Alfie IS NOT THE FATHER !!! DNA TEST

[peaceWorker77]

The reality is she was looking for a father so she have sex with another guy just for blame the child for another guy. What about her cousins no body going to check it probably her cousin is the father. What if somebody else touch her and scare to say something police needs to investigate she's 15 years old what's happen with peoples mind!!!

[Armo189]

wouldnt she have bled if they had sex??? or his dick so small he didnt even pop the cherry?

[CeBxOxO]

@leixy.. thats fucked up.. why the hell would anyone want to have a baby at 13? Or period as a teenager. wtf... you need theropy clearly dumbass

[TheJowa1]

The Sex education is Fine in the UK cause I used to have to watch it!

so many sleepless nights......

[Pezzamus]

@TheJowa1 I AGREE... IT'S TRAUMATIC HERE...

[soujaboy1012]

@leixy y the fuck would s little boy want to be a dad?

[chairmansaab]

Sex machine uff word eater machine.

[stylish101babe]

well dats the thing about dating older padners are always tricky n complicated to understand o.0

[leixy]

Dude no offence but all the people who say that the 13 year old boy is not the father are just jealous that they dont have kids

[sassyk100]

@leixy but he really isnt the father...they got the dna test

[3buba4]

EWW...but ya shez rite ur HOT! i talk fast also...luv luv luv. subscribe nd i will!

[Aquatom95]

You're hot ;D

[sillypoof9]

u talk fast ... AWESOME! ... but i dont want to hav sex with a vacuum ... thats gross...

[orrrrrrale]

someone smokes speed. god damn man slow the fuck down

[xJoolzroolzx]

I Knew You Were Going To Be A FREAK Just By Reading That Title

[IBLawrence]

@jquiroz94 Lol, my mum was 42 when I was born...

[VampiresForever101]

WHERE DO ALL OF YOUR WORDS COME FROM

seriously dude, you dont even take a breath

[XXXXJosefXXXX]

Girls are liars well most of them lol I'm sexist.. watch canada's anti-father law

[jquiroz94]

...my dad had his first kid when he was 14?

[fireballl007]

Awe damn i missed the contest

[JonsProductionsxxx]

u are ugly



[JonsProductionsxxx]

u are ugly

[ZoeDunlap011]

i obeyed the monkey and when i woke up i had a banana in a place that i can only see in the mirror 0.0

[KKDAY92]

everytime you get a beer from the freezer?? lol

[discodarth]

I've got the same birthday as you.

RESPECT.

[singysam09]

You talk way to fast slow down a bit yeah x

[samspumpkin]

whoa, this guy is cute.

[zomgseriosuly]

omg you sound like a better version of Logan from big time rush haha

[Dutchwomanx]

don't forget to breathe

[turd114]

I THINK THAT ALL CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 15 SHOULD BE NEUTERED... JUST TO BE SAFE

[shirusubemonaku]

fucking irish accent

[MsThuyDuong]

Breath dude xD. Nice vid though (y).

[TheDeven47]

show us proof

[blunth1]

an easier way of working it out, alfi hasnt hit puberty so how can he be the father ?

[pikegirl17]

shutup Skittlezbaby408 !if i were in your position i wuldnt want anyone to know.your just tryin to draw attention.get a life retard.your not really pregnant and you know it

[CrazyRandomMandi]

Skittlebaby408, r u seriously pregnant? How old r u, and y r u telling every1? Do u want the world 2 no or something? Anyway sorry 4 ya Alfie but everyones right, u couldn't possibly b the farther of the child!

[ppppfish]

heh ....u said he didn't killed her....at 1:40

[Mr2cb3]

no one cares wat u think

[DavidGlennErazo]

@Mr2cb3 the show is called "what i think"..... what are YOU watching it for?

[frhzlh13]

Wow , you can talk fast ..heheh :)

[Cadderlove00]

He looks kinda like jenelle from 16 and pregnants baby!

[Cadderlove00]

he talks to much

[sunnymaboy]

o.......k u talk too fast man

[Skittlezbaby408]

I think i might be pregnant and im reall young!

