Richard Pryor - Exorcist / Dracula bit

[kathybarrow100]

RIP RICHARD PRYOR! YOU WERE AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE VERY VERY BEST! Shit you would say can make a person spit their drink right out their mouth! No one like you hon and you are sooooo missed!

[kathybarrow100]

THAT was get the cross out your p*****!

[cumulo25]

"get the frost outcha pussy"

I died laughing

[MrChris4251]

@lightyagami351 haha that means they are posessed by a priest lol. You mean posessed by the devil.

[vegasgirl9827]

"smell like shit in here....some devily shit at that" lolololol

[lolaloveneto92]

Lol he's the king of comedy :)

[joebstarsurfer]

tehee 

[Benji070697]

26 people need to get the cross out their pussy

[camaju901979]

Rip richard

[lightyagami351]

26 people are possessed by the Exorcist.

[nightowlinky]

OMG i remember listening to this in my room after my parents went to sleep they wouldnt allow it but i remember I LAUGHED TIL I CRIED!!!

[TheWhizzkid23]

dracula? what kinda name is that for a nigga?

[oneluv72]

"What kinda name is that fo a nigga"!!!

[ClassicTVful]

Richard Pryor- the funniest comedian ever. Nobody will top him.

[dejaw390]

lols' you heard

[DrClawizdead]

and I hope you get Sickle Cell!

[TheRealSyFyGuy]

...And get the cross out cha.... lol

[Diggzmunoz]

"Get up out of bed & wash yo ass girl"

[frontrow11]

lmao...

[FreshAirlines1]

lol lol richard someting else boy!!!!

[killedtwosherif]

its 1975 boy get your shit together ..

[whotaughtyou]

ELLE MACPHERSON NORWAY BIBLE STOLEN THEN

LAWYER

[whotaughtyou]

EXPAND

YOU DIDNT COME INTO MY HOME

CONFESSION

DID HE RAISE HIS HAND AND POINT SOMEWHERE ALGERIA BEHIND HIM

UNIT APPOINTMENT SACHIN TENDULKAR NIGEL BENN SAID NO

[johnriz80]

And get the cross out ya pussy

[whotaughtyou]

LISA SNOWDON ROYAL MARINE BARRISTER PASSPORT UNDER PILLOW KEYS

CALVIN BROOKS CIA WANTED

QC 120 MINUTES

[OrganCat]

Try playing it at 33 instead of 45.

[cplcuddles]

Who are the 24 heathens that voted against this!?!?!?

[Conspiracyknowledge]

"you know GOD" hahahaha that part always kills me!

[Conspiracyknowledge]

how do you NOT like this?? seriously!!

[Osirusnation]

23 ppl dont know comedy

[withoutdoubt03]

This man had a really tough life

but he brought joy to the world

RIP

[polygoncrazystudio]

"This is 1975 boy, get your shit together."

[stickymuck50001]

@polygoncrazystudio i dont care how old this shit is it is still funny as fuck and im not an old fart im only 21

[Benji070697]

@stickymuck50001 you are retarded, he was quoting richard pryor dumbass

[polygoncrazystudio]

@stickymuck50001 If you would have paid attention to the clip, you would see I was quoting this. I know how funny this is. I was listening to this when you were just a dirty thought in you dad's mind. I am an OLD FART AND PROUD OF IT! This is 2011 boy, get your shit together.

[Despamifier]

See your ass during the day, you're gonna get arrested!

[thateus41]

JOEY DIAZ sent me!

[azman67]

richard pryor was the best...he influenced all comics!

[Osirusnation]

22 ppl sense of humor died

[gammarey]

Pryor was a funny muther...man. comedy too laden with profanity for affect. it has it's place..but Rick was just off the chart funny with the body posturing.

[FreshAirlines1]

RICHARD SOME TING ELSE BOY.

[ladytrucka42]

Richard will always b da King of Comedy,no one can touch him R.I.P. Richard u is missed deeply

[MischiefCON]

Ahhhaahahahahahahaha Bahahahahahahhaa funny fucker

[djfrankv]

GET UP WASH YO AZZ! AND GET THAT CROSS OUT YO PUSSY! LOL

[cun7us]

@djfrankv I almost died laughing when I heard that bit lmao

[Elcambumb0]

dont know why people connect pryor to rock.eddie sound way more like pryor then chris rock

they all legends

[elm495f3]

HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS THE KING OF COMEDY!

