'We can do this one of two ways, you walk with me to the Keep, or I can fuck your lifeless body, your choice', the look on his face after that was priceless XD
We can do this one of two ways, you can walk up with me to the keep, or i can fuck your lifeless body, your choise. And then looks at us with a WTF? face. xD
'We can do this one of two ways, you walk with me to the Keep, or I can fuck your lifeless body, your choice', the look on his face after that was priceless XD
TheCarmillaShow 1 day ago
today's theme is masturbation!
stuffstuffa 1 day ago
2:00 Did anyone notice he turns to looks at you like: DID THAT GUARD JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID.
TheGamerUnknown 1 day ago
2 best phrases
1. I bet the two of us are very alike, were very alike. So why not take the next step, we can #*@! each other! ALMOST DROPPED MY LAPTOP laughing!
2. I used to be an explorer like you... then i took an arrow in the #*@! ROFLMAO!
SgtPrice1000 1 day ago
i fuck my own daughter - EPIC!
ziomallex1 2 days ago
We can handle this 1 of 2 ways, i can take you away to the keep, or i can $&@€ your lifeless body, your choise..
I lost it there laughing!!
reefman231 2 days ago
YOU CAN WALK WITH ME TO THE KEEP, OR I CAN **** YOUR LIFELESS BODY, YOUR CHOISE
reefman231 2 days ago
If your looking for a hand #$# talk to my husband lol
violetninjagames 2 days ago
This waz so frieken funny! Lololololol
knuckles6000 2 days ago
another wanderer here to lick my fathers #*@! good job
mOtHeRfUcKiNmIrIcAls 3 days ago 14
literally rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off!
Asmarathin 4 days ago
Believe it or not..I got here by searching for the "normal part of youtube".
Lilasunandmoon 4 days ago
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»───(Knee)───►
noodles1916 4 days ago
1 then 9... LOL
darkhood224 5 days ago
Golum-Ei is a dangerous one. He will shake your hand and #*@! you in the #*@! at the same time.
om3ga109 5 days ago
"I !@#$% my own daughter"
I lost it there.
nicks0806 5 days ago
Oh dear god I'm crying with joy and my stomach hurts of laughing to hard.
Rwister 6 days ago
1:10 LMFAO
PreMedDerek 6 days ago
Another wanderer, here to lick my father's !@#$. Good job.
I died laughing.
Durland98 1 week ago
Roflmao
SumGuy17 1 week ago
did you just say Robot Chicken?
deathfenix7 1 week ago
"Another wanderer here to lick my fathers d!ck, good job!" Fuckin hilarious. XDDD
iNekoNaru 1 week ago
this is fucking hilarious
Scombine 1 week ago
1:09 is da BEST
MrFlip726 1 week ago
I couldn't stop laughnig at 0:14!!! XD
Pingu1367 1 week ago
Now this was sooo awesome:D Laghed my #*@! out!
Coldcman 1 week ago
i lost it when the old fart fucked his own daughter :D
soulmorf12 1 week ago
0:28=-0:29 I ****** my daughter
eotero1126 1 week ago
Keep you **** out of your hands then we could get along
eotero1126 1 week ago
Oh my GOD this was FUNNNNY!
Amaresku 1 week ago
if u want a hand@*& youll have to talk to my husband
drewthepoo98 1 week ago
lool
reecter 1 week ago
MORE
gab1iy 1 week ago
whiterun guard: i used to be an adventer like you, then i took an aarow in the dick
me: THE FUCK!
later : jeez i feel bad for you
JohnandAaron1 1 week ago
this is so funny
777whitemetal 1 week ago
we can fuck each other
RaduT99 1 week ago
OMG old PERVERT 0:28
MartoHix123 1 week ago
0:26 my face hurts from laughing :DDDD
GRAVEMIND94 1 week ago
It's perfect how the Brand-Shei looked at the camera at the last second!
Gardiken 1 week ago
Look at the elf at the end.. He looks at you like, "He didn't just say that..."
