Lisa.
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From: DashieXP
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  • What's the song at the end

  • MANN he's taken :(.  ( jk jk)

  • i tried to answer my phone when dashie's went off..lol TWEEEEEAK!

  • I was wondering why his head was down all that time.

  • LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE! LMAO!

  • ooo dashie gonna choke-a-bitch lml

  • Elena from the Vampire Diaries

  • I'm Rollin right now!

  • -_- !?!??!?!

  • awesome! how didd you do the face scan at the end? you guus freakin rock

  • the girl in the thumbnail looks like mia from degrassi. (i dont watch vampire diaries so i dont know her character name there lol)

  • Chch

  • Why you take me to McDonalds, ughhhh. lol I Love your videos Dash

  • @MegaFast24 he is not doing it just to sing he is just trying to be entertaining

  • the guitar tune...

  • what happened to that bad bitch named cinnamon

  • NO AUTOTUNE!

  • Tuner sahn xD

  • ugh, i think the guitar was meant to be out of tune.

  • yo... dashie.. tune that guitar.. SIR PLEASE

  • new ass camera

  • hahaha epic face at the end

  • SO I GOT THIS JOINT RIGHT HERE SO I WAS HOPING WE COULD KINECT XD

  • no wonder you can skip that 16 second ad, it has a hot chick in the beginning so you don't want to skip it.

    Good play...

  • my name is Lisa 2!

  • TUNE THAT SHIT

  • WAIT, i gota ask this, did u actually get a kinect or did u just get the box from someone? your xbox is broken so wats up!

  • damn that shit was poppin

  • wow at how out of key that guitar is lol

  • 2:04 epic face :))

    

  • Lmao tf, tune that thing!

  • Dashie the game comin in 2020! it's called "gggcccuh"

  • yea, I also got her THIS hurr, cause I was hopin' me and her could Kinect

    Me: ODing from laughter

  • Yo Dashie why Lisa look 13 tho?

  • LOL!!!! I remember babe, when we first met, you was like "why did you take me to McDonald's?" I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!

  • Tha song at the end is gooder den a b*tch

  • whats dat song on the end?

    

  • @kingkilla1415 Sounds like a "Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips" remix.

  • #No Autotune

  • Its supposed to sound jacked up, thats what makes it humorous.. wtf ppl?

  • nice

  • @DashieXP ever sense i heard that ringtone i been hearing it on T.V shows none stop lol.

  • is the song that he puts at the end downloadable anywhere?

  • Yeah.

    I'm just mad that the guitar was horribly out of tune,

  • Who else thought it was his phone ringing?

  • i was expecting the black guy from annoying friend who fucked Dashie bitch to show up but that cross eyed dude suprised me and had me rollin

  • next time might want someone who can cross there eyes better..

  • good video, but SIR PLEASE! Tune that guitar!!!

    

  • @TheBoozeAndTattoos I think it was ment to sound like that

  • @TheBoozeAndTattoos INDIE! lol

  • KINECT 0___________0 LOOOOOl

  • i was waiting for that classic ohhhhh at the end lmao

  • Guysth :D

  • xD

  • Litha

  • *answers phone* Yeah what's up Lisa? Yeah, he doesn't know... alright bye *does cross eyed tounge out look*

    LOL Classic

  • hahahah awesome twist

  • What happened to Cinnamon?

  • How come maboi put on the dashie face at the end, though? xD

  • where can we get that dubstep version of milk cookies soda chips SONNNNN!!!??!

  • mortal kombat lets do thisssssssssssss

    yea sonnn!!!!!!!!!

  • When the phone rang i was like.. then i realised i don't have a Iphone

  • That Kinect box was empty.

  • new mortal kombat where the fuck you at.

  • Dashie, i been supportin you since Dashie vs Jason 1! i watched all your videos and liked most. id really appreciate if you could help me get some views and subs.i have a capture card but cant figure out how to use it so i record from the tv.plz thumbs up this comment so he can see. Thanks :]

  • my-lisa... YOU REALLY GONA DO ME LIKE THAT MY-LISA?!?!?