[missasegei]

Classic sh*t!

[BootyClapn]

Tons of N.W.A & Eazy-E samples in this!!!

[jkellybrew]

could you exorcise this motherfucker to cleveland someplace...hilarious.

[Arman88]

"Helloooooo" "Goodbyee"

[Tijuananense4ever]

Nobody is funnier than Richard Pryor, even now he can't be topped. 

[aaaaaaayush]

recorded atleast 36 years ago.. but made me crack the fuck up

[TheStallion1969]

Richard Pryor The Greatest

[TheGooch67]

No Chris Rock sound like Rich!! Chris Rock base his comedy off of rich and Redd Foxx

[heri121]

He sounds like Chris Rock haha.

[yellowcougar18]

@heri121 Chris Rock wishes he was this funny.

[heri121]

@yellowcougar18 I know Chris Rock is funny but no where compared to Richard.

[yellowcougar18]

@heri121 Pryor also managed to stay consistent throughout his comedic life.

Rock, on the other hand, is declining quite a bit.

[windspiritful]

O how I miss Richard, man he was the best in comedy I mean years later I am still laughing at the same jokes just like I just heard them for the first time. may you rest in peace my brother, you will never be forgotten, much love to you

[greygoose9701]

HANDZ DOWN, The funniest stand-up comedian EVER!!!!

[greygoose9701]

HANDZ DOWN, The funniest stand-up comedian EVER!!!

[greygoose9701]

HANDZ DOWNZ, The funniest stand-up comedian EVER!!!

[sanjuz]

devil's a low m-----f----- jack !

[bri343]

get up outta bed  wash yo ass girl!

[ike016]

Richard was truely a comic genius. I think he may be the only man alive that you could listen to the same routine everyday and laugh your back side off everythime you hear it.

[kaypacha88]

You wanna suck some blood go down to the blood bank nigga...(then he says)....hope you get sickle-cell!

[djsight]

21 people actually disliked this.... haha... whats wrong with their natural?

[Isospinsymmetries]

"We was wondering, I know your bussy, I´ve checked your schedule". Ahaha.

[blaqprince1974]

BITCH WHATS WRONG WITH YA? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH  TIMELESS SHIT......

[MmeLEnfer]

You wanna suck WHAT?

[quietatse]

@MmeLEnfer That had me in tears lol....you ain't suckin' nothin' here junior

[MmeLEnfer]

@quietatse Lol true!

[TakerFan72]

Richard Pryor is God!!!

[jzapeax]

Mr Pryor should of been President.

[rhymesgalore81]

get up outta bed an wash your aaaaasssss, gyirl! Stankin up the whoole motherfuckin HOUSE? LOL

[wreehill]

what in the f is that funky smell bitch whatswrongwitcha get outta bed and wash yur mother ash and get the crucifix outta yer hole

[GotZest]

Get the cross outcha pusseh!

[wreehill]

@GotZest never mind that GET THE PUSSY OUT OF YER CROSS BITCH WHATS WRONG WITCHA

[RetroJenny]

Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield, Redd Foxx, Sam Kinison, and Eddie Murphy..... the best comedians.

[mraj50000]

he aint lyin bout tht 7 minutes lonq thing...

[madFlam1]

this is my favourite routine ever. just so clever

[lenaldinho]

transylvania.......i know where it is nigga!!! haha

[2009Denisem]

Genius!!!! Neck n neck with George Carlin!!! Loved them both RIP!!

Thank you @The215renissanceman for sharing

Thank you @CrimsonMist for posting!

[TheDev2g]

@2009Denisem Pryor shits on carlin but George was a funny white boy

[thebabycakes71]

@2009Denisem  wow!..."neck and neck with carlin"..i guess that's a complement cumming from a wood. im the opposite..carlin is funny but he'z no richard pryor. the reality is they are both genius and only a jack ass would "pit one against the other"..when greatness is involved it becomes a matter of preference and in most cases the white fan will have a greater "connection" with the white comedy genius...and vice versa for the "black" comedy goer.

