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  • i hope you have more of these vids man this is b far the funniest thing i have ever watched.

  • frauds like this give anyone who are Christians a bad name

  • WANKER !!!

  • im thinking charlie sheen mixed with PCP and angel dust, along with a case of beer and 5 lines of coke off a hookers ass.

  • tokin the ghost, with jahovajuana.

  • Did he say C-tabs in his sermon. That's LSD!

  • I wonder if he shared all his stash with those people in the crowd hehe.

  • This Dude's a winner. He has tiger blood!

  • @mrd2u2u2sucks And Adonis DNA

  • this guy went off his Meds... what a freak... snort some more coke...

  • @timothyj1966

    I want what he's drinking!

  • @LevelHeadedWorld Well, I first saw this nut as our pastor used this video clip in his message last night. I am a Bible-believing, born again Christian, and not ashamed of it.  And I assure you that I would not make fun of God. But laugh at this guy? Yep! He's off his rocker, and God isn't within a million miles of this blasphemy! Try reading your Bible more.

  • hahahah More Glory. love john he speak freedom

  • Really? 

  • @LevelHeadedWorld AHHAHAHAH! I first thought that you were saying that it was dangerous because so many people who follow this are fucked in the head, but no.. You can't laugh because it will offend god.. WHAT A JOKE. This video can crack me up any day of the week.

  • Oioioioi! 

  • Oh Jesus is right!!!! This guy's brain is obviously completely fried and being a preacher is the only career option open to this moron!

  • Unfucking believable. He is disgracing Marijuana. Very offensive shit.

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  • this guy doesnt have any rhythm

  • Toke Jehova-juana? It appears there are more ways to take the Lord's name in vain than just adding it to swear words. He needs help all right, but not from the angels. Do strait jackets come in different sizes?

  • LOOK!!! A Wolf in cheap clothing!!!

  • Are you people retarded? He isn't drunk or high - he's desperately trying to make Jesus seem hip by equating him with drug use. Desperate lame shit. If I could get ahold of this phony playacting douche, there'd be little pieces of goatee stuck to my bloody knuckles.

  • @sdp026 That could very well be the case. But that is so contradictory to their rhetoric.

  • @sdp026 I guess I'm retarded.

  • @StanBennet

    You've taken an important first step by admitting it. Good luck with that!

  • @sdp026 I've known that for years! lol! Take care my friend.

  • How stupid of a dumb person...a huge joke...sickening idiot

  • He's a Fry-Baby. I bet he's dosing pretty hard. Jesus help this man...and forgive me for LMAO.

  • Why do the people in the audience always look like the ones in Wal-Mart and fast food joints?

  • This guy's favorite song is probably Mojo Nixon's "Are You Drinking With Me Jesus?"

  • My favorite part is when he pretends to be a sniper HAHAHA.

  • @Trancemaster2052 Wreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee BOOM! hahaha!

  • noing noing noing.

  • toking the ghost .? this is no man of god

  • noing noing noing !? the high way and the right way .ok i am still weighting for something sensible to come from this idiots mouth . RAMBLE ON man ,ramble on .

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIEEE DOKIE! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MMMMMMM

    What an idiot!

  • This guy is so far off in left field it's not even funny. He just rambles on incoherently. Sad.

  • oing oing

    

