Valentina Theme-Super Mario RPG

[drakemanification]

My mum saw me playing this, and I wracked Valentina and here boobs jiggled

my mum: what... the hell???

me: yep... here boobs are jiggling

[isaacman2000]

I'm sure you can get this song from vgmusic.com

[MattDragoran]

She is exactly like this: /watch?v=LirJ4EIdNqs

lol

[BlackAce11112]

Aw, that head. (The smithy's hammer is heavy, i know)

[GlasgowPhilosipher]

For the love of Palutena - eat something before you snap in half, woman!!

[darkhamguy]

Gamer: GENO CAN'T BE IN BRAWL CUZ SQUARE ENI-

Me: *plays SMRPG on virtual console*

Gamer:........fuck off square.....

[NewYorkS4U]

I think she might be a man; I mean, she replaces her hair with a bird, and her boobs look like implants ; )

[Wonocva15]

I kind of wish I went through with something I wanted to do in High School with this theme.

Transcribe this amazing theme into a duo or trio (I believe it's a trio) for strings. My orchestra at school had a few really well-off players who could do cool things at concerts if they wanted to, so I kinda feel ashamed I didn't try to finish this project.

[MrFreaklikespie]

@Wonocva15 I think it's a duet between a harpsichord and a guitar.

[BibbyThedark]

woooooooowww..... I've juste realise after twenty years that..... she's not a bird: it's only is hair!! Damn! that change my whole view of reality...

[Airking4321]

BOOBS KNOCKERS TITTIES

[LanceTheAutobot]

creepy frog face bird lady

[Mark20020]

Now that i look at it.... the bird is a hat or something... not the actual head... i could never see the eyes and nose thing on her face... only thing i saw was the bird, and considering the stage was mostly bird people.... and i was 8

[UrsTDI]

@Mark20020 I always used to think she was a bird too!

[GladDestronger]

most annoying music game period.... add in those voices even more rediculous

[evilmidget]

I'd love to hear this music live, played on the Harpsichord 

[runitecastle]

@evilmidget it sucks how little harpsichord owners/players there are on YT!

[NewRedNinja]

@evilmidget Me too.

[SailorSaturn69]

funny thing is actually sitting during the whole fight.

[Yamatonix11]

I always laughed at the fact that whenever you hit her, her boobs bounced to infinity.

[LuigiMasterix]

Captain Falcon: SHOW ME YuR BOOBS!

[helloimawesome77]

I wonder what the retarded policeman thought of this boss...

[neutralcartman2]

Nostalgia...boner

[PKFighterX201]

THOSE

BOUNCING

TITTIES

WHEN

SMACKED

[SoundboyEric]

boner

[znerky]

@PokeAshBrockMisty3 LMAO

[Xfan17]

I never knew which one was her head now I know

[luigifan586]

THAT STUPID DODO!!!!!!!

[EmeraldQuazar384]

I remember downloading this game and getting to this boss. My 9 year old brother came in to see what I was doing just as I reached this boss.

I cringed. >_<

[BlaizeTheDragon]

@EmeraldQuazar384 If you're trying to say what I think you are you are a very disturbed man.

[df61660a]

the music keeps the earth spinning...

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Her head looks like Arnold's head from Hey Arnold and her body looks like Heidi Montag

[McJiggys1999]

Why the crap does the have a bird on her head.........

[kyuii]

dem boobs

[perun1nj]

Why the long face?

[Harmon2]

I'm so glad there's a version of this song without the laughs behind it o.o it sounds so much better this way! :D

[Jake123557]

I found the boobs very disturbing when I fought her... And she isn't even hot...

[bladiumdragon]

@Jake123557 Duke Nukem would still hit it...

[Airking4321]

Tell me something... do statues... move?

No...

Then... explain... THIS!

It must be one of those -er- high tech life-like statues... lets get out of here.

[Nathanwwe169]

Anorexic much...

[Boywhoflies]

Silly Dodo, you're extinct!

[Rikku12e]

her head makes me think she is hey arnold's mother

[gregcs2010]

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh que gostosa :D

[VileVava]

She's only pretty in her fan-arts... |D Looks semi-egyptian..

But in reality... she just looks like a bus ran over her head..

[Silverhawk513]

Bad Romance!

