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  • Yvonne strahovski <3

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite ass in the Galaxy!

  • I love your cursor reaction. xD

  • Dat Arrow...

  • anal is NOT nasty

  • (o)----C=====3

  • the reapers are coming for her ass

  • i think i just got a nose bleed

  • the ass was fat

  • *Investigate Miranda's Sister*

    Shep: "What do you know about your sister?"

    Miranda: "She's my genetic twin, we're identical"

    Shep: "Score!"

  • B==D~~ ( )( )

  • dat ass

  • Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rocking world go round!

  • i did the same thing..was going to move on in the convo..and then was like.....DAMN!!!!!!!

  • I honestly believe this is the best ass in video game history... lol

  • I'm not staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaring

    8===========D

  • This confirms the fact that 12 year olds work at bioware =p

  • Investigate that ass lol

  • I wonder if Tracey Morgan has seen this?

  • What was she asking anyway? Kinda missed the point with the camera angle. Not a bad loss^^

  • who the fuck flagged this?

  • :megusta:

  • dat ass.

  • ASS ERRECT.

  • relocate.. sister.. HUH?! What were we talking about again?

  • Look at Dat (M)ass Effect

  • MASS ERECT 2: ASS EFFECT

  • even the conversation arrow is pointing at that mirandas ass

  • WTF?As a girl?

  • Hehe... in your face! :D

  • My god I just want to grab it and hold on to it...

  • DAT ASS.

  • the Mirandas ASS EFFECT

    - btw anyone knows why this is flaged? i mean wtf an ass? its not even naked

  • don't say doin your ass, dont say doin your ass, dont say doin your ass......."doin your.....butt?"

  • i was just at this part like 10 minutes ago and i laughed my freakin ass off

  • *Bits lower lips while wearing expensive glasses*

  • if i had the chance i would doggy her

  • Investigate... dat ass

  • i'm so goin 4 anal sex

  • invest in that gate

  • @XenonCode038 You know who she looks like? Yvonne Strahovsky. :P

  • @Bartoman7 thats who she sounds like too

  • @Bartoman7 Her character is made after her, and she voices her too.

  • Seriously...anyone notice she looks like Miranda Cosgrove? O.O

  • i bet there's a reaper in that ass !!

  • Miranda: I need to locate my sister's family before it's too late

    Shepard: ...................... I'm....I'm sorry

    Miranda: I said I need to locate my sister's family before its too late

    Shepard: Right............... One more time

    Miranda: I NEED TO FIND MY SISTER'S FAMILY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!!!

    Shepard: I'm sorry I was too busy looking at your ass to listen

    LMAO!!!!

  • Ass Effect gives me Mass Erect

  • INVESTIGATE AHAHHAHAH

  • i love that an animator has sat down and drawn that ass

  • wow, look at that. she's been eating collard greens lol

  • I guess it took a lot of players a long time to choose that option.

  • That's called an ass effect ... get it the game is called mass effect and i used a wordplay on that because i am a genius .

  • DAT PLOT!

  • I like how the little arrow is excited xD !

  • Investigate dat ass.

  • Such an obvioass title for a video.

  • BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE

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  • INVESTIGATE DAT ASS.

  • dat ass

  • hmm let me decide what I want to say... hmm.. .yes, yes... almost got it.... hm... one second now...

  • Investigate the ASS

  • yea i was confused aswell during dat part...

  • I wanna fuck miranda whole days..

  • Hey Miranda, nice assUMING DIRECT CONTROL

  • "Investigate" indeed!

  • ...two asses like that exist in the galaxy...

    Just think about that.

  • ass effect?

    more like mass errect if u know what i mean!

    ;)

  • @hunter7754 Zero Punctuation stealer...

  • WOW! BING BONG, HELLO!!!!!!! Bioware know how to animate their asses ;D

  • as Tobuscus would say "hothothothothothothothothotho­thotothothothothothtohtothotho­thothohtohtohtohtothot!"

  • 0:06 NOW PAUSE *fap* *fap* *fap*

  • OH MY FREAKIN' BIOTIC GOD, INVESTIGATE!!! D:

  • Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some Miranda's ass, er I mean calibrations...that's it...calibrations...

  • I would calibrate that ass whoOoole day

  • I want to assume direct control of dat ass

  • Her Ass effect makes my mass erect XD

  • why is this video flagged ? LOL

  • Touching Miranda's ass..

    Heavy risk.

    But the siiiiize...

  • RENEGADE INTERRUPT: GRAB!

  • @bulldozerchn LOL

  • I laughed so hard when I actually played the game and this happened. WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A SUBTLE CAMERA ANGLE TO GIVE A CONVERSATION CHOICE ON. Plus she's just talking about her sister the whole time and how they're identical - promising another mirror image of DAT ASS.

  • DAT ASS EFFECT

  • Mass erect.

  • I'm not gonna lie. I probably would of just made a new save point so I could look at that every now and then

  • miranda tellm where u get ur body from tell me where u get ur body from

    i got it from my mama i got it from my mama

  • This is crude and gross....

  • lol pause at 0:13

  • she puts the ASS in MASS effect

  • ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of that epic ass

  • Baby, you need to relocate dat ass over here before it's too late.

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  • My drivecore just lit up like a christmas tree...

  • @magicalpoop lol wow I guess you guys liked my short story haha.