  • I̠͕͉̥͖̙̠̹͗ ̸̭̤̪̼͎̱̬̤̱͊̊͌̿͛̎̉͝w͋̂͏̛̙i̧ͬ̌͗͘­̖̬l̒̍ͤ̈ͭ͋͊҉̻̟̺͙̪l͚̞̱̩ͫ̐̓̈ͨ̔ͣ̀͠­̩̮̜͔ͅ ͍͍̭̜̼̙̣͔ͭ̉͊̈́͡r̨̠̠̟̦͕͎̊a̓̐ͥ̅̋͆ͫ­̪̳͙̯̣̼̬̯̞ͫ͌p̷̪̟̞̣̼͙̭̒ͣͮ̄ͫͧ̿eͩ̒­̶̘̼̺̟̅͂͠ ̡̛̪̱̝̳̿ͩ̿ͩ̈ͭ͟h̵̫͇̠̼͎̱͔ͬͩ̇̏̔i̔ͩ­̵̵̤̞̟̩̝͇̝̈ͫ̏͌̀̇ͦ͟s̢̹̯̙͖̈́̓̊͂͘ ̨̞̙̺͔ͮ̾͠f̛̩̭͉͉̀̚͟l̦̱̪ͬ͂̎e͆͊̈ͫ̚­̵͉̖̻̐ͧs̨̛̤̭̎ͮͯ̽̑͠h̭ͯ̈̉̚͞͡ ̨̣̭̞̗̩̳̭̰̊ͬ͂̊̄̕a̴̹̘̝̦̬̖̮̮ͯ͛̾̔̍­n͖͚̞̮̺̤̖̫̆͋̃̒d̸̪̜͉̟͚̭͚̈́͠͡ ̠͂͋͊ͥ̾̈́ͩ̓ͅb̨̡̰̫̑̓͛ͪ̐͜l͓̟̫̋̎͊̏ͦ­o̸ͪͯͦ͂͏̫͎͈͙̀o̱͙̦̙̹͋͊̏̈̾̋ͅdͭ̐͑ͭ­̻̙̃,̪̯͈̳̹͐ͮ͢ ͍̮̟̳̮̻̔̀̇́͞S̉̓ͬ͊̀̎ͭ҉̩͔͈a̎̑͌̿̄̊­̴̫̜͈̘́t̫̘̰̘͔ͤ́͆̚͠a͇͖̤͈͉̟̠̎̕͟nͩ­̴̡̌̉̊̓҉̱̙̪̘.̥͖̫̲̺̺̘͉̐̒̇͗͛͌ͯ̚̕

  • He's oinking like a pig. What's that all about? Freak? He's talking about the getting into the spirit realm. Isn't forbidden in the bible? He sounds like he's worshiping the devil.

  • @pkrska Oh I get it. He's high on drugs.

  • where in the hell is this church. what kind of people attend this "church".

  • Wonder what Jesus thinks about these morons?

  • @Master1950 We'll eventually find out.

  • Wow, youve got to be kidding me. Dont leave the church because of this bud, find a real loving church where God is in true operation.2 Timothy shares we should stay away from the profane thing. This is profane...

  • Someday there's going to be a poster that states this guy has escaped from the loony bin!

  • On a serious not this is fucking sad."drinkin' buddies" "Mainline ing jesus" "Jehovahjuana" "riding the wave" Not to mention the sneaky way he talks about esoteric "spirituality".Then finally the "taste and see tab" reference to Lsd.Then his overall message @ 7:37-7:42.Anyone still want to be a "christian"? I left the church because of garbage like this.I advice you all to do the same.You'll see more of satan and his demons in a church more so than crackheads and junkies on the streets.

  • this guy has tiger blood.

  • 2 words: Jack Daniels

  • Then he makes the sign of the cross right at the beginning.

  • He didn't show up in Ireland, but an Irish pub on his birthday. That's how he managed to end up in Georgia and Ireland at once!

  • I'm starting to see a common pattern -- when these clowns are "drunk" or "hj" in the spirit, it's their excuse to be loaded on stage.

  • ...what?

    

  • Wow man! Ah feel the anointing here tonight! Thank you Jesus!! Honestly how people can take all this utter bilge seriously is beyond me. This man is as nutty as a fruitcake.

  • @WeTheStrange I like your screen name. Hoy yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy!!!!!

  • @WhatTheFlyinFudge I like YOUR screen name! Tee hee hee!!

  • I preferred my friend Alan much more before he started preaching. As far as the Amazing Hole-Free Ear goes: pics or it didn't happen.