[tktru]

@Silverhawk513 I thought the exact same thing, Valentina is basically pre-2010s Lady Gaga.

[drakemanification]

Giggidy Giggidy Goo!!!

[Lucario1795]

FUCK LOOK THAT B00:00BS

[Melomaniacal]

0 people dislike this video.

[Minwu325]

i out-thumbed the video itself

[MKM939]

Boobs ~ Courtesy of Square

[NagualElias]

this is obviously inspired by some of bach's harpsichord inventions

[Zoorah]

It really amuse me how some people thought the bird was her actual head XDD i can imagine how weirded-out they must have been as a kid, i mean wtf. bird-face-neck-tumor-big-boob-­lady-thing...

[q0zi]

Your face when you see the bird is just a hat

[DylOrNoDyl]

Woop woop woop woop woop...

[PG4398]

love me some harpsichord

[ValisHD]

you literally Breast punch her in battle ^_^

[YoshiGirl333]

@ValisHD O.o

[ValisHD]

@YoshiGirl333 just saying that actually happens in the game

[SakakiTheTomiyoto]

Valentina marries Booster at the end, that was the part that freaked me out.

[wormxing]

Hey look, it's Hey Arnold's mom.

[Angelmind4]

I swear Bach himself wrote this piece. He knew how awesome this game was going to be and rose from the dead to give us this awesome piece.

[BrainDS2]

@Angelmind4 Amen to that.

[JBecK220]

Harpsichord :D

[superawesom3]

Oh yea, id do her...

[olivierfromricochet]

this song reminds me soo much of tocatta, probabely because of the orgue.

[smartlamppost]

@olivierfromricochet Tocatta's waaaay more aggressive though. Assuming we're talking about the same tocatta. I'm talkin aboot the one that ELP did a cover of (originally orchestrael). Which one are you talking aboot?

[BrainDS]

My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid.

[dynelol]

@BrainDS

I felt retarded for not noticing that for years and then replaying it as an adult and seeing it.

[jmario232]

I loved the variety to this game. In addtion to having the main villains that comprise of Smithy and his robotic minions you also had secondary villains such as Valentina, Booster, and Croco. All the characters even the bosses had rather humerous and entertaining personalities to them. This game was in a word flawless.

[Methodologyofmadness]

FINALLY. *THAT* is what her face looks like.

[MiracleOverloading]

Never noticed, but I'm pretty sure that's Squawks from Donkey Kong on her head.

[corjonbett]

I got CREAMED by them for a while.... She didn't strike me as a bloody SORCERER....

[BroodK1ll3er]

The first time I saw boobs jiggle was when you have to fight her

[LucarioGotABoner]

Nintende has tog et there pervercency every now and again.

[knightmare864]

HIT

~Jiggle, jiggle~

Better than DOAX ;d

[domino592]

What a snotty bitch

[88Gojira]

I Hated this Character in the game, she made a flase mallow, Mallow's Been through too much, first he Finds out he's not a Frog and Now This AssHole Makes dodo the New Mallow ?, it felt so Great everytime it was mallow's Turn to attack this Bitch

[RevolverPhantom]

There's no "Whooop whooop whooop whooop whooop" in this version.

[BrainDS]

@RevolverPhantom Yeah =(

[PhoenixWrightMaster]

Poor Squawks. This is the problem with hunting.

[Princessstarify]

i defeated Valentina and Dodo (which i feel sorry for him). they reminded me of Team Rocket and the boss woman from Nadia.

[rudisimo666]

I think this song is inspired on Bach's "Fugue". It sounds strikingly similar! (watch?v=CbW1nNBqVnI)

[chippynose]

You know what? For years, I thought her head WAS the bird.

My mind has now been blown.

[Tundivyn]

@chippynose I had the same thought!!

[ILikeMeSomePokemanz]

@chippynose my mind = blown from your blown mind.

[SuperBlanka10]

and how come the laughing is missing from the music.

[SuperBlanka10]

her hair is squawks?

[DaichiXEdward]

SHe has a face! I always thought the bird was her face...

[sassafras741]

I think she has down syndrome. . . But the fellow above me says my argument is invalid. . . O.o Hmphm...

[Awesomesonicfan]

BREASTS HAVE ARIVED!

[churlyryan]

Where is the yowling?

