if this was for real he wouldn't have had to fight those people. they would either run (which would be useless), or they would drop dead. i mean, chuck norris cannot be found....HE FINDS YOU.
secretly that was not a unicorn, the horse merely burst a fragment of his skull out to take shape of a spiraling majestic horn so that chuck wouldnt form his tail n2 one and jam it n2 his brain
There was an ancient scroll dug up in eastern china foretelling of a great warrior who could slay beasts with his bare hands and kill dragons using toothpicks. This warrior could create fire with a click of his fingers and can conquer demons by staring at them. This warrior is not chuck norris because chuck norris killed this warrior.
when he punches, oblivion gets broken, and start using another game engine, so the bodies can be obliterated into the oblivions of hell (or hells of oblivion)
at the end chuck norris would not run he would roundhouse kick the guy to the face and then disapear into the time space continium(sorry about the spelling)
You can't run from Chuck Norris, you're too scared to run.
Chuck Norris washes his chilli down with napalm.
Chuck Norris was once tricked into telling a Chuck Norris joke. He wasnt happy, after the dust settled he vowed to never let anyone get away with making a Chuck Norris Joke. This is not a Chuck Norris joke, you'd better look behind you.
every once in awhile, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be kicked to the moon. He then punches the moon until it explodes. only by doing a magical roundhouse kick can he form the moon again. this is the explanation behind solar eclipses.
dude wat is that song name
TheRachapol 7 months ago
LMAO MY FRIENDS DAD LOOKS LIKE CHUCK LMAO
MsGUITARHEROFAN 9 months ago
chuck norris is born in olblivon survive in the future by like 3 thousand year in fallout 3 what next
TheKyleVids 9 months ago
@TheKyleVids the elder scrolls is on a different planet it takes place in our time but on a planet called nirn
timedragon1 9 months ago
@timedragon1 OH thanks im kinda a noob
TheKyleVids 8 months ago
@TheKyleVids yah and im a nerd so everyone wins
timedragon1 8 months ago
When Zuckerberg made Facebook, he found out he had a friend request from Chuck Norris
nikchris69 9 months ago
Chuck Norris, he will never disappear :D
SilverMoon1134 10 months ago
''A DREAMER, ALONE IN THE WORLD BETWEEN DREAMS AND REALITY'' LOLOL THAT WAS EPICLY HILARIOUS
ROFLROFL AND '' A MAN LIKE NORRIS NEVER DIES HE LIVES FOREVER IN THE CHILDRENS EYES'' LOLLOLOLOL
xVivaLaCalx 10 months ago 2
When Chuck Norris get in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris
OverKillzation 10 months ago 3
Music to play in Chuck Norris's life;
When Chuck Norris wakes up- The Final Countdown by Europe
When Chuck Norris makes a sandwich- He's A Pirate by Pirates of the Caribbean
When Chuck Norris goes to the Bathroom- Mortal Kombat Theme Song
When Chuck Norris is driving his car- Highway To Hell by ACDC
When Chuck Norris is walking- Sinister Shadows by Kingdom Hearts 2
Blaziken324 10 months ago
if this was for real he wouldn't have had to fight those people. they would either run (which would be useless), or they would drop dead. i mean, chuck norris cannot be found....HE FINDS YOU.
DragonMasterThlayli 11 months ago
ROUNDHOUSEKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheGhilliSniper 11 months ago
wat song is this?
highocrack123 1 year ago
Spare me me I won that tournament. Fuckn Chuck Norris.
jaimeg123prmt 1 year ago
Chuck Norris isn't Oblivion, Oblivion is in Chuck Norris .
InfernoProuductions 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he looks at the grass and dares it to grow.
