GlaDOS voice for TomTom GPS devices

[Staack117]

Hah, very nice. This helps me crack a smile, while commuting.

[Sercil00]

This is hilarious!

I was just taking the highway. Suddenly, GlaDos says something like: "you should have left the highway 100m ago. That was a joke. Ha ha. Leave the highway in 2 kilometers and..."

Can't wait to see if it has more stuff like that.

Just one problem. I reached my destination and remained in the vehicle to wait for my cake, as she said. But after one hour wait, the party escort still didn't arrive and no cake was served ;( . Is it a bug with Glados or is my GPS broken?

[ozonerayquaza33]

I could be listening this all the time ;D

[bobdaugherty820]

I want this video on my MediaPad unit.

[TheKirkenjerk]

Will this work on the iPhone versions of Tom Tom?

[Krytie2X4B]

@TheKirkenjerk I don't have an iPhone so I'm not sure, but my guess is that it should. Try it and see. :-)

[timerider4]

Used to have a TomTom One and just got a Via. I want to install it on that.

[crapweezel]

For those looking for the Garmin version: wwwDOTmegauploadDOTcom/?d=IWJX­32A3

[megaspeed2]

if you turn the wrong direction you can just shoot a portal behind you then infront of you! :D

glados should have just said to do that instead of "aperture science advises you to turn around" :D

[SHABYDONNER]

I want this for my Garmin so bad :(

[keyblade419]

Does this work with any of the newer TomTom models, or is it just me?

[Gahoyify]

:'D OH MY GOD I WANT IT!!!!!

[SpadesNeil]

I'M THROWING MONEY AT MY SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

[lilacpilgrim13]

I don't even drive and I want this.

[jojogape]

Heh.

You pressed "Test".

[Krytie2X4B]

@jojogape Hehe, oh yeah!

[FacePwn64]

I hope she doesn't lock the windows when I fart... then I'd be suffocating in my own neurotoxin.

[NorfKhazad]

Someone needs to figure out how to make this work with android phones.

[TheBeyBladeNation]

no garmin voice? ='(

[CassiaBlueLava]

Please, PLEASE make one for Ovi Maps, I BEG YOU! :D

[benhrocksatgmail]

Downloading it right now!

[sproket343]

Well played sir.

[azzajess]

Is it possible for you to have them in .ogg audio files, so that way they could be used on more navigation devices. Dont have to renaame it, i could do that myself but it would be great if you can!!!!!

[Krytie2X4B]

@azzajess Yeah, OK. I still have the .ogg files. I'll send you a message with a link.

[FMAlchemistress]

@Krytie2X4B Any way I could also get these OGG files?

[eivindoh]

@Krytie2X4B Could I please get the ogg files as well?

[stickfodder]

@Krytie2X4B Is there any way you could make the .ogg files available for public download?

[Krytie2X4B]

@stickfodder I could, but I spent a long time working on them and I'd rather they not be publicly available to anyone. If someone really wants them they can ask me on here.

[LetYaRock]

does it work with other navigation systems?

[Krytie2X4B]

@LetYaRock No, this is TomTom only.

[Dragonfloe]

comes packed with a neurotoxin generator for your car's air conditioner.

[JohnEvansChaoseed]

This is a triumph.

[OBZeta]

Would actually learn to drive just for this

[ensvensktiger98]

GLaDOS has new job now xD

[videodumpage09]

Epic!! You are a genius!

[XxheartlessgirxX]

Now I want a tom tom

[Trif4]

Awesome, would be even more awesome if you used the actual voice files and just found lines saying the right things :P. Maybe edit the real files a tiny bit? For example, there's a part in Portal where she said "You should have turned left before" or something, you could use the word left from there etc. :P.

[TheMightyKawama]

This is genius

[tailsfan13]

If I had a GPS....I'd want this...XD

[KrazyKacophony]

This is awesome. ^.^

[xXDarkCallistoXx]

Is this also for Garmin? If not please do make it for Garmin also! <3

[myzteron]

tom tom xl i had one in my rx8, it was either glados or mr t. great way to help pass the time, even funnier when the tom tom started to overheat and you would get a continuous stream of wrong information until you opened the window and held it outside for a minute to cool off.

