2001javed you are very correct im trying to start one and using most of his jokes such as,"if you havent yet u need to go back to many differnt schools
The hazard level from leaking alkaline cells to a typical human is massively MASSIVELY overstated. The only reason it's rather nasty for your gadgets is that you tend not to notice the battery has ruptured until the wiring/boards have been saturated for a few months and it's all been corroded to oblivion. Unless you swallow some or leave it on your skin for while, the worst that could conceivably happen from direct contact with the goo is a temporary mild itchiness. :)
Imagine him having a girl over and doing rude things on that couch and the girl says "have you ever done stuff like this on the couch before?" Ashens reply: "I've done much worse"
@eateroftheflame ours is broken too, a few times a day the remote and box dont communicate to each other and we have to pull the plug and card and re connect to get it working again, then we have to reset the picture settings we like...multiple times a day
and channels every so often, regardless of weather keep on receiving no signal. then sometimes they get it back..but then it goes again. some dont come back. we currently are thinking if changing from sky, to something else
This isn't directed at anyone. I just want to clear it up. His last name is NOT Ashens. It IS Ashen. I don't how many people I've seen call him Stuart Ashens. No, It is Stuart Ashen.
It'd be amusing if there was an emulator written for it just so people could marvel at the poor interface, limited features and handwriting recognition.
It would be completely pointless to emulate it but I'm sure that wouldn't stop some people.
@TheOdddellarobia 1 pound is about 1.56 USD give or take a penny or 2, so, nowadays 300 pounds would be about 486.15 US, and taking inflation into account, it would have cost about 314.74 USD depending on the equivalent of currency in 1993.
In a modern context, a PDA this size is basically a Tablet! So you can choose between this and an iPad... Hmm... Personally I'd rather not have either...
i hate fucking ads ive watched the same one 10 times while scrolling through ashens videos.... FUCK YOU YOUTUBE ADD MAKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First off, American isn't actually a language; it just so happens to be English. And secondly, that's a bit insensitive, don't you think? That's like if a Japanese man slapped you each time you slightly mispronounced any bit of his language.
@MugenKiryokuKonata Can it be argued that there is a correct dialect of a language? Tell the Brazilians there is, they would probably shiv you where you stood. Same to the Mexicans, or anyone who doesn't speak Castillian "proper" spanish.
@Zangamarth I'm not exactly super-knowledgeable in the field, but it seems as if the American dialect is altered to suit the accent, whereas the British one is more faithful to the languages it was derived from.
@MugenKiryokuKonata The really wonderful thing about English is that because it doesn't have an academy like French and such, there is no correct or incorrect English. The only bad English is English that fails to get the point across clearly.
hang on so you kept tapping the month until you advanced 10 years but you couldn't be bothered to stick it through to the end? I would have just put a shit film on and absentmindedly tapped while I watched it
I have an Amstrad PPC640 in my small vintage computer collection. Its so weird its pretty cool. I have Windows Ver 1 running off two 720k floppies and a serial touchpad as a mouse.
Never knew you had a doctorate Dr. s
OllieTheGeek 3 hours ago
2001javed you are very correct im trying to start one and using most of his jokes such as,"if you havent yet u need to go back to many differnt schools
buttonsmasherable 3 days ago
whats the multiple of stylus oh yeah i dont care
buttonsmasherable 3 days ago
3TOF TKTZ VTDGY
youcantubeittoo 4 days ago
I was also born on the 33rd of Octvember
shockraid1 5 days ago
successor -> Samsung Galaxy Note
chrischoy9 5 days ago
The whole "sticky rubber" thing reminds me of why I didn't like those rubber Wii Remote jackets when they first came out.
Joshslick 1 week ago
clicks splurges and the letter g. hmm sound like German
INVADERxDIB 2 weeks ago
hahah 300 pounds
TheChevroletnova 2 weeks ago
The hazard level from leaking alkaline cells to a typical human is massively MASSIVELY overstated. The only reason it's rather nasty for your gadgets is that you tend not to notice the battery has ruptured until the wiring/boards have been saturated for a few months and it's all been corroded to oblivion. Unless you swallow some or leave it on your skin for while, the worst that could conceivably happen from direct contact with the goo is a temporary mild itchiness. :)
themomaw 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Whoah, he's a doctor of psychology, didn't see that coming.
