Eddie Murphy - Delirious - Star Trek

[RAIDERS58th]

"Eddie Murphy???!!! FUCK YOU!!!"

[Pigroota]

@magicianwizardking 1 person has no wit

[assassinscreed112]

Hang on... Eddie Murphy used to be funny.

[itsmegp46]

@assassinscreed112 You must be so young.

[TreeHuger707]

.... Too much swearing ruins all funniness. >.<

[thisissoexciting]

He's a Trekkie. He knows how to route power from the phasers to the dilythium crystals.

[edwinm1]

this had me at "i like captain kirk, captain kirk would fuck anybody" xD

[abhi43240]

1:12 - 1:19

[THESUPERCAT64]

he shoulda done somthing with Sulu!

[puertostralian]

"i aint no racist but if the bitch green something wrong with the pussy" lol hahaha

[zcmelak]

@puertostralian lol hahaha LOL hahaha LOLOLL

fag

[TheRJMurray]

The shit worked last week mothafacka!

[mssucks3462]

@TheRJMurray iIt would have been funny if spock said that to scotty

[theirishinc]

Cable? Sheeyat, we had OnTV and SelecTV back in the day.

[RAIDERS58th]

Anybody got one of those VCR machines?

[onBACKWARDS]

68 people don't have cable

[Xitrax]

"Anybody got cable?"

Holy 1981 Batman...

[Tyrolebrox]

68 people have fucked a green bitch

[kyndleradgers]

Mr. Spock, it just might work sir! The shit worked last week motherfucker! Lol

[jasperluwel]

lool " i am not a racist but if the bitch is green something is wrong with the pussy

[newfie2keith]

68 people fucked a green bitch.

[JetMechMA]

LOL...isn't that the outfit that he made fun of as Axel Foley in "beverly Hills Cop"? Too funny.

[CleanFats]

What is that song? 

[SCSNSE]

@CleanFats The one he hums when Kirk is fucking the girl? It's the music from the episode "Amok Time" in Star Trek (the original series from the '60s) which later became the normal fight music for the rest of the show.

[TheSickness14]

"You gotta be a horny motherfucker to fuck a green bitch.

I mean I ain't no racist but if the bitch is green there's something wrong with her pussy."

[danwuzhere03]

lol the shit worked last me muthafucka

[voidshadow6]

@danwuzhere03 last WEEK muthafucka

[lesleyhenriquez]

Eddie would fuck an Orion slavegirl. He's a liar.

[Coldmystery]

@lesleyhenriquez I know I would.

[WinstonSmith6079]

@lesleyhenriquez LOL nice! I dunno about anything being wrong with the pussy, but that green bitch was fucking hot LOL was she not? LOL hehehehehe :D

[Jonnn79]

Captain Kirk will fuck anybody.

[tallend9]

The next time a friend phones you while you're having sex .. answer the phone and just say this before hanging up:

"Let Spock handle it."

[blkhat117]

@adolfhitlerlebt06 No no no you're shit my friend you're shit!

[omdway]

@adolfhitlerlebt06 yup definately you that's shit. FUCK FACE

[WinstonSmith6079]

@adolfhitlerlebt06 Yeah, I guess you never got the news, but the Nazis got their Nazi asses kicked HARD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAO! hehehehehe Yeah, they lost. They are losers! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Rsaint17]

the way he says mutha fucka is hilarious

[LilTwistaX]

that shit worked last week motha fucka!

[HarleyStcool]

da da da da da-da-da-da-da da da da da, boom boom boom boom

[RelK29]

"You gotta be a horny motha fucka to fuck a green bitch!" lmao Eddie Murphy have u trippin

[SneakerHustler]

hahahaha omg....hilarious!

[adamsjay212]

If the bitch is green something wrong with the pussy

LMAO!!

[Handarazuur]

65 people don't have cable.

[slipknotlegion]

HAHAHAHAHA He fucks to music Dada dan dan dan dan dan dan boom boom boom boom X-D hahahahahahah

[Makonu2]

"This shit worked last week motha' fucka'..."

[bbym0nkeyx33]

(Grinds) dadadadadadadada lmaooo . ! OMG ! xD

[TheRosemaryHampton]

Actually, Kirk never slept with an Orion until the new movie.

[ilovejourney1]

@TheRosemaryHampton Yeah, Eddie started the joke that eventually got into a Star Trek movie...

[Fa300]

@ilovejourney1 I guess he's not even credited in the new movie for tht idea...Sad sad days !

[goku2520ify]

@TheRosemaryHampton yup but eddie made that shit funny

[C3P0meetsData]

@TheRosemaryHampton Well, the only logical explanation for this joke is that Eddie Murphy can see into parallel universes.

[contact1araya]

His Scottish impression sounds more Jamaican than anything..

