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  • A yogurt milkshake? What the fuck am I watching?

  • HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO FUCK A BOX?

  • what anime is this

  • @demonramires1 Boko no kiku

  • Hahaha man this is terrible. I wish I could give it two thumbs up.

  • This fucking dub. It's like kids in an English class reading parts from a book.

  • Dushebags....DOOSHBAGS?

    Yeah, douchebags.

  • wtf did i just watch XD

  • Oh my god. xD

  • food´-porn and box-sex

  • This had to be made in the US lol

  • 1:42 is meme-worthy.

  • "Have you ever tried, to fuck a box?"

  • This video really rustles my jimmies.

  • is this official omfg XDDDDD

  • Nothing is non fat, and that's why the world is going to explode one day. LOL!

  • I'LL GET YOU SOME MILK AND COOKIES 8DDD

  • Is that Wesker?

  • Question, do Pornstars have to voice this?

  • My best friend and I quote this thing at school on a daily basis, mainly "my cock feels like it's TEN STORIES HIGH" and "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"

    As you may have guessed, we get many a weird looks at school from passers-by

  • best i've ever felt was as though my cock was only 7 stories high.

  • She's right... sort of... I don't know...

  • Pure poetry.

    No seriously, I think my sides burst from laughing.

  • @KuroWings41 Nope your sides burst because you along with the world will explode one day

  • @applejaksenpai xD So funny!!

  • "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?" Someone wrote that. Someone was paid to write that. And then someone was paid to say it. Douglas Adams was right the universe is weird and inexplicable.

  • @aksquash don't forget that somebody paid to watch that

  • @aksquash just like a long turd....

  • ahahahahahahahaha oh my god ahahah why

  • What the actual fuck?

  • A Time to Screw with the Audience?

  • Main guy sounds like Crispin Freeman, but as if he were trying to sound lazy.

  • Thank you for uploading this! If there's one thing to admire about hentai whether you like it or not, is just how hilariously awful the voice acting is! I LMAO throughout the whole thing!

  • Out of curiosity I decided to check out the beginning sequence subbed.

    Holy shit, they got absolutely everything wrong.

    It's so bad that I'm pretty sure they just skimmed through the whole thing and just started making up random lines.

  • @Bender10000 And that's how from generic, boring, fucked up cartoon porn, they made something actually worth checking out. I'm going to check it out...

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  • Now what the fuck did I just watch?

  • Douchebags? DOUCHEBAGS!

  • I almost bit my lip off trying not to laugh out loud...my folks are sleeping.

  • "I am aware that I have a superb titty-rubbing technique."

    holy shit is this the secret to getting women

  • WHAT THE FUCK BOB PAGE

  • @Resus4ur

    AH YES

  • I have often stirred in my sleep, thinking about the Balls-In-Your-Face Conundrum. It's a doozy.

  • 1:41 in your face

    "have you ever tried to fuck a box"

    fffffffffffffuck O.o

    what the fuck is this shit

  • Douchebags? DOUCHEBAGS!

  • Titty rubbing technique?

  • Have you ever tried to fuck a box?

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  • Kuh sue me is real cute

  • american voices>japanese voices, deal with it weaboos.

  • Wait, where are people getting the idea that Steve Blum and Kari Wahlgren are in this? These voices are definitely not them.

  • I can just imagine the translator trying to read the original, shitty Japanese dialogue and thinking "oh god, what's happened to my life?! Fuck this, I'll just write a ton of jokes!"

  • whats this anime called?

  • This is amazing. At least half the dialogue must consist of woolseyisms.

  • Oh my fucking god, my sides

  • holy shit!!

  • Best Dub Evar!

  • I want those Cookies, dood!

  • Oh my god, the lead reminds me so much of Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho".

  • And then there was the matter of time. Einstein and Abbenheimer. The theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face. ZOMFGWTFROFLMAO!!!!!

  • @guywithhead It's Oppenheimer... who the fuck is Abbenheimer?

  • lol so terrible its boss

  • nothing is nonfat, that is why the world is going to explode one day

  • This video is awesome, also the main guy sounds like hes the person from tales of mere existance

  • i like how the narrator sounds exactly like postal dude.

  • LOL GREAATT make more

  • finally a good anime

  • This isn't so much the greatest dub ever as it is the greatest writing ever. Completely serious.

  • lolmao

  • this made me roflmao hahahahah

  • LOL

  • ROFL!!!!

  • I think I heard Debbie Rabbai as one of the girls in that dub.

  • Oh God, I thought that was Blum at the start, now I can't get the idea of Urdnot 'I am Krogan' Grunt saying 'my cock feels like its 10 stories high'

  • This job sucks

  • conundrum of ... (oh god he's finally going to say something smart)

    *10 seconds later*

    nope.avi

  • "Nothing's non-fat...that's why the world is gonna explode one day"

    Oh God, my sides!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOL! I swear to god if it weren't for the dirty scenes you'd think it'd be like a professionally done abridged series.

  • why cant i find the dubbed version of this

  • clearly, the vocal talents of blum and wahlgren are way above the standards of hentai. Its either this or listening to random porn whores moaning and groaning, to which cases I switch back to the japanese audio to get my fix.

  • 0:36 Is that you Microsoft Sam?

  • I wish I could be as cool as the voice actors in this clip.

  • i love this

  • begining sounds like ego raptor 

  • Just wut?

  • This is the most hilariously awesome dub ever.

  • Buncha stupid fuckers.

  • [Night]

    "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"

    [/Night]

  • have you ever tried to fuck a box? - w -

    dat line xD

  • ROTFL

  • There's no dubs as good as Porn dubs.

  • I find this easy to fap to

  • as a voice actor I find this entire production totally fucking pro.

    I mean shit.

    Damnit.

    this job sucks!