[hel1223]

true dat...about the whore part! haha plus not being a pedophile but hes a little cutie! and shes busted ugly....glad the little boy came to his senses...

[saraizurarmygrl]

you went from...the boy not being the dad...to putting someone in the freezer....to having sex with random objects.....keep your head on lol

[thehottie7708]

Ha ha 4 u alphie!!!

[sethrox99]

your awsome halarious

[akasukikiller]

best rant evar!!!!!!

[TaigaToraDora]

you have great charisma~!

[annacoop0427]

The reason they did this hoax was to sell the story.  They made a BUNCH of money. Pretty sketchy people...

[KelcysWubby]

I gotta agree..fluffee talks is awesome but hey, he inspires us all to talk shi* on youtube. I love my fellow youtubers! spread love

[L4DFRED]

March 26th is my half birthday.

[HeavenlyBrawler]

Funny thing is, I remember watching a talk show where these guys liked having sex with their cars. Gasoline holes and everything...

[jotamelo]

You are sooooo cute!!! w o w!

[11missblonde]

you talk too much

[dochouselover]

i like the way you talk. you didnt waste a single second of my time from the time i played ur video. gud job.

[AssassinK32]

as i said before 15 year old biatch

[shaneweasl]

why is a 13 year old having sex? espesially one that looks like hes not even old enough to have sperm or going through puberty.

[BigGleek27]

Man I am glad tht he is not the father!!!!!!!! You speak just like i do really fast!

[valerychavez323]

lol 

[TootyMe1]

Even though im young i like to watch ur vids they r cool .. just maybe talk like a bit slower but i surely understand every single word when u talk fast ! :) love ur Youtube Show!

[YNSS1994]

YOU LOOK YOUNG ;OOOOO

ur like 15 or 16?;/

[KaliMendez15]

Thats what i said!

That BITCH got Alfie really good,

He was smart enough to do a DNA test..

Ohh boy, lots of whores poppin out everywhere..

[taytay1234happy]

you know you talk a lot ha ha ha but good info hahahahaha soo jk

[Emma0oo]

Holy shit you have tó much energy. XD

[Neidy8]

you talk really fast.... how do you do that??....*without getting tongue tied *....

[softballluver430]

dude ur hot

[14Jeydon]

how old r u????? n plus dnt judge pple datz not nice!!!!

[BluePenguin8D]

This is the first I have seen of your show while looking up different versions of this specific story. I think you are so inteligent, and you speak very well, and quickly. Ohh, and you're extremely adorable, so I'm subscribing. :]]

[kanyeandrhiana332]

i bet that boy is depressed at that

[liliokilani]

That kid Alfie has not even hit puberty yet!

[Billkaulitzluver101]

Alfie had one ugly-ass girlfriend

[64xD]

poor baby

[DestinyAIM]

you speak so fast.. :O:O

[dominic361]

Does that kid even have sperm?

[Illidan1337OG]

morray ive seen 30 seconds and i cant take any more your the biggest douche ive seen on youtube all damn week

[AlfieWilRus]

you know whats weird my name if freaking ALFIE

[ultimatodetinapay]

@AlfieWilRus lolol

[AlfieWilRus]

@ultimatodetinapay I know and its also my real name

[flyingmonkeys64]

LOL. He completely changed subjects. From Alfie and his douchnozzle to a man screwing a vacuum. Lmfao!

[TheJazmin105]

u talk fast...

[pheonixbro191]

lol nice vid ur really to the point i like that! lol

[samsam0814]

i like the u talk ! i wish i could talk so fast as like that but yet could be understood.

[aluminiumplastic]

My stomach turned when I heard this story, thank GOD he is not the father.

[LLLLLLE7]

How fast do you talk!? =D

[MultiCrazyLeo]

You & Flufee are hilariuos, but if u r in competition with Fluffee, then u can through in the towel cuz Fluffee is definetely funnier! No offense!

[Kathleenstr]

your cute ;D .

[karaa1421]

i heard once on the radio that someguy had sex with a car o.O

[pureefficient]

wtf. Is this guy trying to make a baby cborg by fing a car?

