Rowan Atkinson Live - No one called Jones - Dirty words

[TheBc99]

most self-control i have ever seen

[Yehia18]

Snape? Is that you?

[Mystify84]

brilliant! :)

[jwsnooker]

I want this teacher! :)

[mackawack12346]

I just squeezed teh pus out of my pud, now isn't that horrific!

[mickeyagrawal2001]

The herpes one was best..

[Crackhead5ko]

WHAT EVER HE SAIS ITZ HILARIOUS !!!!!!

[Strangevil]

Rowan Atkinson is one of the best actors ever lived !!!

[Saureyj1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[kakokapolei123]

These sound like the coolest kids of All Time

[darkreign134]

My prick: sorry im late sir

Rowan: Aah my prick so good of you to turn up. Bottom squeeze my prick in somewhere will you?

My prick: Oh goodie

[hahasaini07]

i like u Rowan man u rock like a foolish fox in my socks :p

[AlexB4455]

sukmeov 

[MrNooblost]

if he said smegma instead of enema that would have been very funny also

[TheYoshu66]

@tozZD The fact of it baffles me

[AlitRama]

@TheYoshu66

You being so god damned sexy baffles me.

[GilesHellier]

the king of pronunciation.

[eimah0725]

damn!...i almost fell on my chair...hahaha...and he's still serious? oh come on!

[LarkaDawg]

Enema you know I'm-a-dick don't you? Ejaculation. My-prick. Has anybody seen my-prick? Come on, somebody must have seen My-prick! Very well, remind me to beat My-prick when he gets here. Nice-and-quick. On-top. Pube, AH My-prick so good of you to turn up.

[LarkaDawg]

@chazzam9... Here you go, I just typed this up. Sorry for any errors, one word I don't know and there are a few made up, see the brackets. I'll have to do it in parts because it's so long.

Right come on settle down please. Answer your names: Anus. Arse-bandit. Bottom. Clitoris. Where are you clitoris? Do-do. Enema (not sure) Fist-up. Come on grow up, please! Genical. I'm sorry, Genital. Herpes.. Still with us I see. I'm-a-dick. I'm-a-dick?!

[ThePhatman1982]

@LarkaDawg Enema is the procedure of sorts when the nurse sticks a device up your butt if you have constipation.

[chazzam987654321]

could anyone put subtitles in English so that we who are learning could ROLF too? please?

[MystiKsGAME]

I'm more amazed at the fact he's able to simulate a class and be so quick to give warnings on stage. Does he practice this before show?

[acurri1]

can i find a this video with subtitles plz?

[shadyzone20]

HOW THE FUCK CAN HE DO THIS! HAHA! I'd be shitting my pants from laughter..

[surferdude3451]

Ass -bended???? Yeah and Imadick and suckmeoff...LOL k?

[bella3718122]

@surferdude3451 Ass-bandit

[nitevision92]

Zipper.... absent.

[kirrika12]

this is fourth video i watched today and im crying of laughter everything hurts me XD XD there is no humor like british humor X DXD

[clintonvincen]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­aahahhaahhahahahah........Im gonna die Ahahaa.......That was damn good bob.

[REALxMADRID125]

how could he keep such a strait face?

[ShNbWmN]

@REALxMADRID125 straight

[skunk597]

I stayed serious until anus ^.^

[ehlljoechul]

can justin bieber do this? with stay serious? i dont think so.. :d

[khokharshk]

I am a dick hahahahahahahahahahahaha thats a name

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[finaldestination438]

WTF "im a dick" lol

[redmr2na]

@finaldestination438 "Enema, you know I'm a dick."

[TheFaceslam]

pure talant :) nothing to say just amazing

[asianaven]

He sounds like Snape.

[nazalea27]

@asianaven I thought I was the only one who thought so! Wouldn't it be amazing if Alan Rickman/Severus Snape did this too? haha

[TKY527]

I'm sorry...I'm HK...I am not really understand what does he saying at the begining....

Can anyone tell me ?

[j0si3tr1nh]

@TKY527 hes calling students names which have dirty meanings or make funny sense afterwards

[heind1993]

@TKY527 He says "Answer your names". Which means "Raise your hand or say HERE if you are here"

[mekanikCircadia]

i thought it would be boring and unfunny until the herpes part

[suuperstylin]

my favorite is niceandquick haha just hilarious

[DeathCobraEater99]

That is brilliant

[youajakobatron]

funniest man alive

[fatg1t]

This is one of my all-time favourite sketches and not because of the dirty words but because of the clever use of the boys' names and the wonderful deadpan delivery which is the only way it could be delivered. It would have been ruined if it was done any other way!

"If I come back and catch Herpes in the corridoor like the headmaster did yesterday, there'll be trouble"!

