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  • dude wat is that song name 

  • LMAO MY FRIENDS DAD LOOKS LIKE CHUCK LMAO

  • chuck norris is born in olblivon survive in the future by like 3 thousand year in fallout 3 what next

  • @TheKyleVids the elder scrolls is on a different planet it takes place in our time but on a planet called nirn

  • @timedragon1 OH thanks im kinda a noob

  • @TheKyleVids yah and im a nerd so everyone wins

  • When Zuckerberg made Facebook, he found out he had a friend request from Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris, he will never disappear :D

  • ''A DREAMER, ALONE IN THE WORLD BETWEEN DREAMS AND REALITY'' LOLOL THAT WAS EPICLY HILARIOUS

    ROFLROFL AND '' A MAN LIKE NORRIS NEVER DIES HE LIVES FOREVER IN THE CHILDRENS EYES'' LOLLOLOLOL

  • When Chuck Norris get in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

  • Music to play in Chuck Norris's life;

    When Chuck Norris wakes up- The Final Countdown by Europe

    When Chuck Norris makes a sandwich- He's A Pirate by Pirates of the Caribbean

    When Chuck Norris goes to the Bathroom- Mortal Kombat Theme Song

    When Chuck Norris is driving his car- Highway To Hell by ACDC

    When Chuck Norris is walking- Sinister Shadows by Kingdom Hearts 2

  • if this was for real he wouldn't have had to fight those people. they would either run (which would be useless), or they would drop dead. i mean, chuck norris cannot be found....HE FINDS YOU.

  • ROUNDHOUSEKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • wat song is this?

  • Spare me me I won that tournament. Fuckn Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris isn't Oblivion, Oblivion is in Chuck Norris .

  • Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he looks at the grass and dares it to grow.

  • They used to have a road named Chuck Norris. They closed it down because of too many human casualties... NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris.

  • secretly that was not a unicorn, the horse merely burst a fragment of his skull out to take shape of a spiraling majestic horn so that chuck wouldnt form his tail n2 one and jam it n2 his brain

  • wat is the name of the song?

  • LOL Chuck is running around beating people up randomly for no absolute reason whatsoever......

    I am making one XD

  • I downloaded this game (huge fucking download too) just to kill the fisherman.

    "I had a contract with this young alchemist! I can make it worth your time!"

    Felt great to fucking kick his ass.

  • In the beginning, God said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! And then Chuck Norris said: Say please, God.

  • Night elf, Blood elf, Darnei, CHUCK NORRIS....

  • y evry 1 hate him so much lol..=P

  • chuck norris is not a murderer

  • why does he keep talk to Chuck like hes a man?

  • karatatatate

  • Chuck Norris dosen't do quests because they can't complete him but he can complete them.... Huzzah!

  • @noobpwner117 1.look up chuck norris vs bruce lee2.i have learned different since then3. i cant fly4.bo riddle could beat him

  • why the fascination wih chuk norris??

  • @hakukratos u spelled his name wrong, now chuck norris will put a tracking devise on you and track you down with a stick

  • the seventh day god rested. chuck norris took over

  • chuck noris is a fucking pussy bruce lee could beat his ass any day.

  • @SacreligousTurkey yes i agree bruce lee would kick his ass anyday but chuck norris is a black belt in karate

  • @SacreligousTurkey dude, this is meant to be funny, dont be a fag...

  • Where did the Chuck Norris fad begin?

  • @Gmodman123456789 No one knows, it's believed god created them as a tribute to him.

  • @blobbhed Chuck Norris did not become a fad. He orders random people to honor him... without seeing them

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  • There was an ancient scroll dug up in eastern china foretelling of a great warrior who could slay beasts with his bare hands and kill dragons using toothpicks. This warrior could create fire with a click of his fingers and can conquer demons by staring at them. This warrior is not chuck norris because chuck norris killed this warrior.

  • :noel: vaincra 

  • chuck norris, the only man with an unarmed of 5 million.

  • и тут Чаке

  • Song sucks.

    

  • excellent!

  • CHUCK NORRIS can take a colour picture using only black and white film.....

