It is my constitutionally protected opinion, that the ancients had old morris mini wrecks to make boonsberg eggs, enabling them to build the Pyramids of Egypt, Stonehenge, Easter Island, Coral Castle, etc.
easter island was not built this way. the best way we know they did it was they rolled it on the trunks of the giant palms which once grew on the island, replacing them as they rolled out from behind. They also lubricated it with sweet potatoes. When they chopped down all the trees, the topsoil washed away, and they all ate each other. FUN!
and also, this doesn't explain how they got the material out of wherever to begin with. How did the islanders lift their moai out of the volcano with this thing? This could answer how they were transported, but not how they got out to begin with. Repeat this with a 70 to 200 ton chunk of volcanic rock and i'll be impressed.
That's what the moai weighed. A moai, if you didn't know, is the name for the statues on easter island.
One person pushes, one pulls the circle... or more. The stone is built and finished then slid over to a sand hollow that hides the bottom piece of the CIRCLE. The other pieces are locked down in place and the circle is pulled/pushed out of the pit and rolled into place. This guy isn't fucked. This guy got it right! A+
This guy is so totally fucked in the head that it defies belief! This is how they built the Pyramids of Egypt, Stonehenge, Easter Island, Coral Castle, etc., what ... by rolling a Mini inside a garage?
if the ancient structures you mentioned might have been built through the use of a boonsberg egg type of device then how did they get the stones into postion on whatever stucture was being built? I don't buy into that pyramid ramp theory because the ramp itself would take as many or even more stones to construct than it would take to build the pyramid itself.
how long did it take to get the car inside of that??
armoredskis425 2 years ago
are you claiming this is perpetual motion or "free energy" or are you claiming that this is what they used to build the pyramids
123MATTYABC 2 years ago
wow you used off balanced weight to move something
try rolling it heaps more than once
123MATTYABC 2 years ago
yep and up the side of an already nearly built pyramid
trackablesource 2 years ago
uh sorry i was being sarcastic
123MATTYABC 2 years ago
sorry mis read your comment
123MATTYABC 2 years ago
It is my constitutionally protected opinion, that the ancients had old morris mini wrecks to make boonsberg eggs, enabling them to build the Pyramids of Egypt, Stonehenge, Easter Island, Coral Castle, etc.
fu2ah 3 years ago
hehe, it is easier to push it while on its tires. (and you can steer it)
bccritters 4 years ago
easter island was not built this way. the best way we know they did it was they rolled it on the trunks of the giant palms which once grew on the island, replacing them as they rolled out from behind. They also lubricated it with sweet potatoes. When they chopped down all the trees, the topsoil washed away, and they all ate each other. FUN!
areYOUcaribou 4 years ago
and also, this doesn't explain how they got the material out of wherever to begin with. How did the islanders lift their moai out of the volcano with this thing? This could answer how they were transported, but not how they got out to begin with. Repeat this with a 70 to 200 ton chunk of volcanic rock and i'll be impressed.
That's what the moai weighed. A moai, if you didn't know, is the name for the statues on easter island.
areYOUcaribou 4 years ago
One person pushes, one pulls the circle... or more. The stone is built and finished then slid over to a sand hollow that hides the bottom piece of the CIRCLE. The other pieces are locked down in place and the circle is pulled/pushed out of the pit and rolled into place. This guy isn't fucked. This guy got it right! A+
kensmind 4 years ago
This guy is so totally fucked in the head that it defies belief! This is how they built the Pyramids of Egypt, Stonehenge, Easter Island, Coral Castle, etc., what ... by rolling a Mini inside a garage?
macmarine 4 years ago
So how do you get the car into the "egg?"
allnighthite 5 years ago
if the ancient structures you mentioned might have been built through the use of a boonsberg egg type of device then how did they get the stones into postion on whatever stucture was being built? I don't buy into that pyramid ramp theory because the ramp itself would take as many or even more stones to construct than it would take to build the pyramid itself.
bloogz 5 years ago
I don't think so, you still have to get the stones up off the ground to build that "egg" thing around it
bloogz 5 years ago