That makes him even more awesome!
lolzzz21212 2 weeks ago
Imagine him having a girl over and doing rude things on that couch and the girl says "have you ever done stuff like this on the couch before?" Ashens reply: "I've done much worse"
platinumpokemon8675 2 weeks ago 2
@platinumpokemon8675 I don't think his girlfriend would be happy about that! XD
ThrashDAHCmetaL 2 weeks ago
09:43 wow that was riskey Ashens , ppl could have seen the numbers if it was for the fast motion
HappinessSeizure 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Definitly a product that needed a "Keep out of direct sunlight"on it
GamingHatman 3 weeks ago
I love how it does EVERYTHING WRONG.
Shoteen95 3 weeks ago 2
awesome
Marioroops 3 weeks ago
Have you tried using 90° (or more) alcohol to clean off the sticky stuff?
LunaVorax 3 weeks ago
Does your credit card really say "DR STUART ASHEN" :d
JopeSane 4 weeks ago
@JopeSane Since he IS a Dr... it probably does.
tobitobide 4 weeks ago
@JopeSane yes
ahighbalckguy 3 weeks ago
@JopeSane He has a PHD in Psychology so yeah, he is a Doctor just not the medical variety.
PlayingGilly 3 weeks ago
u think this is bad come to dubai
AMshibly98 4 weeks ago
Am I the only one who liked mine?
FreudRulz 1 month ago
Its not that it cant read seven, its that your weird and put a fin on it, you weird evil man.
I'm kidding, jeez.
thomashughes12345678 1 month ago
does he use that couch to sit on too?
mongolianape 1 month ago
Ashens saved my friend from a permanent coma!
MrRatermat 1 month ago
Oh ninties technology...so horrible.
SirTapTap 1 month ago
shitty sky boxes
WhatTheTuckMick 1 month ago
Amstrad makes sky boxes now...
and they break easily!
Drake9990 1 month ago
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eateroftheflame 1 month ago
I'm not surprised Amstrad make Sky Boxes, ours have broken pretty much every year since we got Sky
eateroftheflame 1 month ago
@eateroftheflame ours is broken too, a few times a day the remote and box dont communicate to each other and we have to pull the plug and card and re connect to get it working again, then we have to reset the picture settings we like...multiple times a day
and channels every so often, regardless of weather keep on receiving no signal. then sometimes they get it back..but then it goes again. some dont come back. we currently are thinking if changing from sky, to something else
Amaranthus616 1 month ago
Amstrad made my Sky box, so yes they are still going. Still crap too.
stinger9 1 month ago
I'm watching this on the PDA600 YouTube viewer.
TrapnestShinigami 1 month ago 3
Don Giovanni..
MY NAME IS GIOVANNI, gonna buy this thing! :D just for the package
TheMrminimario 1 month ago
amstrad still exist just went to the website
uisforursalan 1 month ago
WTF he's a DOCTOR
JohnyDMcBride 1 month ago
The date that the screen displayed on the box cover was three days after I was born. :D *feels special*
redwulf777 1 month ago
My mom had something like this. Amazing what passed for great super gadgets in the day.
ryantheking12 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens
This isn't directed at anyone. I just want to clear it up. His last name is NOT Ashens. It IS Ashen. I don't how many people I've seen call him Stuart Ashens. No, It is Stuart Ashen.
IDestroyIdiots 1 month ago
Psychology. He has a doctorate in psychology.
alcaponethebest 1 month ago
@alcaponethebest I'm studying that right now. One day I'll be just like Ashens. I'M HIS BIGGEST FAN! Not in a weird way or anything.
DoctorKandosii 1 month ago
Yes, Ashen, do tell, what is your doctorate in?
shadowwolf1918 1 month ago
Dr. Stuart Ashens. Wow your a doctor?
Jevon177 2 months ago
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Ixdriftz 2 months ago
Wasn't don giovanni the leader of team rocket? 3:06
Ixdriftz 2 months ago
@Ixdriftz OH SH-
yofune99 1 month ago
its biodegradable! thats why its falling apart/turns into goo! :D what an amazing piece of tat^^
mApppel 2 months ago
are there crickets in the background or am I mental?
internetfanboy69 2 months ago
@internetfanboy69
*grabs Freud cigar*
You're mental, because of penises and your mother.
MrNobody47710 1 month ago
@MrNobody47710 :D
internetfanboy69 1 month ago
@MrNobody47710
Yes. Quite.
