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  • "I don't say God is dead, I only say that for many, many years we weren't on speaking terms." This is a lot better than I thought it'd be.

  • Oh! My! Goddess! Fast forward to 4:00 and watch her go off. It's friggin' PRICELESS!!!

    

  • Sounds like most of her problems had more to with prison/legal issues than drugs. Synanon is a new-age religious cult, similar to Scientology. Florrie cleaned up and wound up dying from liver cancer and kidney failure just a few yrs later at 52 (most likely back on opiates administered to dull pain). Such irony

  • BTW, this DID inspire Strangers With Candy. Sedaris's character, Jerri Blank, is based directly on Ms Florrie Fischer.

  • LOL!! My favorite lines: "I was operated on by the same doctor who operated on the late Jayne Mansfield's son, Zolten, when he was mauled by the lion"............."straight B student"........."she was part Negro, Spanish and Indian; and believe me, she had the beauty of all three"......."Her prognoses is nil"......."I work for 52 dollars per week in a house of retarded children"

    Oh, I love this. Those poor kids look like they're mortified. Sedaris even picked up on the weird eye twitch

  • @ritter89 About the straight B student,: "I've found out since, that they fused her spine and neck,and she will always be stiff. But It doesn't make any difference because she is a raving maniac and her prognosis is nil!"

  • She is such a dynamic speaker. Too bad her life took a bad turn. She would make an excellent lawyer or professor.

  • then 'YOU END UP LIVING IN VANNNNNNNNN DOWN BY THE RIVER"... It reminded me of Chris Farley's RIP motivational speaker....

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  • Florida- beautiful weather, harsh penal system.

  • "$52 a week in a house full of retarded children."

  • lol wut?

    

  • I hated days like this at school. Scare 'em straight techniques never work. You can't scare someone that thinks they're immortal.

  • BEYOND AMAZING!

  • She still comes from a place of grandiosity. Her anger is off-putting. And she does NOTHING to connect with her audience who look appalled to be in her raging presence.

    This is NOT recovery.

  • I don't know why people think this is funny, I think this woman knows what she's talking about. Only people who have seen this world know what it's like.

  • Pretty crazy stuff for the time this was filmed... students were used to PSAs like 'reefer madness' that were easy to laugh at. But this is a bit different. These kids look like they are in total shock.

    I'm 42 and I'm still suffering from the bad calls I made at high-school. Honestly I doubt it would have made *any* difference if I had met this woman, as teenagers we have an extraordinary ability to say 'it won't happen to me' no matter what the evidence is.

  • While this seems dated now, I think the message is still excellent. Especially the part where she talks about how the parents don't care...they don't even bother coming to school functions. I hope this lady somehow knows (cuz I think she'd have to be pretty old by now - mid 80s) that she still is making a good impression. Granted, Amy Sedaris did use her for her "Strangers With Candy" but it's really sort of an homage.

  • It's like if Sophia from Golden Girls had a really rough life. "Back in Sicily, the big thing to take was absinthe..."

  • "She is a RAVING MANIAC!!! and her prognosis is nil"

  • @WholeLottaGreer ''She will always be stiff''.

  • ..."Zoltan"?

  • It's strikingly hard to keep up with her bafflingly intense lecture, what kind of PSA is that, one where it's hard as hell to find the message???

  • I kinda had a lady like this come in and talk to my Sophomore class back in the day. She wasn't as rough looking, but she was dying AIDS because of all the needle sharing and drug use. I was intrigued! These kids look so bored...

  • she does have some really good things to say, but i thing she was only really reaching that light skinned girl in the back.

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  • I hate to say it, but she reminds me SO much of innumerable 12-steppers...drove me batty!!

  • I love Strangers w/ Candy, but I dont think everyone should be making fun of this woman. Her story is real, she really suffered, and it's a tragedy. BUT, she also reminds me of the football coach woman in Beetlejuice

  • @ModernitySlays LOL You mean Juno the caseworker?

  • Are we supposed to think that girl blowing her nose at 8:13 was touched by this ridiculous story?

  • How much do you think she charged?

  • i almost DIED when i saw her and jerri blank together. I just cant take this seriously. i love swc

  • Homegirl knows how to party.

  • OMG, this totally inspired Jerri Blank. That's how Jerri became Jerri (google it). Good call without knowning! Besides that, this is hysterical. They don't give a fuck what she's talking about.