  • chuck norris is not playable because if you use him you instantlly completed the game

  • anyone knows where can i download the song :D ?

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need luck, however, St. Patrick needs Chuck Norris

  • Chuck don't run chuck just farts and he killed kratos

  • Chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries....EVER

  • Chuck Norris and superman made a bet....the looser would use his underwear over the clothes XD...I'm Mexican so pls pardon me If I made a mistake

  • chuck norris never had an heart attack. is heart isn't stupid enought to try to kill him

  • wie heißt des lied ab 0:53

  • @Zombeinfection It's called Young Chuck Norris. It was a digital short on Saturday Night Live with Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis.

  • could anyone tell me waths the music name?

  • I'm still a recovering Oblivionaholic, that game damn well near devoured me, there was just no end to it!

  • @MarkArandjus x D I am an Oblivionaholic. It's dangerous o_o

  • @MarkArandjus No. There never is. And it never gets better.

  • Fuckin commercials jezus crist

  • HAHAHAHA OMFG I LOVE MACHINIMA

  • Piss your pants if you like chuck norris

  • gravity doesn't hold down Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris holds down gravity...

  • Those NPC players in Oblivion are Fucking Weird.

  • he say he lost his leg but he didnt

  • he probably has a wooden one

  • xD cool music of huck norris xD

  • thats an impostor!

    chuck norris kills you only by staring at you

    when he punches, oblivion gets broken, and start using another game engine, so the bodies can be obliterated into the oblivions of hell (or hells of oblivion)

  • lmao that was epic on so many levels

  • Chuck Norris's piss is used tomake a drink.We know this drink as Red Bull.

  • LOL

  • he looks like nickelback's frontman ;p

  • The only thing missing here is Chuck Norris...

  • chuck noris doesnt ever need a compass

    he randomly points somewhere and north goes there in order not to anger him lol

  • @myenglishsuck0123 Huh, i thought i was just bad with directions, so thats why i always get lost.

  • when Chuck Norris goes fishing the fish jump in the boat

    Once their was something called Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anyone

    The main reason for the great wall of China was to keep Chuck Norris out..... it failed

    When Chuck Norris plays Call of Duty WaW hes 11th prestige

    When people die Chuck Norris rubs his socks on rugs and zaps them back to life

    the true Manhattan Project was to send Chuck Norris but it wasn't humane enough

  • @icesniper505 haha

  • when chuck norris and bruce lees puches collided the univers was created

  • LOVE!

  • I heard he played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won, and that CAN believe it is butter. Must be made of steel...or tougher

  • If you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5... Chuck Norris would have more money than you.

  • u mean THE best ^^

  • One of the best machinima series.

  • ever wonder y mars has no sighns of life? cause chuck norris has already been there

  • that was gay

  • Chuck Norris Doesn't have kids, He has Men.

  • I remember that quest. lol

  • when chuck norris does a push up he isnt pushing himself up hes pushing the earth down

  • God made a taco so hot he himself couldn't eat it so he got chuck Norris to eat it.

  • what is the name of this song???

  • chuck norris is master chief !!!!! u do get 2 play as him :D

  • THATS A KNOIFE!!! XD

  • lmao help an old fisherman out will you? *punch*

  • its sad but, 10 years from now no one is going to know the awesomeness that is chuck norris

  • the reason why Chuck Norris was never a playable character in a video game is because Chuck Norris never gets played.................. by anyone

  • chuck norris play sYOU

  • He was a playable charecter, in a game on the colleco vision

  • Chuck Norris is so awsome, computers will never be able to render him in-game until we have quantom computers.

  • @MoronOfTheMonth and cause they want to make the game interesting. not just a walk(in the park)through

  • @MoronOfTheMonth Is he who plays you!!

  • @MoronOfTheMonth Chuck Norris plays you xD

  • where can i get this song plz tell me

  • Chuck Norris is cooler than Bruce Lee in the same way that getting butt raped by a rabid chimp is cooler than winning the lotto.

  • So Bruce Lee is like getting butt raped by a rabid chimp? No, he's not that sucky, not even compared to Chuck.

