Superman! It's Kryptonite Flavor Doritos

[zippo69]

After 5 years this is still one of my favorite videos on youtube.

[glawson30]

you are too angry

[Kazuma24679]

He actually said he's Lex Luthor. Come on guys you didn't even listen properly.

[TyB2424]

lmao lol lol hmhhh hmhhh....... i smell bullshit lol

[TechnicalEvaluation]

God, it must suck to put a video on You Tube and find out that no one thinks you're funny.

[MRGANO]

WAAAACKKKKK

[IHATEMYBROTHER2]

haha nice.

[dtmts]

Well it didnt affect your power of being super lame

[willizle02]

GUACAMOLE!! YUM!! (^-^)

[MrAssbaron]

Who is this clown? Bob Hopeless?

[TheUnfallenHero]

You are not Superman...idiot

[bck59]

u are a fuking retarded bastard

[oldsklbancheeman]

your fucking stupid

[RumAngel]

what flavor are they? lol

[0wnedkit22]

Guacamole ^_^

[demonology1]

whoever told you that you were funny is not your freind

[BraDRoBBo]

aww lex is not coming back next season of smallville :( but yeah.. lol nice i didn't realise there was a doritos kryptonite... were they at least tasty?

[danzikfsss2]

you sure about that?

[BraDRoBBo]

Well - Yep, that wasn't Michael Rosenbaum in that episode, we only saw the back of what we are supposed to believe is Lex Luthor.

Of course it might actually BE the character Lex :P But meh

[DuesExLocust]

maybe its not effecting you cause your not superman.

ay man?

and btw your just one stupid commercial for the doritos as well.

[BmoreG4real]

I hate people who chew like you, it's so fucking annoying.

[Jcmd22]

i smell bullshit LOL

[xboxus3r]

haha with my super sense of smell , i smell "bullshit" haha

[54spiritedwill54]

oh man, i have seen all of your videos.

and still this one is my favorite. hilarious.

[stevenlol12]

LOL holocaust brand popcorn

[psycho077]

Point?settle down man it's just a name for that specific bag of Doritos.

[shazzzamboy]

Its Lex is bold lol

[kylebutler666]

dude calm the hell down

[Xyphas]

"Pirates of the Carribean brand Sodomy"! lol! that's awesome!

[shrash666]

naw laed your just gay

[rogtheman]

But i would say that im lex luther ROFL

[OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

DOOD? i cant find these anywhere, what do they taste like..? normal doritos? lime? TELL ME v_v

[ZeroG84]

f*cking great dude. I was rofling by the time of lex luther :D

[sameffinfisher]

hahahha

[ThatOneDudeSJ88]

holo cost microwavible popcorn  LOL what will they come out with next!!

[AJSZodiac]

I SMELL BULLSHIT

[PrayzDahLordDah]

You Do Not Understand.

This is a Message of Dah One True God

Dah Do-Ri-To.

Prayz Dah-Dorito.

[sauskeandhinata]

HAHAHAH Holocaust microwavible popcorn

[jflores85]

i never saw those here in the US. damn

[jeishiikanzaki]

OMG... I like your accent and this was just amusing.

[sovietsword]

lol holocaust flavour... yum!

[sundynasty]

HAHAHAH holo cost microwavible popcorn

[kurt872]

"holo cost"?

I think I'm going to cry.

[Kriptonite2000]

ive been eatin asshole ive been discovered nooooooooo

[puertorrriquena]

::Gasps:: How do you know about Krypto? lol =)

[fzbull]

haha this guy has a point

[MilkBoyofAH]

Holocaust brand microwave popcorn lmfao

[ProudToBeGeeky]

Hahaha, nice!

'Of course, I would say that. I'm Lex Luther!'

This is great!

[AskACholaTV]

HAHAHAHA! What does Lex Luther think of Salsa Verde Doritos??

[captivatedxmind]

oh man, i have seen all of your videos.

and still this one is my favorite.

hilarious.

[DarkShax666]

STFU GAY ... go sleep

[breanna34]

Besides 'The Smilie Intervention'....THIS IS MY FAV. MARCKDAYCOMEDY VIDEO EVER!!!

[isamannaz]

Now there's the sexiest Lex luther I have ever seem

[gcarmelino]

hahaha lol after those doritos you ll put on a radioactive crap lol

[MrTaco122]

ROFL! "and using my super sense of smell... I smell bullshit." Lol! Nice on! xD

And there seems to be alot of this "ur mom will die" chain letter going around -_-"

[ProudToBeGeeky]

Fuck you, einahpetselohcin.

Nobody believes chain mail.

[draconusrex]

dude. he forgot durel, supercop and those super badguys!

lmao. awesome

[chikispirit]

I can see you are happier with the Doritos than you were with the cat! :-)

[dooglesbe]

lmao superman suck spiderman rocks and yeah i agree all this bullshit repost this or youll die shit has just gone too far now myspace was acceptable but putting it on youtube has just fucked up the whole experience of youtube :(

[pizcogirl2]

tedesco86, the short answer NO i refuse to copy and paste this rubbish on sunday in 2 days i will come bk on the comment board, however if i dont take it as im dead, come on ppl stand up against this rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!