  • This woman knows next to nothing about drugs, obviously. And I'm loading a bowl as I type this which I'll be smoking once this video is over.

  • This horrible woman went back to drugs after this con act did some more time and eventually disappeared, no known whereabouts. Probably murdered for a snort of horse LOLOL

  • @TheJomogogo No, she didn't go back to drugs. She died of liver cancer.

  • @strawberryseason Believe me, she was back on opiates if she died from liver cancer---which is an excruciatingly painful way to die

  • i love how shes giving this speech while high out of her tree and smoking a fag. fabulous!

  • Why was the first part of this video yanked?

  • "...but it doesn't make any difference b/c she is a raving maniac, and her prognosis is nill."

  • "Start using goofballs!" This monologue would make for some awesome sampling over some beats.

  • "I don't expect much from you kids!"

  • im totally high while watching this...i agree with all she says except everything about marijuana. marijuana is safe and has never hurt anyone.

  • "He was out getting high, stealing a car!"

    Because when I get high, I ALWAYS steal cars...

  • She had charisma and, dare I say, sex appeal. Given the right time period, she would have had her own talk show.

  • A snort of horse...

  • Holy shit I kept expecting her to take a pause at some point, but, it just DOESN'T HAPPEN.

  • I don't know why...but watching this makes me want to smoke a cigarette.

  • i feel a strong motivation to get high while watching this

  • "Morphiney"?

  • Oh, now I see what she means.

  • "From this comes the worst diseases!" From Florrie Fisher comes one of the best comedies ever, Strangers With Candy!

  • Straight-B student, she has so many brilliant phrases!

  • jesus take a breath lady

  • 3:55 "I was trown from a horse and a laminectomy... and was operated on my the same doctor who operated on the late Jayne Mansfield's son Zolton when he was mauled by the lion. " You couldn't make this up, or could you? My vote is she is lying during most of her rant.

  • but, but, but... the war on drugs!!!11

  • 2 years prison for possession of a needle? Wow that is hardcore...In Australia we have needle exchanges and a harm minimisation approach, thank God... "Zero tolerance" doesn't work- how many people are in US jails for non-violent offences? It is ridiculous. Save it for the violent assholes...

  • Holy shit that is SWC! She even looks like Jerri Blank!

  • Holy crap this is SO Strangers with Candy stuff!!

  • I wish we would have had speakers like this at my high school. I would have paid more attention to someone like this than those wussies from the church they brought in.

  • Jerri Blank also had a laminectomy!

  • swc is based on this broad

  • Thank you Captain Obvious!

  • I kid you.

  • It's not right to say she was getting high at this point unless you know for sure. However, in this segment she is acting a bit sped-up, loud, emotional, and seemingly a little out of control, made even more noticeable by the young age of her audience.

    I've never even heard of this woman until today. Wow, you learn something new everyday.

  • FYI, this chick's name is Florrie Fisher. You can wiki her for more info.

  • Crazy to hear someone from that era so knowledgeable about everything from H to Desoxyn. I thought people back then were in the dark ages when it came to drugs. Although I can't agree that LSD will make you crazy. Luckily we have benzodiazepines readily available today to snap you out of a "bad trip." They probably just knocked you out with barbituates back then when you freaked out. Not that I know anything about drugs... Stay in school kids.

  • wow this chicks talk gets me hard.

  • too bad she fell off the wagon and was never seen again :(

  • This lady here in the video disappeared?

    No one knows what ever happened to her?

  • There are rumors but no one is sure. By most accounts, she fell off the wagon. Miami police arrested her after this for possession of narcotics and possession of stolen property.

  • Very wise woman

  • Did this really inspire Strangers With Candy?

    I still can't believe the resemblance to Jerry Blank.

  • It did. Paul Dinello and Stephen Colbert saw it and got Amy to do an impression, and that became the show. A lot of the one liners from the show is directly from this.

  • Interesting story about that.

  • haha omg jerri blank!!

  • Is this real?

  • yes, all too real.

  • i miss coke. almost ruined me.

  • soda rots your teeth, i do too

    ahhhh, coke, delicious fizzy mercury laden corn syrup yum yum goodness

  • "I was operated on by the same surgeon who operated on the late Jayne Mansfield's son Zoltan when he was mauled by the lion." Florrie breaks it the fuck down!

  • FLORRIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!

  • For retarded children!

    LMFAO!