[kidvaletudo]

"...and we was wonderin'--I know you're busy, I've checked your schedule--and, if you don't mind, the devil is just acting a motherfucking fool--could you exorcise this motherfucker to Cleveland, someplace."

[gard069]

this man was a genius, sooooo funny. the best. XXX

[gem60000]

great. i loved it.

[phooey108]

After listening to this, now I can hear the Richard Pryor in Chris Rock.

[lamal1213]

@phooey108 chris rock is nothing compared to richard pryor

[chuck2crazy]

@lamal1213 THE FUNNIEST PART LMFAO OMG FOREEAL LOL

[EBeBIG]

@lamal1213 Chris Rock is nothing.

[Goochbag8]

@lamal1213 But they are both great comedians

[thegunclub123]

@lamal1213-Woah!!! He's not nothing. He's better, but Eddie Murphy is pretty great. I still like Hicks and Carlin best though. Hicks, Carlin, Pryor.

[MegaShark84]

this man even after all this years still gets a tear love you for ever

[younggun1540]

How could you dislike this

[worktosser]

Much love Richard. Thanks for the MANY laughs.

[Killer0fTheSun]

Richard Pryor -- Legend

[ohyesisee]

So So Classic.

[skunkhead2006]

lol at dracula name for a nigger

[JurionDZ]

"Oh, yes you ugly motherfucker" LOL

Pryor and Carlin, the masters, the kings,the two Gods of Comedy. Always alive, no matter when, where or how.

Rest in Peace, dudes

[kgardner527]

it smells like shit in here..some devilish shit at that!!! lauging so hard i am crying...

suck your ass on away from here...classic..i luv it!!!

[kgardner527]

it smells like shit in here..some devilish shit at that!!! lauging so hard i am crying...

[Luckthedon7]

" YOU SOME KIND OF FREAK BOY " LOL YO SON MY POPS USED TO HAVE THIS ONE YO. THIS SHIT IS PRICELESS.

[jshrubz]

Get da cross outcha pussy!

[inFLUence2508]

gold

[lonewolfshogun]

great little bit from one of the all time greats

[metalreign81]

You's a filfy lil' muthafucker too!

[babzcorleone]

Devils s low mothafukka jack haha

[longdittonboy]

funnyfunny



[longdittonboy]

if u think this is funny listen to richard prior hillbillys thats some funny shit



[longdittonboy]

shit man im pissing myself.this man was the daddy of comedy

[WoodRatGirl]

The Dracula bit is hilarious LOL

[bmtangle]

"Hello....Goodbye!!!" Hahahahaha!!

[Rowzdower69ify]

"...excorcise this muthafucka to Cleveland or someplace!"

[ErikDRed1]

Pryor's Planet has raised 1,494 dollars,yet has 1,385 members?????????????????You Mother Fu**ers need to step the f**k up if you have it to spend and support a good cause.That's a buck and some change per person.You guys can do better than that.

[JohannaGotTalent41]

Lmao

[HarleyHernandez1993]

ohh man i started listening to Richard Pryor when i was 14, he was the funniest guy i ever heard.

Man what i give to see him on stage.

[UGADawgs555]

@HarleyHernandez1993 can't do it now. RIP.

[ozmorphus]

Black folks dont mess with the devil.

[kkflight10]

omg funniest thing ever....richard your the best

[djfink]

This is the funniest man ever alive

[BeastSting]

Can somebody please post some mudbone talkin bout ms. rudolph

[CitySkin09]

"This is 1975 boy! Get'cho shit together! What's wrong wit yo natural?"

[josephhatchett]

hey nigga you wit da cape!

[064panik]

"tha devils actin a damn fool" LMAO

[cianamja]

AND GET THE CROSS OUT CHA PUSSY

[SuperDaLINKwent]

"why dont you get your teeth fixed,nigger."hahaha

[SrananKing]

Devils a low motherfucka jack.