  • I said Chuck = butt rape, Bruce = the lotto. Read better.

  • at the end chuck norris would not run he would roundhouse kick the guy to the face and then disapear into the time space continium(sorry about the spelling)

  • chuk norris

    isn´t is a comedyan

    cuz´ all who have laugh of him...

    are dead

  • What Race did you use to make Chuck? i tried Breton and that don't work I think it's either Nord or Imperial. is it?

  • I'd say Nord

  • Chick norris is the evolve form of jesus.

  • dood i so just got my jesus to lvl 36 >.> finally.... CHUCK NORRIS

  • go and shoot your self

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  • best effing video on the web. btw cant wait for episode 10 , i think iam more into this than any anime shows lol

  • funny

  • You can't run from Chuck Norris, you're too scared to run.

    Chuck Norris washes his chilli down with napalm.

    Chuck Norris was once tricked into telling a Chuck Norris joke. He wasnt happy, after the dust settled he vowed to never let anyone get away with making a Chuck Norris Joke. This is not a Chuck Norris joke, you'd better look behind you.

  • Chuck Norris can win in Connect 4 in 3 turns.

  • crap

  • Chuck Norris doesn't run from guards!

  • Whats the song?

  • hes last name is norris and last chuck rotflmao

  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

  • Chuck Vs Car

    watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE

  • the CERN Collider is going out of buissness Chuck Norris wont roundhouse kick the electrons anymore

  • Good one! hahahahahaha

  • chuck norris does not need that much time to kill ppl XD

  • It's just a movie!

  • when chuck jumps into water her does'nt get wet, water gets chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris rules!!!

  • i love that game and i love chuck norris...this is the best thing i have ever seen in the history of my life

  • Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird...

  • the song, isnt this from saturday night live???

  • Yes it is =)

  • every once in awhile, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be kicked to the moon. He then punches the moon until it explodes. only by doing a magical roundhouse kick can he form the moon again. this is the explanation behind solar eclipses.

  • chuck norris can run around the world so fast he punches himself in the face when he stops

  • chuck norris brushes his teeth with liquid hot MAGMA

  • Chunck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

  • Forest

  • whats the name of the song? someone please tell me

  • I know the song... reply to me and I'll tell you!☺

  • can you tell the song

  • LOL i know it should be the guard running away from CHUCK

  • ROFLOLLMAO at 2:09 he jumps out of a rock! Go 2 google and type in: Find Chuck Norris then click I'm feeling lucky. FUNNY!

  • LOLOLOLOL

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you

  • when you ask google who chuck norris is, it doesnt tell you results, it tells you:

    "run while you still have the chance!"

  • CHUCK NORRIS=2ND COMING OF CHRIST

  • chuck norris is not a nord, his race is The God

  • there is a girl in my class named scottie norris!! everyone calls her chuck norris. she hates it

  • i have that game it good crac

  • Thanks for sharing this great video! I like it! 5+

  • seriosly i know like 6000 people have alderady asked but where can i get this kick ass

  • chuck norris perdio la virginidad antes que su padre =O

  • Is this a game if it is what is it called?

  • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, he just edited it, a LOT lol

  • Where can I download this epic song?

  • please post episode 3.5. make the complete set. cheers

  • can i get an mp3 download of that theme song?

  • i tired no

  • sosolid ftw

  • ... lives forvever in the childrens eyes...?

  • BUENISIMO!!

  • Oh god who made that kick ass theme music?!?!

  • kaiem finifhes it guys it is nearly a 16 minute episode whixh is now up to machinima to post

  • can u pls tell me the name of the song in this video? its well funny lol!

  • The name of the song is Young Chuck Norris and the author is Doug Brogar.

  • click the up button if you like chuck norris and click down if you dont

  • shat to you mattC124

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  • When he made this video, how did you make the health bar go away?

  • You can make the HUD disappear if you open the console and press tm.

  • chuck norris is the equivalent of jesus in my new religion i'm making

  • What do you think Chuck Norris would specialize in if he played? I'd imagine Hand To Hand, but that's all I can really think of.

  • He would invent the Roundhouse kick skill, and have 200 points it.