[deno8976]

Pretty sure Neville from Harry Potter disliked this.

[tozZD]

how does he manage to stay serious?! HOW?!! :))))

[xiahj14]

@tozZD it is his profession.

[AlexB4455]

@tozZD you find when you're the one saying these words out loud you won't find them funny that or he has just heard them to a point he finds no humour

[tozZD]

@AlexB4455 yeah I guess so.. ;))

[lacarneinflamare]

@tozZD Its called good acting.

[MusicApreciater]

@tozZD Thats A Question Who Only Him Can Answer!

[retardedprogrammer]

@tozZD there are pills, yes indeed there are!

[Marekkotek]

@tozZD he is The Master !! thats how :D

[1katsan2]

AHHAHAHAHA..........AHHAHAHAHA­........Sounds like he's doing roll call for some

people I know!!!!!!!

[uaintheardnothinyet]

0:00



[ShNbWmN]

WHERE ARE YOU CLITIRIS!

[96jasraj]

great big hard cock ! EPIC!!!



[chavkill2]

DO DO SUCK ME OFF NICE N QUICK Detention !

[chavkill2]

RIGID FIST UP BOTTOM OUT!!

[0Tidgy0]

Genius. Without smiling or laughing in any way is a difficult task but RA passed with flying colours

[RememberTheVault101]

Keep Clicking 1:25 i love Rowan Atkinson

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

Mr. Greatbighardcock

[TehJuggalo93]

LMFAO!!!! <--- all i can say/do

[Jonbeee]

I cant belive he stands their, saying those names, without bursting into laughter

[8911fk]

I DIDNT GET HALF OF THE WORDS!!!!!!!

=@

[Tenucha]

@8911fk ... serious? Like... you didn't know what they meant or you had never heard them before?!

[8911fk]

@Tenucha i havent heard some of dem before!!!!

[adgjl52]

Rowan Atkinson is the best!!!

[veek24]

fml even the phil youtube has ads.

[STGOserpent]

How does he keep a straight face?! hahahaha

[231sexy]

DUDE! I'm trying to eat & can't stop laughing .. :P xD

[LiteracyLabyrinth2]

"Come on grow up please!" LOL

[Raiuval]

It's amazing how he doesnt laugh!

[flightsimtelevision]

mydick, has anyone seen mydick? C'mon someone must've seen mydick. Okay remind me to beat mydick when i get home! <3

[eddie3870]

@flightsimtelevision its actually myprick,,



[flightsimtelevision]

@eddie3870 your a retard he uses myprick so the video will be available to all ages, if u have the brain to understand that myprick is supposed to mean mydick, he wants to get u thinking.

[shinyminy94]

hhahahaha...XD .... first time hearing his voice...

[qriousstar]

"Zipper. Absent." How can no one get that? XD

[freaky011]

@qriousstar please explain, i seriously don't get it

[Darwin06QL]

how can anyone dislike mr bean?

i nknow he is rowan atkinson but ive been calling him mr bean like for ever

[be9s2me]

sweet

[ttxttx555]

I'm a dick

animal u know i'm a dick~~ HAHA XD

[FahdHaroon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[LoADinG097]

"if i happen to catch HERPIES, in the corridoor like the headmaster did yesterday, i will not be ammused!"

[DBTFxC]

My last name in Hardon =*(

[danishpride1]

"Come on, somebody must have seen Myprick!"

[TheGutshot888]

It's all alphabetical with meaning for all u genitals

[frasei28]

"Who appears to be turning into a ferett"

[hanscombe72]

Even the slightest smirk or smile would have wrecked this. You try and say this stuff deadpan and you wouldn't get far without cracking.

[CorruptedPersona]

@hanscombe72

Atkinson kinda reminds me of Jack Dee, both stand-up comedians and both use deadpan styles, no smirks, smiles or laughs, and as you said any of them would of ruined it. That's why love that style, it's almost like there trying not be to funny.

[TheTanglingTreats]

@hanscombe72 this shows he's awesome

[ken6346]

@hanscombe72 i was trying to do that the whole time, and kept screwing up on every single name

[Vlwow]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Freaking genious :)

[tanaychindia]

WILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

[Andragorans]

GENIOUS!!!!!!!

[MerkenMan]

It's great that this video and Tom, Dick & Harry are on YouTube. They were on the Rowan Atkinson Live VHS but removed from the DVD version

[FukochanIbuki]

I don't quite understand his accent..

I hope there's a subtitle.. =)

[y512516]

@FukochanIbuki

well then u have to brush up ur eng , cos with subtitles , it wouldn't be as funny

[Nirad007]

@y512516 transcribed audio is kinda funny

[TheDynamicalliiex]

he is the most funniest comedian alive

[Idnarmadur]

Sakmyov... lol

[ningindude]

26 people couldnt find clitorous

[inflateable]

lol this is genius even after iwatched it allot of times.

