Mock The Week- Things You Don't Want To Hear at Christmas

[12Jakeyboy]

1:21 EpicMealTime Christmas special!

[chelsy205]

@lorenzoscratchalie I think that was hugh- try; The skipping rope.

[TheBazman111]

YUCK who wants stuffing granny this program is not t he same with out frankie.

[lorenzoscratchalie]

looking for the joke where Frankie kills it, and everybody is laughing for so long, and Andy is sort of walking up to the mic, but after a while, he walks down again.. can't find it.. been searching mock vids for days!

[IPawnt]

*Scalextric - Electric toy car racing set.

[RockQueen231]

A car thing

[TheLaceratedSky]

Whats a scaleatrix?

[Glitch5222]

@TheLaceratedSky Car racing game.

[Jeffo193]

I'm having a duck in a goose in a turkey in a dog in a horse in an old lady this christmas...imma need a really big oven :P

[scarzyxxvidz]

think ive seen every episode of mock the week. never gets old.

[Inezjaya]

is frankie the bald one aww i like him hes good

[thamutebutton]

@Inezjaya thats Andy Parsons.

[DiabolicBadger]

I don't get the canoe joke...

[geckohead135]

@DiabolicBadger dad died in a canoe so they got a canoe for christmas and found out it was the one dad died in so they're left with dad's body.

[questionwhatyouhear]

@DiabolicBadger I think they are refering to the "canoe man" incident, where someone was said to have been missing (and presumed dead) in their canoe for years, to cash on his life insurance, but was found to be living at home.

[thewizardofgore1999]

it's exactly what i wanted princess diana scaletrix EPIC

[Jethappen5]

@punkmanjon STFU Ok?

[elijahhandley]

thank god that woman never said anything...

[HaHaHamHammer]

I AM HAVING A SHOUTY LOUD ARGUMENT TO MAKE A POINT ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER

[SuperBronstar]

"Ho,Ho I'm Sorry, There Was No Chimmy So I Went Through The Centrel Heating System, I Think I Buggered Your Boiler" + "She's Not My Granny, And Shes Not Your Granny...Who's Granny Is She?!" + "This Year I Have Decided To Give My Christmas Broadcast...Completly Naked" + "Mummy, Look What We Found In These Stockings....Daddy" + "Oh Yes, This Year We're Putting The Boat Out, We Are Having A Duck, In A Goose, In The Turkey, In a Dog, In A Horse, In A Old Lady" + "Who Wants Stuffing?...Granny?" =) xx

[lucylikeslollies]

god this argument is STILL going on? honestly who argues for ??? days? honestly chillax people its only a comment.

[z3r0t0l3r4ns]

@94flyingpig

Congratulations sir you have turned an attempt to defend the honor of a young lady you'll never meet into a chance to prove over the internet that you are in fact a hypocrite and a moron. Well done.

Here's a few tips for you to avoid making the same mistake again:

1.Learn to recognize trolls and DO NOT FEED them.

2.You can't tell someone off for being abusive while abusing them.

3.When arguing about grammar or spelling it is important to use proper grammar and spelling.

[DavieJones2nd]

Who wants stuffing? o.0

[2341NoGood]

daras face at the end! lmfao

[Negimaniac]

"...I think I've buggered your boiler."

[lucylikeslollies]

ew that was pretty gross humour. some of it was funny though. not frankie boyle though i just dont find disgusting stuff funny.

[punkmanjon]

@lucylikeslollies Alright Grandma keep your hair net on.

[lucylikeslollies]

@punkmanjon excuse me, who are you calling grandma? im probably younger than you and all i was saying was that i dont like dark humour - you need to keep YOUR hair net on. god.

[punkmanjon]

@lucylikeslollies Im calling YOU Grandma...I would have thought that was patently obvious. However as you are clearly operating at a tragically low level of intelligence I'll let you off. Im sure your carer will be round shortly anyway!

[lucylikeslollies]

@lucylikeslollies hahaha no, i let YOU off, and i have a very high level of intelligence thank you very much as i get all A's at A level standard. and let it go, moron, its only a comment.

[lucylikeslollies]

@lucylikeslollies hahaha no, i'll let YOU off, and i have a very high level of intelligence thank you very much as i get all A's at A level standard. and let it go, moron, its only a comment.

[punkmanjon]

@lucylikeslollies Oooh you got some A levels? Well done.

[lucylikeslollies]

@punkmanjon thank you very much.

[94flyingpig]

@punkmanjon everyone's entitled to their own opinions, don't go posting abuse about people, you cant write in emphasis e.t.c. so you don't know how someone meant something. however i find Frankie Boyle absolutely awesome!

[punkmanjon]

@94flyingpig What does 'You can't write in emphasis' mean? If you can't respond in literate English please don't bother.

