Tyler Perrys House of Payne Season 5 Episode 1 Clip 1 of 2

[1907101]

@AllthingsSweet22.. How the fuck is that racist.? Nigga i was just saying that that shit was funny and if your lil bitch ass aint got no sence of humor then idk why the fuck you watching this damn videos in the first place anyway..!

[GurlzCrazy]

that lady is crazy

[mercylyn19]

the doctor isnt funny!

[thekoljay101]

The show is coming on tonite at 10/9c on TBS

[NubianGoddez]

I always love this one it is the bets show ever .I have seen this one 20 times .i love this show so much!!!!!!!!!

[AnthonyNiroshan]

1:31 & 1:51 WERE PRICELESS & FUNNY AZ HELL!!!

[csimiamifan10]

is the show cancelled?

[AnthonyNiroshan]

NO ITZ NOT CANCELLED, THEY PLAY IT DURING THA WEEK @ 8:30 ON TBS. PLUZ, TYLER PERRY IZ STILL WORKIN ON NEW EPISODES FOR THIS SHOW.

[mizzp212]

@csimiamifan10 no there not cancelled there just on break for right now but I think they come back on march 30th

[china4151986]

this show sucks ass I mean I still get more entertainment in fresh prince fuck this show

[hajimon123]

@china4151986 nahh this show is awesome u hav bad taste lmfao

[china4151986]

@china4151986 cmon what better madea or this crap

[mizzp212]

lol drugs are not your friends Janine

[hajimon123]

@mizzp212 lmfao

[Zaniesha100]

I would of  kick the shit out of the nurse:)

[hajimon123]

@Zaniesha100 hell yea

[BlaminicanBarbie]

I just started watching this show like a month ago. I can't believe I've been missing out on for 4 years. This is the best show ever!

[Realistic82]

This shit is not funny.....I'm black...this is what they think black people think is funny??? "Baby Momma" "Just cuz u don't know who ur daddy is"....this shit is funny? OR Stereotypical??..."I'll Slap the black off u"....people STILL laugh at this old ass 1990's joke?? THIS IS NOT WHAT ALL BLACK PEOPLE THINK IS FUNNY TYLER!!!...Your Madea movies.....THAT'S NOT HOW ALL BLACK PEOPLE ACT TYLER!!!!...this shit really been on 5 years? REALLY??? Atleast they didn't have the nerve to put it on BET

[southside3119]

@Realistic82 oh go cry a river

[Guerrillablackdog]

@Realistic82 I agree. I'm not even black and I know black comedy. This show, including Meet the Browns, are NOT funny at all. Lame ass jokes... and stuff that's VERY predictable. I have only ever laughed about 2 times, watching MANY episodes to TRY and find something funny. The Bernie Mac Show, Everybody Hates Chris, The Cosby Show, Chapelle's Show (Even though Dave Chapelle himself didn't like to do the show, it was funny) and even The Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire. THOSE are funny shows.

[cavershay]

cashew and cookie lmao!

[drbrth]

Hahha @ 6:32 so crazy they are all gettin married there! lol reminds me of a trailer for a movie called white wedding that looks hilarious!! its supposed to come out soon for dvd but im ready 2 laugh now! whiteweddingmovie. com

[turkeyfan3000]

Move away from me haciem lol

[daverocket]

@turkeyfan3000 Hakim!

[jogwolf]

This show aint that funny, i rather see good times or wayans bros

[MrDevinDouglas]

i love a nice funny family sit com like this. Its relaxing and takes me on an adventure.

[smile4peace7]

@Allthingssweet22

I was with youh until youh said light skin ppl are not black. Really? STFU! Light skin ppl are black you dumba*s. Prejudice. Smh. Youh need to take a look at yourself before youh call some one prejudice.

[aminataconteh123]

cj is so cute



[AllthingsSweet22]

i really dont like how they are treating the black woman at the counter. SHE IS VERY ATTRACTIVE AND light people are not black. prejudice evil bitches.

