My best friend and I quote this thing at school on a daily basis, mainly "my cock feels like it's TEN STORIES HIGH" and "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"
As you may have guessed, we get many a weird looks at school from passers-by
"Have you ever tried to fuck a box?" Someone wrote that. Someone was paid to write that. And then someone was paid to say it. Douglas Adams was right the universe is weird and inexplicable.
Thank you for uploading this! If there's one thing to admire about hentai whether you like it or not, is just how hilariously awful the voice acting is! I LMAO throughout the whole thing!
@Bender10000 And that's how from generic, boring, fucked up cartoon porn, they made something actually worth checking out. I'm going to check it out...
I can just imagine the translator trying to read the original, shitty Japanese dialogue and thinking "oh god, what's happened to my life?! Fuck this, I'll just write a ton of jokes!"
And then there was the matter of time. Einstein and Abbenheimer. The theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face. ZOMFGWTFROFLMAO!!!!!
clearly, the vocal talents of blum and wahlgren are way above the standards of hentai. Its either this or listening to random porn whores moaning and groaning, to which cases I switch back to the japanese audio to get my fix.
@BlackStarHeroVA I'm sorry? Who are you? I've never heard of you. I'm busy listening to Steve Blum and Kari Wahlgren discuss the meaning of life to care.
"All systems are a go.. I'm in complete control; I'm like a god overlooking his puny subjects! Oooh, it gets me hard.. THE POWER! My cock feels like it's ten stories high!"
"And then there was the matter of time - Einstein and Oppenheimer, the theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face. It was all a continuum - like one long, winding turd snaking its way through the universe. And, like a turd, the smell was not to be forgotten."
... I'm not sure if this is real or not and we're getting fucked with but can I say this is genius? I think everyone here actually wants to shag that guy. I don't think this is real... *Checks it out anyway* The anime is called 'Time to Screw' or something? Right?
This is fantastic. One gets the impression the dub studio was not even given a script and asked to more or less make up what they thought was going on in each scene. And the result turns what is otherwise an unremarkable (except for its truly bizarre fetishes) hentai OVA into downright comedy gold.
You know as bad as this is, I'm almost willing to give the guy in this credit. He's bad, but when compared to the rest of the acting in this or Bible Black and considering how laughable the dialouge is, you almost ALMOST have to admire him for trying. I can't imagine these lines worked much better in Japanese either.
A yogurt milkshake? What the fuck am I watching?
BeriiShira 1 day ago
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO FUCK A BOX?
SomeMetroid 5 days ago 2
what anime is this
demonramires1 1 week ago
@demonramires1 Boko no kiku
harizotoh7 6 days ago
Hahaha man this is terrible. I wish I could give it two thumbs up.
TheeKingOsiris 1 week ago
This fucking dub. It's like kids in an English class reading parts from a book.
Hunnter2k3 2 weeks ago
Dushebags....DOOSHBAGS?
Yeah, douchebags.
Reltsirk 2 weeks ago
wtf did i just watch XD
MonicaAndMei 2 weeks ago
Oh my god. xD
Jazminjazz5555 2 weeks ago
food´-porn and box-sex
Dinoscarex 3 weeks ago
This had to be made in the US lol
JCCsProduction 3 weeks ago
1:42 is meme-worthy.
Ruingaraf 3 weeks ago
"Have you ever tried, to fuck a box?"
Bardockssbrother45x2 3 weeks ago 3
This video really rustles my jimmies.
Animurh 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
is this official omfg XDDDDD
zetsu12345678910 3 weeks ago
Nothing is non fat, and that's why the world is going to explode one day. LOL!
qp0118 1 month ago
I'LL GET YOU SOME MILK AND COOKIES 8DDD
woofwoofyoyo 1 month ago
Is that Wesker?
LeoJohnGalt 1 month ago
Question, do Pornstars have to voice this?
applejaksenpai 1 month ago
My best friend and I quote this thing at school on a daily basis, mainly "my cock feels like it's TEN STORIES HIGH" and "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"
As you may have guessed, we get many a weird looks at school from passers-by
cheezesmellzsoGOOD 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
best i've ever felt was as though my cock was only 7 stories high.
CriscoKnight 1 month ago 3
She's right... sort of... I don't know...
BadNewsBaron 1 month ago
Pure poetry.
No seriously, I think my sides burst from laughing.
KuroWings41 1 month ago
@KuroWings41 Nope your sides burst because you along with the world will explode one day
applejaksenpai 1 month ago
@applejaksenpai xD So funny!!
KuroWings41 1 month ago
"Have you ever tried to fuck a box?" Someone wrote that. Someone was paid to write that. And then someone was paid to say it. Douglas Adams was right the universe is weird and inexplicable.
aksquash 1 month ago 7
@aksquash don't forget that somebody paid to watch that
ctn1234 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
@aksquash just like a long turd....
applejaksenpai 1 month ago
ahahahahahahahaha oh my god ahahah why
MrDrGermany 1 month ago
What the actual fuck?
sakura9949 1 month ago
A Time to Screw with the Audience?