TheMarinePlanet 1 year ago 2
They used to have a road named Chuck Norris. They closed it down because of too many human casualties... NOBODY crosses Chuck Norris.
draggyboyhaha 1 year ago
secretly that was not a unicorn, the horse merely burst a fragment of his skull out to take shape of a spiraling majestic horn so that chuck wouldnt form his tail n2 one and jam it n2 his brain
ordepolbap 1 year ago
wat is the name of the song?
hunter10874 1 year ago
LOL Chuck is running around beating people up randomly for no absolute reason whatsoever......
I am making one XD
SVB222 1 year ago
I downloaded this game (huge fucking download too) just to kill the fisherman.
"I had a contract with this young alchemist! I can make it worth your time!"
Felt great to fucking kick his ass.
BarryDennen12 1 year ago
In the beginning, God said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! And then Chuck Norris said: Say please, God.
SiggyDaPiggy 1 year ago 3
Night elf, Blood elf, Darnei, CHUCK NORRIS....
ljarabek 1 year ago
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y evry 1 hate him so much lol..=P
lifestealer87 1 year ago
y evry 1 hate him so much lol..=P
lifestealer87 1 year ago
chuck norris is not a murderer
holygamerbible 1 year ago
why does he keep talk to Chuck like hes a man?
void735 1 year ago
karatatatate
mavoelker 1 year ago
Chuck Norris dosen't do quests because they can't complete him but he can complete them.... Huzzah!
RaptorAlphaKilo 1 year ago
@noobpwner117 1.look up chuck norris vs bruce lee2.i have learned different since then3. i cant fly4.bo riddle could beat him
SacreligousTurkey 1 year ago
why the fascination wih chuk norris??
hakukratos 1 year ago
@hakukratos u spelled his name wrong, now chuck norris will put a tracking devise on you and track you down with a stick
mavoelker 1 year ago
the seventh day god rested. chuck norris took over
ThibautVDP 1 year ago 2
chuck noris is a fucking pussy bruce lee could beat his ass any day.
SacreligousTurkey 1 year ago
@SacreligousTurkey yes i agree bruce lee would kick his ass anyday but chuck norris is a black belt in karate
MJRiley878 1 year ago
@SacreligousTurkey dude, this is meant to be funny, dont be a fag...
DarthVoldo 1 year ago
Where did the Chuck Norris fad begin?
Gmodman123456789 1 year ago
@Gmodman123456789 No one knows, it's believed god created them as a tribute to him.
blobbhed 1 year ago
@blobbhed Chuck Norris did not become a fad. He orders random people to honor him... without seeing them
09204418448 1 year ago
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OneOrangeSodaPlease 1 year ago
There was an ancient scroll dug up in eastern china foretelling of a great warrior who could slay beasts with his bare hands and kill dragons using toothpicks. This warrior could create fire with a click of his fingers and can conquer demons by staring at them. This warrior is not chuck norris because chuck norris killed this warrior.
ManWithFreedom 1 year ago 2
:noel: vaincra
MrTheAgant 1 year ago
chuck norris, the only man with an unarmed of 5 million.
MrEpicFail1 1 year ago
и тут Чаке
verqilius 1 year ago
Song sucks.
Hyruku12 1 year ago
excellent!
197922007 1 year ago
CHUCK NORRIS can take a colour picture using only black and white film.....
VUPdingCLICK 1 year ago
chuck norris is not playable because if you use him you instantlly completed the game
mugenrider754 1 year ago
anyone knows where can i download the song :D ?
sefika123456789 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need luck, however, St. Patrick needs Chuck Norris
sk8rocksick1 1 year ago 2
Chuck don't run chuck just farts and he killed kratos
DRKAugumon 1 year ago
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DOES EVERYONE FORGET THAT BRUCE LEE PWND FUCK NORRIS?
PotatoBug66 1 year ago
Chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries....EVER
MforceArts 1 year ago
Chuck Norris and superman made a bet....the looser would use his underwear over the clothes XD...I'm Mexican so pls pardon me If I made a mistake
Minnan1 1 year ago
chuck norris never had an heart attack. is heart isn't stupid enought to try to kill him
2xDeagle 1 year ago
wie heißt des lied ab 0:53
Zombeinfection 1 year ago
@Zombeinfection It's called Young Chuck Norris. It was a digital short on Saturday Night Live with Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis.
cal81985 1 year ago
could anyone tell me waths the music name?
joakimola 1 year ago
I'm still a recovering Oblivionaholic, that game damn well near devoured me, there was just no end to it!