    I'll take his word on the diamond thing though. Everything about that screams "believable."

    Habakkuk 2:14 says: Hooing Ooing Oing Oing Oing

    Also, "Thomas of Something Or Another" is my famous saint.

  • Why does he keep his eyes closed ? I believe he's high on heroin.

  • Why does he keep his eyes closed ? He's acting.

  • oing oing..really..oing oing.....LMAO

  • Is he drunk or high?

  • What an INSULT to JESUS -GOD and the HOLY GHOST!!

  • This guy is stoned.

  • wow! your right i dont believe he is a man of god!

  • Wow......... this guy is insane

  • Good Lord, these people sitting in the crowd watching this idiot is as dumb as he is.

  • What was this man doin? is he man of god, or a preacher or just playing stupid infront of church people or what? i think he is crazy, or being possessed by evil spirit, i can't believe that he knows what he was doing...he was making fun of himself, he looks stupid and out of his mind...i don't know if he was a christian or an atheist just playing games here or really crazy man...so many crazy people nowadays...tsk tsk tsk

  • @10rosegarden14 he's definitely not an atheist. usually atheists actually are pretty normal and live their lives based on evidence and facts. not superstition and talking snakes in a garden and a guy grabbing every animal and putting them on a boat.

  • Thank god im a muslim!

  • Hanna Barbera wasted a lot of money on their voice talents.

    They could have just paid this one dude.

    He would have done all their sound effects.

  • yeah! i believe he is possessed by evil spirits.

  • I believe that The Holy Ghost can get you high but this is not that high. This is straight out of the pit of hell.

  • this guy is so hiiiigh.. No Jesus act there, just Weed, Salvia and Beers! oing oing oing! lol! fcking "modern" Christians xD

  • Are you kidding me? He got them all high.... on AIR.

  • fucking dweeb.

  • He is John Travolta ish

  • Is he sleeping walking?

  • i would love to punch that goofy bastard in the face! wtf?

  • friar tuck angels oy oy oy

  • oing oing , oing oing.. eeerrrrrr

  • WTH?????? 

  • This is no less than Kundalini occultism. Drunkenness, drugs and shooting up for Jesus? Blasphemy. Rather than this demonic call to get "drunk in the (spirit)" compare what Paul says in Ephesians 5:18: "Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit." How plain do you need it? Do not get drunk (out of control) but be filled with the Spirit (in control - see Gal. 5:16-26 - esp. v. 23). Lord have mercy!

  • @sonlover62 or realize religion is bullshit and have a good time at this freak's expense.

  • On behalf of all true believers, I want to sincerely apologize for the bafoonery that has been witnessed. For non-believers, I believe material like this has lent itself to the destruction of the Christian image and reputation. It's nutjobs like this that make people like me and other fellow true believers look like clowns. This is NOT a move of God! The Bible says let everything be done decently and in order. God is not in the midst of confusion and these people are clearly confused.

  • @nubianyoutubian God is definitely in the midst of confusion, at first he's a dick, then he sticks it in a little and makes jesus, who is also him. Then he's like "lol, I'm going to die for you stupid humans, but I'm not really dying, I'm leaving to go to a place better than disneyland so it's not actually a sacrifice" then for 5 books after that he is apologizing for being an asshole for the first five books.

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  • ...SAD...

  • i meant tav, that's the greek in me coming out. i repent of my greek thought and greek alphabet. and of my greek spirit and greek body. tav... not tau.

  • VZA VZA VIBRATING LITERAL VIBRATIONS the alphet and tau christ jesus god from beginnnnnininnning to the end thank you lord you're so smart

  • straight outta Babylon.

  • woooooiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!! *crossbow* Wacha!!!!

  • Sick!

    

  • He looks and sounds high! The whole thing is nuts but start at 5:41 and watch for a few minutes. UNREAL!!! The congregation actually PARTAKES at 6:28. wow....

  • omfg the oyoyoyoing shit was so hilarious lmfao!