[94flyingpig]

@punkmanjon you are interpretting WHAT they said but you have no idea HOW they said it, pretty simple really, so you have gone and been abusive and made a fool of yourself but instead you should have re-read the comment to make sure you havent made an assumption about how someone meant something,

[punkmanjon]

@94flyingpig You cant write literate sentences. So please stop trying. Grammar and punctuation are there for good reasons. And you can't mix tenses. What exactly are you trying to say?

[94flyingpig]

@punkmanjon what i wrote made sense, re read it and try to understand it again, dont worry, us smart people dont mind waiting for you to catch up

[94flyingpig]

@punkmanjon btw i havent mixed any tenses, you dont seem to be able to understand english

[punkmanjon]

@94flyingpig 'so you have gone and been abusive and made a fool of yourself but instead you should have re-read the comment to make sure you havent made an assumption about how someone meant something.' This is a mix of the past tense and the present tense. So yes youHAVE mied tenses...and it doesnt make sense.

[94flyingpig]

@punkmanjon (so that you can understand I have labelled the tenses) - If you are going to be picky (conditional), then change"haven't" to "hadn't"(present, imperative). However it still made sense(past), the tenses I used are all correct(past), YOU don't make sense when you say I mixed tenses because it is normal to use more than one tense(present), you don't seem to be able to understand perfectly good English(present)

[punkmanjon]

@94flyingpig But you aren't using perfectly good English. Your grammar is wrong and your sentences are meaningless. Why would I take anything you have to say seriously when you come accross as barely literate?

[94flyingpig]

@punkmanjon Look mate you cant read properly, go use a dictionary ( they don't bite) because it might help you out.

That is unless you just enjoy pretending you are belittling someone, I do feel sorry for your pathetic life, you must get pushed around at work/school (I hope its not work), giving you the need to take it all out (so you seem to think you are doing) on the internet, you want to act like a broken record and pretend you cant read this comment go ahead but this is my last one! MORON

[punkmanjon]

@94flyingpig You write English as if it has only ever been desribed to you. That comment at least made sense but was so poorly worded and grammatically incorrect you genuinely come accross as faintly stupid. Grammar is there for a reason, and part of grammar includes good style (i.e choice of words, their order, the shape of your sentences etc) and your style is terrible. Im not pathetic, I genuinely didn't understand your first couple of posts. I

[Ubiitsa91]

@punkmanjon Why does YouTube have the habit, albeit a rather annoying one, of turning into a debate of proper English? You both made mistakes and as such are hypocritical in being insistant over a petty argument over the internet. Is it impossible to ignore the fact of someone's incredible misuse of the English language, even though it was, at best, interpretable? Grow up, for your sake and that of others.

[punkmanjon]

@Ubiitsa91 Piss off fuck nugget. I geuinely couldn't understand their comments. I am extremely dyslexic and yet I manage to make sense. I expect other people to aswell if they want to debate something.Get off your high horse, you will get altitude sickness up there.

[Ubiitsa91]

@punkmanjon Jon, how about you stop hiding behind the title which is a stumbling block in many peoples' lives and get to grips with the fact that you are in the wrong here. You clearly began this argument by being rude because someone had an opinion, and as such you felt it neccessary to be a dick. I commend you, sir, for having the ability to completely disregard someone's freedom of speech when you in turn spout nonsensical bullshit onto this comment thread. Again, grow the fuck up.

[punkmanjon]

@Ubiitsa91 I made a facetious comment originally (expressing my opinion which is my right if we are getting uppity about freedom of speech) and then some total idiot started have a go at me unintelligibly. Im not hiding behind anything just responding in kind when idiots attack me. On a similar note don't tell people who are nearlya decade older than you to grow up. It makes YOU seem childish.

[punkmanjon]

@Ubiitsa91 And my name isn't Jon.

[Ubiitsa91]

@punkmanjon Good answer Jon. I'd rather not keep burning you over the internet. It gets boring.

[sassysoph9614]

@punkmanjon OH MY GOD you are so stupid, lucylikeslollies can comment whatever she likes this is after all a COMMENT box, stop shouting abuse at her and let it go, you moron!!

[eateroftheflame]

No you didn't get a playstation, Santa hates the poor

[FNT95]

Why is it everyone is complaining about the dog joke, its just a joke, and thats the kind off dark humour jokes that makes me love Frankie!

[DavieJones2nd]

I want to sue Frankie Boyle, he made me spew my carlsberg when he said the stuffing granny joke xD

[SofJae]

@KaiserTota it's to do with a man called John Darwin who faked his death but came back after 5 years, go google him.

[KaiserTota]

What's with all the canoe jokes?

[XxJ4ME35xX]

I was drinking water when Frankie did his last joke, now it's all over the wall

[trix2705]

Princess Diana on scaletrics! Epic

[1CCHH1]

'Father Christmas has gone into administration' haha

[fightbox4]

frankies first joke made me fucking laugh lol even tho it was wrong

[daralzand]

who wants stuffing? GRANNY!!!