[fustinupin]

ohhh, i was playing today this game, i fought her again :'), good memories came along, i beat her at lvl 21 LOL, i owned her xD, i love this game xD

[alferxxx]

her milk bottles jiggle when you hit her

[marioboy008]

@alferxxx jajajajaja i remember that i was li wtf o.O

[weer390]

@alferxxx haha I think they did that on purpose

[wongdor]

where'd you find this version of it without her incessant laughter in the background? T_T

[Elvisgratton90]

When I had to fight her, I always chose Mallow for the Middle Character. Then Dodo would take Mallow one-on-one on an epic Real Mallow vs Fake Mallow Battle

[marioboy008]

@Elvisgratton90 NICEEEEEEEEEEE

[demolition000]

BOOBZ

[ninjakio930]

that bitch was a Cheat to separate the middle partner of your party to make the fight even more difficult.

[nachorangel]

everytime you hit that bitch her boobs jiggle

[Spirit89890]

Her boobs bounced whenever you hit her.

[Elijahbabyluigifan]

i knew that her head was er head, infact, i didnt even know her hair WAS a bird....

[wxgeek723]

i didnt know she had a face...i thought the bird was her head...and i found it funny how her boobs jiggled whenever you hit her.

[Blues2Dark]

@wxgeek723 you and me BOTH! LOL

[dynamo50]

@wxgeek723 Yeah. It took me three tries figure out which part of her was her real face.

The first time I played it, I thought the bird was her face and had a freakishly fat neck thing below it.

The second time I watched someone else play it and realized the bird was just a bird so I figured the two little dots in the middle were her eyes.

The third try was just now and realized that those dots were not her eyes but her nostrils. And now I see just how ugly Valentina really is D':

[johannhowitzer]

I was playing this game once a long time ago and my grandma was watching, and she blurted out, "wow, look at her boobs."

Most awkward moment with my grandma. EVER.

[TVsmasher66]

@johannhowitzer That made my day.

[italianstallion904]

@johannhowitzer Your story made me smile. :)

[WeaviletheGreat123]

@johannhowitzer i would have lol'd xD

[lonelysith66]

@johannhowitzer Now, that's family bonding!

LOL XD

[jackbliss]

This music sounds like something pulled straight out of a Bach clavichord concerto. Phenomenal!!

[spagguettilove]

se parece a la hermana de boa hancok(en la cabeza) :D

[q0zi]

I remember copying my file to this point so I could listen to this song whenever I wanted to. Felt good man.

Also, why did she have big jugs? This is a kid game! Especially when she attacked.

[turtleshellshocker]

Same, I thought it was her head too X3

[NewYorkS4U]

Maybe Dodo follows her because that parrot on her head supposedly symbolizes a bird-like crown to Dodo, making him believe she's Lord of the Birds or something.

[kztar621]

@NewYorkS4U If it's a she then it's the Lady of Birds, not the Lord, LOL

[NewYorkS4U]

Since Booster looks like Wario, I'd figure Valentina would look like Mona, but nope. She doesn't even look human. Since she's now with Booster, I don't think this melody would suit Booster Tower from now on.

[marioandluigiforever]

@NewYorkS4U If you go back in Booster tower and look at Booster The 2nd, well it looks almost EXACLY like wario.

[Zoorah]

Her big boucy boobs were distracting me during the fight with her. Thats no fair. :[

[TimD106]

I'd titty fuck her, even with a bird head or bird as her hair.

[gocrazed1]

Why would she wear a bird on her he-BALD!

SHES BALD!

[Blues2Dark]

The question is why does she wear a dead bird for hair anyway LOL!

[Blizzardo1]

And to think that she was hot... now some ugly piece of shit has her.

[Nastrodamous89]

She is a sexy biatch ^___^P

[TheHcomment]

when i hit her...her boobs move like jello.

[CamusTheDark]

Her and Booster are a good match.

[VinnDiddy]

I dont think Nintendo could get away with such a character design in a Mario game now a days.

[XarynLucifer]

her boobs jiggle when you hit her.

crazy japanese people :D

[MeiReiNeko]

Without Valentina's OHOHOHO in the background, this song loses its charm..