MonochromeTrouble 1 month ago 18
Main guy sounds like Crispin Freeman, but as if he were trying to sound lazy.
sleepykoinu 1 month ago
Thank you for uploading this! If there's one thing to admire about hentai whether you like it or not, is just how hilariously awful the voice acting is! I LMAO throughout the whole thing!
MrSaturn97 1 month ago 4
Out of curiosity I decided to check out the beginning sequence subbed.
Holy shit, they got absolutely everything wrong.
It's so bad that I'm pretty sure they just skimmed through the whole thing and just started making up random lines.
Bender10000 1 month ago
@Bender10000 And that's how from generic, boring, fucked up cartoon porn, they made something actually worth checking out. I'm going to check it out...
Raheth 1 month ago
repost
Kakarot307 1 month ago
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Kakarot307 1 month ago
Now what the fuck did I just watch?
Schenckster1989 1 month ago
Douchebags? DOUCHEBAGS!
KiddyCorky 1 month ago
I almost bit my lip off trying not to laugh out loud...my folks are sleeping.
demondog108 1 month ago
"I am aware that I have a superb titty-rubbing technique."
holy shit is this the secret to getting women
Fma1416 1 month ago 7
WHAT THE FUCK BOB PAGE
Resus4ur 1 month ago
@Resus4ur
AH YES
spikehamer2 1 month ago
I have often stirred in my sleep, thinking about the Balls-In-Your-Face Conundrum. It's a doozy.
kanstyle 1 month ago 30
1:41 in your face
"have you ever tried to fuck a box"
fffffffffffffuck O.o
what the fuck is this shit
Zi3n0 1 month ago
Douchebags? DOUCHEBAGS!
mrmuffin16 1 month ago
Titty rubbing technique?
GaaraBabyEater 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Have you ever tried to fuck a box?
TheCheerfulMessiah 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The guy at the beginning kind of sounds like James Woods.
NiimuraxTooru 2 months ago
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NiimuraxTooru 2 months ago
Kuh sue me is real cute
jvdthwip 2 months ago
american voices>japanese voices, deal with it weaboos.
420bluntsmokerxXx 2 months ago
Wait, where are people getting the idea that Steve Blum and Kari Wahlgren are in this? These voices are definitely not them.
gatotsu2501 2 months ago
I can just imagine the translator trying to read the original, shitty Japanese dialogue and thinking "oh god, what's happened to my life?! Fuck this, I'll just write a ton of jokes!"
SergeantLuke 2 months ago 4
whats this anime called?
fahd08 2 months ago
This is amazing. At least half the dialogue must consist of woolseyisms.
sankunsama 2 months ago
Oh my fucking god, my sides
GuitarMage77 2 months ago
holy shit!!
KazokuMugiwara 2 months ago
Best Dub Evar!
TheBlackSerpentBeta 2 months ago
I want those Cookies, dood!
TheBlackSerpentBeta 2 months ago
Oh my god, the lead reminds me so much of Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho".
TranquilFury1993 2 months ago
And then there was the matter of time. Einstein and Abbenheimer. The theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face. ZOMFGWTFROFLMAO!!!!!
guywithhead 2 months ago
@guywithhead It's Oppenheimer... who the fuck is Abbenheimer?
TheCheerfulMessiah 2 months ago
lol so terrible its boss
JDLOCKON 2 months ago
nothing is nonfat, that is why the world is going to explode one day
wargarurumon 2 months ago
This video is awesome, also the main guy sounds like hes the person from tales of mere existance
airykun15 2 months ago
i like how the narrator sounds exactly like postal dude.
TheKoosalagoopagoop 2 months ago 2
LOL GREAATT make more
kaiyo66 2 months ago
finally a good anime
GUInterface 2 months ago
This isn't so much the greatest dub ever as it is the greatest writing ever. Completely serious.
elk832 2 months ago
lolmao
rtv190alt 2 months ago
this made me roflmao hahahahah
habitofsky 2 months ago
LOL
Jakuzevich 2 months ago
ROFL!!!!
SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN 2 months ago
I think I heard Debbie Rabbai as one of the girls in that dub.
ALogTV 2 months ago
Oh God, I thought that was Blum at the start, now I can't get the idea of Urdnot 'I am Krogan' Grunt saying 'my cock feels like its 10 stories high'
PKBitchGirl 2 months ago
This job sucks
SimplyMasonZero 2 months ago
conundrum of ... (oh god he's finally going to say something smart)
*10 seconds later*
nope.avi
jonting91 2 months ago
"Nothing's non-fat...that's why the world is gonna explode one day"
Oh God, my sides!
