Matt Damon: "I'm still F@ing Sarah Silverman"

[U4IKCRYSYS]

See the thing is, Sarah Silvermans whole act is to simply to be a passive aggressive bitch. Even though this is a gag, I bet there is a glimmer of truth in it. I would venture to say Sarah Silverman would rather be fucking Matt Damon than Jimmy Kimmel and this is how she "communicates it" cant stand Sarah Silverman. Talentless. Not funny, at all.

[suberkin]

can't fucking tell if he's serious or not. too good of an actor :(

[dwtaylor666]

Uhh, @ bayreuth79. You do know that this was a joke set up by Sarah Silverman, (Kimmels' girlfriend) and Kimmel's buddy Matt Damon? And that it received airplay by Kimmel, and was followed up by Kimmel doing "I'm fucking Ben Afleck? What a moron!

[bayreuth79]

Matt Damon must be a really nice chap. What a moron.

[LauraLovesMakeupp]

i wish i was fucking matt damon

[MrWhichie]

Matt Damon your a Machine say it how it is!

[SongOfFall]

I used to fuck Matt Damon. Then took an arrow in the knee.

[ALXDR]

I love how fucking serious he is.

[Animefreak242]

LOL No shame. I love it.

[fucker007moneeey]

ITS LIKE IN YOUR FACE DICKHEAD WHATCHA GONNA DO HAA I FUCKED YOUR GIRL 

[1xxVioLenTxx1]

@TheSmurf1973 shut ur fucking mouth u gossiping low life piece of shit not everyone likes to get into peoples business like you ya faggot!

[Eclipsepoland]

@UrHardyRardy i base that on his vote on Obama

[beckyboston]

"I want to give him some space to grieve" LOL

[PrizrenaliZH]

i love matt damon

[misombra]

I'm fucking Matt Damon

[johnzeppfan]

BOSS.

[mileyemily2310]

i have the top comment lol. this is cool.

[snickers664]

lika BOSS

[BlackFireReignTV]

BAUSS!!!

[Eclipsepoland]

maaaattt damonnn

[stifflersmum7]

Inside Matt Damon wants to ROFL I don't know how he keeps it so straight faced lol.

[Bitta32]

Were they really together or it's just a tv prank?

[groeneveldp]

why does nobody know that the jews had a far better life during their holocaust then the palestines have during their holocaust

[Carle191]

@groeneveldp ignorance at its best

[shakimaro]

i want matt damon to do me so badly. lol

[maniarmani]

@shakimaro ill do u

[maniarmani]

@shakimaro  ill do u

[shakimaro]

@maniarmani awwww! thank you! how sweet of you. hehehe :)

[ISUCN]

@shakimaro Are U a fag?  He is. He also is a communist piece of shit too.

[shakimaro]

@ISUCN A fag? hhhmmm. I'll have to get back to you on that one. Still trying to figure out what that means. I didn't know Matt Damon was a communist. do you even know what that is? please look it up. Thanks. As for him being a piece o shit... What exactly does that mean? I've seen pieces of shit and they never, talk, walk, act, have a great sense of humor and they certainly never look this good. At least not my pieces of shit. What are YOU eating?

[ISUCN]

@shakimaro OK u got me. I get your point. I understand what a communist is, however, liberals like Matt R communist. He's a water carrier 4 the left. He's in with the real Fagwood communist. He's afforded good parts because he's carrying their water. To me he's like those in Europe during WWII that worked w/ the Nazis hunting Jews .I like some of Matt''s acting but don't support him or any other water carrying leftist assc.. I never pay to see their movies. I do watch them on HBO, MMAX, etc..

[shakimaro]

@ISUCN Much better. Though i do not agree with what you said, i much more respect this statement than the previous one. At least this one makes sense. Calling someone a fag or a piece of shit is hardly an insult. But most importantly, it doesn't get anything across other than making the author look unintelligent and leaves the reader confused.

Peace in the middle east :)

[elijahw06]

LMAO I remember when this happened; laughed so hard.

[gmanny212]

Hey youtube, say it with me, Maaaatttt damon. from team america.. LOL

[fluorescentcentipede]

i wonder how it is to f*ck a monkey.. ewww no thnx

[HakenRPG]

@fluorescentcentipede Ask your dad

[fluorescentcentipede]

@HakenRPG u mad bro..? xD

[IloveNYandCA]

ahha i laughed so hard at this

[muaythai193]

Matt Damon!