[fgvgfb]

I fuking hate this guy

[sk8erstich]

There is now actually Kryptonite. They discovered it!

[WPtje]

i don't know how you get up with all these idea's but it is funny

[cythera9551]

loved the lex luther comment. Anyway, having never tasted kryptonite, what did those chips actually taste like? 'cause i'm not sure i'd put chips of indeterminate color (where they yellow or green?) into my mouth without first being assured of a nacho cheese flavor.

[Darkestducky]

you lied....

there was no pirates of the carrabeian video :(

[ccrunner660]

haha i love how u say bull shit! its so funny lol

[miguelrios77]

with my supersmell i smell bulchhet!

[scottoff22]

And the way you chew is awesome!!

[scottoff22]

Oh my god man, you are ace!!!

i wanna see the pirates of the carribbean sodimy

and also i liked your little joke about jews!! LOL :)

i need your msn addy!!

[xxCoffee]

hahah you so rule. i love your accent

[mrsgaara4713]

of course i would say that im lex luther

LOLOLOLOLOL you rock

so funny

[Zshawn]

lol "I'm Lex Luther" lol im CRAKIN UP GOD DAM

[narutokage12345]

how do people think your funny...

[InuYashatheGreat]

lol "I'm Lex Luther" lol. Your hilarrious Mark. Gosh, I with I lived in SF so I could watch you live, you own pretty much everyone, except George Carlin.

[PeterElliott]

fucking ace

[rcdude]

In 1932 A Girl was Raped And She Said Hei Do Laki Before She DIed. IF You Dont Repost This In 5 Topics She Will Appear By Your Bed With Glowing Red Eyes And Stare At You Until YOu Fall ASleep

[sunnydiego221]

Will she?

[pickyourwindow]

in 2007 a bunch of knobends wrecked most comments on youtube with bullshit gayboy stories. this awoke the demon mungo jerry who will shit in your bed every time you post shit online.post this two million times or find shit in your bed.

[Dictatorforlife]

I love you. I second the motion.

[robby87nook]

wouldent u finds shit in ur bed if u did?

[Nasrotag]

LOFL When are you comming out with the Pirates of the caribean sodomy?

Cheers Mate!

[serpent71]

johnnycake. I think he wasbeing "sarcastic"

[jonnycake99]

if the chips have no kryptonite then how did u get super hearing and smell, you kno what i really dont care, but keep up the funny shit!

[clusterlizard1]

the lex luthor bit was funny as!!!

[gsp1179]

What the fuck? this guy blows

[alara123]

hahaha

[Alexandraoxo]

HAHAHAH you made me laugh so much!!

"using my super sense of smell!" =]

[lazyLAY0UT]

<insert mark day quote here>

[S1P2I3D4E5Y]

"with my super-smell,i smell bullshit"

[blingblingonemillion]

im lex luther

[chii222888555]

haha

[Phillip874]

Lex Luither *screams pulls out gun and starts shooting the screen*

[confusedkain]

Aw man XD Why are you so cool?!

[huskythehusky]

holacaust brand popcorn? gotta get me some of that

[dannyshiv]

hmm yea you do kind of look like Lex Luthor

[scootrvil]

can you say ....DORITO breath! I can almost smell the stank from here

[Hyruler13]

That was hilarious.

"Using my super-sense of smell, I smell...Bullshit."

Awesome. I love your parodies.

[lietz13]

"Its no more appropriate to serve your JEWISH houseguests 'Holocaust Flavored Microwave Popcorn'"

[TakeshiMomoshiro]

shortordersamurai, in response to 'have you ever met ninja?'. Oddly enough, no, but now I see the comment you were referring to. I guess I'm not the only one with the super ability to spot garbage.

[Persiana]

nokl, he's not strange, he's a scotman...

you just say that cuz you're not used to listening to people with different accents.

Take a walk into the United colors of benneton.

[BattenburgBoy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... doritos

[LordBicen]

Here we are kids, A flavorful taste of Brittish Dry Humnor.

[CoffeeMonkee]

I smell bullshit too! HAHA!!! XD

[madamerotten]

I did not appreciate the holocost reference, regardless of the context.

[wannaparty]

how did you get the bag to say kryptonite?

[zhron]

they exist i believe.

[ShaoticMaster]

Hahaha GREAT parody Favorited

[Cloroethyl]

"smells like bewshit" lol

[nokl]

errr. yeh is that meant to be funny? Why do you always sounds like you asking questions aswell, its the tones u use. strange strange man

[venomhed]

Bout as funny as being beheaded in Iraq.

Don't post again.

