Heckler gets owned in Atlanta!

[BadNews4Mojo]

All I heard was "Dur Der Derrp Dere der dur durp..." in a country accent.

[MrPhishdix]

Hey man I really really admire you getting on stage and doing your thing, you seemed pretty nervous but good job anyway

[crescentfallen99]

wheres the closed captions

[23chrisfm]

miss some destroying. all I understood was "jerk off time" - well that´s not destroying that´s failing!

[josephrocco8]

the theo reference is phenomenal

[imagineaboringlife]

How about some subtitles?

[kshay003]

keep pressing 8 for massive beat off

[zcg3]

@person19863456 Yeah...weak as prison soup...

[corycashatt90]

"I'm married to a great women." Nobody gives a fuck you retard.

[TheMediocreForce]

why so many dislikes? props to the kid trying to do what he loves, you know?

[17br549]

Yall know he must have grown up pimping and thuggin on da mean skreets of Fargo, North Dakota.

[mrseaweed1000]

i honestly couldnt understand a word of that

[SunnylnScottville]

@mrseaweed1000 it wasn't funny. You didn't miss anything.

[eminemdisstopia]

This man is the greatest comedian who ever lived in planet earth

[kizzapps]

@eminemdisstopia Thanks chief, I'll be on Conan next month.

[eminemdisstopia]

@kizzapps I assume your comment is as ironic as mine was.

[Medication102]

@kizzapps

Apparently they really are scraping the bottom of the barrel then...

[Theobrothers]

@kizzapps

When is this mythological "next month"

[hesatool1]

@Theobrothers He's probably telling the truth. He'll be in the crowd, and they'll eventually pan it going to or coming from a commercial break.

[Theobrothers]

@hesatool1

Hahahahaa!

[sverio12345]

@eminemdisstopia Is it your brother? :)

[rudeawakening010]

Why is this guy trying to be Theo from road rules??

[kizzapps]

@rudeawakening010 Because having a gap in your teeth rules.

[CEfilms]

i clicked on 4:30

[tcsdef]

@JuiceFatboyJuice

lol comment removed

feel dumb now? bitch ass

[Fredonia2k]

@tcsdef Nah, I just posted under the wrong username. Is that a violation of the bro code? Douche.

[tcsdef]

@Fredonia2k

lol calling me a douche with that display picture

fuck off ya wanker

[SergeCWazukie]

....people just cant keep their mouths shut, ignores the asses dude, practice makes perfect! :]

[Braxtonmccoy]

@kizzapps Good for you. I'd leave it up if it had 100k hits too, fuck them. After doing this stand-up shit for a few years you realize that a feature video on YouTube is like hitting the fucking lottery.

[harry8richardson]

@kizzapps bit of larry david style i dig it

[blazehand187]

@apocaRUFF Justin Beiber always did comedy....His music is a joke

[steveispeter]

keep'em coming,bro!

[guachingman]

learn ericksonian hypnosis to deal with hecklers, and don't try to defend yourself, makes you look weak, just do your thing, good luck!.

[kizzapps]

@guachingman Cool I'll get right on that.

[tmac9938]

@guachingman hey which specific techniques would you say apply to dealing with hecklers? you got me curious.

[guachingman]

@tmac9938 hard to single out techniques, if you are familiar with his work, it is all about utilization of what the subject (heckler) gives you, mental and linguistic aikido kind of, rather than brute force confrontation. Hypnosis is the mastery of communication after all, anyone into the communication 'industry' will find a lot of insights and useful bits apart from the general understanding of how to go about it, in erickson's works imo. (utilization, confusion, pacing-leading, use of words.)

[kizzapps]

@person19863456 Yeah this video is not that great, I have no idea why it has so many views.

[Idlevice]

@kizzapps I think it'sbecause David Cross is in the related videos. Only reason I saw it, anyway.

[DocSicnarf]

You did not verbally murder him. Wear different clothes next time you do stand up. No backwards hat and miami vice sports coat.