  • "Five little kids, maybe 2, 4, 6, and 8..."

    ;D

  • i miss florida.

  • are you listening? i haaave a boyfriend.

  • "I was thrown from a horse and I had a laminectomy"

    She was given a lobotomy!

    Funny how she says how bad drugs are, but she sits up there in front of all those kids with a cigarette in her hand.

  • I like the pole annnnd the hole

  • she needs to come to my school

  • idk why but this scares the crap out of me

  • ...fandango?

  • hobocamp? hobocamp!!

  • I wanna travel back in time to roll my eyes in person. Amazin...

  • The Jew in the back, I know what you're thinking. "Not me."

  • Amy Sedaris said this was her inspiration for Jerri Blank and Strangers with Candy. She even uses some of the same phrases.

  • The only other time I heard anyone use the term goofballs was on that stupid anti-drug episode of Diff'rent Strokes where Nancy Reagan guest starred. LOL...

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  • @funwithshortsfan SHE DID LOL!!!! almost everything from the show "strangers with candy" came from this chick. check out this video Strangers with Candy Q & A [3 of 6]

  • Wow, I feel like I am 16 years ago at an assembly on anti-drug issues! We were told all of this but not as good as this woman!

    Instead of her we got Tommy Roe films! Yeah the dude who had a hit called "Dizzy", well after he crashed into the world of drugs and came out again, he made films to encourage a drug free life.

  • I'll tell you what, if I had been one of those kids sitting there listening to that woman ramble, I would have stayed far away from the drugs. Most definitely.

  • Florrie Fisher had stayed with my family back in the late 60s/early 70s while she was on tour with her speech at local high schools. I remember my mother being apprehensive about her staying with my family, but she turned out to be a very nice lady. Last I heard, back in the 70s she took her life. Who knows, but I know she did save lives with her talk. Thanks, Florrie.

  • crazy

  • Wow! That's pretty sad :(

  • Pizza pizza Pizza!

    Gooood Times.

  • They should call this film "Bored Straight."

  • According to Wikipedia, Florrie relapsed. She was charged with possession of narcotics in 1971 and possession of stolen goods in 1972.

  • Did she just say that England had legalized weed? What a complete bullshitter. This isn't sad, her story isn't sad. She's completely ridiculous. This shit's classic.

  • I watched this PSA a year ago, and ever since then my brother and I occasionally just go, "And the prognosis is NIL!" to crack each other up. Florrie Fisher is the best!

  • I love SWK, I own all the seasons & the movie, but for some reason this made me tear up. It's so sad and powerful!

  • This lady looks exactly like Amy Sedaris' character on strangers with candy lol!

  • haha. when she was talking lsd and horseback riding and being thrown from the horse made me crack up

  • what a great woman

  • "Where you eat, and you sleep, and you mess on the floor and you lay naked for make and female guards to check up on you and in the morning because the smell is ridiculous you're hosed out by a power hose!"

    hahahahahah

  • What we need to talk to kids this way more often -- talk about scared straight.

    Oi Vey

  • She definintely inspired Strangers With Candy. This PSA is on the complete series DVD and is credited as the "PSA that Inspired the Show." Or something like that, but yeah.

  • Yea, they even mentioned it in the commentary on the episode where Jerri wanted to become homecoming queen.

  • slitting my wrists as I watched.....

  • What year was this? When were stamps 10cents? What's a ratfingk?

  • chavez: Hahahaha a Ratfink is a treachorous turn-coat -- now someone tell chavez what a turn-coat is (but use another phrase so he never gets a straight answer, haha) *rubbing hands mischieviously*

    I would say this was in the late 60's or early 70's

  • She says, with a smoke in her left hand... I think she inspired Mike Meyer's "Coffee Talk".

  • No, I read somewhere that "Coffee Talk" was inspired by Meyers' mother-in-law.

  • "..I was operated by the same DR. who worked on the Late Jane Mansfield's son-Zolan when he got MAULED by a Lion.." OH God! ROFLMAO!!! As Gay man it doesn't get any BETTER that statement.

    I"ve got tears in my eyes!!!!! oh Christ!!!!!

  • whats eerie is that she relapsed just like jerri blank did. someone has probably already said this. i'm just too lazy to go back and see.

  • the band teacher at my school is the spitting image of this woman and she's got one of those extreme liz taylor suntans and her hair is just like this it's so crazy.