[PinkIzDaNewBlack]

Lol

DOUCHENOZZLE!

[juliejujuroxs]

u talk to much if u would talk a little bit slower it would sound like less cuz its sounds like u will never stop talking lol

[xXKittyxCat]

you remind me of the guy who plays anakin skywalker from episode 2 lol

[AubreyCamarillo]

wow dude you talk fast but i understodd which creeps me out o.O

[SaintBEEP]

sex with a public vacuum...LOL

[axkaiosi]

dude, u talk too fast..but never mind.

[AB1L3D]

i wouldnt want to be stuck with that whore either!

[CosmosStudios]

Aaaah you crazy me!!! Why you talk so fast, I didn't understand a word! lol

[ohBAMitsLINDSEY]

this is so gross. he looks like he's 5 and she looks like she's 35. yuck.

[hattrick116]

dude the youngest parents were 8 and 9! It's crazy!

[aligogirl]

omg the 15 ur old mom is such a slut but omg u r soo awesome!

[nathaliesofie]

how old are you anyway?

[WhatIThinke]

moi? i just turned 23 on oct 4. 09

so im a whole year older now :)

I know i look young

[nathaliesofie]

@WhatIThinke

23? woow, I thought you were like, 17-18 or something.

it's not a bad thing to look young. I like it

[AkamaruK]

you look 17 o.o...

[NMaalo]

@WhatIThinke how did u get from a young boy to a coffin to beer to vacuum cleaner sex IM CONFUSED!!! all this and more in 3:36

[nathaliesofie]

omg, you´re HOT!! hahaha, seriously, you are!

And i liked your "speak" very much. keep going =)

[KWANLOONGTER]

They are just using the kids to make a convincing story to get a lot of fucking moneys..don't they..??

[deceyboy]

Alfie goes to me school ahaha

[hihuha1000]

awsome video bro you speak very good also ( no joke) mak some more vids like this ones I really enjoy watching them :p you rock

[WhatIThinke]

im glad you enjoy my videos, in the process of shooting one right now :)

this is one of my earlier videos but im keeping the show going almost everyday with a new video.

Thanks,

ANdrew

[44punkrock44]

fluuffee better then u...

[WhatIThinke]

ya cuz i keep on saying how im better than flufee all the time.

Do you really have nothing better to do with your time on youtube.

Just click next.

[sexythingys]

Jerry Springer, watch out...

[TraceBot2point0]

MAURY MAURY!

[To6yandChr1s]

d00d... guys 11 and up can spunk..

[NickThePumpPlaya]

o well she still fucked a 13 year old who looks 5 and my nuts were hairy at 13 =p

[weehm]

I HATE YOU

[joshpeckwannabe]

my nuts look like your face

[WhatIThinke]

you must have really pretty nuts ;)

[VannaSawannah]

Haha.

Agreed.

[smellymanC]

I had sperm at 13. A full set of hairy pubes too.

[TheAntMeister]

I wonder if that's what Maury's envelopes are filled with, a piece of paper with NOT crudely written on it in pencil.

[TheAntMeister]

March 26th is my birthday >_>

[mecool469]

GoooooD Job =)!

[bethanybrowniscool]

dude, wow. he's such a dumb boy... lmao. i mean seriously, it's common sense you have to use protection!

Oml, he's retarded.

[AshleyLecksi]

Are you really telling people you had sperm when you were 13? Honestly... why?

[imcoolerthanyoutoo]

i had sperm when i was 13 too

and i was a quite a bit smarter than alfie lol

[ValeriaBermudez]

is this true? hes not the father or what?

[WhatIThinke]

yes its true, HES NOT THE FATHER

it was all a big lie and scam LOL

[ValeriaBermudez]

oh my gosh... wow lol thanks for letting me know. keep ur head up

[DARKSPARTEN119]

yea 7 other douchbags may be lol

[dillonandrews69]

dude did u really just say douchenozzle LMFAO

[bitchcat123]

Shut The Fuck Up And Stop Talking So Fast...