SilverTearsStudios 1 week ago
"Keep your #*@! out of your hands..." lolol
xWhatTheBOOMx 1 week ago
i nearly choked at 0:40 LOL
Maxhow14 1 week ago
i love the look the dark elf gives to the camera at the end :D
Rainboable 1 week ago
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quick question.. is it smart to kill cicero... or to wait untill the dark brotherhood tells you 2
Stefantjj911 1 week ago
0:36 now im afraid to shake hands with people
jdzumwalt3 1 week ago
0:57 Nelker, "Another Wanderer here to lick my father's $£@! (Dick)"
XWaffleboyX 1 week ago
"your going to have to $^*% him off,its the only way to get his attention" LOL
roflbadger13 1 week ago
make it stop, it hurts
Atman179 1 week ago
0:06 "follow me, Dovahkiin, to the singles party!!"
DerrkaDURR 1 week ago
I used to be an adventure like you... then I took an arrow in the @&$@
GreenDogSuit 2 weeks ago
2:01 i love how he looks at the camera.
gmk120 2 weeks ago
If you want a good hand#^%*,Talk to my husbend :DDDDDD
SamDigi2 2 weeks ago
0:57 Great,another wanderer,here to lick my father's #*@!. Good Job.
robyJoeProductions 2 weeks ago
Wait..... Is this legit? Seriously
S1rS3xy 2 weeks ago
0:18 well than maybe you shouldnt have stuck your %^@!$ where it doesnt belong...ouch
generalpivot1 2 weeks ago
#'@!
Danimalx3 2 weeks ago
We can do this one of two ways, you can walk up with me to the keep, or i can fuck your lifeless body, your choise. And then looks at us with a WTF? face. xD
kasela15 2 weeks ago 60
@kasela15 holy shit, we can fucking swear?
stuffstuffa 1 day ago
@kasela15 the best part, period.
Abergham 1 day ago
0:09 listen.
Dovakiin, Dovakiin, not a single sardine, tell a lie for the booze
gfBoBgf 2 weeks ago
i'm lmmfao right now
Jeudaos 2 weeks ago
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I dont want to live on this planet anymore..
Insidious969 2 weeks ago
that was beeping hilarious havent laughed that hard at a youtube video in ages
FANSYguy 2 weeks ago
"if you're looking for a (bleep)job, [pause] then you'd better speak to my husband" ROFL
Dubzoid 2 weeks ago
:LDASFDGdga
Dubzoid 2 weeks ago
I absolutely lost with "Or I can %$@# your lifeless body."
bananaman1171 2 weeks ago
1:23 is the best.
Chryyss13 2 weeks ago
"Or I can #$%# your lifeless body" LOL
ConRevolutionary 2 weeks ago
LOL these were just the laughs I needed today!
MrApenman 2 weeks ago
1:21 was so fuckin funny. "Theres a sort of tavern down there - the ragged flagon. Where all the lowlifes in Riften get drunk and f*** eachother!"
LordAkira 2 weeks ago
I am typing this with one hand.
Kilzmon 2 weeks ago
0:27 so funny
uncurablekill 2 weeks ago
you can come with me or i can #$@! your lifeless body Merchant: I'd rather you'd #$@! my #$@!.
MightyReign 2 weeks ago
i f**ked my own daughter
SACR3DSAUCE 2 weeks ago
Jaree-Ra Definitely tryed to #$@! me over i can tell you that.
awsome44ify 2 weeks ago
"The last thing the Blackbriar's need is some stranger sticking their d**k where it doesn't belong.."
lmao
AerialRush 2 weeks ago
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0:07 follow me, Dovahkiin, to the singles party
li94362420 2 weeks ago
"shake ur hand and **** you at the same time" XD XD
warren010h 2 weeks ago
"I used to be an adventurer like you, than I took an arrow in the d***."
*Runs away*
ThatGamingAsian 2 weeks ago 30
Suck a Beep and a beep XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
littleorfyn 2 weeks ago
I fucked my own daughter
Detox259 2 weeks ago
I'm crying. Its so funny.