[l2dbow]

"My Prick. has anybody seen my prick, come on someone must of seen my prick? very well remind me to beat my prick when he gets here."

[taetae121282]

Mr. Atkinson is true genius

[OctagonCookies]

did he said Anime? XDDDDDDDDDD

[Nerf4FXP]

@OctagonCookies כן... היי יונתן

[Jobeykobra]

@OctagonCookies Enema, not anime. I love this whole show. Great to have on DVD.

[WtfUpload]

XD XD XD

[11strelokfan1000]

How can he possibly not smile?! So funny!

[ALEXANDER1318]

25 people cought herpes in the corridor.

Also this was awesome

[Moathebird]

C'mon, grow up please!

[TaylorSwiftFanx4]

24 people have those names. LOL

[Quesic]

YAY I CAN RECITE THE THING WITHOUT SMILING! STAGE PRODUCTIONS HERE I COME.

[ivanburrito]

thumbs up if you heard that weird laugh between 4:10 and 4:13

[KillerGuitar007]

My favorite stand up sketch ever

[jelipop22]

23 people are sleeping on top haha!

[TheOnlyTrueGenius]

Brilliant. "remember to beat my prick when he shows up"

[mrsaka1211]

imadick hahaha

[gardonasta]

WOW.. Sachmeyoff 

[skekord]

i'm sorry, genetal!

[TheBat1829]

@skekord genital * :)

[DilligafOxford]

I had a teacher just like him, even looked similar ;o)

[TubeMakers]

I-am-a-dick,I-AM-A-DICK! Animal,do you know I-am-a-dick don't you?

[wisemanfcs2]

@TubeMakers it enema not animal

[DarrenLee93]

22 people are called jones



[thaman8809]

L O L :)

[LoverOfThePurple]

FUCKING BRILLIENT!! i thought lee evans was the best ...looks like hes got compo with rowan <3 x

[supersmaster]

"where are you clitoris ... " "fest up!!!!" Come on growup! lollllllllll

[JackjeC]

every words said from his mouth is a joke LOL

[funkenstein74]

too funny!!!

[foxdmulder]

19 people have herpes

[Jmariachan]

Can you believe it! A boy/girl called Bottom!

[Lightice1]

@Jmariachan That would be a boy. The setting is clearly a traditional British boarding school, and almost all of the old, traditional ones are strictly segregated.

[cacjad]

18 people actually have those names

[davislunatic]

@cacjad

25 by now!

[LLOYD19851012]

@cacjad 18 people have had 7 children.

[looqmann1]

@cacjad no, 32

[tylergage09]

@punkoutradu obviously you're to stupid to get the other jokes

[Akinkoo]

Rovan Atkinson_BEST

Actor and Humorist

[cmylcn88]

Really how the hell does he keep a straight face? its impossible :)) can you believe that I was with a girl who hated rowan atkinson. There are aliens out there hating this comedy genious...

[OmegaRFox]

@cmylcn88 professionalism... or just doing it several times that its not as funny to him...

[THEHAPPYMAN97]

18 ppl turned into a ferret



[ZaherHamati]

Ohh!! now I know I suck in English :(

[ReducedToAsh]

try saying these things with a completely straight face.. i cant do it XD

[Dalexanny]

oooooooooo

[OshSmoshBGosh]

How the hell does he keep a straight face??

[wlchambers]

is it just me or did ron weasley think up this character? (the school teacher bit)

[mozarellamonkey]

@wlchambers he can't have done, Rowan Atkinson did this first without having to use dirty words just pure comedic genius, in his days in Cambridge when I doubt Rupert Grint was even born

[sorocus]

@punkoutradu you didn't understand nothing.. all you've heard is 'bad words'

[kn3xp3rt]

how can he do this without laughing? lol

[ClubPenguinMan1000]

3:09 well he can talk!!!

[nagato1fan1]

can some1 tell me what a prick is

[J05TI]

@nagato1fan1 u r ..:P

[JamoeMills]

@nagato1fan1 A penis

[antclauna]

Best comedy sketch ever !!!



[legoblockman3]

up yorsh!

[xedMCRmy]

OMG! he is talking! O.O

[Zyphon400]

@xedMCRmy he talks in many of his sketches ! surprised? xD

[fantasymaster71]

for heavens sake leave yourprick alone!

[fantasymaster71]

enema, you know imadick don't you?

[daran520]

could someone give me the sentences or Chinese translation?

[iHaxel]

imadick XDD

[infernoxd007]

I have to take this to my classes.

[iGurnoor]

i am a dick!! ahahahahahahahah

[theiammike123]

enema, you know "i'm a d__k", don't you?