  • This guy has had most of Columbia up his nose before he went on stage

  • @neil73 most of coumbia, you mean all of columbia and amsterdam

  • @drewcox010101 That and a side order of psychotropics

  • @neil73 yeah, but he actually has a following! Are these people that lost they need this guy as a minister?

  • WHAAA?

  • What bible school did he go too ???

  • NICE to see that my X husband has a NEW JOB................. Aparently Jesus is Drinkin now.....

  • TOKIN the GHOST, hoing yoing

  • This guy knows a lot about drugs!

  • look up "Reading from the Book of Troll" on youtube. hilarious story about what happened to the original troll! "trolls gangsters and a 1997 crown victoria" rofl pass da word along its a funny story.

  • yow yow yow WTF?? This guys is NUTS!!

  • he is POSSESSED, but it is not with joy. He used to teach, but now he can't even teach God's word. God's word is what really delivers and sets free....not angels. This man is clearly operating in another spirit.

  • @ss4gokuss4vegeta

    Actually he's a comedian you laughable simpleton.

  • 1:52 .... was this guy trying to imitate John Lennon??? Check out the "Help" Beatles lyrics audition. WackJob AND a nut bar.

  • @wonkothemagicelf Then around 4:20 he either goes on a Magical Mystery tour and then Lucy in the Sky with diamonds.

  • meth

  • anybody can get up on stage when there high .  shit its eaiser that way !!....why do u think musicians are fucked up all the time lol!!

  • WHAT A FUCKING TARD!!!

  • as if a fairly well educated burnedout theology student takes a crack at comedy for something to do.......where was this?

  • bartender angels... ROFLMAOLOL!!

  • Ong Ong, what is up with the deep lean preachin? You got to be kidding me

  • *wipes away tears*

    I'm not sure even christians could defend this retardedness. But some might try!

  • lol wtf is this guys on an acid trip

  • OMG i have to tell you guys a few stories to wet your appetite! ahaha@

  • Whatever happened to "when you pray ,do not keep babbling on"

  • Bad chili???

  • @BearBarton53 Bad peyote

  • I think he's quoting from 1st Wingdings 3:6 which states: "HUUUUUUUUURK *ploop* *ploop* HOI YOING *bzzzzzzzzzzzt* fart fart farts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *fizzle* *pop* GRARARARHAHAHA!...........<sil­ence>............. And that's how the West was won."

  • This is called clan!

  • This Dude Is on Herion!! LOL ony ony ony LMAO How do Ppl sit there and not Boo Him or something

  • Decide 4 yourself: this guy has his own you tube channel; search SonsofThunder

  • Fat Friar Tucks wheeling in the barrels from Heaven? That's just priceless. He has to be on drugs. Seriously, I think I've sounded like that after a 2-day run with some good speed and hallucinogens.

  • Hoi! yoi! yoi! This guy is hilarious!!!!

  • ??Does anyone knows who he is??

  • @rob2049 yes...i had to find out on my own. nobody would reply to me. it was a great feeling...anyway..he is THE "john crowder"

  • That is a insult to religion and God, its all about "RESPECT", being humble. In order to speak with Queen of England you must behave in a certain matter. The sad part is that stupid Americans are supporting and joining such religions, they sure love stupidity

  • seriously did he just make the sign of the cross...seriously...I'm just fascinated by this video...I have a lot of questions now about false prophets.

  • hey atheists, this guy is going to hell with ya, its not too late if your reading this to get saved. 

  • I wonder if he was to be punched in the face would he still be 'a "hoi loying"?

  • This guy is like more seeming to be mentally ill.

  • This is what you do...Imagine this guy and all the wackos in a closed meeting with Jesus and the first disciples..It would be a rebuke /casting out demons party.nothing about this man says he is a follower of Christ no matter how many times he says "OK lord".The bible calls them "strange children" meaning not like the son(Jesus Christ)

  • @christophorM What else does it say about "strange children"???

