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  • dude, i wish there were more people like you.

  • your pro bi-polar. And anti selfless 

  • Nose rings: You're doing it wrong.

  • kind of a nutjob.

  • this is off topic but because of this video it's safe to say pro homosexual is anti-heterosexual

  • No. No, it's not.

  • I'm pro-masturbation

    No prejudice that way :)

  • I'm pro-bigfoot

  • this one's nice. i'll buy your book just for this!

  • lol GOOD VIDEO

  • @Kenshiroit sorry for the caps...

  • I'm pro man. I have no concern for women's gender class as they have no concern for ours.

  • You are really smart and well-spoken. You remind me of both my brothers, one with a PhD in english and the other is an amazing musician and carpenter and has a similar sense of humor. That probably doesn't mean anything to you, but I think you're pretty awesome. Keep it up. We need more smart people out there.

  • Word Wizard. Great video.

  • Philosophy covers all this stuff....anti and pro.....

  • LMAO

  • I just love the sound of your voice o__o

  • what a fag i would love to pull that nose ring out of his head

  • Ooh,I like this vid. Speak on brotha.

  • When I watch these while I am high, I go into a trance and tunnel vision zone out.

    Of course I listen to you speak, I'm just tripping out, and snap back to reality with my hand holding my head up sideways on my desk with my mouth open.

    Thank you.

  • Wait... Just a question... Could u consider Facism or Despotism a "anti-rights"?

  • pro-woman is institutionalized sexism. i was turnd down a job because i'm a man. the lady that ran the firm and interview me said she was "pro-woman" and was only interested in hiring a women to empower women only. this was during the interview.

    what if a guy had done something like that?

  • test - my comments are not showing up here

  • The Number 1 Group to benefit from Affirmative Action are white women. That is a fact. There is an extremely highly disproportionately amount of white women with good paying jobs, in the Corporate world.

    Too many white women on MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, etc.

    They are using mathematics as a form of racial eugenics to keep a high percentage of minority males down.

  • The #1 Group to benefit from Affirmative Action are white women. That is a fact. There is an extremely highly disproportionately amount of white women with good paying jobs, in the Corporate world.

    Too many white women on MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, etc.

    They are using mathematics as a form of racial eugenics to keep a high % of minority males down.

  • lol you're awesome

  • moo

  • i have one question here CAN U SNEEZE?

  • Great vid.

    I had a great laugh!

  • yes he looks like a bull, BUT he has made a GREAT VIDEO and he is 100% CORRECT.

  • Thank you so much! I am so sick of morons thinking just because a woman doesn't want to get treated like a servant all her life that means she's anti-man.

    She's anti-asshole. If your pro asshole then you probably shouldn't be worried about the ladies anyway :P

  • SNOB

  • lmao awesome. are you in a library or is that part of your house?

  • not beyond me at all!

  • 5/5 great ! :D

  • haha ur awesome

  • Let's rub our septum rings together. Thank you for this outstanding video.

  • Of the recent videos this was My favorite........you'll be missed azrienoch.

  • ur look like a bull with that ring on ur nose lol

  • i like his nose ring lol XD

  • opposite to progress is regress =]

  • smart guy!

  • You are derangity. 5/5 and a w00t to go with it.

  • I'm pro-Azrienoch!

  • I like the way you think. It got confusing somewhere in the middle, but still intriguing.

  • There arent any anti rights movements out there?

    how did get prop 8 into effect?

    what about pro live?

    what about the minute men?

  • no, but that makes them

    -pro-life

    , so they are not anti choice they are just pro-life

  • yes.. and getting rid of ALL THOSE NIGGERS is now called being pro - white

  • Simply cretinous...

    His whole point is that while people may disagree on which rights we deserve, no person is entirely ANTI-rights.

    Prop 8 is pro-rights in that it defends the Christians right to sanctity of marriage

    Anti abortion laws are pro rights because they protect the rights of the unborn

    Minute men are pro rights because they support the rights of Americans to hold a decent paying job without a mexican stealing it.

    It's all about how you look at things, dumbass.

  • hahhaha i get it pro woman it's almost like an insult to themselves :D LOL

  • Yeah, before I actually watched the video, I thought that too.