  • 32 People doent want to see a Mortal Kombat video which means they obviously hate America and Baby Kittens

  • lisa your really gonna do him like that lisa

  • 32 people didnt get a number one

  • OH SNAP I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY PHONE RINGING, IM LIKE WTF MY PHONES ON VIBRATE.

  • when the phone went off I was like wheres my phone

  • HAHAHA!

  • Dammm love the lyrics

  • Wow. I thought it was real for a second. LOL

  • Lisa is my mom's name! Oh man, this is awkward! 0_o

  • Hell yeah I want a 10th Mortal Kombat! Thumbs up if you agree.

  • Cuz i was hopin we culd connect haha

  • That song at the end was fire,what song is that?

  • graphics at the end is sick madddddddd

  • dude wasnt even cross sided when he looked up

  • @DashieXP man why don't you do any more phone times

  • Lol Lisa wat

  • WITH SUM DUDE A CROSS SIDE DUDE..............IF I HAVE 2 CATCH THIZ MUTHAFUUCKA HES DEAD 1:25-1:35LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • classic! lol

  • wtf i was wearing headphones and when the phone went off i was lookin for my phone, then i felt dumb

  • Yo ,is this voice coming from your ass?

  • this part had me rolling 1:30

    YO OOOHHH

    YO LISA

    EEEWWWW SHIITTTT GUURRLLLL!!!!!!!

  • @Pero1107 nope I have a touch screen HP. My keyboard is broker then a bitch

  • I wonder whats gunna happen when dashie finds out....

  • You...need...to...tune...that.­..guitar...

  • is that J-Thwag?

  • LISA ANN GOES DEEP

    lol

  • awww, who ever would cheat on Dashie is some dumb bitch!

  • @cenamontana1989 I agree...I would get with Dashie and lock him up in my basement. I'll let him out the basement just to make videos, but only for those purposes.

  • @AngieVirgoXP does Dashie know ur stalking him angievirgo? i swear u were the one that threw her pantis at J swag....

  • @BattletoDeath HA! I think Dashie has a clue, lol. Yes, I did in fact throw my panties at J-Swag. :-p

  • Lisa Ann

  • Lmao!!!!!

  • ummm, saw the joke coming........I hated it....this was worst then bad video or some shit like that........really hated it.

    <--true fan

  • Tragic, by I see you rockin the Hollister my boy!!!

    ....but thats besides the point ;p

    

  • Thumbs up if you thought your phone was ringing @ 1:00

  • thumbs up if you clicked on this vid because

    A: dashiexp made is

    b thepic on the vid looked like nina doberv :)

    ima real......im here for both lololol

  • That ws dirty

  • I think I shit myself from the laughter

    .

  • Make a part two

  • How come somebody is always taking Dashie's girl from him? Seriously Dashie, you gotta work on that.

  • The Fuck?

  • theres this girl at my school named lisa and she always be moaning so we call her the Mona Lisa. like Moaner Lisa.

  • LOL DashieXP is the best

  • Lol he said up for his phone was ringing she was not at the movies last night player

  • AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNnnnnnnnnnd i just set it as my ringtone

  • can you give us a link or download to the song at the end. Its the best!!

  • Asfjffgjffsegjffr that guitar is so not tuned :s

  • i thought that was my iphone lol

  • i learned this whole song

  • WHEN I CATCH THIS MOTHAFUCKA! HE'S DEAD!!!!!

  • 0:45-1:00 makes my day everytime

  • lmfaaaaoooooo

  • Lyrics if you want to sing along.

    (verse1) Listhaaaaaaa, Ohh Listha-a-a-a

    Yoh, I Remember babe when we first met, You was like why did you take me to McDonaaaldsssth?