TheTwitchkid 1 month ago
'Lemons ! Hahahaha :) "
jakeroxx1122 2 months ago
and taping and taping and taping
Rampiddude 2 months ago
Hmm Dr Stuart Ashens..
ministryod10 2 months ago
Ashens is the only one who can put a box in front of the camera and just talk and We'll all sit and listen
20001javed 2 months ago 115
@20001javed
I think it's a combination of the voice and his ability to be genuinely hilarious on the spot.
Beck436 2 weeks ago
your a doctor??
DoubleMGames 2 months ago
@DoubleMGames EXTERMINATE
Error52QFG 2 months ago
Dupduddud
RIFT123tutorials 2 months ago
For some reason i'm getting the strange feeling that iv'e been staring at a gray screen for 20 minuets
7529gamer 2 months ago
later newtons and the eMate had far better recognition.
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 2 months ago
the Newton and the Apple eMate 300 were far better, I would know, I own and use both in daily life
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 2 months ago
Ashens, apparently Amstrad still exists, though now a subsidiary under BSkyB making decoder boxes. Hope you don't say it's a "fitting punishment" :<
Rondart 2 months ago
It'd be amusing if there was an emulator written for it just so people could marvel at the poor interface, limited features and handwriting recognition.
It would be completely pointless to emulate it but I'm sure that wouldn't stop some people.
JHelfrich 2 months ago
He's a DOCTOR!
Flopper01Gaming 2 months ago 58
@Flopper01Gaming He is THE doctor.
JDtheATheist 2 months ago
@Flopper01Gaming He is THE doctor.
JDtheATheist 2 months ago
@Flopper01Gaming Not a medical doctor though, he has doctret.
thetechanatoralt 1 month ago
@thetechanatoralt doctorate, sorry.
thetechanatoralt 1 month ago
@Flopper01Gaming A doctor? Doctor Who?
ChristianBomb 1 month ago
@Flopper01Gaming Doctor... WHO!?
FreudRulz 1 month ago 4
@Flopper01Gaming with a fucking platnuim card!
Daryllolkol100 3 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You can't see the screen!
jackalleo101202303 2 months ago
you know youre kid is a dumb ass when she think your phone is a clown fish
lazerlight2010 3 months ago
how much is a pound? (in us money )
TheOdddellarobia 3 months ago
@TheOdddellarobia there is no google in pakistan?
wings400 3 months ago
@TheOdddellarobia 1 pound is about 1.56 USD give or take a penny or 2, so, nowadays 300 pounds would be about 486.15 US, and taking inflation into account, it would have cost about 314.74 USD depending on the equivalent of currency in 1993.
LizaMMX 3 months ago
@TheOdddellarobia a dollar
karina5242 2 months ago
3tof difs videy (stop this video)
billy nike sqwig (bueyajndfashh) :(
thumbs up :D
JakeMaylan 3 months ago
Ashens hasn't played the original GBA in a while, i guess.... :)
Terryracoon 3 months ago in playlist Mais vídeos de ashens
@Terryracoon Heyyooo!
LizaMMX 3 months ago
7:21 for the start of the review
greyhoundgill 3 months ago
i like Billy's last name LOL!!!
emogamer16 3 months ago
holly shit... i didn't know ashens owned a T-shirt. i just thought he wore a dress shirt and tie everyday
mattwilhelm60 3 months ago
I was born on the 84th day of Ockzomber . . .
LeetHydrtalisk 3 months ago
Centigrade? I thought the C in degrees stood for Celsius?
kjw21411 3 months ago
Wait, you really are a doctor?
ReinWeisserRitter 3 months ago
@ReinWeisserRitter Yep, He is a doctor of psychology. I googled it
GameBrothersTV 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
@GameBrothersTV Fairly certain that's a joke, he said in a Q&A that it's just a ph.D in fine art I believe.
famiclone364 3 months ago
I have a similar problem with my eMate, it likes to, for some reason, reset the date to '97
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 3 months ago
In a modern context, a PDA this size is basically a Tablet! So you can choose between this and an iPad... Hmm... Personally I'd rather not have either...
DdlyHeadshot 3 months ago
It's funny, you don't need to look at the video to lol your face off.
cookingboy3 3 months ago
Biuly BcLqulg, 1FFF Dup Dd.
thevisualboy37 3 months ago
my newton powered Apple eMate 300 arrived yesterday. it is, to quote you, "the best thing since super sliced bread".