[xxmrbloodxx]

Frankie is so fucking funny LOL :D

[angrygamer1]

am i the only one who liked the dog joke?

[CattttLOL]

@angrygamer1 no i loved it :L

[CattttLOL]

@angrygamer1 no i loved it :L lol

[CuriousVirga]

Oh god, fuck off Frankie ¬_¬

[gazamused]

Unlikley things to happen on Mock the week!.. "Frankie Boyle says something non contraversal".

[DJJB10]

hugh dennis had me in stiches when he talked about the queens xmas broadcast!!!! lol

[mickiesno1fan]

Mummy look what's in the stocking Daddy lol frankie is the best

[Kerriangel]

Suggestion: But Mummy, if Santa's not real, then whose head is this? *produces human head*

[Braderz2k10]

"who wants stuffing..granny?" xD

[AHTDestroyer]

I can just imagine Frankie saying Jingle Bombs Jingle Bombs Jingle all the Fucking way.

[haplaplon]

Mummy look what's in the stocking it's daddy lolololol

[OverlordKaine1989]

Who wants stuffing?.................GRAN­NY

[luvveyduvvey]

omggg last onee

heheheeeh

xD

[madperson876]

lol, "Ding Dong Merrily on High"

[my1cars1a1shed]

princess dianna scaelectrix!!! lol genius

[teencomment]

I think I've buggered your boiler! XD

[Livbr0wn]

What is with the canoe jokes?!?!?! :S

[Ashlemacq]

It's in relation to a story a few years back about a man who turned up in a police station a few years after being reported dead after he and his wife faked his death by using a wrecked canoe in the sea.

[stevenkhotmailcom]

lmfao!

[Chazzdrwho38]

well if shes not my granny and shes not your granny WHOS GRANNY IS SHE???

princess diana scaelectrix!!!

lmao

[Domunication]

"Princess Diana scaletrix" that was so funny

[VenomGamer]

When i found out i literaly roared at the tv, "WTF"

[decandant]

BRILLANT

[RandomGothicFay]

! haha yeah brilliant!

but the last one was a bit............ yah know! :D

[AidyMelon]

i am soooo slow i just sit there going

umm ... right

it takes me SSOOO long to get this dtuff i have to watch it with my brother and get him to explain it all to me

LOL

[vishaldj95]

gina yashere

[aNya1127]

whats the girl's name?

[illdoitin5mins]

gina yashere

[chris74742]

haha "oh its just what i wanted, a princess diana scaletrex" omg, unbelievably funny!

[villaever444]

Who wants stuffing? Granny |8nD Funny as!!!!!!!!

[roxyyRAWRR]

could you explain that to me? I don't really understand =/

[LaurenEdensor007]

what dont you understand ? :D

[Shangas]

"Who wants stuffing?...Granny!?"

LOOOOOL!!!

[andos8888]

i always get the impression russel thinks andy is the least funniest peron ever

[CallumCCC2009]

Princess Diana Scalextrix

I cracked up at that one

Probally one of the best Scenes i'd like to See

[blair1888]

a guy from britain pretended he died in a canoe accident then he came back home

[Weirfan69]

Can someone explain the canoe bit?

[CJE999]

who wants stuffing? lol

[bradzz2k8]

2:03 LMAO

Frankies a ledgend

[MadameMeganBeth]

Ohmigod so wrong.

But so frickin funny.

[comedybuff4000]

LOL: This year, I have decided to give my Christmas broadcast... completly naked. Hugh Dennis is a legend

[Shangas]

I wonder if the queen saw that...

[tomcarty123]

hugh dennis is hilarious

[SciFigirl281]

"She's not your granny and she's not MY granny, then who's granny is she?!"

[Alexfusion0123]

hahhaa FUCKING JOKES!!!!!

[reevie100]

geez that frankie boyle is hilarious

i watch him just to see what boundary hell cross next

[TDuffy04]

princess dianna jikoe was harsh frankie boy

i still smirked tho

[Obliviongirl123]

A duck in a goose in a turkey in a dog in a horse in an old lady... :x

[Pieter345]

hahahahaha who wants stuffing...granny ;] xD

hahah poor doggie =D

[sexygirl93haterskole]

hahahahaha....... funny shit! but don't talk like that 'bout dogs! :S not nice......

LOL

[firesotormlizard01]

itr was pretty tame

[fliper46]

lol that dog joke was messed up

[firesotormlizard01]

it was pretty tame, they only ment eating it

[IncredibleGoliath]

Good, because I wouldn't ever try fucking a dog until I knew it was pretty tame.

[firesotormlizard01]

i hope u no i ment the joke

[moominxcorpse]

ahahah what a retard

[GrapeJamAndFish]

@firesotormlizard01 MAJOR league lol!

[terrorlord15]

@IncredibleGoliath u could be our next frankie.

[yabasoda]

lmfao!! nice ash!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD