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  • Why do people bother to customize male Shepard? The default look is the hottest/best...

  • @cloudgirl150 the male one at least, the female is ugl

  • @cloudgirl150 Probably because people don't always like going for the most generic look, after all at the end of the day that's just your opinion. There's nothing wrong with variation.

  • Renegade option "Can I have both? >:D"

  • 1:47 someones got a grudge >.<

  • @consorsha I agree... She gets a lot of hate from people who think she's racist and like you said they aren't paying attention... What they can't see is that she's not a racist she just doesn't trust aliens BIG DIFFERENCE she's one of my fave characters, much more fun and interesting than boring old Kaiden :/

  • Shepard's gonna get laid. :D

  • Still think its great how people don't understand why Ash reacts the way she does to aliens. Clearly have not been paying attention.

  • @consorsha Why is that?

  • @consorsha then she need to stopped whining about her Grandfather and grow-up. If one brings her along for all missions she is always of out the line. Note she is the same one whom kills Wrex even though Shepard was attempting to calm him down.

  • I went with Ashley, but considering Liara

  • i saved wrex with charm

  • i would've gone with Ashley

  • 1.)Liara is right. 2.)You should have picked the "Catfight" option. 3.)Ashley deserved that. (And I never forgave her after she killed Wrex on Virmire.)

  • Ash isn't racist. She's just your average american xenophobe.

  • @opsimathics I'll admit. For quite a few people in America this is the case.

  • @gravityhammer25 No she isnt, Mass effect 2, she says that she may not get along with aliens but she isnt an extremist LIKE Cerberus. Everyone who thinks Ash is racist then you have no idea what the meaning of "strong woman" means. She is independant and a great soldier. She is not racist but she is not fond of working with aliens!

    Anyhow, i think your taking this a little serious, come on mate. Its just a bloody (fantastic) game. I dont like Liara but like Ash, you may think different.

  • First play through i picked liara she is nicer

    Now that i saw how Ashley looks in Me3

    Im gonna try to bang Ashley, then let her die in Me3 if possible, she is hotter in me3 but she is still a space racist BITCH.

  • @gravityhammer25 She isnt racist, you havnt played the game right if you think she is extemely racist.

  • @LightningEidolen

    You haven't listened to this bitch, if you dont think she is racist your a fool, have you heard the shit she says. The way I play has NOTHING to do with the level of racism Ashley gives. Fuck Ashley, I have Wrex and Garrus in my squad and they both KICK ASS!!! Ashley sucks at everything.

  • Ashley: i've heard enough.We're resolving this now,Shepard...Me or her...?

    ♪Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN♫

  • G*d I was so fucking happy when I got to leave ashley behing on virmire :D

  • should have chosen the cat fight option

  • Ash is cold hearted alot, and is racist and is cruel to Liara... Plus she always interupts Liara when she is talking, I am Like "SHUT UP ASH THIS IS GOING SOMEWHERE!!!"

  • Liara wins. Ashley doesn't even come close.

  • @merksperk2 Yeah and sometimes she looks like a guy... Like when she looks out the window of the Normandy when you first go to the Citadel, eeeeewwww.

  • cant i have you both?

  • the pic aethyta is looking at is 100% liara. i had the exdact same picture on my desk when i played through me2 without romancing anyone

  • One reason I never pursued a relationship between my Shep and Ash was her xenophobic comment on Citadel about aliens and animals. And in this video... that comforts my idea

  • Ashley is there her flipping mouth off wouldn't make me too keen on hooking up with her.....even though I'm playing a femshep and didn't get this exact event.

    You can just imagine what it would be like when you're married. D:

  • Wow ,Ash is a bitch

  • I tried talking them into a threesome and lost Ashley :/

  • @postapocalyptia But would the asari want to be with you?

  • Ashley annoys me :/

  • Why does everyone customize their Shepard? they all turn into abominations.

  • @mujuma Depends on who customizes them. Some douchebags model them off Jabba the hut.

  • @mujuma my shepard is fye. Me and my bro took an hour and a half makin his ahh

  • @mujuma I lol'd

  • @mujuma LOL at your comment, but still why are so many people complaining about shepards looks he's a soldier not a fashion model

  • @XxTheTruth189xX can't remember what I said, but Shepard is actually based off a model, Mark Vandaloo or something (can't remember his last name).

  • @mujuma that is because nobody knows how to customize their Shepard right. Personally i have seen about 2 out of a 10000 customized Shepards that look alright, and both made by myself! xP

  • @mujuma the female Shepard is an abomination if you don't customize her, but then again you got to know how to customize.

  • @mujuma the male one at least, the female is ugl

  • How do i pick neither of them?

  • Can't have you both??Why did you not choose ?:D

  • Ass Effect !