[Urnam7]

"Turn left, into tree."

"...I can't believe you did it. You really do have brain damage."

[283kieran]

"Make a U-turn now, You Monster" I WANT THAT ONE!

[wolvestorms]

we need a Cave johnson voice for the gps

[ZombehDog]

@wolvestorms while spontaneously shouting about combustible lemons!

[GR33NTHUNDAH]

@wolvestorms "Make a breif stop riiiiight... there. NO NOT THERE YOU DU- *groan* Just go left and relocate. NO, MY LEFT! Yes, my left. Technically, I'm facing you. So thats your right. So the other right you missed was accually a left. Wait... Let me think..."

[vulcangrl13]

...................... :D

[hardcoretrance101]

GLaDOS on Helium?

[Laurie0228]

7 people are afraid to travel with GLaDOS O.o

[gretschbriansetzer]

well thats a gps id rather follow^^

[meowmeowkazoo]

I can't wait for this voice to be compatible with my TomTom. It sounds just like her. :)

[WendyWisemanFisher]

OMG I want a GlaDOS GPS for my andriod phone!

[Keiyoko]

What particular tom tom version is that? I have the VIA series and it doesn't seem to be compatible.

[Krytie2X4B]

@Keiyoko I'm using an old TomTom ONE (same family as the Go 300/500/700) although I have version 8.204 of the software. I'm afraid I don't know anything about the voice compatibility with later models.

[Keiyoko]

@Krytie2X4B Actually, it works with the current XL series (mine is XL 350). on the tom tom website it says that the GO series and the VIA series don't support any of the voices they have for sale on their website. Thought I'd share that with you :).

[sisisspore]

*driving to fast*

SLOW DOWN, or there will be no cake!

[THAREALDAN]

There should be one of Simon from the Yogscast. Now THAT would be funny! Good job anyway! Really does sound like that crazy robot.

[treeonice]

That, is possibly the most awesome thing ever.

[lordofdarkrai98]

"cake and grief counseling will be available at the end of your journey"?! Er... Maybe I won't go on the trip, then...

[clubpenguin235]

That sounds NOTHING like GLaDOS

[carusofilming]

@clubpenguin235 SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[clubpenguin235]

@carusofilming Why dont you? it sounds exactly nothing like GLaDOS

[carusofilming]

@clubpenguin235 JUST SHUT UP!

[clubpenguin235]

@carusofilming I'd rather not.

[carusofilming]

@clubpenguin235 *fires his laser at clubpenguin235*

[clubpenguin235]

@carusofilming ...

[toysrmine37]

Instead of saying you're going the wrong way, she should have said "This vehicle will be consumed in deadly neurotoxin if the vehicle does not turn around."

[anyyany]

I want this on my iPhone TomTom :D

[MistressMareth]

I wonder if GLaDOS makes your GPS try to kill you. I can imagine it now. 'After three hundred yards, turn right, then proceed six miles straight down to receive your cake.'

[ZachGuy00]

oh my goodness, that oppostie direction thing made me laugh

[LoneGuardian09]

so i can't get the the voice file into my tomtom, and all three of those sites tried to install tracking cookies on to my laptop. any chance you could put it on tomtom home?

[Krytie2X4B]

@LoneGuardian09 I tried to put it on TomTom Home before but it wouldn't work properly for some reason. The 3rd dropbox link should be fine, it just links directly to the file.

[zeebra71]

Get wheatleys voice

[HongKongOblong]

I think i would prefer a Cave Johnson voice...

[Spaz645]

i'm so getting tomtom now...

[MMRED]

They need to make a Christopher Sabat GPS:

"This form of navigation has been passed down the Armstrong family line for GENERATIONS!"

"Turn left! For the good of the state!"

"My muscles are telling me you need to make a right turn! Could muscles like these possibly be WRONG?!""