[damio5412]

Um it's a tv show damn y'all actin like its real life

[melodramatic7904]

I find it hard to believe that in 8-9 months of regular visits to the doctor that the second baby would not have been detected. Even if one baby covers the other, 2 babies produce two heart beats.

Also women who have twins automatically have a C-section to avoid the type of complication that came up in this very episode. I know because twins run in my family on the female side.

[ashley199550]

i still can't beleive that jaine had twins!!!! i can't even have twins

[czahair]

thst dr makes the show

[mrzbaddest93]

if yo lips touch mi face.

[KingMerlz]

Thumbs if you think curtis is one of the funniest on this show rofl

[HomskoolSwag]

"just cause u don't know who yo daddy is dont take it out on us." that was mean he didn't have to do that. But it was funny anyway.

[sincereluv4life]

I wanted to hate this show because of all the negative stuff I've heard, but some of those jokes were kinda funny, lolol

[1234adan1]

i love janine i am number 1 fannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[MYSPACECHIC201]

LOL "GET ME SOME DRUGS" Rofl

[kimburruss]

I am a HUGE Tyler fan. But this show is some of the worst damn acting I have EVER seen in my life. I get pissed off everytime it comes on. I don't see how people watch this crap. Tyler made a HUGE mistake by using actors from his plays to do sitcom. There were so many other blacks he could have choosen to do this show. The kids are the WORST actors i have ever seen. Janine was shitty in his palys and she is even worse in this show. Curtis is by far the BEST one on this show.

[1234adan1]

@kimburruss u are dum this is the best dum ass

[melodramatic7904]

@kimburruss

I want to like this show because it's a Tyler show but I feel the same way. I think Curtis is the best on his show because he's the only one, besides "rudy", who has a TV background.

[19benhead]

The Nurse is rude.

[jmurder2055]

lol

[Solowizard]

For the life of me, I don't know why this show is still on the air. Tyler Perry makes good movies, but this show is ridiculous. The Wayanes Brothers and Jamie Foxx is a hell of a lot better than this garbage. For starters, both of the so-called parents act too much like ghetto baffoons, and the acting from the other people is so fake it boarders on sarcasm.

I'M CERTAIN THIS SHOW HAS A SHORT LIFE!

[TheMissamaris]

@Solowizard My youth u need to simma down!!! wat the hell is yuh problem? Tyler Perry is making good, CLEAN entertainment an u have a problem with that??!!! I mean the man has made it happen, from homeless to plays to movies to sitcoms!!! Why can't we just celebrate??!! If you have such a pornlem YOU make your own dam show and stop discrediting this man's hard work that has been airing for SEVEN consecutive SUCCESSFUL seasons o gosh man!!!!

[Solowizard]

@TheMissamaris - I bet it won't last.

[misskimberly40]

@TheMissamaris AMEN TO YOUR COMMENT, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE HATERS OF HIS WORK LIKE SPIKE LEE AND OTHERS!

[misskimberly40]

@Solowizard STOP HATING, DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN MOVIE PRODUCTION AND MILLIONS?

[Shuntate22]

move out of my way hakeem.. lol

[AnthonyNiroshan]

TYRONE, LEROY, MOIESHA, HAKIM, LOL!!!

[m3e3t3a3l3i3c3a]

TBS has become obsessed with this show.

[adamfreud]

This is some horrible shit.

[ronoc9]

I have never seen House of Payne before, but just from this one clip, I wanna see more :D

[8ranger88]

which episode is the one he was brewing beer?

[d3tro1tch1ck]

@8ranger88 season 6 something brewing

[sasha3babe]

book5550 shut the FUCK up u PRICK this is funny Janine is my favorite actress i am her number 8 fan so FUCK off BITCHER

[thecitysenemy]

Racist fucker 

[precious2everyone]

man this video was so lol so funny so hilerious so drop dead funny

[Book5550]

People get paid for this? An elementary school play is more funny than this!

[urmommaisfattt]

@Book5550 Exactly!

