Neil Gaiman's Worst Comic Book Characters of All Time

[JayDee284]

Coward-man the more scared he gets the more powerful he becomes but he is too afraid 2 fight back 

[Thearmgame]

These were pretty funny, I thought the last one was the best by far. Oddly enough, the least reaction from the audience.

[breeeegs]

Also there's The Party Pooper, once a respected academic but now an idiot who shows up at parties uninvited and shits in people's punch

[breeeegs]

El Grande Pollo Retardo, a giant retarded chicken who unintentionally ruins people's lives and then laughs at their misfortune. Also Fat Blanket Alarm Clock, a morbidly obese asshole who wears a blanket for a cape and wakes people up with his alarm clock, then makes up for it by buying them groceries, but all he ever buys are french fries and diet soda

[vgracebutterfly]

Reminds of "Who''s Line is it Anyways?" Which is awesome, especially since it's Neil Gaiman.

[DominoGray]

As a Canadian, I'm not sure it's cool for a Brit to make that joke. That's just my opinion though, sorry if I'm off base

[reggietee]

@DominoGray Yes, because I too cry myself to sleep every time I see a Canadian joke on American TV every 42 minutes. Get over it.

[DominoGray]

@reggietee

It was a joke, dumbass. Think about it

[Spelonker]

The last one sounds like every policeman in every country ever.

[supermechadeath333]

i know a comic book hero that i will not say it's name, for it is far far far worse than all these horrible heroes put together.

[cha5]

@supermechadeath333 Fletcher Hanks's 'Stardust the Super Wizard?'

If you've ever read any of his comics work Fletcher Hanks was the Ed Wood of superhero comicbook writers and artists, really 100% inept in a "so bad it's good" kind of way.

[cha5]

@cha5 IMHO Stardust is pretty hard to top for the worst comicbook hero ever.

Do a search for the videos 'Stardust the Super Wizard vs the Secret Army of Terrorists'

and 'Virtual Cartoon: Stardust vs the Mad Giant Experimenter' and see if you don't agree.

[Worm101v2]

If anyone has read Alcatraz and the evil librarians by Brandon Sanderson, they know how effective being late can be. I mean, dodging bullets by being late for those bullets, thats a super power all on it's own. xD

[Someonewholovesmusi1]

@Worm101v2 in the epic finally he happens to be there when the crime is commited, but leaves before they actually start to rob the place. He's going to be late for a prior engagement. xD

[comicbookfan1234]

LOL

[brooksdanielgary]

When I first read the title, I was expecting it to have the worst characters CREATED by Gaiman lol. I was like, "What?! Neil Gaiman is awesome! Shut u-- oh wait. Nevermind." haha.

[Lucifer986]

All of marvels characters

[hela2000]

why does it seem twice as funny when Neil reads it

[cdm0048]

haha the canadian was funny. one flaw tho, he was weaaring rollerblades, shoulda been ice skates or a moose XD

[TightsandFights]

Nothing wrong with Canadian superheroes! We should know! Always love Neil Gaiman!

[CelestialWoodway]

@TightsandFights Alpha Flight eh?

[TightsandFights]

@CelestialWoodway I see your Alpha Flight and raise you Wolverine.

[skullythebloger]

the hero's were made at heromachine(dot)com

its free and has a large combination system for custom hero's.

id'e recomend the newest version of it.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

SONICHU is the worst comic character of all time!

[organs]

I saw these on some picture-laden blog somewhere, but two of my favorite mentioned examples of bad super heroes are 13th Bullet Bullet-Proof Man (where the first twelve bullets hurt, but not the thirteenth), and In-Flight Flight Man, where he can fly as long as he's already 30,000 feet up in the air, like in an airplane.

[4ta2r]

here's a better one: Bigger man, the only super hero mature enough to walk away from any fight

[Aradion15]

@4ta2r Haha, that's hilarious!

[MikeRyu]

@4ta2r That's the best superhero ever.

[DarkAngelSpirit13]

wow something else lol

[goldensolder44]

ahhh gaiman. you cherish us with good story telling & laughs. keep up the work old chap.

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

I think there are a couple of comic characters that are pretty much the same as these things.

[Emandudeguyperson]

Fuck this laugh track, you asshole. I can't stand laugh tracks.

[ForkInTheToaster42]

@Emandudeguyperson

I don't think it's a laugh track. I think it is the sound of all the non-critical fans around the world laughing simultaneously as you watch the video in bitterness.