[muaythai193]

Matt Damon!

[Mackaronni]

DUh...uh....I'm....Duh....uh..­...well.....duh....uh......

What's wrong Matt....? Don't have someone to write something intelligent to say when you're OFF the SET? You fucking MORON.

[megaquand]

@Mackaronni Wow.

[Mackaronni]

Matt Demon = just another Holl\yweird Ass-Clown who has become a BOX-OFFICE FLOP...and a Traitor to America.....

You're a fucking DUMBASS matt...and the O'dumba you supported has tried to DESTROY America with his Marxisit BULLSHIT.....You are just a brain-dead DIPSHIT who can read a few lines someone else wrote....NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS.....Hollyweird SCUM that fucked your way into the movies....!!!

[Kiratsuchii]

@Mackaronni HAHAHA U MAD DAWG. OBAMA 2012. FUCK RON SHITHEAD!

[Gorrrrn]

what a bastard lol. i just love how he keeps the joke going really well

[CherryBlossom7o7]

i could totally fall in love with him his so cute and funny =0)

[CrazyMunky84]

It was just a video that you randomly made with ridiculously good production value.

[Zerrum]

note to self... watch the actual music video first, otherwise Matt Damon looks like a proper wanker!

[GreyPersona]

It's a shame she didn't ask him what he felt about Jimmy fucking Ben.

[G1987Jason]

Sarah Silverman is a real kike dike, don't know why anyone likes that whore.

[Darkhunterjag]

@G1987Jason Hows your hand treating you skin head?

[G1987Jason]

@Darkhunterjag Hows the nose been treating you Jew?

[Darkhunterjag]

@G1987Jason Seems to do me well. Your wife isn't complaining each time I skull fuck her while your out burning crosses into people's front lawns in your bedsheets.

[G1987Jason]

@Darkhunterjag you wish, she doesn't like little jew dick sorry. hey that reminds me of a joke....

. A Jew has an erection and walks into a wall... he bumps his nose.

[Darkhunterjag]

@G1987Jason She only tells you that because me and the black guy down the street from you Eiffel Tower her like the slut she is.

[G1987Jason]

@Darkhunterjag hahah I might be offended if Jew dick wasn't so laughable.

[Darkhunterjag]

@G1987Jason Better than you inbred baby penis due to your mother and father being siblings.

[MrPeteyMax]

What a coincidence, I've been fucking MATTS girlfriend.

[TLKTXUSA1]

His ego has become his worst enemy.

[MICKYMAVYT]

@TLKTXUSA1 It's called joking you retard.

[TLKTXUSA1]

@MICKYMAVYT Wow...that ...was...funny...wow...

[sbaust53]

So she likes lil short d icks. Small minds need small things.

[SkateBreazy]

I haha have been fucking his girlfriend for quite sometime

[cloverpop3]

Im fucking Matt Damon ! Ahahaha that shit was funny :')

[schmui]

i'd fuck her too

[TheKnifepsycho666]

Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!

[lowlander333]

lucky bastard, Sarah Silverman is not only hot, she has a mind like a samurai sword, cuts right through the bullshit

[GetOutMyBidness]

@lowlander333  She is repulsive and highly unattractive.

[MICKYMAVYT]

@lowlander333 SARAH SILVERMAN HOT? ROFLROFL GO GET LAID KID

[xXExtremeRampageXx]

MAAAAATT DAMON !!!!11!!!

[glitchnoise]

Ha damn! BURRNNNN!

[MrBoxen]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Soundgarden8497]

are u for real? what a complete cunt.

[Myboudinage]

"Say my name Bitch!"

"Maaaat Daaaamon!!!"

[rockya13]

maaaaaaaaaaattt daaaaamon

[ErickPOLX]

MAAAAAAATT DAAAAMON

[jaz1n0]

Matt Damon is soo cool'

[jamseyp5]

Maaaatttttt Daaaammmooonnn

[TheShayden18]

lucky son of a bitch

[TehMoMoman]

Well Played Damon. Well Played indeed.