[thenightturtle]

captian kirk will fucks anythink

[MrAdamWayneGistarb]

It's great knowing that this was made the year I was born.

[Judaddy1]

:35-45 hahahahahaha

[RAIDERS58th]

After 30 years and countless viewings I still laugh out loud every time I watch this concert. No comedian has ever been or will ever be more funny than Mr Murphy was during this show.

[TheSickness14]

@RAIDERS58th But after 1985 Eddie Murphy started sucking!

[RAIDERS58th]

@TheSickness14 Yeah. THE GOLDEN CHILD marked the end of his golden era.

[Sandcat87]

61 Trekkies in the ratings not laughing because they don't get it ... "but if you use the phasers on the dilithium you risk reaching critical core temperatures!"

[lainkepisodes]

@Sandcat87 If that's the case they should get over it, because I love Star Trek, and I laugh so hard at this every time I hear it

[DanUpdike37]

i aint no racist but if the bitch is green theres somethin wrong with the pussy LMAO

[superfunify]

it just might work mr. spock!! it worked last week motha fucka XD

[AxAgent666]

Let Spock handle it....

YES!

[GordonMorrice]

Genius stand up. What a routine. Everything about this motherfucker was the shit: the face, the suit, the energy, the attitude, the amazing material, the honesty. A true legend of comedy, Mr Eddie Murphy.

[bluecollarcanuck]

@GordonMorrice Indeed, Indeed...I'll never forget these routines, & Sam Kinison, too. Nothing brings a smile like listening to the old Kinison material.

[hiwhitney]

ahahah the shit worked last week mother fucker

[tadentt]

"you gotta be a horny mutha fucka to fuck a green bitch"

Lmfao!!!

That shit is so funny.

[raverkansascity]

...but you don't use dilithium in the impulse engines, that's just for the warp drive!

[CraziekatieM]

"This shit worked last week motherfucker" LOL

[themack355]

if the bitch is green there's something wrong with the pussy o_O

[thesmoothcriminal88]

haha! a green bitch

[luvdomus]

Eddie Murphy never was all that funny.

[WinstonSmith6079]

@luvdomus Heh-heh-heh, sorry but he was LOL hehehe

[superpyromaniac]

god damn eddie murphy used to be fucking hilarious! new he just kinda sucks, and stars in kid movies...

[supermodel1231]

I laughed soooooooo hard

[nevan54]

and we can get out on impulse power dis nigga is funny

[fusel412crew]

lmao eddie is the best

[LEDANCETHERAPY]

lmao... delirious is no doubt one of the funniest stand up routines

[Jerraldough]

"captain curk can fuck anyone up" lol

[NeuroticTrash666]

ok so he's watched alot of star trek <3 that's awesome

Naomi

[WinstonSmith6079]

@NeuroticTrash666 Well, yeah! It was about the best show on TV, by far! So no wonder he watched it hehehehe

And yes, Murphy was a big fan hehehehe Eddie Murphy had good taste in TV shows hehehehehe

[MegaG15]

Mathafacka

[sondano]

he's a big trekker he wanted to be in Star Trek IV there was even a script proposal that included him as a professor preaching about UFOs and one day he and the entire audience at the SuperBowl during the half-time show would have seen the Klingon Bird of Prey arriving over the stadium but he would have been the only one believing it was real and not just a trick...thank god that script was never written and he was not included

[WinstonSmith6079]

@sondano Yeah it didn't happen that way because in those several years, both Star Trek and Eddie Murphy-vehicles were by far the biggest box-office draws for Paramount Pictures, their two Golden Geese.

But they, after discussion, mutually agreed that it was too much of a chancy gamble for all parties concerned. If it had failed, it would have killed BOTH Golden Geese in the same motion and NO ONE would have gotten any more Golden Eggs, not Murphy, Star Trek, or Paramount either.

[FaithfullNightmare]

xD he got the theme right on!!! xD love it when Jim's stunt double comes out and does a little jumping...tooo much work for Shatner xD

[CasPioneer]

good lord, hahahahaha

[anastamotic]

"anybody got cable?"

lol Yeah, back then people thought if you had Cable you were rich.

[1CME90]

"The shit worked last week mothafucka", LMFAO!

[jka12002redux]

@1CME90

i can imagine Spock 2009 saying that in the next Star Trek movie

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

if the bitch is green, there's sumthin wrong with the pussy.

[antihero276]

@MiamiPush2theLimit I disagree :D

[R4Zy3L]

Where could I watch the hole show?

[iCripxD]

yea i would like to see the whole show!!

but where?????????

[youngobes]

you can also watch it on youtube, search eddie murphy delirious

[TAYLORRYAY]

you can pick it up at movie stores. like blockbuster or netfilx or something. its hilarious, you should watch it asap!

i like the james brown bit.