[kizzapps]

@DocSicnarf Duh! I've already stated this previously, wrong choice of words and wardrobe.

[kirby2137]

@DocSicnarf lmfao

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@apocaRUFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......no i'm just kidding that wasn't remotely funny at all. especially 'cause you introduced your joke with, "so what?" like you're fucking bugs bunny. I'm sure you're a lot funnier in real life.....no, also kidding, you're definitely not. You're definitely not any funnier in real life.

[apocaRUFF]

@SeaBearisNumber1 Damn, you try really hard.

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@apocaRUFF yea 'cause typing takes a shitload of work....

[apocaRUFF]

@SeaBearisNumber1 Nah, typing isn't hard. But judging by your response, you're either retarded and tried really hard in insulting me, or you're just very stupid and don't have the ability to try hard at anything.

I don't see why you get so worked up over a joke on a comedy video, you retard. Yes, I did call you a retard, now be butt hurt about it and try hard once again, and fail miserably for the third time in a row :)

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@apocaRUFF so I have the options of being stupid and trying really hard or stupid and not trying really hard? Just to make sure that's what you said before I make my decision.

[apocaRUFF]

@SeaBearisNumber1 No, you don't have a choice in either one. You are either one, or another. I never asked you which you were, which you would know if you had (at the least) a 5th graders level of reading comprehension.

Now, please try harder.

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@apocaRUFF So I am either one or the other? Who gets to decide then, you? 'Cause you didn't say and or "/" so I can't be both. I'll just pick the 2nd one.

[apocaRUFF]

@SeaBearisNumber1 You have really bad reading comprehension.

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@apocaRUFF haha jesus christ dude I'm fucking with you. It's pretty easy though in this stage of your cycle.

[apocaRUFF]

@SeaBearisNumber1 Listen closely kids, if you listen real hard, you can still hear the troll attempts from the ancient Trollatard... He started his attempts 6 days ago, and is still trying to this day. Amazing what lengths a fail-troll will go to. Especially when proving himself to be retarded so many times.

Now, to bed with you! or you too will have to put up with the trollatard!

Like what I did there?

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@apocaRUFF Who the fuck is listening to us? Are you trying to gain the support of the YouTube community? Either way, we should hang out.

[superbad1982]

@SeaBearisNumber1 im almost pretty sure this guy doesn't get what he is saying is actually self defeating.. If you are retarded and can't try hard(which is backwards cause the retarded try the hardest) or you are stupid and tried really hard. Stupid would be one without the comprehension to mount a comeback, In either case you are not one. And this guy has defeated himself by the failed options he gave you. Either way in this i give you an award for allowing the retarded troll to beat himself.

[CanadianXBakon]

@superbad1982 tl;dr

[superbad1982]

@CanadianXBakon Somewhere between the time you read this and started to type you thought. "hey this guy will care that i think this is to long and i didnt read it." You were wrong. Next time just stop. I don't care if you read it.. not like there is a read counter on it you dipshit.

[kizzapps]

@DontTalkAbtFightClub Appreciate the tip, but I'm aware I looked like a douche with the turquoise polo and white blazer on, it was terrible. I just wear my "I choked Linda Lovelace" t-shirt now.

[vokills420]

huh.... apparently i have been putting my stand up vids on youtube the wrong way. i just got to wait for a heckler and fuck with em and apparently by looking at this vid whether i succeed or not i'll still get close to 100 thousand people looking at my comedy. and all this time i thought i needed to work on my act.

[kizzapps]

@tcsdef I actually forgot I was wearing it until it was too late.

[tcsdef]

@kizzapps

may bros have mercy on your soul

[hansonchris336]

Nice clothes tool

[kizzapps]

@hansonchris336 Nice username "hansonchris" you have excellent taste in music.

[SickKnowledge82]

@kizzapps LMAO Hansonchris, what a jiz dumpster.