[Thebedofachevy]

Joker Productions, your so fucking funny!!!!!! catch my drift?

[KaitoKlD1412]

Hey hey, who hears the last words he said?

[ProffesorChris]

Hahah i fucking love matt damon

[steelski]

well, you do understand sarcasm right? what you said makes no sense, of course he sounds serious and if you were trying to be sarcastic... why bother when the video shows it... thats like me watching a video of a dog licking a screen and saying something like 'omg i love how his tongue keeps hitting the screen. like, it honestly looks like hes licking a screen...'

[JoekerProductions]

Didn't think Americans did sarchasm? He must be English in disguise.

[comanchio1976]

@JoekerProductions I was thinking the same thing.

[mileyemily2310]

haha i love how he's so serious when he answers. like, he honestly sounds believable.

[steelski]

@mileyemily2310 ... he is a actor....

[mileyemily2310]

@steelski no shit.

[Darkhunterjag]

@mileyemily2310 Its because he's f***ing Sarah Silverman.

[janotosinnumeros]

@mileyemily2310 Yeah and it's funny like the reporter sounds as if she never knew they were all kidding all along

[LadyDiscordAphrodite]

@mileyemily2310 I know! The first time I saw this clip was BEFORE I'd seen the videos so I actually thought he was serious and I was like "OMG!"

[HawkElectronica]

@mileyemily2310 I know right ! he should be an actor or something !

[mileyemily2310]

@HawkElectronica wow you're hilarious. i'm dying of laughter inside.

[TheScottKirk]

@mileyemily2310 You are absolutely right - he's acting so serious!

[phantomwaltz]

matt damon is so weird, like in a sexy way lol. he does all these acts and he's so good that it's hard to tell what's real and what's not.

[Wintertunes]

got damn matt damon is awesome

[FearlessSpud]

Haha legend

[smellymike3]

@paulbottomley42 are you serious bud you actually find that attractive?

[jamiehershon]

Good looking and has a sense of humor :)

[DanManThePurple]

Wait a minute, they WERE actually fucking? And Sarah and Jimmy were together?

WTF?

[TheSmurf1973]

@DanManThePurple Fuckin' hell!!! Are there really people as stupid as you in the world????!!!!

[smellymike3]

Sarah Silverman is disgusting wtf Matt

[MunisAwesome]

@smellymike3 Dude it was a whole joke, Matt Damon was married at the time and still married. None of it was real, They were just having some fun.

[paulbottomley42]

@smellymike3

Disgusting?

I can only assume you are blind in the eyes.

[czifrik68]

Hello Ladies..My Name Is Now..MATT DAMON...!!!! Call Me At 555-6969..!! :D

[aphroditepandora]

LOL.

Omg, I wish I was fucking Matt Damon.

[joystixxify]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool!!!!!!!!!

[Indefatigable4]

This actually trumps the whole thing where Matt Damon never got to be on Kimmel's show. That was awesome, too. He kept getting pre-empted by promos and other guests, until finally he got on the show for 15 minutes and spouted off how pissed he was. But this is even better. I'm in love... with Sarah Silverman, Matt Damon, *and* Jimmy Kimmel (missing the Man Show!!).

[umutium]

@barrows2kill I hope you are sarcastic. I realy hope that you know that it's not true. It's all made up by Jimmy and Matt as the part of the show

[Indefatigable4]

@barrows2kill ???? You're joking, right?

[alexwilsonNC]

@barrows2kill HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[Scurge237]

matt damon is the fuckin man

[gingerzeppelin]

i such a good actor i thought he was serious at first until he said "i have been fucking his girlfriend for quite time" then laughed

[Mandelbrotmat]

She's fucking Matt Damon, and unlike Scotty......Jimmy knows!

[magicbibledotcom]

Lmao! "I think he knows that..."

[whitelight7733]

CHICKS DIG JERKS!!!

[nicknapsatnoon]

Yeah man, matt is right. jimmys version is just lame, retarded and gay. he should get over sarah, because matts fuckin her! :D

[szatter123]

On a bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in a car, up against the minibarrrrrrrrrr.

[tom133991]

Matt Damon is fucking hilarious :D

[SquishyBobb]

WAIT.