  • ???

    Women have the same rights as men. I think these movements are totally redundant personally at least in the US.

    What are womens rights movements looking to accomplish here? Fucking nothing. A bunch of dykes wasting their fucking time.

  • This guy is imitating SexyPhil

  • LOL that was great

  • I thought you said: "Pro rice." That would've been funnier.

    I'm pro rice.

  • this is great as always haha

  • this is amazing.

    im so pleased with this. :D

  • epilogue?

  • i'm subscribing

  • it's not necessarily the case. not if the rights refer to instances in which the difference between the two become significant. for example, you can hardly call maternity leave a privilage.

  • technically they are privileges, but that's why we have the second amendment in the united states as a fail safe mechanism in case we turn into Nazi Germany

  • To master language is probably the most practical and recognizable form of genius.

  • This is my objection to the label "pro-life".

  • LOL. What a punch line. hahah.

  • southpaws are anti-rights

  • much better than tea time!

  • Good stuff! I'm anti-matter, and protozoa.

  • I'm anti-life. I gather with like minded people to protest women giving birth.

  • You have a dizzying intelect.

  • Wait til he gets going! Now, where was he?

  • I find it odd how disturbingly confusing and twisty-worded videos like this make sense in some bizarre way.

  • ???

  • nice words, nice point(s

  • If an antidote cures a disease, then what does a prodote do?

  • kills you.

  • "Who is anti-rights?" Wouldn't you be, Mr. anti-pro's?

  • Hilarious. I needed that this morning.

  • wow! you look so different :D

    i dig it :]]

    cutie ^^

  • ha ha ha ha ha......my head hurts :P

  • -sniffle- my septum was at a 4 gauge

    anyway

    This video is antigressive in it's antiformance and don't try to defend and antitect you antilificative thoughts. The antispects of you making a video with substance is antibably antiposterous.

    Ok really I have no idea what I'm saying I'm just string words together replacing pro with anti

  • so true!!!!!! lol, love this!

  • mensa much! like mensa amentia! i love you!

  • interesting point of view

  • another excellent video. i feel like i'm not worthless because i don't have an intro or an outro, now i feel worthless because i can't form a decent arguement. btw i still prefer your videos over some other youtubers like whatthebuck and sxephil

  • wow and again...genius

  • genious

  • funny but i couldn't keep up with you on this one

  • Every time I run into some jackass who calls themselves Pro-Life, I just want to jack them in the nose, because virtually everyone is pro-life. What these people are is anti-choice, period. Is there a massive pro-abortion lobby out there trying to convince people who want to have babies to kill them instead?

    And if you think abortion is wrong, that's fine. I can totally understand an aversion to vacuuming a fetus. But this is about choice, so if you don't want an abortion, don't get one.

  • no no it is not

  • Thousands of people have watched this ? Wow. And you bozos find this crap amusing? That's amazing. The difference between this and say, any & all of George Carlin's old rants is that he actually had very playful and clever insights into the vagaries of language. All you do here is substitute one prefix for another, anti- for pro-. so what? It's inane and not particularly funny. You call yourself a comedian? Well, it may be argued that fivethousandsomeodd idiots can't be wrong. Or can they???

  • Oh, come now etooo. Az is just emptying his collective mind-seed into youtube in the hopes that he might get paid a smidgen or two from some silly advertisers. Why resent the poor boy from making a sleazy buck?

    And since a bailout is coming from the government that pastes over such indiscretions, I say go for the Gold ...

  • Heh. Yeah, I'm all apologies for not being George Carlin. Then again, you haven't exactly represented what I've done here accurately. There's only about 20 seconds' worth of substituting prefixes. Was 1 minute, 40 seconds too long for you?

  • if it's a at one minute bore, i minute and forty seconds is way too long.

  • @azrienoch

    ...mmhhhh... the fact is that understanding your speech it's not so easy

    maybe you just could change the title of the video with "pro-woman is NOT anti-man". I know, that sounds less sarcastic, but more understandable.

  • @superficaoca You sent me a message with "listen to me, pls" in the title, explaining that being pro-woman doesn't mean you're anti-man. Do you not see the irony here? Anyone that affords me the same courtesy you asked for--that is, being listened to--won't need the title changed just so they know what's in the video. 