  • damn what tha fck a i was talking with both of them after every mission

    but i didn't had this conversation, later shepard fucked liara

  • Man I was talking to both of them too but shepard chose liara. I was like wtf! After virmire liars came to comfort me. I was mad af lol but at least shepard got to hit something @SilkroadGaz

  • little known fact, Aethyta is voiced by Claudia Black (Aeryn sun on Farscape)

  • Wow, someone chose the same things I will soonish.

  • threesome ladies!!!

  • I love Mass Effect!

  • Are you kidding i woulda chose catfight

  • The nerds like Liara better 'cause she is easy.

    I prefer Ashley. Liara feels like a kid, and she's got that stalker vibe going on. Ash feels more like a woman.

    She's just fine once I told her to knock it off with the racist shit.

  • @blackswordsman89 yup i agree ash ftw, liara is all plus she just likes cause you were zapped by that Beam thing in the 1st zone

  • @blackswordsman89 i kinda a find her racism kinda sexy.

  • lol, yeah but she shouldn't have to be told given that most of your squad ends up being aliens. I just thought Liara was a nicer person, period. and yeah she may be 'easy' compared to ash, but that's beacause ash keeps playing stupid games and making shephard do all the work.

  • @jomo999 ashley gets kinda aggressive during the romance scene though

  • @blackswordsman89 Actually its more the internet meme WWKD (what would Kirk do) and as we all know Kirk loves him some green women ;)

  • By "clean my gear", Ashley means "drink 3 jugs of moonshine, shoot a bunch of cardboard cutouts of turians with a shotgun, and then play "The Earth's Gonna Rise Again" on her banjo.

  • no threesomes?

  • can i only have sex with the blue girl or can i choose ashley instead too? cuz i never tried.

  • what happens you take the choice:

    ''Can't i have you both ? ''

    Does anyone has a video for that choice,if yes plz post it or send it to me if you can!

  • @RoyaCanadianInfantry ashley just says" not even in your dreams commander"

  • @RoyaCanadianInfantry

    If you pick "Can't I have you both?", that pisses off Ashley, who leaves, and you end up with Liara.

    The same thing happens if you pick that option playing as a female Shepard; if you try to have them both, Kaidan doesn't get mad like Ashley, but he clearly gives up and leaves so you end up with Liara.

    In summary, attempting to have them both won't work, so don't try it.

  • Good choice

  • Can't I just have you both?

  • I wish someone would make a walkthrough for this romance sub-plot, "Two's Company, Three's a Crowd" from step by step. The guides that I search on Google or on Mass Effect Wiki just doesn't completely explain it how to do it. I tried to follow what it says but I always end up just only talking to one of them, Ashley or Liara.

  • @TheStarTreker

    Just flirt with both of them. It's simple enough.

    When Liara asks you if you're close to Ashley, say yes, but also say that you're attracted to her, which she'll ask you afterwards.

  • @dajman15

    I finally unlocked it and that is exactly what I did after rescuing Liara on Therum and after saving the Zhu's Hope colony on Feros. Thanks.

  • your Sheppard looks like he has cancer

  • i wonder if human mates whit asari is the human a father relay cos if i understand it correct asari kid wont be same DNA or blood then the human father, make a blood test & it wont show that the human is father, more like asari make them selfs pregnant using their partner as a MAP, i was read from wiki but no ID do i understand it correct

  • @0ptimus1984 well some random asari on Illium states that the reason they can mate with most other races is because the alien DNA isn't actually used in reproduction, they just use it to randomize certain features(skin colour,eyes, voice and reaction time to state a few)then again she could just be trying to piss you off(like a sort of ' Hey, Liara's preganant, and it's not yours LOL), BTW, why is Liara with shep, she's only 108, really young for Asari to have kids, usually their between 350-700

  • @Josh123914 in Wiki i read that they rely get in Matron stage when they are ready age dose not play huge role if they just got adult age, some get earlier then others, in ME1 Liara & Shepard FK for those u´ho chose her so it means she is in Matron stage & she is adult in ME2 so in ME3 she mite have a blue kid running around :D seems Liara is more mature then most :P

  • @0ptimus1984 yeah, matriarch Athyeta(Liara's other mom, she did it with Benezia) said that Matron stage begins when an Asari 1st has kids but most hold off on that for a few centuries because, well, you can't be a mother AND a stripper/mercenary. Though Matriarch really is just an age thing, Its their version of being retired, your kids have grown up and you are most likely past your prime, though unlike the elderly you don't retire,you just now are in a lead position for the government 700-1000

  • @Josh123914 where did u get this info that Athyeta is Liara's other mother? :D in ME1 Liara say'd that Benezia did not tell her ho her other mother is