This whole thing wasn't actually serious, was it? xD

[tenrecc]

@SquishyBobb No it wasn't. Just a running gag.

[parvinmss]

OHHHHHHHHHH MY FU@@ING GGGGGGGGGG!!!

I love you Matt Damon.... One of the best!!! There are only few good man in H. W. Matt Damon is one of them.... Just AMAZING, and SMOOTH....... love you, love you, Matt Damon..

[MissMistifyable]

so sexy!! 

[blueberrymuffin1919]

DUDE!!!!! i love matt damon..the video that they made was funny!!

[Dukesy50]

LMAO!!! too funny!

[ssavagessavage]

matttttttttttttttt.

damonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nn.

[CherylDeeLite]

Kimmel - Damon feud never gets old. Keep it going guys----LOVE IT!!

[besttrickster]

it was just a home video for the two of us.. made me laugh so hard :D

[TheTemporaryTemp]

I love how he just goes with it.

[MrsTotally]

hahaha!

[SirTorment]

"...In the tub, in the car, up against the minibar..."

[Raro404]

Such a smooth motherfucker.

[ThePieIsLie]

hahahahah

[angelo908638]

Mat Damon is the king of Hollywood.

[mitchell2842]

Was he serious in that or joking..?

[iilovelove5]

matt damon is not funny.

[alfliberatutti]

0:22 whats the meaning of paddy??

[sharma19143]

@alfliberatutti Petty... you fucking yokel.

[alfliberatutti]

@sharma19143 thanks mate for the yokel..i appreciated it..lol

[alfliberatutti]

KIK MATT DAMON IS THE SHITZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[chatshowguy101]

HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mightybong1]

hahahahahaaaaa. wait......i have to tell you people something...............(guita­r riff) im fucking BeccaHennessy! keep it going!!

[BeccaHennessy]

oh i love matt

[marym0702]

Love this!

[lily0313]

hahahahaha i fucking love matt damon

[thiselena]

@lily0313 hahahahaha I love fucking matt damon

[hyperhypo]

kinda rude, hardly any eye contact. he wanted to move on down the carpet

[FLUWEKY]

MATT DAMON!

[hanburke]

I fucking love mattttt damonnnnnnn

[Superphilipp]

Playing the straight man is pretty much the only way Matt Damon can be funny.

Still, he does it well.

[TheNotoriousKoS]

awesomeness.

[brandonbrandon91]

so clutch, staying in character.

[justthereIguess]

I thought Ben's response was hilarious. D: but their video was funny too....

[dlpollins]

matt damon is a sooper dousche

[ki857]

the whole thing wiht kimmel and damon was awesome. they need to do something else again. and maybe a actual interview on kimmels show XD

[yejiahua]

well said

[napischu]

Good acting is a strong fucking weapon.

[hanburke]

@napischu say it like it isssss

[cracktroop75]

good shit

[esteway41]

daaaaaaam!

[KobeCarter815]

Im fucking matt damn

[CMLAFLAMME]

This dude is funny. I bet he would be a blast to hang with :)

[IInContext]

i dont get it... is this whole thing real or is it a joke between matt, sarah and jimmy haha

[popitup12]

@IInContext haha its a complete joke...thats why its so funny bc theyre taking it so far

[BmCNinJa]

@IInContext Its an on going joke, between Kimmel and Matt demon. If I'm not wrong it started with a bump every time Kimmels shows ends by saying something like "Sorry Matt demon we are out of time." implying that matt demon was a guest star on his show, but timed ran out. Then I guess it got bigger with the song made by Sarah Silverman (Jimmy's Girlfriend) Called I'm Fucking Matt Demon. Everyone know its a joke, but they never lit up say its a joke.

[iTube543]

ahahahhaha

[casey1234schoch]

gee i wonder how matt damon is so good at faking this.... oh, yeah.... BECAUSE HE'S AN INSANELY PHENOMENAL ACTOR!!!!!!!!! ahaha

[cowboyjeff05]

hhahaha Damon is the man

[brolls1]

Haha hes so great!!



[brolls1]

Haha hes so great!!

[trav4217]

wow he his a good actor

[SpanishAtHeart2010]

'Haa well i have been fucking his girlfriend for quite some time...'

[howcouldyoutiger]

cant get sexier than that :)