  • @NawticJ They are after money ,power or love wemon (atleast one of these and sometimes all three).They teach a gospel that is not found in the bible to fill the churchs up with tares.

  • @christophorM Where in the Bible does it say this??? What is tares??

  • @NawticJ Tares are people who claim their christians but if you could spy on them for awhile, you would see that thet are christians in" name only".... the first christians were called Christians by the jews, because they remeind the Jews of Jesus Christ that was killed.Read what Jesus tells these tares in mathew7:21-23.Jesus used the term "tares" as fakes and the term "wheat" as the real disciples.

  • This has got to be a stand-up comedy performance. What the hell is this?!

  • Is he drunk??? Or HIGH??? Hey everyone Jesus gave me some crack before he told me to make all these funny noises infront of a large crowed of people...lol haha

  • he must have thought he was so funny I wonder if he gets payed....lol

  • wtf is wrong wit him

  • what church is this? and when are their services 'cause i am there!!!

  • @wlthuman LMAO

  • @rotator Morons? Ehh that's strong but yes closed minded folks for sure.

  • Blasphemy? God hates people like this? God hates sillyness? WTF I'm not a religion supporter and thank you for validating that for me! No god should hate no god should cast out any species! Clearly this dude is off his rocker or believes in his drivel but god hates?? You people emberass me to be human.

  • A true christian is simply a person who has lost all rational thought.

  • @BowserKod dammmmmmm...haaaa

  • A lot of you kids have never done acid.

    this is what it's like.

    Religion's for morons.

  • drunk as fuck

  • He was as articulate as I expected him to be. :-P

  • I hope he knows that there is a place where mockers go to. This is pitiful.

  • this guy has got to be on something

  • (for movie buffs) This guy could have been the stand-in for Vincent D'Onofrio in The Salton Sea. Probably could have got the role, except the director might have said, "Could you tone it down a little? The audience won't buy that kind of crazy."

  • @MorningStar616 they'd probably tell him to cut the hoy yoy yoying out.

  • @briank06261973 lol.:)

    I don't think there's enough definitions in the DSM-IV to cover this loon.

    3:50 - "Find their vein" WTF???

    Check out red T-shirt guy at 5:26 after "The secret of success is 'Get whacked. Stay whacked.'"

    6:00 "Wherever the chain gets broken, that's where we'll have the 'Deliverance' session afterwards". He forgot to mention the "Squeal like a pig" part :)

    p.s. Hoy yoy yoy...

  • @MorningStar616 I agree. This guy's a nutcase, pure and simple. My soon-to-be five-year-old daughter doesn't like him. She always turns the computer off every time I play this video. She has more discernment than half those people who listen to him.

  • @MorningStar616 Yeah, I did see the guy at 5:26. Can't tell if he's worshiping Jesus or John Crowder. it's sad to see these people getting deceived; this guy's into some pretty far out stuff, like bilocation and levitation, which are both rooted in new age garbage.

  • OOOO c-mon 4.40

  • What the fuck is this special needs guy doing and what is he talking about?

  • hahaha oink oink oink

  • Looks + sounds like A Pot Brownie O.D.

    time to look into less is more..dude

    Rooooaaaar oi

  • he had too much pork bbque on saturdays at the baptist ch. pls make sure u take some pigs with you may21...............you need `em up there

  • Is he high? He has his eyes mostly closed like he just smoked a good joint and is not quite there. People actually sit for this stuff? I am shocked no one walked out.

  • @SaleemsGoreeWife His whole premise is that he is totally under the holy spirit's influence and drunk in a way from it. He's very strange and I don't know...it's odd.

  • I would have walked out. Surely. This man is higher than the Georgia Pines

  • this isnt real is it??????

  • @B4mytyme yep/in all its "glory"

  • Fuck this fake piece of shit!

    I hope that he dies a very very slow death!

    Hopefully of anal cancer!

    FUCK HIS GOD!

  • Don't be a troll, jerk >=O