[81broncoman]

Man I went and saw the new Star Trek on opening night and when I did there is a scene where Kirk is getting ready to bang some green alien chick, who was hot to her credit, but having seen Eddie Murphy's Delirious skit first I was laughing my ass off, nobody else in the theater knew why.

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

I DID! ....i was laughing too and I didnt even see the movie mu fucker! xD

[SEMAT56]

anybody got blu-ray? ;P

[AdmiralMikeMullen]

i got a pstripple lol

[rachiekins2391]

"... let spock handle it" =)

[khazal12]

ahahaha the shit worked last week mutha fuka, sooo true

[northman1]

anybody got cable?..ha..ha..

[pk3194]

This shit worked last week motherfucker!

[jjmdirector]

u know the writer of star trek 2009 was influenced by this

[Neauvienne]

i was thinking the same exact thing when i saw it in the movie!! Funny!!

[Bartman954]

Anybody got wireless?

[MAGILLAFACE669]

STFU

[jjmdirector]

hahaha

[MissHappyAllTheTime]

LOL! SO FUNNY! His singing is awesome as well!

[trfreitaslivre]

yeah!!!

[SANTANA5002]

ha ha

[feefee198423]

040 what episode of the simpsons is that i reckonize the song

[Zaxtur]

It's a piece of music from Star Trek. You probably heard it on Futurama when Fry and Zoidberg fight.

[ZYVZX]

Jim Carrey stole that too in the Cable Guy

[Lumberjackniki]

hah

[trinitymike]

"Anyone got cable?"

Holy 1981 Batman...

[trinitymike]

He must be a genius then.....:D

[sdsdsd1222]

" The shit worked last week mother fucker." I wish Spock would actually say that.

[Jim9298]

That would not be logical!

[4ebees]

@sdsdsd1222

LMAO

[assman84604]

hahaha let spock handle it

[TheOnlyENC]

That's just some great crass humor. "Somethings wrong wit the pussy."

[Turquoise66]

lol

[whataboutredlorry]

ROFLMAO

I like Eddie Murphy as a comedian. :D

[cjcjcj212]

the shit worked last week mother fucker:D:D:D:D:D:D man hes a motha' fuckin' genius fo' sho':D:D:D

[naomijannette]

0:26-0:45 IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[kargomail]

hahah edie murphy iz da man of laughter people ya heard

[assman84604]

I aint no racist but if the bitch is green there's something wrong wit the pussy. lol

[shadowlugia101]

"The shit worked last week motherfucker."

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

i dont get it

[jengkiesville]

green bitch! hahaha

[jtdreamboy]

Horny Motherfucker! Love it!

[Xelel7]

Actually his Scotty impersonation was correct.

[wotdoesthisbuttondo]

great stuff

[imthebest016]

lol i love this "shit worked last week m.f." haha

[Hellblazzer26]

0:36-0:45 OMFG i crapped my pants HAHAHAHHA

[bluetoaster8822]

lol, it's funny cause in the new Star Trek movie, Kirk was about to fuck a green bitch.

[kakulo83]

It was probably because the writers saw this, I noticed that too

[damnglitch]

probably more cuz the green orion chick was the most popular of all the various 'aliens' kirk laid over the course of the series, and is pretty iconic. Which is probably why eddie murphy was making jokes about it 20 years after the show aired.

[turkyish]

very funny

[Hysteria200]

The Shit worked last week, Motherfukca!

[apodino]

The green bitch he was refering to was played by Yvonne Craig. Very funny stuff from Eddie Murphy here.

[mystisohorney]

thanks for the useless info

[Taurai321]

in the new one, Captain Kirk fucks a green bitch, lmfao!

[jode72]

LOL - almost. Uhura cockblocked him!

[redwing51340]

Yeah, the green girl in the new one is Rachel Nichols, who will be Scarlett in GI Joe later this year.

[differentmoods15]

omfg I would so love to hear Spock say that last line some day

[rhinonose]

i think 4 is the closest you'l get to that.

[DuckTails360]

Not much has changed! Thats exactly what happens in the newest film! :D Gotta love it.

[ibz2004]

haha i know!

[differentmoods15]

that's probably where they got it from! credz go to eddie murphy y'all ;]

[SithLordAnakin]

relax, williest1, he didnt get to fuck her but he was VERY close to untill Uhrua came and C' Blocked

[arbi90]

shit worked last week mother fucker !!!!:D:D

[williest1]

HA!! They put that 'green bitch' in the new Star Trek movie!! LOL And yes - Kirk was fuccin her! awesome!

[danthemanporto]

i thought of eddie murphy straight away!

[Proclivity1]

Ditto! LMFAO!