    I knooooow

    I got you a number one (why?)

    Cause you my numbah...O-o-o-one a-a-a-a-a aaahhh...NO AUTOTUNE

  • why mcdonalds

  • Bomb as always!!!

  • the kinect part was hilarious lmao.

  • lol was the RC car supposed to make the sound of Dashie driving away?

  • i noticed that i neva seen a video of dashie without his hat

  • yo watch this high.....you'll wont make it 5 seconds till you burst out in laughter

  • lmfao hilarious

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  • Yo Dashie if you can get the chick in the thumbnail to come do a Lisa 2 video then that would be GOODER & COOLER DAN A BITCH!

  • @TheYugiBroChannel That's not gunna happen. She's a famous actress. She's been in Degrassi and The Vampire Diaries.

  • @heylolitaa I know that but it's would still be cool if he did get her in the video yah know?

  • lmaoooooo that guitar is so out of tune hahahahahahaahah I cannot stop laughing hahhaa.

  • Dope ending

  • The guitar is a little out of tune. :( other than that is great!

  • I need The Link To this Song!!!

  • I like the new end credits 2:09

  • the way hes singing omg

  • We Want Bakk Da Mortal Kombat comedy vids. YOU GOIN DO ME LIKE DAT MILEENAAAAAA!!!! lmaooo

  • "LISTSAAAAAA, LITSAAA-AA-A-A-AAAA!!!"

    PFFFFFHAHAAAHAAHAHAHHAHA!

  • Dashie stop fucking around and go back to them Mortal Kombat and The Offended videos... REAL TALK

  • MK!!!!!!!!

    

  • @DashieXP u should git up wit that angievirgoxp chick, seems like a stalker tho. nvm.

  • @14ubtch I agree with the first part of your comment. BUT! I'm not a stalker, sorry. I'm an observer, yes. :-D

  • I was hoping me and her can KINECT!! :D lol

  • smdh this is why you neva trust a hoe

  • were there any bloopers?????

  • link to that milk cookies soda chips dubstep please?

  • dashie give me a link to the song at the enddd

    aughwhite

    sir pleasee]

  • I was hopin' that me and her could Kinect ya know i'm sayin? LMAO

  • A hay

  • I have a hard time knowing if at the in if those are real or fake

  • yo dashie, is that dubstep ready for download?

  • HE SAID IF YOU THUMBS UP WE GET A NEW MORTAL KOMBAT NEXT WEEK! it's at the end of this video. soooo..... if you dont thumbs up this mother fucking video i will tell the cross eyed dude to have affairs with everyone in your entire family.... even the men.

  • CHILLLLLL!!!!

  • I end up laughing out loud at every one of these videos. There's just something about them.

  • This nigga was not cross-eyed, he jus opened his eyes a little more ..love tha videos tho

  • yall nikkazz suckss

  • Baracka voice: Lisa, you really ganna do me like that Lisa?!

  • the advertisement wont load and i cant watch this episode... Sir please!

  • Guitar is out of tune! Omfg horribly

  • @LouisManofMusic its supposed to sound bad.

  • @LouisManofMusic thats the point lol

  • could have gotten a dude that did a better "crossed eye"

  • This is boring

  • I would buy on i tunes :D

  • Can someone pleaseee tell me what he sings first? or just the lyrics

  • IF YOU REALLY HAVE A GIRL, YOU SHOULD HAVE HER IN ONE OF YOUR VIDS...

  • AARON! YOU REALLY GONNA DO DASHIE LIKE THAT(BARRACKA VOICE) guyz guyz relaxckss cant wait for the new mortal combat!!!

  • yo there definately needs to be a sequal to this

  • Haha crosseyed fail

  • 2:00 crosseye FAIL...

  • I actually click on the vid cuz i thought the girl on the thumbnail was gonna be on the vid... WTF Dashie

  • MORE NAHSON!!!

    MORE NAHSON!!!