  • i loled so hard at the "investiage dat ass"

  • totl babe

  • Youtube repeat for the win

  • im commander shepard and i just masturbated

  • I'd sure INVESTIGATE that

    :D

  • The guys who genetically enhanced her sure spent a lot of their time "enhancing" her ass.

  • Dat ass

  • ASSuming direct control...

  • dat ass....

  • ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...of that ass

    

  • Thats the kind of ass you just want to stick your face in and go BURBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR!

  • @KnightWolf214 *___* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAthat is by far the funniest "ass" comment.

  • @KnightWolf214 somehow i dont want to do that O_O

  • @KnightWolf214 And that kind of ass makes Cerberus a good idea :D

  • Funny fact: Yvonne's bottom is pretty much the same. I think they modeled the Miranda character after her - seeing as her face is definately a take on hers!

    DAMN Yvonne's hot.. :D

  • @HabbaDj And ofc, Yvonne's doing the voice acting ;))

    @Leezian They didn't actually ;) Yvonne took care of that for them ;)

  • We need to ASSess that ass!

  • I'M GONNA NEED TO INVESTIGATE THAT ASS.

  • That Femshep was jelly of DAT ASS. Especially when the camera pans behind and she's as flat as a cardboard cut out.

  • Did you "Investigate" very carefully?

  • hahahaha

  • bioware must have taken years to design the perfect ass

  • I bet I could bounce a quarter off that ass...Its time to mod, a few hours later i try it and the game crashes from the "Mass Effect" her ass made. Oops =P

  • I love how the word "Investigate" is right under her ass.

  • 27 girls feel jealous of miranda's ass.

  • @mari0301 it is 37 now

  • The camera is always zoomed on her ass...

  • @The0Burger0King I wonder why...

  • I'd like to titfuck her ass

  • @smsteve888 lolololololololololololololol

  • @smsteve888

    I think we all want to titfuck her ass. :D

    I'm more of a boobs guy, and her rack is perfect and all, but with Miranda every body part is inferior to that spectacular and magnificent ass!

    I mean... just... all I can say is... DAT ASS!!!

  • Wait, this is a BIOWARE game?

    The way the camera takes every fucking opportunity to linger on that oversized posterior, you'd think it was Square Enix's handiwork...

  • I'd ASSUME CONTROL of that Ass.

  • haha there's no way bioware didn't realize how ideal a place that camera position is, I heard ME3's gonna have upskirt shots

  • Hahahahahaha, for once, the 2 highest rated comments both made me LOL xD

  • I know tris has been said a dozen times already, but:

    Investigate DAT ASS.

  • ehem* did you just say identical twin sister?

  • Thanks Bioware for the random ASS shots in this game.

  • 0:08

    Face it, you put the video on pause !

  • @Triple7TV At first...

  • Awesome title

  • @ShiningBurstAngel

    DAT ASS

  • BABY GOT BACK

  • my character look the exact same imported from the first game

  • datass

  • Mirandi + sister? Best. Threesome. Ever.

  • 24 guys are gay

  • I think this scene is the #1 reason why only half the people who bought Mass Effect 2 have ever finished the game. They're too busy reloading this scene and reaching down their pants LOL -_-)

  • i want to play the motorboat with those cheeks

  • lol the arrow...

    FUUCK I CANT GOOO..I WANT TO TOUCH IT

  • Miranda's ass is all you see right when you have to decide whether or not to help her- there's NO WAY that's a coincidence. Miranda is the temptress trying to pull you away from the good in this game. I tried to resist her but in the end...that ass ensnares all but the very strong willed and the very gay.

  • HAHA i did the same thing, just staaaaaaare for a minute untill decided to investigate dat ass.

  • Dat ass 8E

  • Shepard:(Away from concentrating Miranda's sexy ass.)

    "What do you know about your sister?"

    Miranda: "She's my genetic twin."

    Shepard:(thinking) "Twin? Another great ass!"

    

  • She's quite an ASSet to the team...

  • Every second 5 babies are born...but just think....every 5 seconds 10 000 dudes are fapping as we speak. Fap fap fap fap 10 001 sorry.

  • Her ass is the only good thing about her.

  • Look at the mouse cursor... lol

  • I need to wipe the monitor !

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I.

    WASN'T!

    FINISHED!!!

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  • lol

    

  • I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite ass on the Citidel

  • I wonder her sister has dat ass

  • Lmfao 124 people masturbated to that ass, thats effin gross. Why would people like that comment at all, you sick weirdos XD next time keep that shit to yourselfs'. This is one time my curiousity got the better of me.

  • how far into the game is this part?

  • DAT ASS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM

  • i am laughing at all the nerds here who say they wacked off to a video game character.. GET A LIFE

  • @ericmarshall19 LOL! For once, this "character" is entirely legit. It's Yvonne Strahovski.

  • First time i played through this the first thing that came to mind was "i love the creators of this game for the camera effects" :P

  • Haha, jesus, why even wear pants.

  • I've played the game... And all I think of when I play this game is making me horny...

    THIS IS A SEX GAME

  • this game great except for some bullshit, its rated M so they might as well show some naked ass and tits

  • I need to do some calibrations.

  • (I don't have time)... I can help... Investigate (points to ass)... Miranda's sister... relocation... rectum???

  • she is better than chloe from uncharted