MarkArandjus 1 year ago
@MarkArandjus x D I am an Oblivionaholic. It's dangerous o_o
Mongoongen 1 year ago
@MarkArandjus No. There never is. And it never gets better.
PROkiller16 1 year ago
Fuckin commercials jezus crist
Lebowskisan 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA OMFG I LOVE MACHINIMA
JaMeZLOL1 1 year ago
Piss your pants if you like chuck norris
PSUtotheBCS 1 year ago
gravity doesn't hold down Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris holds down gravity...
SonicMaster01 2 years ago 2
Those NPC players in Oblivion are Fucking Weird.
KillaNCDealer 2 years ago
he say he lost his leg but he didnt
antoly700 1 year ago
he probably has a wooden one
wassupyman220 1 year ago
xD cool music of huck norris xD
XDbrianXD2010 2 years ago
thats an impostor!
chuck norris kills you only by staring at you
when he punches, oblivion gets broken, and start using another game engine, so the bodies can be obliterated into the oblivions of hell (or hells of oblivion)
Bazilisk91 2 years ago
lmao that was epic on so many levels
unknown64587 2 years ago
Chuck Norris's piss is used tomake a drink.We know this drink as Red Bull.
godd76 2 years ago
LOL
baileyraetsen 2 years ago
he looks like nickelback's frontman ;p
sergiuszs 2 years ago 3
The only thing missing here is Chuck Norris...
DomEReapeR 2 years ago
chuck noris doesnt ever need a compass
he randomly points somewhere and north goes there in order not to anger him lol
myenglishsuck0123 2 years ago 103
@myenglishsuck0123 Huh, i thought i was just bad with directions, so thats why i always get lost.
WillyWonkaIsSatanic 1 year ago
@myenglishsuck0123 Yes
NinjaBusCow 1 year ago
when Chuck Norris goes fishing the fish jump in the boat
Once their was something called Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anyone
The main reason for the great wall of China was to keep Chuck Norris out..... it failed
When Chuck Norris plays Call of Duty WaW hes 11th prestige
When people die Chuck Norris rubs his socks on rugs and zaps them back to life
the true Manhattan Project was to send Chuck Norris but it wasn't humane enough
icesniper505 2 years ago
@icesniper505 haha
Igludude21 1 year ago
when chuck norris and bruce lees puches collided the univers was created
mistyslick 2 years ago 4
LOVE!
666DarDar 2 years ago
I heard he played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won, and that CAN believe it is butter. Must be made of steel...or tougher
Rammagith 2 years ago
If you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5... Chuck Norris would have more money than you.
joeymotu 2 years ago 19
u mean THE best ^^
Tondow 2 years ago
One of the best machinima series.
tehverybestcomment 2 years ago
ever wonder y mars has no sighns of life? cause chuck norris has already been there
Supersoldier100 2 years ago
that was gay
luzxun 2 years ago
Chuck Norris Doesn't have kids, He has Men.
Snifflator45 2 years ago
I remember that quest. lol
schulmanator01 2 years ago 3
when chuck norris does a push up he isnt pushing himself up hes pushing the earth down
witchhunter32 2 years ago
God made a taco so hot he himself couldn't eat it so he got chuck Norris to eat it.