[kelisler2]

ahhhhh he drinks...lmaoo

[garra6992]

The secretary is hilarious. She is a bitch and they all wanted to kick her ass.

[MrWWETNAROHECWWCW]

Curtis: What de "High Pitch"hell!?

[rjakalilbro]

hit her do not push

[rjakalilbro]

hit her

[TootieFrootiesClown]

this show is terrible, take it off the air

[MasterMik332]

@TootieFrootiesClown Yea I don't like this......

[MrFatj2008]

video is off the chain

[kijonti]

Meet the browns is a lot better! The actors on here are horrible.

[andre30032002]

curtis is crazy

[southernbell789]

I think what she means is an epidural. Ain't that some fancy name for crack?! XD that was too funny!

[nilah2457]

funny nurse gone wld haha malique was funny haha lol

[yungboy87]

@nilah2457 oh and you do no't need drugs for your baby ganeen it is not good for your babys ok oh and dont somke while your pregnat ok.

[nilah2457]

iit was funny he slapped him haha

[Shadowlegend25]

Janine is really funny here

[rmbb10]

Good episode.

[sabinator55]

c.j's wife looks like eve

[raheemwnstd6]

lol

[keeshasmall]

soul train line outside lol

[poppacharlie1]

it waz cashew & cookie dont u mean pookie & peanut lolz hahaha

[2021Noel]

yo put it to 3:06 at wacth that shit gonna be funny check out my page

[swaggstergz2009]

Heads up to randles14 you might wanna put that you disclaim this video before youtube takes it off but i love this episdoe

[AmariWilliams89]

Ella and the preacher was bout 2 tear that nurse to peices.

[kheematah1]

i know each line by heart , see here is the nurse, aren't you the baby daddy , just cause you don't know who your daddy is don't take it out on us don't talk abot my daddy i got i narrow down to three and from what i here they are all really good men

[SuperWwefan987]

there are women havin babys all the time! lmao hahahahahha!

[JayBug5434]

I love when Miranda's daddy says "Ill slap the black off you" LOL

[multisocialbutterfly]

its very funny

[Cenadxfan49]

shoo like fleas fleas dont shoo move away from meh hakim hahahahaha

[JSSTyger]

Nobody should like this show

[serdariusblain]

uthis video is the boom....................

[JSSTyger]

@serdariusblain

"uthis video is the boom"

You need to learn what a good black comedy can be. Watch

Fresh Prince of Bellaire

Sanford and Son

The Cosby Show

The Jeffersons

...and then tell me if this show holds a candle to those.

[stillstandingj]

like wen malique box curtis

[AnthonyNiroshan]

1:33 & 1:53 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[toxedo911]

0:56 do you think thats funny, , do you peple think this is appopiate???, please dont insult me just a honest and truthful reply

[SuperMIZZKEKE]

POOSH!!! LOL

[cgreenartpro1]

i like this shw/cute twins

[1907101]

lmao @ 1:53..."i'll slap the black out of you".....

This is ma show rite here

[AnthonyNiroshan]

I DIE EVERYTIME I PLAYBACK DAT PART

[AllthingsSweet22]

@1907101 i hate RACIST ASS BLACK PEOPLE.. shut the fuck up you dirty ass coon.

[rootbeerlover445]

kinda stupid she wont have the baby unless she's married

[Tonetare]

And it was refreshing to see the return of Kiki although I wish they would have given her a few more lines in the ep where Curtis becomes a barber. CJ and Janine are complete eye candy on this show. I have a mad crush on them both. CJ has a hot ass.

[Tonetare]

I love love love this show. I also love how they kind of leave you with a cliffhanger for each episode. This last episode left me hella pissed at Calvin's ex kissing him behind Miranda's back. I was just sitting there like 'ooooh' and considering Miranda is taking care of her kid. Wow! And right when Calvin and Miranda were getting back on track not only financially but in their marriage as well. I hope Miranda kills her. On a different note, Curtis and Ella are always funny as hell and...

[cardiss25]

I love you and Cj

[cardiss25]

Cj love here i wish all man was like you Cj

[alleydaprince]

Janine is the best actress on this show...huge Dede fan!!