  • @BlackStarHeroVA I'm sorry? Who are you? I've never heard of you. I'm busy listening to Steve Blum and Kari Wahlgren discuss the meaning of life to care.

  • @Nazrat84

    >saying voice actors have to be well known to do their job?

    teeheeeee

  • @BlackStarHeroVA >Greentexting outside of 4chan and trying to justify popularity despite carrying the voice acting title around.

    Get the fuck out of here before you do anything more inhumanly retarded. You are an ungodly shame and you must feel bad.

  • @Nazrat84 thats a pretty mouth you have on you

  • @BlackStarHeroVA Better than your voice acting.

  • lol

  • wtf is this i was looking for anime not hentai!! -.-'

  • i cant

    i literally cannot handle this LMFKLJSHKJGD I HAVE A SUPERB TITTY RUBBING TECHNIQUE

  • Uma Thurman if she was in a hentai.

  • "Have you ever fucked a box?"

    MY SIIIDEEEES

  • This is fucking hilarious!!!

  • This is the best shit ever i want this duber to do every anime ever

  • 2:02 six fingers

  • Have you ever tried to fuck a box?

  • LOL

  • Hentai dubs are SOOO terrible!

  • hahaha, oh wow

  • rofl! XDD sounds fan dubbed its so fuuny

  • Fuck a box now and win the season tickets!

  • I ALMOST want to watch this in it's original dub... Trying to watch this in English might be unbearable

  • I can barely breathe!! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life! 1:41 *Smack* "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"

  • anime=animation jepang

  • That was SOOOOO hilariously bad.

  • "Have you ever tried to fuck a box?"

  • @Alavistaven2012 i died when i heard that xD

  • That main guy seems like a motherfucking boss.

  • No. No, I cannot say that I have ever tried to, as you so eloquently put it, "fuck a box."

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  • This is such a fucking hick town. xD

  • Hentai was never meant to be watched subbed.

  • So. Frikken. Hornry.

  • So terrible that it's great! lol

  • I remember when i was YOUR age. Got my first dildo. It was WHITE.

  • Oh dubbers, you.

  • This is why Funimation is the king of dubbing.

  • Is it just me, or is that guy voiced by Crispin Freeman?

  • Is it bad I've seen this hentai before

  • Nothings never non-fat, that's why the is going to explode someday.

    whats wrong with this anime.

  • have you ever fucked a box?... wtf.

  • If real life was like this, I would probably still be a virgin.

  • this is a gag dub, it HAS to be

    I refuse to believe otherwise

  • @flanoirbunny It is. :P

  • Non-fat? Exploding world? What the fuck? Is he crazy!? BEST LINE EVER

  • what is this i dont even

  • what in the hell

    

  • I cant find the dubbed torrent ANYWHERE ):

  • More than a mouth full is a waste anyway.

  • It's easy to fuck a box:

    1- Make a hole in the box.

    2- Put your dick in the box.

    3- It's A Dick in The Box.

  • I can't breathe I was laughing so hard

    "douche-bags. DOUCHE-BAGS!?"

    omfg why on earth would anyone.. why

  • What is this hentai called?

  • Oh wow...

    Hentais never seem to get good dubs. Not that your supposed to watch them with dubs, anyway.

  • THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!

  • 2:02 Maybe one day we won't have this white aura around us.

  • Omg lol. Quality hentai right hurr. xDD

  • IM SO FREAKKIN HORNY!

  • I feel like I'm watching an edited anime with voice overs

  • A box?... o_O

    "Nothing is non-fat. That's why the world is gonna explode one day." But of course...

    The voices are so put on... -_-

  • PLEASE TELL ME WHO DID THE MALES DUB VOICE FOR THIS! O_O

  • "have you ever tried to fuck a box?", LOL so fucking hilarious

  • "All systems are a go.. I'm in complete control; I'm like a god overlooking his puny subjects! Oooh, it gets me hard.. THE POWER! My cock feels like it's ten stories high!"

  • "And then there was the matter of time - Einstein and Oppenheimer, the theory of relativity and the conundrum of big balls in your face. It was all a continuum - like one long, winding turd snaking its way through the universe. And, like a turd, the smell was not to be forgotten."

  • "Nothings non-fat that's why the worlds going to explode one day"

  • @IShinjiExI Non-fat? Exploding world? What the fuck.

  • We're dealing with pros here.

  • I don't know what's worse. The fact that this was created or the fact that this was created and someone got payed to dub this.

  • ok by the end i could tell this was obviously purpously made terrible.......right? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL EM THEY WERE JOKING

  • @jsh020 They were not joking.

  • Oh my god, this is fucking awesome.

    Who made this?

  • That ending line.

  • ... I'm not sure if this is real or not and we're getting fucked with but can I say this is genius? I think everyone here actually wants to shag that guy. I don't think this is real... *Checks it out anyway* The anime is called 'Time to Screw' or something? Right?

  • Favorite line: "You have ONE OF THE BETTER titty-rubbing techniques!"

    Second favorite line: "I'll bring you some milk and cookies!" "NO!!!"

  • This is fantastic. One gets the impression the dub studio was not even given a script and asked to more or less make up what they thought was going on in each scene. And the result turns what is otherwise an unremarkable (except for its truly bizarre fetishes) hentai OVA into downright comedy gold.

  • You know as bad as this is, I'm almost willing to give the guy in this credit. He's bad, but when compared to the rest of the acting in this or Bible Black and considering how laughable the dialouge is, you almost ALMOST have to admire him for trying. I can't imagine these lines worked much better in Japanese either.

  • My cock got at least 10 stories high watching this vid, and fucking that box

  • thats not a "shake" LOL

  • THIS IS.

    AMAZING.

  • whats this anime called

  • @joshpokeninja Naruto