In honor of Bob Dylan on the occasion of his birth and Harold Camping's rescheduling the rapture so we can properly prepare. [Note: I've included a check list so you don't get caught unprepared yet again . . . 1) Schedule manicure and pedicure. 2) Arrange for pet ascension. 3) Accept Jesus as your personal savior. 4) Buy some decent rapture-wear and a few new outfits for cloud lounging. 5) Pack a light lunch . . . ]
In honor of Bob Dylan on the occasion of his birth and Harold Camping's rescheduling the rapture so we can properly prepare. [Note: I've included a check list so you don't get caught unprepared yet again . . . 1) Schedule manicure and pedicure. 2) Arrange for pet ascension. 3) Accept Jesus as your personal savior. 4) Buy some decent rapture-wear and a few new outfits for cloud lounging. 5) Pack a light lunch . . . ]
peggylacerra 8 months ago