  • Wow - it is like a "Scared Straight" program. It has to be the inspiration for Jerri. Did you catch the part about how you lay naked on a floor and have no toilet but just get hosed down in the morning? And male guards watch you? Sick system.

  • It looks JUST like her.

  • What the hell is a GOOFBALL?

  • heroin mixed with speed, and injected.

  • Man, she sounds as though she is cranked up on amphetamine.

  • Is it Jerri? ... The resemblance is uncanny. LOL

  • Funny she's saying this with a cigarette in her hand..

  • Looks like it was shot in the late 50's or early 60's when smoking was very much the thing to do. Sounds like a NY accent...

  • It's from 1970. Do a search on this woman, Florrie Fisher, and you'll find out more.

  • where did you find this its awesome

  • it really is jerry!!!!

  • Her intentions are good.... but shes crazy.

  • "YOU SIT ON THE FLOOR AND MESS ON THE FLOOR AND EAT AND SLEEP AND LIE NAKED FOR ALL MALE AND FEMALE GAURDS TO CHECK UP ON YOU AND IN THE MORNING BCUZ THE SMELL IS REDICULOUS THEY HOSE U OUT AND TELL U WHEN TO EAT, HOW TO EAT BEANS....AND...AND...CORNBREAD­" roflmoa

  • the expressions on these kids faces are priceless!

  • Oh my God, there was a real Jerry

  • I loved how she banged on about drugs being devistating then has a smoke and lighter in her hand in the very next scene.

    "i work for $52 a week in a house for retarded children!" 7:25

  • I kept waiting for her to pull a true Jerri Blank, wipe everything off the table and scurry off! Great video! Good times!

  • If I remember correctly this lady inspired the show Strangers With Candy. She was a former addict turned public speaker. She disappeared without a trace if I recall correctly.

  • Beans and cornbread in the afternoon... Mmmmmmmmmm...

  • omi god this shit is hilarious

  • Now I truly understand Jerri Blank.

  • god this woman's enough to drive anyone to drugs.

  • I laughed so hard at 3:54 "don't take drugs the're evil*holding cigarette*"

  • I want to read the book!!! seriously i know it will be good...

  • what a psycho....

  • Wow...just.... wow. love that ny accent too

  • omg she makes my head hurt. I was thhown from a horse....i remeber that from the show lol and the king sized sheet

  • 18 carrot pimp! when i saw this on the dvds i went crazy

  • "You can't get away with it...I'm pretty smart, and I couldn't get away with it."

  • It would be HIL-AR-I-OUS (to quote Jeri Blank) to refilm this with Jeri Blank speaking to the kids doing her OWN speech and still keep the footage of the same kids looking at her in horror...

  • LOL, agreed!!!

  • She's like a mix between Judge Judy and Adolf Hitler.

  • I love this logic: Only 50 parents show up for 3000 kids = "parents don't give a damn" !

    By the way, Wikipedia states that she gave conflicting info about her age in her autobio, so if she can't be accurate about her age do you think she can be believed about anything else? Not a chance.

  • Well, she seemed like the vain type who would lie about her age anyway.

  • Is it true this is also on the Strangers with Candy DVDs? Anyone know which season?

    I love how she chain smokes and curses and screams at the kids. What a character!

  • oh florida, : (

  • shes rollin

  • she sounds like joan rivers

  • Omg I was thinking the same thing then I saw your comment..crazy. Who is this woman?

  • her name was florie fisher. she was a crack whore who ended up in prison and reformed. When she got out of prison she gave public service speeches to young people. there's a lot of info about her on wikipedia!

  • Do a search on Synanon and you'll learn some crrrrrrrazy stuff.

  • *sigh* Flahrida.

  • Makes me wanna get high! Amsterdam here I come..LOL

  • Ok Strangers... I just finished watching this :O It's like she's taking out all of the frustration of not being able to do her drugs anymore on all of the kids. I can't believe they showed this in schools. Later in life, anyone who actually listened to her had to go in for anger management classes!

  • It's amazing how much they were able to get Jerri to look like her... Stangers With Candy is great stuff!

  • what happened to the first part?

  • She reminds me of Judge Judy.

  • and those kids' reactions are PRICELESS.

  • lol "I'm pretty smart, and I couldn't get away with it." Thats a damn high horse.

  • hahaha! High. Horse.

  • she sounds like Joan Rivers

  • I am scared of her....

    :(