  • @azrienoch

    sorry... you right; my fault, the fact is that that I'm italian and obviously my english is not so good. Bless you, ciao.

  • There is a big difference between being a stand up comedian and being someone who posts videos under the comedian category on YT. Why even bring poor George Carlin into this? He NEVER posted videos on YT and Az has never done stand up. Apples and oranges my friend. Apples and oranges. And It is funny- btw. So based on your own logic, I'm not wrong. Or am I?

  • Well whatever was said or done, you took your time to watch this video, and than took more time (of yours) to add a text comment. Also it appears that you don't have any videos, matter of fact you don't have anything but an oppinion. The difference is his oppintion is way more entertaining then yours. Maybe someday you can make a funny video demonstrating in your oppinion what is funny, and maybe you will get over 5,000 hits in 4 days where nothing but positive comments are left.

  • how do you know that i don't make funny videos under another name? you spelled opinion wrong. twice. two different ways. fool.

  • Comparing any comedian to Carlin is "pro"fane. While this is not Az's best work , it's still funny and clever in comparison to most of the other drek out there—a small sliver of which I'm responsible for.

  • a matter of opinion. we're both entitled. i don't think this video's amusing in the least. you do. the question is, who cares? why should you care what i think, and what makes you think your opinion matters one whit to me? effutooo!

  • I do not consider what you think to be of importance. Since my previous comment (and this one) will be read by others, it seemed appropriate that I respond. That's kinda the idea here, as I'm sure you'll agree wholeheartedly, as judged by the slew of eminently entertaining replies you have posted so far.

  • @effutooo

    It's quite difficult tp surpass George Carlin NOW... But, as Harrison said, all things must pass. Call it evolution if it pleases you. Life just takes time to evolve actually...

  • what's the opposite of Pro-gress?

    Congress.

  • Political speech is meant to be ambiguous. It stops people from thinking.

    Good video.

  • Well constructed. Nice job.

  • lol

  • yay! I love tea time, but I love these type of videos too =)

  • would this happen to be a return to the old style videos? or...just an interlude between teatimes? either way iv grown to love both

  • At the moment, I'm having difficulties with the space I have available to me. Until that problem goes away, Tea Time is impossible without wildly changing the look of the show (which is more important than you might think). So yes, it is a return to the older comedy videos. For now.

  • It's fixxin' to get warmer outside. Maybe you can stage your teatime in the outdoors? But then I'm sure you'd what somehting more readily available...hmm

    How about "Bathtime" ???? LOL not much fixxin up there!

  • Hi Jeff,

    I am guessing that this is could be interpreted as an extremely subtle, given they are never mentioned, dig at Pro-Life campaigners. They are the highest profile "Pro" group.

  • Yes, Pete, definitely. But I think we should be careful. I don't mean to exclude criticism of Pro-Choice campaigns. "Pro-choice" is just as malicious a self-description as "pro-life."

  • please stop making me think it hurts. hurts real good i think...DAMN IT i did it again

  • Yes, but where does Big Foot stand on this?

  • There's enough air quotes in this vid, to end hunger in Africa. That is - assuming air quotes are a digestible, food product.

    Okay, this made absolutely no sense. My apologies.

  • i adore wordplay and word analysis and every time i see a video of yours my word fix is sated. and this is much appreciated!

  • mikma was here

  • cute couple with big foot! ahahahah btw, i want ur library :(

  • Ever the word smith! LOL! Thanks, Grams

  • If only there were more like you!

  • providing appropriate productive procedures profoundly protect problematic projects.

  • Goddamnit!

    I am anti-Musician's Friend at the moment (just opened my deliveries).

    If you do any online instrument buying do NOT use 'Musician's Friend".

    Sorry that this had nothing to do with the video.

  • ...@_@

  • fluff masterz!

  • I'm just anti. It keeps it simple.

  • Proto... zoan?

    Logically.

    Feminists are single-celled animals.

    Logically.

  • I'm pro-anti-matter!

  • wouldn't anti rights be like communism?

