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  • 'We can do this one of two ways, you walk with me to the Keep, or I can fuck your lifeless body, your choice', the look on his face after that was priceless XD

  • today's theme is masturbation!

  • 2:00 Did anyone notice he turns to looks at you like: DID THAT GUARD JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID.

  • 2 best phrases

    1. I bet the two of us are very alike, were very alike. So why not take the next step, we can #*@! each other! ALMOST DROPPED MY LAPTOP laughing!

    2. I used to be an explorer like you... then i took an arrow in the #*@! ROFLMAO!

  • i fuck my own daughter - EPIC!

  • We can handle this 1 of 2 ways, i can take you away to the keep, or i can $&@€ your lifeless body, your choise..

    I lost it there laughing!!

  • YOU CAN WALK WITH ME TO THE KEEP, OR I CAN **** YOUR LIFELESS BODY, YOUR CHOISE

  • If your looking for a hand #$# talk to my husband lol

  • This waz so frieken funny! Lololololol

  • another wanderer here to lick my fathers #*@! good job

  • literally rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off!

  • Believe it or not..I got here by searching for the "normal part of youtube".

  • 1 then 9... LOL

  • Golum-Ei is a dangerous one. He will shake your hand and #*@! you in the #*@! at the same time.

  • "I !@#$% my own daughter"

    I lost it there.

  • Oh dear god I'm crying with joy and my stomach hurts of laughing to hard.

  • 1:10 LMFAO

    

  • Another wanderer, here to lick my father's !@#$. Good job.

    I died laughing.

  • Roflmao

  • did you just say Robot Chicken?

  • "Another wanderer here to lick my fathers d!ck, good job!" Fuckin hilarious. XDDD

  • this is fucking hilarious

  • 1:09 is da BEST

  • I couldn't stop laughnig at 0:14!!! XD

  • Now this was sooo awesome:D Laghed my #*@! out!

  • i lost it when the old fart fucked his own daughter :D

  • 0:28=-0:29 I ****** my daughter

  • Keep you **** out of your hands then we could get along

  • Oh my GOD this was FUNNNNY!

  • if u want a hand@*& youll have to talk to my husband

  • lool

  • MORE

    

  • whiterun guard: i used to be an adventer like you, then i took an aarow in the dick

    me: THE FUCK!

    later : jeez i feel bad for you

  • this is so funny

  • we can fuck each other

  • OMG old PERVERT 0:28

  • 0:26 my face hurts from laughing :DDDD

  • It's perfect how the Brand-Shei looked at the camera at the last second!

  • Look at the elf at the end.. He looks at you like, "He didn't just say that..."

  • "Keep your #*@! out of your hands..." lolol

  • i nearly choked at 0:40 LOL

  • i love the look the dark elf gives to the camera at the end :D

  • 0:36 now im afraid to shake hands with people

  • 0:57 Nelker, "Another Wanderer here to lick my father's $£@! (Dick)"

  • "your going to have to $^*% him off,its the only way to get his attention" LOL

  • make it stop, it hurts

  • 0:06 "follow me, Dovahkiin, to the singles party!!"

  • I used to be an adventure like you... then I took an arrow in the @&$@

  • 2:01 i love how he looks at the camera.

  • If you want a good hand#^%*,Talk to my husbend :DDDDDD

  • 0:57 Great,another wanderer,here to lick my father's #*@!. Good Job.

  • Wait..... Is this legit? Seriously

  • 0:18 well than maybe you shouldnt have stuck your %^@!$ where it doesnt belong...ouch

  • #'@!

  • We can do this one of two ways, you can walk up with me to the keep, or i can fuck your lifeless body, your choise. And then looks at us with a WTF? face. xD

  • @kasela15 holy shit, we can fucking swear?

  • @kasela15 the best part, period.

    

  • 0:09 listen.

    Dovakiin, Dovakiin, not a single sardine, tell a lie for the booze

  • i'm lmmfao right now

  • that was beeping hilarious havent laughed that hard at a youtube video in ages

  • "if you're looking for a (bleep)job, [pause] then you'd better speak to my husband" ROFL

  • :LDASFDGdga

  • I absolutely lost with "Or I can %$@# your lifeless body."

  • 1:23 is the best.

  • "Or I can #$%# your lifeless body" LOL

  • LOL these were just the laughs I needed today!

  • 1:21 was so fuckin funny. "Theres a sort of tavern down there - the ragged flagon. Where all the lowlifes in Riften get drunk and f*** eachother!"

  • I am typing this with one hand.

  • 0:27 so funny

  • you can come with me or i can #$@! your lifeless body Merchant: I'd rather you'd #$@! my #$@!.

  • i f**ked my own daughter

  • Jaree-Ra Definitely tryed to #$@! me over i can tell you that.

  • "The last thing the Blackbriar's need is some stranger sticking their d**k where it doesn't belong.."

    lmao

  • "shake ur hand and **** you at the same time" XD XD

  • "I used to be an adventurer like you, than I took an arrow in the d***."

    *Runs away*

  • Suck a Beep and a beep XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • I fucked my own daughter

  • I'm crying. Its so funny.