[BRlovey]

so so so funny

[ninapatricita]

I LOVE THIS MAN. PURE GENIUS. ALWAYS.

[teri2166]

Yes, Sad Day in Hell, But Happy Day in Heaven since George & Richard left.

Their spiritual lives on thou,

Look we still Laugh.

Peace

Teri

[29692966]

THE BEST EVER. THAT IS ALL

[beebeechitown]

What a storyteller!

Genius.

[ithu45]

this is great, what year is this?

[miscapb]

@ithu45 1975 :)

[wreehill]

@ithu45 came out in 1975

[tramballe12]

@ithu45 1974

[rnrcandy02]

I still rememberthe first time I listend to this. Too funny!

[evilmurderproduction]

When I was younger my mom lost her mind when she caught me listening to this on the front porch. Smashed the record and chewed me out. Wish I still had the record.

[milesofsmiles2]

best used LP record i ever bought...

[diziamonddave]

I remember finding this in my mom and dads record collection when i was about 5. I was forbidden to listen to it. I finally listened to it when i was lik 16-17 and it changed my life. this shit iz klassick. have you ass home by 11 is awesome too. Amazing stuff.

[obilodotcom]

This is soooo funny. I think this might be the FUNNIEST 3:41 seconds of comedy EVER.

...and get the cross out your p****!

[mattclaptongad]

Some devily shit at that!

[THE48LAWS]

sick off the chain great xtra funnny...

[AmaNOfHiSworD11]

Dracula???  What kinda name is that for a nigga CLASSIC

[JReyes123]

Hellllloooo

GOOD BYE!

Ey maane say nigga u wit da cape! LOL

[HottTopicz]

whas yo name boi? dracula? what kinda name is that for a nigga? wgy dont yu get yo teeth fixed nigga? its 1975 boi get yo shit togetha! lol who thinks of shit like this. that gotta be the most random thing on earth: whinos talkin to dracula lol

[ozena52]

I LOVE the black preacher part.

[LetFreedomRing]

Luv that line!

[parkercadie1]

When Richard Pryor and George Carlin left us, the world of comedy felt a powerful smack to its face. Luckily we have the immortal routines they left us.

[iam01]

IMMORTAL is RIGHT!!!!

[imperialpod]

@parkercadie1

I'm gonna HAVE to add Hicks to your list and make it a big 3.

[lazymoon13]

what you doin peekin in them peoples winda..

[islandwarrior16]

"and get the cross out your pussy" lmao!

[arhuxtable]

Eddie Murphy could have done this bit because he is raunchy like the late Richard Pryor was. Both got a chastising lecture from a fellow comedian,Bill Cosby who is totally clean unlike the other two.

[tylerneasloss88]

get the cross out your pussy lmfao

[EanStEan]

these are my favorite jokes by rich!

[zedbabe]

on nooo whrs the sicklecell bit? LOL

[specialkay87]

get the crust out ya pussy!!!!

you wantta suck what

you aint sucking nothing nigga lmao

[sdc39]

the devils just actin a motha fuckin fool hahaha

[Hoppy578]

this 1975 boy git your shit together

[pictureperfect09]

i kno u busy !!!

[angel341242]

this is funny. my dad as this album

[DatDamKeyid]

HOPE YA GET SICKLE CELL!!

[hazelwitchhazel]

Yeah! That's the part that cracks me up!!

[bballano31]

hell yeah. one of the best parts and it's not even on here.

[MrJP75]

I remember once seeing Richard Pryor in a skit from SNL that parodied "The Exorcist"! Has anyone else ever seen it?

And, is it on Youtube anywhere?

[jazzylia]

i haven't found it on youtube... a search led me to this video. I've been searching for that for years. My mother had it on VHS but we watched it so much the VCR ate the tape. If I ever find it I will message you the link.

[Philx4xFar]

Why dont you get yo teeth fixed nigga? Get yoself an orthadontus!

[PhotoManRic]

I Laugh my ass off every time i here this!!!

[iam01]

King Richard!

[Pittoop1990]

"You wanna suck what?? Some some black.. nigga is you c... you some kind of freak boy?? An ugly freak? LMFAO!!