[kingchubs45]

your not the father beotch lol

[brut88plus]

mr.eyebrowns..haha...wellllll im sure the Alfie dont even have sperm

[bassist4lif3]

i had sperm when i was 13

[brut88plus]

hah lol so its only me who didnt lol

[mrisaac1995]

Ur a late bloomer if u didnt lol. But i guess some ppls balls dont drop till later

[GhostFerret3000]

If youre trying to imply that you had reproductive cells when you were thirteen then woopdee do , this kid concieved the child at 12 , babys just dont pop out in a week.

[taylorbumbum]

okay... kinda unnecessary and i dont think anyone needed to know that

[bonjoouurr]

yes this happend in my town, eastbourne

chantel shagged 7 other boys

she went to my primary 4 years ago..

and im in year 10 our sex education is.. errmm..

well i had to put a comdon over a black dildo hahaha lets just say uk is weird.

[sweetcakes72186]

LOL....You are so freaken' funny.....

[preppy23reeper]

omfg this guy is hilarious! i love him already! nahh just kiddn but still this is true :P

[satchidananda]

i like all your videos

[IScoPezX]

lol

[jaime5425]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KyuubiNarutor]

lol about the vaccum but anyway, back to topic, it isn't freaking right for a 13 kid to be a father, he looks like he's 8 or so, he hasn't even hit puberty, and the thing is you said it like he didn't want the baby, but reporters have said that when asked to do it he responded "I've never heard of such a thing" and he wanted the baby, the mother said he was devastated after discovering he wasn't a father, something's not right with those kids...

[doggeris]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

[allthatgirlcoronado]

2:42 WHEN HE SAID U COULDNT HAVE U FOUND A hole

[xxbeachbabe09xx]

oh my god u talk loads x hahahaha ! not a problem . its wrong shes 15 and the alleged dad is 12 , real dad is 4 / 26 dont know

[princesspanda01]

hahah the 15 yr old slag

[TheParanana]

It's a sick indictment of Britain's sexist and discriminatory legal system. She's a sex offender who abused an underage boy. The headlines should read 15 year old child abuser jailed, not 13 year old boy a father.

[generaltodd2]

lol stupid Britan!!!

[AliciaBaybii]

Britain isnt stupid.

[Molly9697]

The real dads name is Tyler. He is 14 (which is not much better than 13)

[TheZeus022]

LOL THE VACUUM! that got a subscription lol!

[nopirtti]

Britain really doesn't have a great healthcare system... It's full of problems. it's not too bad, but definitely not great.

[ViciousAloisius]

Britain does not have a great healthcare system, I don't know where you're getting that information.

[aya0210]

you talk wayyyy too much! makes you look gay

[WhatIThinke]

u mean sound gay?

LOLZ not the case either way if u watch my show but thanks for commenting :)

[benjiisgangsta]

lol i go to his skl in willingdon near eastbourne evry1 knew he wasnt the dad for ages before this date

[DuchessAliana]

ROFL Maury...You are NOT the father!!! xD

[rightnerdyflabby]

i actually love you :L

[serpake]

Alfieeeeee! How could you believe that by giving Chantelle a blowjob, even a sloppy one, could she become pregnant? Hahaha, Britons are sooooo naive! And they girlfriends so bitches! Poor boy! Learn that prior to have kids one should fuck the girl!

[buzzurk1]

give her a blowjob?? if u can give a girl a blowjob then i dont think they a girl.

[serpake]

Hahaha, sorry, a mistake. receive a blojob not give it! Well, you know transsexuals...girls with dicks. Horror scenario!

[Soccertz1]

wow, you need to slow down! Your rate of talking is soooo annoying.

[dondycluck]

LOL patten looks like the girl younger brother

[xNUTTHOWZE]

hahaha. YOU are pretty funny.

[warnoy]

helloo! dude.... Your cute! ... nice point of view at very first i dont believe that alfie is the father...

[npcbjordan23]

ur videos r awesome

[yorkandpomona]

ummmmm well you know he is prob capable of having a kid .....it doesnt matter how little he looks he is 13

[wizard432]

Hahaa this is great:) I love your accent!