ZILOGz80VIDEOS 3 months ago
48 sucks
LifeofLordLogan 4 months ago
Dr Stuart Ashes
DjSpEnDy 4 months ago
@DjSpEnDy Ashes?
CebuLips9 4 months ago
@DjSpEnDy Ashes?
TheOdysseyKid 4 months ago
@DjSpEnDy wtf
LifeofLordLogan 4 months ago
@LifeofLordLogan Look at the credit card it says Dr Stuart Ashen*
DjSpEnDy 4 months ago
Lord Sugar showed off one of these the other day on The One Show - his was sticky too!
sirevildave 4 months ago
I like how you put the sticky machine onto your sofa 0.0
chaklong 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
just fyi 300 pounds is about 470 US dollars by today's standards
gunmunz 4 months ago
@gunmunz and adjusting for inflation, it would be around 490 pounds or 780 USD.
ilackedtheheart 4 months ago
no its not shit, its styli
techyknowsbest 4 months ago
First Powerade, then Heinz, now its Crunchy Nut. FFFUUUUCCCCCKKK.
INEEDNAWZZZ 5 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
i hate fucking ads ive watched the same one 10 times while scrolling through ashens videos.... FUCK YOU YOUTUBE ADD MAKERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goldpsp3000 5 months ago
@goldpsp3000 Cry more. Or get AdBlock. I don't give a shit.
Digitbig 4 months ago
@Digitbig 'CRY' 'CRY'
goldpsp3000 4 months ago
My old sky box (well not really mine, don't ask) was Amstrad branded. Now there's Sky HD with a much worse interface (in my opinion)
LordWeegee450 5 months ago
reminds me of a giant-size version of my palm handspring :D
ReddmanDGZ 5 months ago
It reminds me of the Sharp Wizard, which I only know of from Seinfeld.
llj355 5 months ago
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llj355 5 months ago
I remember when I went to FMnhT on the 14th day of GHpbn last year. I went to a DBYLET and bought some EHLIYU for some GHLASARV.
EchidonaMicHog 5 months ago
Amstrad Do Exist still...they Make ALL of Sky TV's PVR boxes and their bog standard Digi-boxes too
DDDTom 5 months ago in playlist Videos from ashens
Amstrad Do Exist still...they Make ALL of Sky TV's PVR boxes and their bog standard Digi-boxes too
DDDTom 5 months ago in playlist Videos from ashens
you are funny trying to speak german x3
pombenenge 5 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
2x better than windows 8
TheNickloyd 5 months ago
i just saw a meth commercial o.o
unoriginalizednames 5 months ago
"My goodness, that was 300 pounds yesterday and now it's 50..."
That's exactly what my brain said when I bought my touchpad for $100 :P
Then I got an iPad and realized how much I truly hated my touchpad.
TheSeandroid 5 months ago
is that your real voice?
cullennclann 5 months ago
@cullennclann Yes, it really is.
meowandmeow 5 months ago
when he said ''y por que no?'' at 20:49 , he said it soo smooth! :O
SEwalkman752 5 months ago
i am going to fukcing kill that heinz puch in a sek
thebigbluesquid 5 months ago
but i hates gay people!!!!
(i mean the ad)
Manhi40 5 months ago
oh dear.... now i understand why people dont make devices with rubber cases anymore
evilgamers1 5 months ago
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unconditionalbranch 5 months ago
Sir Alan Sugar won't be happy watching this.
lemonjellies 5 months ago
I don't understand how i miss a whole month of your videos but atleast it gives me something to do when the internet runs out of stuff.
deadteddiebear1177 6 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens 32
I'd love to see what his collection of retro tech looks like.
MugenKiryokuKonata 6 months ago
Amstrad does still exist. They are the company the makes the Sky, Sky+ and Sky HD Digital TV Boxes and Recorders
JamieMo1993 6 months ago
What year is it marked?
FalconKPD 6 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
Better than ipad...
eVITORIOe 6 months ago
"abuegeeaihe kdnekahd" loool
SPECKSPRODUCTION 6 months ago
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I am not trying to be mean but can you speak american. They don't call it nail varnish remover it's nail polish remover.
carpar722 6 months ago
@carpar722
First off, American isn't actually a language; it just so happens to be English. And secondly, that's a bit insensitive, don't you think? That's like if a Japanese man slapped you each time you slightly mispronounced any bit of his language.
crazyfooInc 6 months ago 5
@carpar722 You know what he's talking about so why does it matter?