[Gallifrey77203]

@Emandudeguyperson

The Hour is filmed in front of a live studio audience. It was not a laugh track.

[gasb911]

LOL now thats funny

[IceDelight]

@Ashloomis Wha?! LOL.

[nicelydestroyed]

LoL XD

[superskh]

he's amazing. simply amazing.

lol

[hprdgn284]

He's looking kind of old in this video.

[TheCokesnorter]

@hprdgn284 I think he looks good for being almost 50.

[IceDelight]

@hprdgn284 He is pretty old now.

[ForkInTheToaster42]

@IceDelight

Neil Gaiman is one of those people who, like Abraham Lincoln, looks twenty-five to thirty until his fifty-second birthday, when he is subjected to a good deal of stress and wherapon he looks fifty-five.

I think, however, that despite grey hairs he still maintains the dashing British charm that endeared him to his first fans, back when he still wore hats.

[reviewman]

The canadian actuley would say, "sorry, eh."

[oancitizen]

Wouldn't be "soary, eh"?

[rude1987]

the Canadian! whose power is probably eating maple leaves at will...

[RandomKPluver]

dear god, i didn't know he had a sense of humor lD

[Garlannd]

No christian weston chandler?

[Anakin13245]

Always Late Man Rules!!! lol :P

[danocean111213]

i found this video very entertaining.

thanks.sinc,jay

[TheHammerOfJustice1]

always late man? i smell a film in the works...

[cassheng]

ROFL - La Bicyclette!! i mit like him. La bicyclette.!!! hahaha

[UltraPic]

What was with the canned laughter.

[1unusedname]

I don't know,the show has a live audience.I think it was all in your head.

[Terrin123456789]

go to hero machine and you can make your own heroes, its fun

[thefuckheadsgalore]

Lmao, awesome \o/

[cha5]

If you want an actual comicbook superhero for this title, I'd have to recommend Fletcher Hanks character

Stardust, IMHO he sweeps all these other made up heros, If he's not one of the worst superhero's ever, he's certainly one of the more unique ones.

[rude1987]

hahahah

[Lokimera]

Neil Gaiman wins, always.

[crazyveggiedude]

omg lol are these real

[Houdinimanchu]

How about the Lemming, able to leap OFF of tall buildings in a single bound?

[KairuHakubi]

@Houdinimanchu I'd point out how lemmings don't really do that, but it makes perfect sense for a comic book character XD

[whjq]

@Houdinimanchu Nope.

[junkietomato]

Hahahaha

[knightfromhell1]

i LUV GAIMAN

MY ALL TIME FAVORITE AUTHOR AND OBVIOUSLY HAS AN AWESOME SENSE OF HUMOR

THX FOR POSTING THIS UP

[IrishLainey]

spiderman wasnt actually that bad, i mean hes made a few movies and loadsa profits

the rest are just failures :L

whats the point in Always Late Man :L

he defeats the porpuse of being a superhero :L

Nice video guys, is hilarious

[CSTATB]

Watch it again... He didn't say Spider-Man.

[MELONHEAD13B]

No, he means a "real" Spiderman. A guy who was bit by a spider and acts like one.

[ForkInTheToaster42]

@IrishLainey

All of these are made up--Spiderman (not the real Spider-Man; if you watch closely, you can see that there is no hyphen) is there, I think, to give it some semblance of authenticity.

Still, it is incredibly hilarious.

[iamnotanorange]

So far I've seen 2 videos from the hour and I think they may be shittiest medium budget videos on the internet.

[GeniusBoy88]

LOL Always Late Man!

[jumpmanhat]

funny!

[ViperRob42]

I'd like to see Kevin Smith do a version of this lol

[ontarianitch]

wow, gotta love Always Late Man; I know who I'D call if ever in a Canadian emergency. . . .

[ToasterPig]

I clicked on this expecting them to be real characters that have either been in small Independence comics, or got rejected.

These were just made up... still funny but not as funny as I had hoped.

[cha5]

@ToasterPig Well if you had ever seen some of the Image comics from the 1990s these aren't all that far off, I mean some of the characters in those comics were pretty......godawfully bad.

[KnuckleBallz]

Lmao this is hilarious

[andyclaire]

ahaha neil gaiman is the man!

[StrongNDangerous]

Awesome I love the Hour

[jdhlln]

Pretty funny. Would have been crazy to see these characters actually printed.