[1simaddict1]

@alleydaprince I know and they dont show her enough if you ask me

[13queendajah]

he pimp slapped his ass

[SuperMrGeneral]

i love 6:04 when she says get the camera out my face

[34thStreetHoodNigga2]

since when did they have a live audience

[mond1979]

i love this video it is so funny

[AnimeFanGirl07]

This show is funny! ;3

[MEATLOAF760]

she wost

[PrincessToni98]

I'll slap the black off of u

[LilacStar82]

This is sooooo not The Game........

[BurnInMaLight]

I love Curtis!!!

Hhahahha he's halarious!

[teairaeaton]

Dang. It cut off right at the good part.

[GangRelatedKillings]

It's not that funny no more. It's like they have changed everything. When Maranda and calvin got married and Curtis retired it changed. And why is She still pregnant, it's been about a year, only took 3 months for janine to have her baby.

[wootay0607]

i love this one

[punanibuzzed]

this is potentially the dumbest show ive ever seen.

[MegaLoveMe19]

Love This Episode!!!! :)

[Jesse1Zionist]

get me some drugs....noooo..dun want the baby crawling in ur footsteps

[macarthur19]

This show is a Payne to watch.

[TheKing5010]

this has to be the worst fucking sitcom i have ever seen.Only reason i watch it is to see janine

[mizznikki2730]

that nurse was soo ghetto

[LADEESPARKZ123]

the doctors jkees

[Dook08]

who are you

[arianna513]

hahha i will slap the crap hahah to funny

[supersayiangoku4]

there is not ugg ooh in child birth whats is the ugg oh

yes there is tehere is a another baby in there

ugg oo!!!!!!!

[E1Reason]

this join is so funny

[LuckyStarr22]

Ha, Ha, Ha Why were they in the county?!!!!

[NetFlixCanada]

@LuckyStarr22 Atlanta

[ebonyD78]

I love love love love This show i would love to be on it one day.

[tylenol2k7]

@Zyrog well aren't you a racist little fuck.

[pleasentone69]

That's a crappy hospital, Were are they @ a county hospital?

[Tonetare]

As of the latest season, they haven't shown Kiki's tough, sassy ass at the Barber shop. I want her to come back

[Tonetare]

Curtis is fucking hilarious. This show is the best fucking African American sitcom comparable to the Martin show. I love how Janine and CJ's have improved. They're like the Jefferson's. They were in the worst condition upon the opening of the show and now have their own fancy place and such and they brought back the daughter which made me happy. Miranda and Calvin are repairing their issues but let's see if they can do as well as CJ and Janine did in repairing theirs.

[ccjoyuo]

i love this show

[jbuggz1200]

This joint waz O.D. funny i give it a thumbs up!!!!

[5901990]

hello to you know where can i download season 4 5 6

[blacknickelson]

Aaron McGruder needs to lampoon this show on Boondocks - just like he did B.E.T.

[blacknickelson]

I agree with RoguePilot14 on this, this is the worst show i have ever seen.. So many actors like Wendell Pierce (Bunk from the Wire) Rudy Huxtable and Bud from Cosby's. You find out that Allen Payne can't act at all and all of them are blinded by Tyler Perry thinking he some god and thier saviour - HE IS NOT, this is something out of the 50's lampooning and very Coonish - at first I thought it was a spoof then realised it aint. Aaron McGruder should Boondock this, just like he did B.E.T.

[REMYSzTV]

i love this show!

[LIVEFREEDIEHARD999]

wat the heck is this?!! this isn't season 5!!!!! this is season 6!!!! this is all wrong!!! man u don't know wat the hell your doing!!!

[roguepilot14]

oh, and i'm black and everybody loves raymond is a million times funnier and more clever than this show. its no fucking contest.