  • @0ptimus1984 well if you talk to her about whether or not she has kids she states that she had a daughter, she was the father and that soon afterwards she fell out with the mother, also in the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC when you look through security footage of people like Anderson, Aria and Gavorn, it jumps to 'Matriarch Athyeta, Illium' where it shows her gazing at a picture of Liara(In what looks like her bedroom)

  • @Josh123914 yes i so Athyeta look at a picture but i'm not sure is it Liara hard to tell :D Bioware shod make little DLC where u can reunite Liara & her mother :) cos it is ridiculous if some1 u suspect peeing her mother & u cant investigate it & reunite them, some time ago i was think Aria ih Liaras mother cos she help't Liara Recover Shepard's body, she gave her information about where are collectors & shadow broker meeting, i was reed it from Wiki, that made my think that

  • @Josh123914 but Athyeta as Liara's mother makes more sense

  • @0ptimus1984 well Asari CAN mate with each other, they are mono-gendered after all

  • @Josh123914 yes, i was mean that Athyeta as her other parent is more logical then Aria as her other parent, cos Aria did not tell much about herself

  • @0ptimus1984 Not to mention Aria's been ruling Omega longer than Liara's been alive, I'm pretty sure she overthrew Patriarch around 300 years ago

  • @Josh123914 i noticed Athyeta had skin like krogan under her chin all most neck, color blue but like krogan's, she say'd that her father was a krogan, i guess that Asari kid's can get some times some part of appearance from her other none Asari parent to, but minimum like 1%-5%  of her pod'y, i mean small sings/parts & her voice was to a bit coarse like krogan & a bit krogan's personality to

  • @Josh123914 Bioware shod have done better explanation in game :P lot of stuff is half explained, not full

  • @Josh123914 maybe this stuff about mating what they say is more a religion then true/fact

  • when she talked about asari mating i did not understand it 100% but it made my curios :D i mean i wold like a experience FK whit asari to find out how it feels like lol melding of nervous system hmm sounds interesting

  • liara is the best for thre sotry, i mean she was the one who recovered shepard´s body, ashley did nothing she just moved on. stupid lil bitch and her alliance brainwash shit

  • Mass Effect: Springer edition

  • Aww.. Come on... Choose Catfight!

  • "I need to clear my gear" = "I need to cry and masturbate. Alone." ?

  • Wow, the English Ashley sounds like a 14 year old.

    

  • Wish you could nuke both ashley and kaiden on virmire. both annoying as hell, but sadly u can only choose one :'(

  • It's a tad ironic too. I played through the game curious to see what Williams reaction is if you chose her in this fight, and her attitude does a 180. Not only does she looked helluva surprised that she got picked over Liara, but actually feels sorry for the little blue gal. >_>

  • lol ur shepard is ugly.

  • I love his smile when he says "Can't I have both?"

  • Asian Keanu Reeves is all about the aliens.

  • DUDE lol at 0:50 you should have picked CATFIGHT !

  • @PulseOfTheAwakening holy shit theres actually a cat figt option lol!

  • man i would chose liara i kinda always wanted to bang a hot alien chick! XD

  • ashleys hate for aliens is why I romance thane and garrus in ME2...I hope shes very pissed at my shepard!>:D

  • Ashley: Someone needs to make a choice it ain't me and it ant.... ASSUMMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Maybe i can have you bouth - "I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALY"

  • Ashley made 3 accounts on youtube and watched this video :p

  • i chose Ashley ofcourse, well i never got to this situation, i had a small talk with liara and she thought there was something between us and i said their was but i didnt get with her, but Ashley can be a bitch to other species sometimes lol

  • 20 kiloton heavy weapon....the only way to say "WERE NOT COMPATIBLE!!!!!"

  • many ppl like liara more than ash..... i like liara more than ashley lol...

  • Is that Neo from the Matrix after coming out of the liquid robotic vat? (when he's bald)

  • Shepard gots to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL so he can do whatever it is he wants to do.

  • @Jurassic0Al hahahah i know.. that would be so funny lol...

  • i hate Ashley!

  • Man, ME Liara > ME2 Liara

  • @sheemobile u know thats kinda true....

  • @sheemobile If you choose liara in ME then i guess that since that DLC came out about liara you can resume your relationship with her...

  • @dmxclassic9646 I meant i liked her better in the 1st game than the 2nd, when she was more timid. I did play LotSB though. Pretty good

  • ashley is such a bitch! shes anyoing i let her die in the and saved alenko instead :) and shes not in me2 either thank god :) loyal to liara all the way!

  • @joni7fi she wasn't in ME2 cause u let her die in ME makes sense that if you die you dont come back

  • @amr2201 lol gief....

  • Ash: "gonna clean my gear" more lik "gonna stick the sniper rifle on my pussy to calm down"

  • @allanx3a05 LOL

  • @allanx3a05 yaaay~, rifle fetishist...