  • f... your lifeless body hahaha

  • I laughed so hard I cried, and the elf's face right at the end ahahahahahhahaha

  • this is genius

  • 0:57

  • he took an arrow in the wha....?? XD

  • I #*@! my own daughter... XD

  • 0:24 barely able to suck a dick

  • LOL SO FUNNY

  • im sobbing lol

    best are 1:54 and 0:26 lol

  • omg poor brynjolf!!! ROFL

  • ¨YOU CAN WALK WITH ME TO THE KEEP, or i can fuck your lifeless body

  • @SuperDopeHope Your choice xP

  • @SuperDopeHope your choice

  • It's funny how help is so oftentimes is mixed up with #*@! :D

  • y ur britness so hi

  • "I %@$#'d my own daughter"

    I lost it.

  • 0:24 I watched this in class. I couldn't stop laughing so I was kicked out of the classroom...

  • 1:40 my brain is such a racist bastard haha

  • 1:04 If you're looking for a hand%&@, you'll want to speak with my husband.

    Wait, what?

  • another wonderer hear to suck my fathers dick!

  • *stoneface* i f!"¤% my own daughter.

  • id rather u F&#@ my lifeless body if u dont mind :P

  • Brightness much

  • "...fuck your lifeless body.'' PFWAHAHAHHAHA!

  • "i !"#"% my doughter" fucking priceless! XD

  • 2:00 he's like WAT THE

  • @Annihitate I love how he just looks at you like, "Help!"

  • if you`re looking for a hand*** then you should go and speak to my husband LMFAO

  • 1:22 " i bet the two of us are very alike so why not take the next step we can Fuck each other" LOL

  • "Camilla, i've seen her talking to that Faendal. Filthy *#!ker needs to keep to his own kind."

    I've got hiccups from laughing too much.

  • 1:04 X D

  • 1:04 They blocked out "Job". :D

  • @BenSapphire2011 Also... at 1:52...

    Open the skills menu to level up.

    Skill increased: Immaturity

  • 1:29 XD

  • the perfect turn to face the camera at the end, hysterical.

  • 1:22 :D

  • 101 people took an arrow to the knee

  • @ItzExcluziveXD 101 people took an arrow to the @%$#

  • I fuck my own daughter...

  • so why not take the next step we can *BLEEP* each over

  • look at the background 36 seconds in

  • at 2:00 i think the guy who looked at the camera heard someone say: "i used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee."

  • LOL @ the last one hahahahaha

  • 0:07 DOVAHKIN DOVAHKIN NOT A SINGLE SARDINE 

  • @PwnerBalooner AHHHHH!!! I can't unhear it!!!

  • @PwnerBalooner - wow. you are a dick. i'm going to !#*(& that song and every time i do i'm going to think of you. asshole.

  • @PwnerBalooner You win.

  • @PwnerBalooner lol thats wat i always said

  • @PwnerBalooner HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @PwnerBalooner I love how you noticed that!

  • @PwnerBalooner CAN'T BE UNHEARD

  • @PwnerBalooner ITS DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN FOR THE SAKE OF SKYRIM

    @3#?!^&*$*^%@@

  • 1:52 CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

  • Why does this not have more views?

  • That was funny)))

    Why do I keep playing this game... X(

  • I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIE YOU THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE ===[-)

  • genius ahahahaha

  • My line if I was a bailbondsman: "We can do this one of two ways: You can come with me to the jail, or I can [beep] your lifeless body" ahaha

  • 0:48 Keep your d*** out of your hands and we ll get alot of just fine.. :)

  • 0:57 XD

  • 0:27 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH x'D

  • OMG 0:24 HAD ME IN TEARS!

  • @1998deadpool HOLY CRAP YOUR RIGHT ME TOO!

  • @1998deadpool ur severely emotionally weak then.

  • this fits in so well its crazy

  • "You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days? Everyone's obsessed with ****."

  • 2:00 HELLA FUNNY XD

  • 1:23 XD

  • i used to be an advanturer like you then i took >>-----dick> 0:16

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  • shit... so much for my comment in the last video =(

  • Hey look guy's, he just SOPA'd Skyrim

  • LOL @ 7

  • Another stranger here to like my father's butt! Lolololololol instant thumbs up :)

  • i used to be an adventur like you... then i took an arrow in the *****

    HAAHAHAHAHA

  • at 0:38 what kind of armor is that I WANT ANSWERS!

  • @TheNapalmer123 Master theives guild armor you get it by doing all the missions for delvin and vex

  • Halarious

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  • @fl0ydje You clearly misunderstand the bill

  • 1:22 You look Mew. I'm Mewtwo.

  • How can people dislike this

  • 0:28!!!! bursted out laughing then my family was like wtf?...

  • You're gonna have to f#'@! him off that's the only way to get his attention LMFAO

  • 0:28 I f*%k my own daughter lol

  • aka the SOPA act

  • Genius video!

  • 0:32 XD

    1:06 LOL

    the last one was the funniest

  • I *BEEP* my father in more ways than people realize.

  • We can walk up to the keep, or I can F*@k your lifeless body

    LMFAO

  • "we can do this one of two ways:

    you can walk up with me to the keep,

    or i can **** your lifeless body.

    your choice"

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • ok, someone needs to mod that lat one. i wanna hear the guards say that one to me.

  • "Keep your **** out of your hands and we'll get along just fine."