[Airking4321]

YER IN THE BITCH'S TURF NOW GUYZ

[elementalpowerstar]

Actually the laughs in it too are part of the song... and I thought the bird was her head for the longest time until I got a good look at her. And she's drinking a martini, and her boobs jiggle around when you damage her.

...she's probably the reason it's rated K-A.

[Mccoins]

Her boobies jiggled when you damaged her, haha!

[GenoCheese]

@Mccoins They're too distacting. You'd wonder how her servants would be able to stare at her face and not her *cough* cleavage!

[demolition000]

FREAKIN boobies @_@ its too much!!!!

[MysteryAC]

Hey! Where's the background laughter you hear?

I can never hear this song without it. :/

"oh ho ho ho ho ho!"

[hiynastrike]

it looks like betty boop

[bobotherobohobo]

DEUUEAUGH

[CoralineR0xx]

@bobotherobohobo Yep.

[dakarus]

FUCK! I thought she was a BIRD!!!

[sonicdude657]

Dora's sexy football headed mom...

[soxylady138]

What about her retarted laugh?

[princedarienlover]

Anyone wonder why her boobs shake when you hit her? and another thing, the people of nimbus land see a bird and say he's prince mallow, do they have fucking amesia or has he been missing for 100 years?

[YoshiStack]

i got stuck on this boss and now my file has been earesd

[Pikerchu13]

Nintendo and Square Enix got a little carried away (should I say happy?) making her sprite design...

as when you hit her, her boobs jiggle

[NewYorkS4U]

The future wife of Booster.

[naynay101hotdog]

I wonder if it's shaken or stured...

[cowbow50]

god i hate valentina

[Armalizilto]

Nintendo got away with murder, because this boss's boobies jiggle in battle when she's hit or attacking.

[AtticusRh0des]

@Armalizilto Not really, nintendo can do what there want since there owner party and not 3rd party, so they do what they want and publish it.

[Armalizilto]

@AtticusRh0des Okay, I get it. But still Nintendo (everything) did dirty.

[Minwu325]

My hair is a bird.

Your argument is invalid.

[Mcheetah]

@Minwu325

Holy shit!!! Her head is actually UNDER the bird! For YEARS, I thought that was some kind of neck brace or something, but it's a fucking face! Valentina isnt a giant green dodo bird! She's a human!

MIND = FUCKING BLOWN.

[Kefka44]

@Mcheetah She's Also Betty Boop

[SKrmT0517a]

@Mcheetah Same thing happenned to me XD

[BigMDooply13]

Haha...yeah the people of Nimbus Land sure are smart..."here's prince mallow!"

[KennethMoreland]

Bird Boobies.

[Andyfishy2005]

The Mushroom Kingdom's queen socialite.

[bla287]

Well, I actually don't have that much knowledge of classical music but in this case here I just thought that I heard it before. And knowing that this track here is in F sharp minor made it quite easy to find out which Bach piece it was based on^^ Yeah it's not exactly the same but they did a good job "remixing" it for SMRPG.

[bla287]

BTW thx for the info about the Airship music, it has a lot of similarities with "Mars". Another thing I know of is that the 6th dungeon of Zelda: Link's Awakening is very similar to another Bach prelude (#2 in C minor, BWV 847, watch?v=FTeJ0l6mEd4)

[bla287]

Can anyone tell me if this is actually based on Bach? It reminds me a little of "The Well-Tempered Clavier - Prelude and Fugue No. 14 in F-sharp minor" (BWV 859, watch?v=v4YMkzdnVXk)

[LunInSpectra]

Wow man, nice catch.

[bluebluerule]

shes the mario RPG version of Fassad from mother 3 XP

[GenoCheese]

Really? I didn't know that...

[TolaMacarino]

Valentina is a gay tranny bitch. I hate him.

[yusuckass8]

SHe is one weird ass lady, lol is she Italian? Valentina seems Italian.

[DamienZshadow]

Curiously at the age of 6 I found myself trying to attack her the most out of any boss. I guess seeing her boobs move every time you hit her triggered something deep in my head without even knowing why lol

[Alectr0n]

Hey Arnold's mom.

[JPCoffe]

Valentina & Booster at the last floor in Booster Tower (with the3 Snifits)XD

[Lozo1786]

for some reason i used to think the green bird was her actual head... i was a weird kid. lol

[znerky]

@Lozo1786 You too!?!