Mrtimberwolf789 2 weeks ago
f... your lifeless body hahaha
yournanonastick 2 weeks ago
I laughed so hard I cried, and the elf's face right at the end ahahahahahhahaha
flyingwithdragons1 3 weeks ago
this is genius
d00mgirl17 3 weeks ago
0:57
TehUndeadCpt 3 weeks ago
he took an arrow in the wha....?? XD
PortersX2cannon 3 weeks ago
I #*@! my own daughter... XD
MrNuclearArmageddon 3 weeks ago
0:24 barely able to suck a dick
Nush62 3 weeks ago
LOL SO FUNNY
XxLiLbOiXx1 3 weeks ago
im sobbing lol
best are 1:54 and 0:26 lol
smoshteamianhecox 3 weeks ago
omg poor brynjolf!!! ROFL
Cernunnas 3 weeks ago
¨YOU CAN WALK WITH ME TO THE KEEP, or i can fuck your lifeless body
SuperDopeHope 3 weeks ago 65
@SuperDopeHope Your choice xP
EatCakeItsGoodYum 3 weeks ago
@SuperDopeHope your choice
Earitated07 1 week ago
It's funny how help is so oftentimes is mixed up with #*@! :D
illecoolguy 3 weeks ago
y ur britness so hi
videogameaddicsattic 3 weeks ago
"I %@$#'d my own daughter"
I lost it.
MisterAwsome1234 4 weeks ago 78
0:24 I watched this in class. I couldn't stop laughing so I was kicked out of the classroom...
KleveeenRAAM 4 weeks ago 3
1:40 my brain is such a racist bastard haha
F1aco281 4 weeks ago
1:04 If you're looking for a hand%&@, you'll want to speak with my husband.
Wait, what?
click89pt 4 weeks ago 3
another wonderer hear to suck my fathers dick!
Dabestusernamever 4 weeks ago
*stoneface* i f!"¤% my own daughter.
empahed 4 weeks ago
id rather u F&#@ my lifeless body if u dont mind :P
abounowes 4 weeks ago
Brightness much
thecko98 4 weeks ago
"...fuck your lifeless body.'' PFWAHAHAHHAHA!
D3admaus 4 weeks ago
"i !"#"% my doughter" fucking priceless! XD
spellgalen808 4 weeks ago
2:00 he's like WAT THE
Annihitate 4 weeks ago
@Annihitate I love how he just looks at you like, "Help!"
Bexteron1990 4 weeks ago
if you`re looking for a hand*** then you should go and speak to my husband LMFAO
CorbenRF 4 weeks ago
1:22 " i bet the two of us are very alike so why not take the next step we can Fuck each other" LOL
MrAjaz1990 4 weeks ago
"Camilla, i've seen her talking to that Faendal. Filthy *#!ker needs to keep to his own kind."
I've got hiccups from laughing too much.
scottuk123 4 weeks ago
1:04 X D
Maxermo 4 weeks ago
1:04 They blocked out "Job". :D
BenSapphire2011 4 weeks ago
@BenSapphire2011 Also... at 1:52...
Open the skills menu to level up.
Skill increased: Immaturity
BenSapphire2011 4 weeks ago
1:29 XD
TheUnitedGuys 4 weeks ago
the perfect turn to face the camera at the end, hysterical.
Eagl3xStrik3 1 month ago
1:22 :D
Trigarou 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
101 people took an arrow to the knee
ItzExcluziveXD 1 month ago
@ItzExcluziveXD 101 people took an arrow to the @%$#
Minemaster100 4 weeks ago
I fuck my own daughter...
YootubeMrX 1 month ago
so why not take the next step we can *BLEEP* each over
Funkeyjosh 1 month ago
look at the background 36 seconds in
MrMrletsplay22 1 month ago
at 2:00 i think the guy who looked at the camera heard someone say: "i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee."
chrisrentri 1 month ago
LOL @ the last one hahahahaha
4Strather 1 month ago
0:07 DOVAHKIN DOVAHKIN NOT A SINGLE SARDINE
PwnerBalooner 1 month ago 191
@PwnerBalooner AHHHHH!!! I can't unhear it!!!
CrispeyAgentZ 4 weeks ago
@PwnerBalooner - wow. you are a dick. i'm going to !#*(& that song and every time i do i'm going to think of you. asshole.
1androo2 4 weeks ago
@PwnerBalooner You win.