CaptainNosh 2 months ago 38
LOOOOOOOOOOOL! I swear to god if it weren't for the dirty scenes you'd think it'd be like a professionally done abridged series.
RMD00 2 months ago
why cant i find the dubbed version of this
n0ha3r 2 months ago
clearly, the vocal talents of blum and wahlgren are way above the standards of hentai. Its either this or listening to random porn whores moaning and groaning, to which cases I switch back to the japanese audio to get my fix.
newagepun 2 months ago
0:36 Is that you Microsoft Sam?
REA00002 2 months ago
I wish I could be as cool as the voice actors in this clip.
CrowSama26 2 months ago
i love this
SunshineAgo 2 months ago
begining sounds like ego raptor
siegeh25 2 months ago
Just wut?
MrToastOmnomnom 2 months ago
This is the most hilariously awesome dub ever.
Masterblaze0 2 months ago
Buncha stupid fuckers.
TypofizzV4 2 months ago
[Night]
"Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"
[/Night]
TheRyukenhadoken 2 months ago
have you ever tried to fuck a box? - w -
dat line xD
samiarts 2 months ago
ROTFL
thepokekid01 2 months ago
There's no dubs as good as Porn dubs.
DrMecha 2 months ago
I find this easy to fap to
Underwood1416 2 months ago
as a voice actor I find this entire production totally fucking pro.
I mean shit.
Damnit.
this job sucks!
BlackStarHeroVA 2 months ago 25
@BlackStarHeroVA I'm sorry? Who are you? I've never heard of you. I'm busy listening to Steve Blum and Kari Wahlgren discuss the meaning of life to care.
Nazrat84 2 months ago
@Nazrat84
>saying voice actors have to be well known to do their job?
teeheeeee
BlackStarHeroVA 2 months ago
@BlackStarHeroVA >Greentexting outside of 4chan and trying to justify popularity despite carrying the voice acting title around.
Get the fuck out of here before you do anything more inhumanly retarded. You are an ungodly shame and you must feel bad.
Nazrat84 2 months ago
@Nazrat84 thats a pretty mouth you have on you
BlackStarHeroVA 2 months ago
@BlackStarHeroVA Better than your voice acting.
Nazrat84 2 months ago
lol
yoshinosakura 2 months ago
wtf is this i was looking for anime not hentai!! -.-'
MrRockinonline 3 months ago
i cant
i literally cannot handle this LMFKLJSHKJGD I HAVE A SUPERB TITTY RUBBING TECHNIQUE
Antiformed 3 months ago 4
Uma Thurman if she was in a hentai.
Psykoged 3 months ago
"Have you ever fucked a box?"
MY SIIIDEEEES
Ares3043 3 months ago
This is fucking hilarious!!!
xXxArcAngelAnetxXx 3 months ago
This is the best shit ever i want this duber to do every anime ever
Malikazz 3 months ago
2:02 six fingers
kupotenshi 3 months ago
Have you ever tried to fuck a box?
Nuvenim 3 months ago
LOL
EliteEspeon 3 months ago
Hentai dubs are SOOO terrible!
hathorliderc 3 months ago
hahaha, oh wow
lomeinluvr 3 months ago
rofl! XDD sounds fan dubbed its so fuuny
dirrtybubbles 3 months ago
Fuck a box now and win the season tickets!
saigonkat 3 months ago
I ALMOST want to watch this in it's original dub... Trying to watch this in English might be unbearable
fluffy21893x2 3 months ago
I can barely breathe!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! 1:41 *Smack* "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"
keyfamily 3 months ago
anime=animation jepang
MsSlowking 3 months ago
That was SOOOOO hilariously bad.
Necrosaro 3 months ago
"Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"
Alavistaven2012 3 months ago 57
@Alavistaven2012 i died when i heard that xD
ZanderTHV 3 months ago
That main guy seems like a motherfucking boss.
RedMage8BT 3 months ago
No. No, I cannot say that I have ever tried to, as you so eloquently put it, "fuck a box."
senfood 3 months ago
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JDLOCKON 3 months ago
This is such a fucking hick town. xD
Sunkist02 3 months ago
Hentai was never meant to be watched subbed.
gag75 3 months ago 35
So. Frikken. Hornry.
gag75 3 months ago
So terrible that it's great! lol
moogledevilboy 3 months ago
I remember when i was YOUR age. Got my first dildo. It was WHITE.
ButteredPancake 3 months ago 5
Oh dubbers, you.
MRWWAYSS 3 months ago
This is why Funimation is the king of dubbing.
1337sir 3 months ago
Is it just me, or is that guy voiced by Crispin Freeman?