[Britt19955]

I want a GPS now just so I can hear this in my car. XD

[level5productions]

@ZunnieShine no need to call me names

[Aussie27Legend]

Wow, I'm impressed.

[FrankSinatron]

At the end of your destination you'll recieve cake? oh sssshhhhiiiiii

[KKamy123]

no it dose kind of sound like her

[Pikachu4170]

Make It for garmin and magellan!!

[MatheusMK3]

Cake will be available at conclusion of your journey.

[level5productions]

that sounds nufin like GLaDOS like if u agree

[Krytie2X4B]

@level5productions Short of employing Ellen McLain herself to record the lines, it would be difficult to make a voice sound exactly like GLaDOS. Like if u agree.

[Disturbingdarkmind]

@Krytie2X4B How did you make that voice, anyways? Sounds pretty good.

[Krytie2X4B]

@Disturbingdarkmind I used a Text-to-speech website and then ran the lines through Melodyne.

[ZechsMerquise73]

@Krytie2X4B They could at least get a woman to do the voice so it doesn't have obvious male features.

[ZunnieShine]

@level5productions

I disliked you're comment, idiot.

I disagree!

[obsidialord]

@level5productions yet nobody thumbed that up...

[Scoonezy132]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[Jonasv20]

is this text to speech? or prerecorded?

[Krytie2X4B]

@Jonasv20 It's Text-To-Speech

[Jonasv20]

@Krytie2X4B do you have a pc version of this tts? :)

[Krytie2X4B]

@Jonasv20 I used the AT&T TTS website. Just Google it.

[Jonasv20]

@Krytie2X4B Hmm yeah, but they don't have a glados voice do they? :p i'm only interested in the voice of glados as a tts.

[Krytie2X4B]

@Jonasv20 I used the "Claire" voice and than ran it through Melodyne to make it sound like GLaDOS

[JanyPL]

I hate tomtom. Why? They are selling users infos to police :P

[flarn2006]

@JanyPL Don't worry, they said they didn't know they would use it for law enforcement. /s

(They really did say that, google it)

[MsLawliet83]

o.o i wouldnt trust GLadOS telling me where to go. she might lead my into dangerous situations as a "test" >>

[Phantom95music]

Turn right and drive your vehicle into the Aperture Science Incinerator..... Make no attempt to get out. In 100 metres, scream in pain. Have a nice day :)

[Lowdog002]

Can you get it for your phone?

[Krytie2X4B]

@Lowdog002 As far as I know this will work for the TomTom software on phones too, but I haven't tested it.

[invaderzimnut]

I love you for this.

[wizardman1999]

O_O awsome

[ClichedNameFTW]

Is having GLaDOS tell you where to go REALLY a good idea?

"Take a- right hand turn, INTO THE LAKE, in five- hundred- feet."

[betweenXtheXstars]

MOTHER OF GOD.

[cplover3009]

Would you REALLY trust glados with you're life that you're going the right way? o.o

[xXxSparrow200xXx]

My mom has a TomTom.

I'll force her to get that GLaDOS voice later. :]

[lazicful]

You're not even going the right way. You should have turned left before. It's funny, actually, when you think about.

[djHaQ]

She promises cake at every destination. Son of a bitch.

[evilr32]

is there a navman one?

[Krytie2X4B]

@evilr32 I don't know. I don't have a Navman GPS.

[sicktheleet]

holy cow thx man! its doesnt sound 100% perfect but i couldnt find any better

[PatchCornAdams721]

I'm going to get a license, a car, and forget my way around so that I need one of these.

[Arnodude53]

holy shit GlaDos is in that dudes gps

[cannongamesx]

I want a tomtom just for this!

[Somethingproductable]

HOLY SHIT THIS FANTASTIC. I'm going to happy to death.

[thelegendoflink52]

Yessssssssssss.

7 people don't like GLaDOS watching them while they drive.

[TheArcath]

Is there a way to get this on my iPhone TomTom?

