Dilbert - The Security Guard

[mcp893]

I see a DFS ad I was i saw hot pockets

[mucle6]

@ITheOnlyLanixI and @LawsonMovies notice the "2 years ago"

[denslat1]

@mucle6

3 now XP

[MrFlamingCat]

i really wish your videos would stop freezing,playing, wouldn't need to refresh. my god o.o

[riplego1124]

same



[verminslayer]

"Hello. Newman."

I know its him. ha ha

[Altoclarinets]

It keeps jumping to the next video around the 7:30 mark! Ughhh!

[Bassbait]

spit down his neck, the censored version of Full Metal Jacket right there.

[Prankster10001]

Mozilla FireFox + Adblock Plus = No commercials

[Stripes903]

" i think you hit a squirrel" LOL

[rgstever]

god i love adblock

[BoBsPfhorever77]

2 people were challenged to switch jobs with a security guard.

[BoBsPfhorever77]

Freaking hate Crackle, but love Dilbert!

[MemoryFoamMattres100]

I want be just like you

[Kurushimi1729]

I wouldn't mind the commercials nearly as much if they actually allowed them to buffer before attempting to play them. =/

[Stikmentor]

@Kurushimi1729

It's terrible. I haven't got that good of an internet connection anyway, but it's like my computer is trying to download the entire internet when the commercials come on :S

[edusuntrebor]

I didn't see an ID in there o.o

[stu1701E]

It's Fireball XL5 on the magazine cover at 4:10 !

[zachpollack]

dilbert is gay as fudge packing anyway and your commercials destroyed seconds of my life i wish I had back ....and then didnt even play the video! bite me hard!

[jddrew1000]

Ratbert and Loud Howard steal the show everytime u see them

[MovieMonster9]

I always say to the boss, "JUST SPIT OUT THE WINDOW!"

[tbizzleindahizzle]

theres no adverts on google chrome :D huzzah

[youyou5923]

@tbizzleindahizzle i'm on google chrome there are adds :(

[highonfire3653]

i love the boss

[passivesquid]

its takes an 8 hour course in nys to be a security guard

[DoriKatana]

2 people hit a squirrel ^w^

[PlanetFweez]

I don't want to buy a Ford, I WANT TO WATCH DILBERT.

[krisfrosz133]

I don't mind commercials but if it's the same one being repeated over and over again then that pisses me off.

Oh and this episode is funny.

[AMT4245]

FREAKING COMMERCIALS

[trissinata]

if i hear DSRL one more time im going to kill something.

[savtoz]

The original security guard totally looks like and sounds like Newman from Seinfeld.

[PerhapsDeadMaybeNot]

Dear Mr. Creator of Toyota.

Your commercials suck



[GodsBittersweetEmo]

Aw, poor feminine Asok :(

He's always the scapegoat XD

[ienjoytaffy]

the passage of the 18th amendment my dick.

[DoctorX41794]

Looks like Newman.

[soocermaster9]

the intro is to long and its geting kinda old

[PurpleNinjaPickle1]

HES KICKING WRONG TOO lol jk i love the following

dogbert

ratbert

catbert they rock

[mafleeted]

does anyone else think that the security guard sounds like newman from seinfeld?

[RockOnHakan]

@mafleeted it definitely is!!

[VampyricalX]

Motherfuck Cedarpoint!!!!

[huzaifah123]

@VampyricalX the cedar point commercial is better then the mnms one

[JoBoss3]

i got some stupid cedar park commercial...

its like 50 seconds...

can some one tell me what "fun and only" mean

[huzaifah123]

@JoBoss3 atleast the cedar point commercial is better then the mnms one and it's only 30 secs

[JoBoss3]

@huzaifah123 thats true ;)

[Ayamegurl678]

I got the slimjim commercial. TAME THE BEAST.

[KinghNation]

watching an ad once is cool, but watching it over four times on a same vid, you'll need a worst word than FUK U DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!!

[stollensecret]

i really wish you had a different advertisment on all your videos, i HATE this stupid hot pocket commercial.

[chrislastnamerperson]

@stollensecret i get a twitter commercial

[megabeaver23]

@stollensecret lucky i got a a commercial about constipation.

[333amon]

@stollensecret  hot pocket ? your lucky i get slim jim

[mafleeted]

@333amon castrol motor oil here

[333amon]

@mafleeted sup wit it

[Matt0401]

@stollensecret

Red Bull here.

[MsTigerseye77]

@stollensecret LOL!!! Hoooottt Pockets!! Check out Jim Gaffigan.

[artsyfartsy1998]

@stollensecret The reven8e one is worse.

[LawsonMovies]

@stollensecret i keep getting a comercial about sushi and saving money

[lTheOnlyLanixl]

@stollensecret i have a sushi ad... :/

[ETIxMOPHEAD]

i would like to see u do my job for 1 whole day! haha

[Flailwielder]

is the security guard numan?

[ETIxMOPHEAD]

yeah, it is!! LOL! They had Jerry Seinfeld on another episode as Comp-U-Comp! lol

[Bassbait]

and jason alexander is catbert!

[DahMaq]

Well no problems yet and I've been a security gaurd for over *commercial* 59 hours

[NukaColaQuantumVault]

If you have firefox, just get the adblock plus add-on, or if you don't, just skip to the end of the video, then go back to the beginning. That technique seems to work.

[DahMaq]

I was refering to how they commercial interrupted in mid scenetence I have no problem with them peronally

[enimuetheanimator]

i think you hit a squirrel

[HerrBismarck]

You would think that he would learn after the first job exchange.

[fistup54]

no more chilis commercial! now that they're gone i miss it

[akuma262]

I'm still getting them

[bobbomb72]

me to

[metalhellspawn]

Dilbert must live Chilli's.

[MsTaurus13]

he could've open a window to spit the rinse out lol

[BURNNNNNNNNNNN]

He's a manager, They don't think for themselves and know little to nothing else wise.

[Bronze998]

I've been a security guard for well over peper in some fire grilled.

[gabbygumdumb]

2 4 6 8 chiles sucks they r great DOH!

[tyotyo8809]

new comecal!!!!

[CONDORstudios]

Dude i want to be in the brotherhood

[ncktbs]

i still think that the security guard is newman from sienfeld

[kofaproductions]

it was. It was Wayne Knight from seinfeld.

[theflyingcrow97]

he was lso in an episode of the twilight zone the owner of a how called how muh do you love your kid?

[ncktbs]

i some how made it through 6 shows with out a single comercial

[Itell21]

Life is too short for bland commercials

[passivesquid]

this is funny, im a certified NYS security guard. i know people like that lolol

[VociferousGraf]

why the chair why

[VeeRozy88]

ITS NEWMAN!!!! :D

[KoanSilver21]

theres always enough time to be secure

[nbdy]

but dogs don't have dumbs...

[KoanSilver21]

TFRJKODGNHIDGH IORJU RUJ

[nolikebugs]

I agree 100%

[CPAMusic]

i neva new you could watch showss on utube

[Dakam2]

Son, You needs you some languages.

[young5000d]

second?

[kermanboy]

oh my sweet bananas

i feel like such a turd for saying it

but..

first.

[conor7433]

im in front of u

lol

[CowmasterStudios]

hehehe :)

[benyg64]

lololololol