[roguepilot14]

this show is HORRIBLE. if you like this show, you like bad tv. its a fact. meet the browns is even worse. tyler perry sucks and madea is just an excuse for him to dress like a woman cuz he's obviously a flamer. my gaydar goes off everytime he's on screen.

spike lee knows how to properly portray black people. so did john singleton in the 90's. tyler perry uses a bunch of tired, corny, unfunny stereotypes. pure garbage. just think, if this show goes off the air, it'll make room for a good one.

[UglyBetty70]

@roguepilot14 with just this show your right on that except for tyler being gay. I 'am white and enjoy this show, it's not as good as everybody loves raymond but your comparing apples to oranges. Tyler is  not at his best with this show but it is still decent. He should get someone else to write his shows to improve quality so he can concentrate on what he knows best.

[PeterBluth]

While I do not disagree with you that he does have stereotypes in his work, I would like to ask two questions: One, what's wrong with bad TV? It's art in it's own way. Two, name me one show that does not have some sort of stereotype in it? If you can do that, I'd be stunned.

[JuJu828]

I  house of payne!

[mannnn06]

yall trippen, this is about regular black family who struggles and GOD pull them through there struggles

[bomshizzle]

This is a nightmare...and nobody can seem to admit the obvious.

[AnarkistKryst]

The Fact that no one finds this insulting or demeaning is disturbing. The only thing funny here is the amount of "black" folk posting support for this cooning buffoonery. Even more amusing is the typical response that any valid criticism must be somehow rooted in jealousy/hate... making money does not justify the degrading of one's own people. this is really bad.

[zeziman]

@AnarkistKryst its just harmless jokes

[enisijzer]

Haha, this shows scores a 1.1/10 on IMDb. That's the only funny thing about it.

[dmac509]

@enisijzer wats wrong wit u people ur crazy this show is the stuff this is mii favorite show yall dont no a good show wen u see it yall need som medication or somthin cuz yall stupid as HELL

[enisijzer]

dmac509.. I hate to bring this to you, but you're the one who's stupid as hell. You do realize you're trying to defend a dumb, horribly acted sitcom, right?

Let me tell you something about good comedies. Good comedies don't need a laugh track. It has to be naturally funny and adding a laugh track, hoping people will find even the lamest jokes funny is downright pathetic.

Have you ever seen Scrubs? The Simpsons? Futurama? Arrested Development? Six Feet Under? Dexter?

[PeterBluth]

Six Feet Under isn't a comedy series. And neither is Dexter. They had/have funny moments, but they aren't comedy shows.

[enisijzer]

@PeterBluth Yeah OK. Still though, they produce more laughs than this garbage.

[UglyBetty70]

@enisijzer why do u keep watching the videos then, if you think it's so bad???

[enisijzer]

@UglyBetty70 This is the only one I've seen. When I was on IMDb, I happened to see the page for this one and it got a score of 1.1/10. If something is rated thát low, I just have to see what it is. The show cerainly lived up to the rating.

[UglyBetty70]

@enisijzer the thing is, the more you click on this video the more demand for these shows raise up. Just sayn. But I agree that it is not his best and it could have been really good if he hired the writers.

[tellosalphabetz]

I remember the pilot episodes o boy

[Oddityworld]

This a good show and has improved signigantly

[nouseforaname72]

this show is sooooo shit..acting is TERRIBLE..storys are TERRIBLE and te jokes are TERRIBLE..why is this still on the air?

[KeePinitREAL1025]

u crazy this show is hilarious and meet the browns is even funnier

[100PercentCBfan]

HATER

[The3000truth]

this is the dumbest show ever invented to that lil grown ass lil bitch wit the big ass head....i hate tyler perry period

[Thiknes09]

who making the money? you or him? hater

[100PercentCBfan]

HATER

[hottiesinger111]

U should not be talking this is s good tv show an da new season is comin out so u need to shut the fuck up

[lotsofpeoplelie]

whack ass fucking show.theirs nothing good on tv anymore

[wendy10tv]

ill slap the black off u

[SurgeTheDarkKnight]

horrible show

[PandeGFX]

thanks tyler perry for encouraging black people to display themselves as ignorant