yeah thats right, and then he sees the Book right and he says "that'd be nay good ta me Man"!!

  • is this the last episode of the series 1 ? :o

  • what is in the drawer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

  • @tpjw182 I reckon its something to do with Ladyboys from Singapore

  • @FreyjaKate That's what I always thought.

    I had to try pausing it to see.. it looks like there's a magazine in there just before they slam it shut. I like that they'd have gone to the trouble of getting a ladyboy porn mag you never even see on screen.

  • @sphoney That's good production. They probably chose a particularly risqué one so that the actors would really be surprised. I don't know. Perhaps I'm looking too far into it now haha. Either way, we all wan to know!

  • That was the best fried breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmott's wedding.

  • Whats this, lynn?

    Its the theme tune from black beauty..

    .....Its...BRILLIANT!

    hahaha....classic!

  • Susan is sexy

  • @TheSleathable And what a great actress !

  • I'd totally do Susan. lol

  • @skeletalwreck  I would so do Lynn

  • "Few Too Many Blacks!"

    "Hope you don't mind, it's just that some people find what you said a bit racist"

    Sooo funny

  • @tasteofcoda Alan totally shares that kind of mindset, he just uses it as an excuse to get him out because he can't stand him.

  • @graemeoliver84 I mean I'd be very surprised if Alan genuinely detested any kind of racism, look at the way he goes on in that episode with the Irish TV executives.

  • @graemeoliver84 I think the character is meant to be one of those people who says 'i'm not a racist, but...', you know the kind of racist who makes excuses up for it.

  • Poor Alan Patridge :(

  • Susan is a MILF.

  • erm hello chris ya dead LOL

  • I love how Michael gets really aggressive when hes pissed haha

  • What is Alan's beef with the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?!

    Susan's rant is classic! Poor Alan.

  • @ska2808 Maybe it makes it harder for him to drive around town in his Rover.

  • @graemeoliver84 Well, tradesmen need access to DIXXXONS ...

    But I doubt that's the full reason ...

  • Few to many...BLACKS.

  • 'This is Michael, he sells kitchens'

  • ..lol I was in Acton the other day and I did see loads & loads of blacks.

  • 7:51 i genuinely feel sorry for alan

  • i aint joking i have one of those bang and olufsen stereos

  • heard that laugh a 1:45

  • have u heard that laugh from 0:27 it goes on for 3 seconds listen

  • "Hello Chris are you dead?!"

  • what is that whistling jig that old lynn dances after theyve been checking out alans secret drawer ???

  • Of course hes not a pervert!!! hes an excellent comedian.. Im a girl and love his sense of humour... keep it up Alan...

  • I LOVED Susan's rage at the end! Brilliant! Alan is so damn annyoing...Imagine having to deal with that for months. How Lynn does it I just don't know.

  • i did not see that coming from susan

  • Neither do I! lol

  • ah look at that ive sat n the bastard... lol

  • WHAT IS IN THAT DRAW!!!!!????

  • My guess is a stash of ladyboy porn :P

  • Last comment was for Wolfmarl.

  • @wolfmarl

    Something sexual.

    Also, on the first episode of this series it is the other draw.

  • What do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich City Center?

    Nice throwback to his fling with Jill!

  • series 2!

  • Take a chill pill guys.

  • Yo bluntedkillah, i know you like being a dick and all and imma let you finish. but hornyandy23 is the biggest dick of all time. of all time.

  • lol, you typed "imma". i bet you say "hey dude" too.

  • i bet i was only going for the kanye west interuption meme, which was popular at the time.

  • aw look iv sat on the bastard lol

  • HELLO CHRIS YA DEAD hahahaha

  • So did Michael get fired because of this? Is this why he works at the B.P.?

  • @Sailorsega No, I don't think he got fired for this. Maybe he got made redundant or got sick of working at the hotel, his petrol station job was just a way of keeping him in the series without having to go back to the Travel Tavern.

  • I think that went quite well 8:01

  • UURR thats brilliant lol

  • wot do u reckon he has in his draw

  • It's spelt "IT'S" not "its" you retard.

  • It's not a comeback - I'm suddy. Defender of the weak.

  • it's not a matter of semantics, it's a matter of grammatics

  • It's not semantics. It's basic grammar. Ironic, considering that you attacked someone for a spelling mistake.

  • ye wha?

  • u 'erd.

  • lol

  • Who's a gay little twat?! I don't think you're in a position to insult anyone son, as you clearly haven't finished school yet...spelling obviously wasn't your strong point now, was it?

  • ????? Can we have that again in English, please? After all, your lot apparently invented the language.....illiterate arsecandle!

  • ladyboy porn

  • His g-string + kit

  • cheers for uploading...love them all

    dont get the dream undepants dancing parts tho..

  • He wants to be on the BBC so badly he would do anything...

    making him a sort of prostitute, so he feels 'dirty'.

  • 4:30 lol

  • jurassic park!

  • few too many blacks lol

  • Nice, thanks.

  • Alan looks like the Joker as played by Jack Nicholson with that suit.

  • She fairly slaps him. Whack!

  • Thanks for uploading these! Could you upload the second series, too?

  • Dancing to Roger Moore photos... poor Alan.

  • no... ladyboy porn magazines

  • whats in the drawer? sex toy? lol

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