Th3lastk1ng 2 years ago
what is the name of this song???
widowmakersax 2 years ago
chuck norris is master chief !!!!! u do get 2 play as him :D
iiemoaaron 2 years ago 5
THATS A KNOIFE!!! XD
JamieCFurbo 2 years ago
lmao help an old fisherman out will you? *punch*
DarkF1lmz 2 years ago
its sad but, 10 years from now no one is going to know the awesomeness that is chuck norris
Curfulon 2 years ago
the reason why Chuck Norris was never a playable character in a video game is because Chuck Norris never gets played.................. by anyone
MoronOfTheMonth 2 years ago 76
chuck norris play sYOU
jazzeatspie4500 2 years ago 3
He was a playable charecter, in a game on the colleco vision
swashbucler1 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is so awsome, computers will never be able to render him in-game until we have quantom computers.
tenshitaiakuma 2 years ago
@MoronOfTheMonth and cause they want to make the game interesting. not just a walk(in the park)through
ThibautVDP 1 year ago
@MoronOfTheMonth Is he who plays you!!
finaly231 1 year ago
@MoronOfTheMonth Chuck Norris plays you xD
Pertinaziuos 1 year ago
where can i get this song plz tell me
acciesfan8 2 years ago
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bruce lee killed chuck norris in the way of the dragon (which proves he is stronger, but chuck norris is still cooler.)"
darkdylaner 2 years ago
Chuck Norris is cooler than Bruce Lee in the same way that getting butt raped by a rabid chimp is cooler than winning the lotto.
gimpymofo 2 years ago 4
So Bruce Lee is like getting butt raped by a rabid chimp? No, he's not that sucky, not even compared to Chuck.
KopperNeoman 2 years ago
I said Chuck = butt rape, Bruce = the lotto. Read better.
gimpymofo 2 years ago
at the end chuck norris would not run he would roundhouse kick the guy to the face and then disapear into the time space continium(sorry about the spelling)
dakingofkong 2 years ago
chuk norris
isn´t is a comedyan
cuz´ all who have laugh of him...
are dead
killerow1234567890 2 years ago
What Race did you use to make Chuck? i tried Breton and that don't work I think it's either Nord or Imperial. is it?
therobotFrom94 2 years ago
I'd say Nord
BigJohnRS 2 years ago
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8Grams0fat 2 years ago
Chick norris is the evolve form of jesus.
th0rtheg0d 2 years ago
dood i so just got my jesus to lvl 36 >.> finally.... CHUCK NORRIS
btmzgotatwinky 2 years ago
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is this a real game about him or just some fake shit that kid made bored=?
vizzez 2 years ago
go and shoot your self
pulanceyt 2 years ago
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jjw158 2 years ago
best effing video on the web. btw cant wait for episode 10 , i think iam more into this than any anime shows lol
ARCPAINRAIN 2 years ago
funny
sheldon092492 2 years ago
You can't run from Chuck Norris, you're too scared to run.
Chuck Norris washes his chilli down with napalm.
Chuck Norris was once tricked into telling a Chuck Norris joke. He wasnt happy, after the dust settled he vowed to never let anyone get away with making a Chuck Norris Joke. This is not a Chuck Norris joke, you'd better look behind you.
Darean51 2 years ago
Chuck Norris can win in Connect 4 in 3 turns.
69yugogel 2 years ago
crap
ConorMcGuire1 2 years ago
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(Sorry for posting, but well I hope to be lucky with MY angel)
i don't usually believe in chain comments, but this one is pretty cool. u don't need to do it, but when u read it, u might smile. :)
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this
put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love
Yoursdoubled 2 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't run from guards!
SuperZombie7 2 years ago 4
Whats the song?
shamus5430040 2 years ago
hes last name is norris and last chuck rotflmao
BalkanacMan 2 years ago
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
kirkwood1690 2 years ago 3
Chuck Vs Car
watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE
phiphers 2 years ago
the CERN Collider is going out of buissness Chuck Norris wont roundhouse kick the electrons anymore
phiphers 2 years ago
Good one! hahahahahaha
cromagx34 2 years ago
chuck norris does not need that much time to kill ppl XD
shadowX50 2 years ago
It's just a movie!