[JBHero12]

@kizzapps if you hadn't worn your hat at the odd angle like in the video, you'd have looked 100 percent better, just saying, but nice clothes none the less

[kizzapps]

@JBHero12 Yeah I know, it sucks I was so nervous I forgot to take it off, bummer. 

[JBHero12]

@kizzapps You didn't seem nervous, how old were you here?

[kizzapps]

@JBHero12 I think I was 25 in this video.

[JBHero12]

@kizzapps wow i would have guessed a lot younger than that lol, just wondering

[RichieRichAthens]

@hansonchris336 Why are you worried about his clothes you cum maggot?

[hansonchris336]

@RichieRichAthens you got a little dicky

[oasis4ever92]

takes balls to do stand up but a little bit too much of bigger yourself up here. not great tbh

[JackHorny77]

You did your thing man. Just expose him as the dumbass that he is!

[kizzapps]

@JackHorny77 Yeah he wasn't that bright, pretty old and senile.

[MurphGiovanni]

hecklers are douchebags...and you kept your cool...but a "verbal murdering"....eh, that's a massive overstatement

[kizzapps]

@MurphGiovanni I didn't really mean it literally, I regret putting "verbally murdered" Should have put "Heckler gets silenced" or something.

[MurphGiovanni]

@kizzapps haha yeah i didn't think you 'literally' murdered the guy...no disrespect...that pepperidge farm joke was good, and you seem pretty quick on your feet...just curious tho, what did he say at first...couldn't really hear and what was it in response to?

[kizzapps]

@MurphGiovanni I told a terrible joke and got crickets and then that old guy yelled out " That wasn't funny" which it really wasn't haha

[MurphGiovanni]

@kizzapps you remember the joke?  just curious

[kizzapps]

@MurphGiovanni I told an asian joke earlier and so he said "I'm gonna get with the asians and kick your ass, rah rah rah I been married for x amount of years" Wasn't really a joke, just a rant.

[sean12ab34cd]

you've got a good vibe about you, i'd pay to see a show

[kizzapps]

@sean12ab34cd preciate it man, I'm actually about to start touring so we may be coming to your city.

[Darthsantana]

@apocaRUFF  as long as he stops singing hahaha

[ssips720]

what was ure comeback? something about a circle jerk lol

[xDeathcoreZachx]

@ssips720

lol.

[soulflypw]

I love the first and subsequent comments before mine. Cuz I'm quite sure it is hard to make it, it's hard as an artist in general. You should post other stuff as you see fit so I at least know if you got some good jokes! At least you shushed the dude, and kept your composure, right? I don't know 'bout no verbal murderin' though...lol.

[Mookaton]

Beiber??

[konatown5]

Read the comment's ya douches, he said he lost the hat 3 months ago. lrn2read

[CannibalWhirm]

mhmmghg mghg hg ghhh oatmeal, im married to mhmmg gmh gmg hmh gmmmgggh

[holmzy31]

hat makes u look like a frat jackass, but u do well on handling stuff, losing the hat might really help

[jenovaprodigal]

@jenovaprodigal And now that I see your response to the other guy I guess I fail.

[XxXxdyedsoulxXxX]

@HanSolosRevenge yea 

[bart666a]

put subtitles!

[mikeysdevilish]

it needs to be longer so we can see whats going on ..

[kizzapps]

@HanSolosRevenge

The hat is no mas...

[lakers2003kobe]

@kizzapps good call.

[Riles07]

you're a young guy, takes nutts to do stand-up, respect

[kizzapps]

It was only my second time doing stand-up. I got a laugh every 15 to 30 seconds. It was an ok set.

[bobeooo]

@kizzapps hecklers are assholes, im glad you dealt with him harshly.

[bijibadness]

@kizzapps hey man, keep it up - its a tough profession, maybe the hardest to "make it" in showbiz. good luck to ya man

[kizzapps]

@bijibadness Thanks man I really appreciate it.