MisterAwsome1234 4 weeks ago
@PwnerBalooner lol thats wat i always said
baconnet985 3 weeks ago
@PwnerBalooner HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
TheArabterror 3 weeks ago
@PwnerBalooner I love how you noticed that!
flyingwithdragons1 3 weeks ago
@PwnerBalooner CAN'T BE UNHEARD
jojjo223 2 weeks ago
@PwnerBalooner ITS DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN FOR THE SAKE OF SKYRIM
@3#?!^&*$*^%@@
EquinoxWarrior 2 weeks ago
1:52 CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
HGKxPrOdUcTiOnZ 1 month ago
Why does this not have more views?
LastHCompany 1 month ago
That was funny)))
Why do I keep playing this game... X(
Ayla156156 1 month ago
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIE YOU THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE ===[-)
ReccaBlaze1 1 month ago
genius ahahahaha
thebeaterz16 1 month ago
My line if I was a bailbondsman: "We can do this one of two ways: You can come with me to the jail, or I can [beep] your lifeless body" ahaha
ThaGERG 1 month ago
0:48 Keep your d*** out of your hands and we ll get alot of just fine.. :)
NuraddinZangi 1 month ago
0:57 XD
jrw97 1 month ago
0:27 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH x'D
andrewGhini 1 month ago
OMG 0:24 HAD ME IN TEARS!
1998deadpool 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim 54
@1998deadpool HOLY CRAP YOUR RIGHT ME TOO!
TheLegoguy0805 2 weeks ago
@1998deadpool ur severely emotionally weak then.
CommanderMattShepard 2 weeks ago
this fits in so well its crazy
AWESOME123761 1 month ago
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone's obsessed with ****."
gdsm93 1 month ago
2:00 HELLA FUNNY XD
MilkMan2459 1 month ago
1:23 XD
Jackou97 1 month ago
i used to be an advanturer like you then i took >>-----dick> 0:16
pipboy3000A 1 month ago
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pipboy3000A 1 month ago
shit... so much for my comment in the last video =(
KyleS2014 1 month ago
Hey look guy's, he just SOPA'd Skyrim
MetalAddict345 1 month ago
LOL @ 7
Shcroth 1 month ago
Another stranger here to like my father's butt! Lolololololol instant thumbs up :)
Joeseph1001 1 month ago
i used to be an adventur like you... then i took an arrow in the *****
HAAHAHAHAHA
TheSuperkillerzucca 1 month ago
at 0:38 what kind of armor is that I WANT ANSWERS!
TheNapalmer123 1 month ago
@TheNapalmer123 Master theives guild armor you get it by doing all the missions for delvin and vex
rtallen1996 1 month ago
Halarious
carnage1970 1 month ago
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fl0ydje 1 month ago
@fl0ydje You clearly misunderstand the bill
Melermometal 1 month ago
1:22 You look Mew. I'm Mewtwo.
BDaDennis 1 month ago
How can people dislike this
fastback1264 1 month ago
0:28!!!! bursted out laughing then my family was like wtf?...
AREAxrs 1 month ago
You're gonna have to f#'@! him off that's the only way to get his attention LMFAO
startgam 1 month ago
0:28 I f*%k my own daughter lol
BHTV3D 1 month ago
aka the SOPA act
superblackdoom 1 month ago
Genius video!
StoryWriteR45 1 month ago
0:32 XD
1:06 LOL
the last one was the funniest
TheIntelligentGam3r 1 month ago
I *BEEP* my father in more ways than people realize.
ThatDudeWithTheGFace 1 month ago
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How to be rich in Skyrim:
Buy a store
Sell knee guards
Bobbyboy532 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
We can walk up to the keep, or I can F*@k your lifeless body
LMFAO
FunnyDevo17 1 month ago
"we can do this one of two ways:
you can walk up with me to the keep,
or i can **** your lifeless body.
your choice"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ld144 1 month ago
ok, someone needs to mod that lat one. i wanna hear the guards say that one to me.
jeffreylane 1 month ago
"Keep your **** out of your hands and we'll get along just fine."
Ep1cist 1 month ago