  • LOL, Ashley must be a clean freak, she always has some rifle to clean. Either rifles get really dirty in that universe or she has an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

    Anyway, it's probably for the best, Ash seems like a control freak, it wouldn't have worked out so well in the long run between them.

    Goodbye Ash, hellooo hot blue alien sex !!!

    XD

  • you should have chose

    CATFIGHT!

    you prick

  • ashley is such a bitch

  • @LoboFan1000 Amen i hate that bitch

  • Yeah choosing between 2 girls is a Cockazz dilemma up your ass..

    Backstabbing! :/

  • Your character looks somewhat like keanu reaves....but chubbier

  • Yay! You chose Liara. For that, you get a thumbs up.

  • LOL 0:50 CATFIGHT!

  • blue people

  • What the fuck, John Locke?

  • Default shepard is better...

  • What I'd give for a threesum option.......

  • Ashley always has to go clean her ''gear''... Hmmm...

  • Ashley: You have to make a choice Shepard, Me or her. *Gman shows up* Time to choose Mr.Freeman......Its time to choose.

    *Awkward Silence*

  • i wouldve picked ash.

  • In ME3 we find out that Ashley didn't actually die on Vermire. Saren rescues her, turns her into a zombie cyborg, and keeps her in stasis aboard Soverign, but stashes her someplace safe before the final battle. Harbinger finds her, revives her, and assumes direct control.

    Harbinger-Ashley: I know you feel this.

  • @vclxrr what about kaide?

  • @vclxrr is she still hot? and where did you find this out at?

  • @vclxrr The assumign direct control meme is getting old. Only retards like you continue to keep it going.

  • @vclxrr It's messed up.

    I have the same threory...lol

  • you should have picked catfight! XD

  • @Snaggbash2000 watch Mass Effect: Threesome, it has the Catfight option used, and it is HILARIOUS!!!

  • Ashley you are so racist

  • @Alieneater1239 You've never experianced racism then.

  • If you were courting both of them why would anybody ever choose ashley.

  • WTF PICK CATFIGHT!!!! nobody wants to see paragon videos on youtube!!

  • @Ownography i do

  • How Do You Pick Niether

  • @TheEmpireOfJarvis pick Ashley and then after the Council screws you over, if you choose just renegade options (when you're by the lockers and you almost kiss before joker interrupts) Ashley will get the point and leave you alone. If you don't want a romance, don't pick Liara because you can't get rid of her.

  • @vampires18 or you could just not talk to them.......or leave ashley behind on virmire....

  • @sniper00501 If you have to choose between them, you're already involved in a romance and have already chosen who to leave behind on Virmire. With Ashley, if you even hear her email from home, you're hooked. Duh. XD

  • Ashley is such a child.  It's so funny. Liara is so calm and cool, I would pick Liara over Ashley any day after this conversation!

  • GOOD-FUCKING-BYE Ash!

    racist bitch

  • FUCK YEAH who else was upset you couldnt bang tali in me1?

  • i'm commander shepard and this is the ugliest clone on the citadel

  • Ash is prepared to shoot Wrex during a perfectly civil conversation. If you didn't kill her in Virmire then at least you must make her life miserable. And yes Tali ftw, dat ass dem hips. Save Wrex always.

  • @TrollChatroulette Perfectly civil? Dude they're pointing guns at each other!

  • @goheklikaplunco Perfectly civil in krogan standards.

  • Kaidan takes this so much more maturely than stupid Ashley xD

  • LOL one of the options

    'Catfight'

    Ash is a bitch bte

  • i perfect combo, Liara, casual sex with Jack and then Tali

  • If you were so cheery of a cat fight, why didn't you click that option?

  • I chose ash

  • I've killed ashley the 4 times i played the game. I totally haet her, racist bitch

  • LOL 0:50 he could of said CATFIGHT!

  • I'll get you, and your little blue friend too.

    I chose both...unfortunately Ash didn't want to go along with it.

  • Fuck, Why does everyone choose Liara?

  • @ninjaman00: do you like your girlfriend alway look pretty young even you get older ^^! I think you do. p/s: I like Tali much more than liara, but she dun like me LOL so I chose liara

  • @AJbadboy1288 Not really, I wouldn't mind growing old with my girlfriend.

  • catfight!!!

  • Nuking someone is the ULTIMATE break up procedure

  • @Catman2030

    In the second one, just get whoever you romanced blown up towards the end of the game.

  • this shepard looks like the cook in mass effect 2

  • @postapocalyptia so true and ashley disses you in mass effect 2

  • how does this happen?

  • man I have not found a single video of shepard choosing ashley

  • would choose ashley if she looked better from side

  • couldnt he had just said that he is gay? xD

  • Ashley is such a bitch!!!