  • no, because everyone still has rights in that system. Rights to work, rights to breath, rights to make babies. See what i mean?

  • but if they set a limit on how many children you can have or decide what job you have that isn't much of a right? and what if the job puts you in an environment that isn't substantial to survive in.

    it just doesn't seem righteous that they can take that breath away anytime they want though

  • I didn't say they were good rights (hints: communism sucks) but they are still technically "rights" because the government is allowing them, or giving them the right, to perform certain tasks.

    And your right about it not being "righteous" for them to be able to snuff out your life like a candle, but your using the word wrongly. Yes, the root of righteous is "right" but it means in the sense of morality , and not someone's prerogative, like how "right" has been being used up until that point.

  • 3 rights make a left

  • Protowoman lmao! Awesome!

  • one vid without the nose ring?

    It's just that you have a slightly nasal voice, and the nose ring gives the illusion that it's the thing responsible for that by seeming to stuff you up. Ofcourse it has nothing to do with your naturally nasal voice, but you can see how we viewers get this unreasonable-but understandable-urge to remove it so your airways clear and you can breath better.

    put us out of our misery and do one vid without it. Let's exonerate your trendy ornament.

  • No need. I already have at least 40 videos without it.

  • Hey the septum piercing rules! Its what made me click on the first azrienoch video I ever saw.

  • now i have the urge to put pro/anti in front of random words...

    hmmm, i shall do this tomorrow xD

  • lol, protowoman.

  • What do you do if someone writes an epilogue?

  • I left a comment on his channel that being pro-woman does not mean she is a radical feminist and is anti-man. She just wants equal rights for men and women. I don't understand why he doesn't understand that.

  • Like in pro-civil rights. Who exactly is anti-rights? mmmm Nazis.... KKK... just about any racist bastard..

  • Hah! I loved the air quotes ^.^

  • lol. I tend to punk people like that. But thats what happens if you know latin ;)

  • For some reason watching this tonight, and I have to mention I watch and enjoy most of your videos, I couldn't get past my fixation directed specifically towards your nose ring...I know it's shallow, but it is what it is.

  • ...............what?

  • Ah so pro-choicers are anti-fetal rights. I like the sound of that meme.

  • this is the type of playing with words that i started watching for. ur a great linguist. keep it up jeff

  • loves it.

    <3

  • Az, we love your work.

  • No, no it's not beyond me. lol

  • haha that face at the end was worth a million

  • that is why i subscribed

    not tea time

  • zomg u r so cool because you read

  • lovin' the new library

  • Dear Az, will you go to a shop and steal fake blood and then get drunk,?

    Do you accept or reject DRINK?

    Sorry if the absurdity you are confronted with here is uncomfortable!

  • emm if the last line was meant to be imposing.. it failed :S

    btw.. anti-drink..

  • Depends on what you thought i meant!

    Wasnt trying to impose anything, just questioning something to figure out the real intentions behind what az was putting forth on some other vid.

  • Exceptional. I love your videos, man. Keep it up.

  • You make me want to have my septum pierced.

  • i love you, i dont understand a word that you say but your awesome :D

  • hahahha goddamn deconstructionist prick

  • I have to say that you kind of lost me there.

  • Anti-found. Azrienoch strikes again.

  • Proto-women or Proto-Man is that like an unsexed growing cluster of cells still dividing before formation, or is it an egg about to be fertilised by a spermaterform with male or female cromosomes.

    Hmm should people be allowed to sellect the sex of their future proto-(Wo-OR-man) offspring?

    I Dont advise people performing/thinking(verb) un-naturally, because once you do this you cant go back. But its a personal choice to perform these un-natural acts and sex sellection has a ethical dimension.

  • I will proceed to watch another video

    Bigfoot for reelzz

  • how profound... i dont know why I said that because its was not all that profound but more the bastard off child of annoyance and boredom. 5 stars

  • holy shit! this is amazing!

  • Yay classic AZ! Tea Time was fun but I really prefer this direct to camera I'm-too-clever-for-my-own-good style.

  • I'm so confused after this. I need an Antizac

  • I am proaz

  • PrOposterous

  • I recommend listening to this while combing honey into your hair.

    Peace.