MGS3Snake6 4 months ago 6
Is it bad I've seen this hentai before
Seirienify 4 months ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
Nothings never non-fat, that's why the world is going to explode someday.
whats wrong with this anime.
croniclir 4 months ago
Nothings never non-fat, that's why the is going to explode someday.
whats wrong with this anime.
croniclir 4 months ago
have you ever fucked a box?... wtf.
croniclir 4 months ago
If real life was like this, I would probably still be a virgin.
DrDeso1 4 months ago in playlist something 3
this is a gag dub, it HAS to be
I refuse to believe otherwise
flanoirbunny 4 months ago
@flanoirbunny It is. :P
Warrior300000 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
W. H. A. T.
thapoint09 4 months ago
Non-fat? Exploding world? What the fuck? Is he crazy!? BEST LINE EVER
JaquitoBueno 4 months ago
what is this i dont even
Cyph3rX00 4 months ago
what in the hell
ninjalojuggalo4lyfe 4 months ago
I cant find the dubbed torrent ANYWHERE ):
dispozilla 4 months ago in playlist dispozilla's favorites
More than a mouth full is a waste anyway.
JackTheWrench 4 months ago
It's easy to fuck a box:
1- Make a hole in the box.
2- Put your dick in the box.
3- It's A Dick in The Box.
NewFafnir 4 months ago 7
I can't breathe I was laughing so hard
"douche-bags. DOUCHE-BAGS!?"
omfg why on earth would anyone.. why
meowmeth 4 months ago
What is this hentai called?
Cherryberry22 4 months ago
Oh wow...
Hentais never seem to get good dubs. Not that your supposed to watch them with dubs, anyway.
Oveneise 4 months ago
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!
leviathan1173 4 months ago 15
2:02 Maybe one day we won't have this white aura around us.
emoguys11 4 months ago
Omg lol. Quality hentai right hurr. xDD
SanHoraFan 4 months ago
IM SO FREAKKIN HORNY!
ky015 4 months ago 7
I feel like I'm watching an edited anime with voice overs
halo31004 4 months ago
A box?... o_O
"Nothing is non-fat. That's why the world is gonna explode one day." But of course...
The voices are so put on... -_-
AvalanchCXVII 4 months ago
PLEASE TELL ME WHO DID THE MALES DUB VOICE FOR THIS! O_O
Shibagal 5 months ago
"have you ever tried to fuck a box?", LOL so fucking hilarious
pwnurface98 5 months ago
"All systems are a go.. I'm in complete control; I'm like a god overlooking his puny subjects! Oooh, it gets me hard.. THE POWER! My cock feels like it's ten stories high!"
Sykmos 5 months ago 2
"And then there was the matter of time - Einstein and Oppenheimer, the theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face. It was all a continuum - like one long, winding turd snaking its way through the universe. And, like a turd, the smell was not to be forgotten."
OperationIntrudeN313 5 months ago 13
"Nothings non-fat that's why the worlds going to explode one day"
IShinjiExI 5 months ago 62
@IShinjiExI Non-fat? Exploding world? What the fuck.
Waterlemonish 2 months ago 4
We're dealing with pros here.
D4YV 5 months ago
I don't know what's worse. The fact that this was created or the fact that this was created and someone got payed to dub this.
LunaLubaManaCanon 5 months ago
ok by the end i could tell this was obviously purpously made terrible.......right? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL EM THEY WERE JOKING
jsh020 5 months ago
@jsh020 They were not joking.
Tiwaking 5 months ago
Oh my god, this is fucking awesome.
Who made this?
JuanjoPP 5 months ago
That ending line.
AwesomeAustria 5 months ago
... I'm not sure if this is real or not and we're getting fucked with but can I say this is genius? I think everyone here actually wants to shag that guy. I don't think this is real... *Checks it out anyway* The anime is called 'Time to Screw' or something? Right?
airexanimegirl 5 months ago
Favorite line: "You have ONE OF THE BETTER titty-rubbing techniques!"
Second favorite line: "I'll bring you some milk and cookies!" "NO!!!"
gatotsu2501 5 months ago
This is fantastic. One gets the impression the dub studio was not even given a script and asked to more or less make up what they thought was going on in each scene. And the result turns what is otherwise an unremarkable (except for its truly bizarre fetishes) hentai OVA into downright comedy gold.
gatotsu2501 5 months ago
You know as bad as this is, I'm almost willing to give the guy in this credit. He's bad, but when compared to the rest of the acting in this or Bible Black and considering how laughable the dialouge is, you almost ALMOST have to admire him for trying. I can't imagine these lines worked much better in Japanese either.
balrog13571 5 months ago
My cock got at least 10 stories high watching this vid, and fucking that box
PahoranGirl516 5 months ago
thats not a "shake" LOL
KBCsongcovers 5 months ago
THIS IS.
AMAZING.
xXbutters1234 5 months ago
whats this anime called
joshpokeninja 5 months ago
@joshpokeninja Naruto
MiscellaneousPenguin 5 months ago 283