Skac01 2 years ago
when chuck jumps into water her does'nt get wet, water gets chuck norris
scottyjay94 2 years ago
Chuck Norris rules!!!
dodgerdaw1 2 years ago
i love that game and i love chuck norris...this is the best thing i have ever seen in the history of my life
ClaustrophobicMime 2 years ago
Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird...
Izzy11215 2 years ago
the song, isnt this from saturday night live???
tsuikjoshiomatsu 2 years ago
Yes it is =)
RobinHood252 2 years ago
every once in awhile, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be kicked to the moon. He then punches the moon until it explodes. only by doing a magical roundhouse kick can he form the moon again. this is the explanation behind solar eclipses.
NecromanceS 2 years ago
chuck norris can run around the world so fast he punches himself in the face when he stops
CheezburgerGuy 2 years ago
chuck norris brushes his teeth with liquid hot MAGMA
smudgethekat 2 years ago
Chunck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Iamcompletemetalhead 2 years ago
Forest
Halo3WillRock 2 years ago
whats the name of the song? someone please tell me
LiamTheApple 2 years ago
I know the song... reply to me and I'll tell you!☺
P0tat0P00p 2 years ago
can you tell the song
eewilll 2 years ago
LOL i know it should be the guard running away from CHUCK
Falcon1298 2 years ago
ROFLOLLMAO at 2:09 he jumps out of a rock! Go 2 google and type in: Find Chuck Norris then click I'm feeling lucky. FUNNY!
fenixcoggears 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOL
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
marekatt1 2 years ago
when you ask google who chuck norris is, it doesnt tell you results, it tells you:
"run while you still have the chance!"
farmerboy245 2 years ago
CHUCK NORRIS=2ND COMING OF CHRIST
tarogun24 2 years ago
chuck norris is not a nord, his race is The God
Meizann 2 years ago 2
there is a girl in my class named scottie norris!! everyone calls her chuck norris. she hates it
monkey9596 2 years ago
i have that game it good crac
connorm242 2 years ago
Thanks for sharing this great video! I like it! 5+
plattform5163 2 years ago
seriosly i know like 6000 people have alderady asked but where can i get this kick ass
asfagybob 2 years ago
chuck norris perdio la virginidad antes que su padre =O
nekolxitha 2 years ago
Is this a game if it is what is it called?
dodgerdaw1 2 years ago
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, he just edited it, a LOT lol
criminal90210 2 years ago
Where can I download this epic song?
Resavult 2 years ago
please post episode 3.5. make the complete set. cheers
sirloin869 2 years ago
can i get an mp3 download of that theme song?
916superman22 2 years ago
i tired no
coolmanfitzhat 2 years ago
sosolid ftw
docplatano 2 years ago
... lives forvever in the childrens eyes...?
Mehwew 2 years ago
BUENISIMO!!
DevilerMan 2 years ago
Oh god who made that kick ass theme music?!?!
MRJayeye 2 years ago 2
kaiem finifhes it guys it is nearly a 16 minute episode whixh is now up to machinima to post
G1234George 2 years ago
can u pls tell me the name of the song in this video? its well funny lol!
leafytree499 2 years ago
The name of the song is Young Chuck Norris and the author is Doug Brogar.
Marmotameister 2 years ago 2
click the up button if you like chuck norris and click down if you dont
WolfQuestluver 2 years ago 42
shat to you mattC124
SeljukDust 2 years ago
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Why is chuck norris popular?
mattC124 2 years ago
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AofD115 2 years ago
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the worst machinima ever
pigsrockmyak47 2 years ago
When he made this video, how did you make the health bar go away?
KingBaulin 2 years ago
You can make the HUD disappear if you open the console and press tm.
Rumbaflummi 2 years ago
chuck norris is the equivalent of jesus in my new religion i'm making
minxamo 2 years ago
What do you think Chuck Norris would specialize in if he played? I'd imagine Hand To Hand, but that's all I can really think of.
Darversez 3 years ago
He would invent the Roundhouse kick skill, and have 200 points it.
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