VectormanOverkill 6 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
@carpar722 that's a bit of a random request ^^.
CharleyTee1 6 months ago
@carpar722 He's British, and therefore he speaks the British dialect of English. You know, the correct one.
MugenKiryokuKonata 6 months ago 16
@MugenKiryokuKonata Can it be argued that there is a correct dialect of a language? Tell the Brazilians there is, they would probably shiv you where you stood. Same to the Mexicans, or anyone who doesn't speak Castillian "proper" spanish.
Zangamarth 5 months ago
@Zangamarth I'm not exactly super-knowledgeable in the field, but it seems as if the American dialect is altered to suit the accent, whereas the British one is more faithful to the languages it was derived from.
MugenKiryokuKonata 5 months ago
@MugenKiryokuKonata Being Norman French and Latin, I believe, and German as well. I'm not the most knowledgeable as well, I must admit.
Zangamarth 5 months ago
@MugenKiryokuKonata The really wonderful thing about English is that because it doesn't have an academy like French and such, there is no correct or incorrect English. The only bad English is English that fails to get the point across clearly.
GenaTrius 2 months ago
@GenaTrius thank! you!!!! ive been saying that to all forms of grammer nazis!
digioverlord 2 months ago
@carpar722
...
oh for fucks sake.
theallstarmat 5 months ago
is that a munual or a brick?
valeris98 6 months ago
@valeris98
It reminds me of the 3DS one, which holds 90% of the 3DS packaging weight.
useless1997 6 months ago
funny unboxing video.
gck86 6 months ago
Hmmm, what is the plural of stylus, is it styli ? Oh yea, I dont give a shit.
theillusionist6677 6 months ago 41
hang on so you kept tapping the month until you advanced 10 years but you couldn't be bothered to stick it through to the end? I would have just put a shit film on and absentmindedly tapped while I watched it
gdude545 6 months ago
I love to hear you speak even if it is about old tech. :)
Sp00nhed 6 months ago
@mynyme93 Wow. I didn't know that. Awesome. Imagine him giving lessons at university.... epic classes!
rrrcorvesco 6 months ago
is the name on the credit card "DR STUART ASHEN"? DR?
rrrcorvesco 6 months ago
@rrrcorvesco yes, a real doctor; of psychology
Schokobescher 6 months ago
4125... Visa... I can guess the rest...
FemJesse 6 months ago
@FemJesse i believe it says 4129...
EpikMods 6 months ago
Tandy Electronics actually BECAME the Radio Shack Corporation.
kjw21411 6 months ago
"A couple of Styluses... Styli?
What's the multiple of Stylus... Oh yeah! I don't give a S***!"
XD
gabrielno1 6 months ago
I wish I could change my ringtone to "3TOF, TPTZZ, and VTDDGY" :-)
RS250Squid 6 months ago
@RS250Squid It's "3TOF, TKTZ, and "VTDGY".
kjw21411 6 months ago
Oh Amstrad, founded by the same idiot who thought the iPod would be dead in 2005. The iPod wasn't dead in 2005, and it isn't now!
ChaosMew161 6 months ago
@ChaosMew161 Sadly.
XH1927 6 months ago
Tandy still exists, but it IS Radio Shack. And they existed here in the states as well, got a Tandy 1000 in my room.
ChristianU2ubeh 6 months ago
jesus what were these people thinking.
Shadowkirby64000 6 months ago
@ashens 09:24 ON THE CREDIT CARD IT SAYS DR. STUART ASHEN!!!
TellyphoneTV 6 months ago
I have an Amstrad PPC640 in my small vintage computer collection. Its so weird its pretty cool. I have Windows Ver 1 running off two 720k floppies and a serial touchpad as a mouse.
Scioneer 6 months ago
He's not a fucking doctor idiots -_-
mike2084 6 months ago
@mike2084 He is a doctor. He's not a medical doctor of course.
but he is a doctor, meaning he has completed the proper amount of higher education.
bgreen97 6 months ago 45
@bgreen97 Like Harry Hill?
crubbits 6 months ago
@bgreen97 sorry i meant to thumb up
LordWeegee450 5 months ago
@bgreen97 I thought he was a failed psychologist???
watuppeeps101 4 months ago
@watuppeeps101 They offer doctorates in psychology.Typically it's a PhD.
ilackedtheheart 4 months ago