[coyoteking6530]

lol, dat was hilarious

[Bushalicious]

total shite

[MugenSpiegel]

Lol. I love it! Cant believe you brought up Krypto the Super Dog, though. Somethings are better left forgotten. ^_^. But I would give him many many of those Doritos...

[cokarabesk]

zuhahahah... fuckink awesome!

[Pikaboi]

Guacamole... xD

[kafkask]

These are always 25% funny.

[dark2200]

HAHAHA!!!! ha..

[VerbelX]

leet

[shortordersamurai]

Thanks, I enjoyed that quite a bit. Looking at the still thumbnail, I thought you were Kevin Spacey. Good job.

[Martek100]

I dont think you eat very good. Cause you put your fingers in your mouth and thats sick if you do that on a shared bag

[schreinfeld]

Hey, where can I get my hands on some Pirates of the Carribean brand sodomy?

[kliffnotes]

I love your stuff. Screw those no taste people that post negative comments!

[PinkpimpBballer]

do i really want to watch an old guy living in his mothers basment eating kriptonight flavord chips NO so get this fag of the internet

[NinjaHunterKowal]

Using my super sight I see a BALD NO TALENT UNDERPAID ACTOR who has neaver been laid and will most likly have his balls cut off in japan for attempting to show this video to a Japanese school girl.

[Nakoko]

You need a life, Ninja dude.

Badly.

[shortordersamurai]

Umm, what? Where did the japanese part come from?

[rukhsta]

mildly funny, not as good as the laptop fire...

[TakeshiMomoshiro]

Using my super sight, I see an idiotic, unfunny video.

[shortordersamurai]

lol Say, have you met Ninja by any chance?

[Xaghy7]

nice man, did u script the cynical shit or did u improv it, either way good stuff.

[Straightedge00000000]

lmao

[gangstaafl]

i have a penis made out of kryptonite

[taniuschka]

I'm Supergirl

[seancoppinger]

Geniouse. Lex Luthor! LOL

[Spminion]

dude, you're frocken hilarious. I didn't know they actually had kryptonite doritos...

[schmile]

yeah-are they real?! i never knew they existed! hahahalmao-ITS JUST WRONG! i LOVE your accent-what part of scotland do ye come from man? glasgow?

[RyxEuclie]

Pirates of the Carribean brand sodomy, haha.

[0010110100]

your classic dude keep up all the good work

[mooxim]

I didn't really find smiley intervention that funny, but this one,

'I would say that, I'm Lex Luthor'

gets a lol!! :)

Half a cat Muahahaha

[rfk1127]

Still love the Smiley Intervention Best!

[fhoxx]

"I smell bull shit" XD

[TheCommonFactorFan]

didn't you guys see the one about the smilies! Don't worship cats! Smilie X LOl Over ! = CATS! LOL

[visciouslemons]

im lex luthor lol

[0oQuinno0]

You are now my favorite comedian. ^-^

Congrats.

[tarasDarknight]

holocaust brand microwave popcorn! xD

[randomfangirl]

Pirates of the Carribean brand sodomy? How would they package and sell that?

[Trixiaoyu]

hmm.... :S

[emilywrightxo]

this is my FAVOURITE one! dude. KRYPTONITE. how random can companies get.. i smell bullshit.

[revengefrommars]

OK, the ending's a bit creepy. But funny.

[Johny117]

Damn, Mark! You're one funny and brilliant guy. :)

[fade2blackleet]

halocaust flavored oven roasted microwave pop corn would have been better -.-

[Rhyess]

LEX  LUTHER! oh my gosh!

that was some good chuckles

[jsaez00]

you are the man..i have never laughed harder

[mAjOrPaYnE67]

ur awsome! xD

[Ninjando]

This dude is HILARIOUS

[adzscar69]

"im lex luther" bahahaha classic

[oxiheartuxo]

hahahahahahahaha... thats awesome :D

[sleepswitvibroblades]

hahahahaha holocaust flavored brand microwave popcorn. hahahahaha

[shirokiryusenshi]

heh, i should buy that for my bubbie for hannuka. :P

[OCGirl521]

lol! yeah, where'd u get that bag?

[CocoJelly92]

why dont you make some video's of your own before you call somebody else gay 'cause if you made videos your's might've been even gayer

[ExecutionR]

*sniffs*...i smell bullshit

[kokoronotomohaha2]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

LOL LOL LOL

i like your funny videos ^_^ keep up the good work

[misfitblob]

I am so subscribing to your videos, you are so funny!

[McDumbles]

LOL!

[Moviebro]

Look like Guacamole Doritos to me.

[consumerist]

You're so angry!

[insaneshayne]

And where did you get those Doritos?

[insaneshayne]

Krypto, nice reference. "I'm Lex Luther."

Good stuff, thanks for sharing.

[Eliseharris]

Oh my! Good investigative journalism. Nice to know you're looking out for our Kryptonian friends.

I remember getting green custard creams that tied in with the release of ET - but I don't think they would have poisoned ET.