[Krytie2X4B]

@TheArcath I don't have an iPhone, so I'm not sure but it should work. A quick google shows that you will probably have to replace one of the standard voices.

[TheFRiTZBURG]

Does this work for Garmin also? The GlaGPS is kind of boring, with only directions and nothing else.

[Krytie2X4B]

@TheFRiTZBURG No, sorry this voice is only for TomTom.

[Oblivion4700]

That is so cool

[Notokayipromise]

Hory shit.

[Thisisforvortex]

what is the text to speech used ? *.*

[Krytie2X4B]

@Thisisforvortex I used the AT&T TTS (Claire voice).

[Ketsui]

So, who delivers the cake at the end?

[SuperRandomdude12]

At the end of all uses, it should instantly set up a route to the nearest cake shop. XD

[kyosho94]

holy shit this is awesome

[Kristoffa80]

Don't suppose there's one that talks in meters?

[Krytie2X4B]

@Kristoffa80 This voice will do both yards and meters.

[XAbsoluteXEpicnessX]

O_O I want

[EpicFunkey]

Turn back, or I will kill you.

[TheLordGir]

Now i wish i had one of those

[cire311]

xD GLAdOS O_O

[mAdmAn948]

You don't even know where you're going. I feel sorry for you, I really do.

[Nikiudel]

She''l lead you to Aperture Laboratories and you'll become a test subject.

[digidude512]

I want to get a Car and Sat Nav JUST for this.

[TLRDarkout]

This video just made me realize how different the lines are for GLaDOS in portal 1 and portal 2

[Attackofthehank]

the voice sounds a little off... is this the same voice actor?

[Krytie2X4B]

@Attackofthehank No, it's a Text-To-Speech voice.

[mikuchan1993]

GLaDOS is working fpr TomTom now ?! :D:D

[Colobotwymiata]

I'd buy a GPS only for this.

[Ashanmaril]

"Turn right in 0.8 miles, but if you had any sense of direction, you'd already know that."

[OshSmoshBGosh]

The cake is a lie.

[evantaur]

i need tomtom now :P

[sameo1000]

where she said you are currently heading in the wrong direction she should have said the in-game "you aren't even going the right way" or "where do you think your going?"

[Krytie2X4B]

@sameo1000 Yes, hindsight is wonderful...

[HarduntheRanger]

@sameo1000 Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going...

[PsychicSeagull]

Is this real or does it lie? Some say stuff like "Do an infinite miles" or "illegal u turn" etc...

[Krytie2X4B]

@PsychicSeagull No, the directions she gives are correct.

[max214111]

Cake at the end of a trip? *smiles*

[julianp0e]

All the dislikes are actually Skynet jealous.

[samzeman123]

6 people had it say 'you will be baked and then there will be cake!

[RS14988]

where's the garmin one? i wanna put it on my dad's and screw with him a bit XD

[Krytie2X4B]

@RS14988 It's in the related videos: /watch?v=jc16D3W_aUY

[zerosvc2]

What program did you use?

[Krytie2X4B]

@zerosvc2 Melodyne

[SamhainTheDark]

WHY CAN'T I DOWNLOAD THIS TO MY TOMTOM?! *cries uncontrollably*

[Krytie2X4B]

@SamhainTheDark I just checked all three download links in the description and they all work. What problem are you having?

[SamhainTheDark]

@Krytie2X4B ... links? ... Yeah, I'm a fucktard. Excuse me.

[EvilDemonism]

She'll probably try to burn you alive or kill you with turrets, or "deadly neurotoxin"

[TehOrkyMan]

HELLS YEAH!

[RealShadowhedgehog]

I'm buying a gps just so I can have this :D

[thegrief13]

@RealShadowhedgehog same here!!!

[fmasterish]

Oh come on! Why is it not "Where do you think you're going. You should have gone left before. I don't think you're going where you think you're going"

[AllAroundComputer]

(turns on recording device) "Day One: No cake yet and I have waited in my car for my cake. Is it a lie?"