Wheezy Waiter Parody (Mediocre Waiter!?)

[VarickTV]

Chicago is an excellent beard. I mean movie. I was thinking about the movie.

Great beard.

[DarkEvilWorm002]

I love the beard on you. Great video!

[Vatsek]

I need some coffee.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

I just found this through Wheezy. lol

[390376]

fantastic wheezy waiter imitation... you have got yourself a new subscriber sir :)

[GORDONCAMPBELL]

LOL. Like LOLZERS!!! xx

[B8Av3]

That being said... isn't today is yesterday's tomorrow, tomorrow yesterday's the-day-after-tomorrow, the-day-before-yesterday today two days later, yesterday tomorrow's the day before yesterday, and the day after tomorrow today two days before...?

[FireHeartMachinima]

Greg, thanks to you I have been enjoying Craig for two years now. I love you both :)

[slipknot8anime]

wwoooooowww LA sounds amaaaaaaazing

[LandSlide96]

If he is ever in LA again, get him to do retarded police man!!!

[NarnianCelery]

Well you see, anything is the absence of nothing.....

[JeanCarloDF100]

wow

[daveo0o]

craig has a better punch than greg

[ajmomoho]

Anything, a word meaning everything ever.

[dougaholic]

. . . . You're not original Craig



[alwaysjello]

It;s good in all........... but when you steal weezys explosions you have gone to far!!!

[XXXTheHOPEprojectXXX]

Lololol

[TaylinJaye]

Lol wheezy ahhhhhhhhh!

[KOWspazed]

Anything:

Used to refer to a thing, no matter what: "nobody was saying anything"; "have you found anything?".

Used for emphasis: "I was ready for anything".

[Mymetallicpotato]

2:25 Michael from VSauce?

[Dontgobrakinmyheart]

Is it too late to win some coffee?

[thefamouskaytay]

you should do this more often

[boxershortser]

i like to eat some fucking popcorn.

[oiparn]

I think it's perfectly obvious that I don't like grapes.

[IvarHuisman]

I guess I'm too late to win that coffee right? You wouldn't send it all the way to the Netherlands anyway. Oh well, here goes nothing!

[AdamantSystems]

Hey! Stop that, that's my shtick!

[cactusrandomfred1]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andysos1234]

Stay classy, Greg.

[EphraimRodrigez]

Greg THANK YOU I FOUND WHEEZY TROUGH THIS VID

[SomeChickAndAseel]

There's a reason there's only one wheezy. >:(

[hughlaurie07041]

agreed much cuter with the beard! :)

[Parmesana]

well done...but I think the crocodile and whale have a bone to pick with you.. hahahha

[D0ug91]

Greg! You're much cuter with the beard :)

[Synismmm35]

not really...

[RationalRoundtable]

anything

[rjc0234]

wow. this is a really good parody. funny

[jltv1020]

LOL At The Intro Voice XD

[reezlaw]

I discovered Wheezy thanks to this video. Thank you so much Greg

[NatapixAS]

the thinking part would be on the thinking cam

[KimberleyAnneBrown]

....failure to replicate. impossible to replicate awesomoscity.

[lopsideful]

@KimberleyAnneBrown its just a joke dumbutt

[amberace]

I am very greatful to be following him. Wheezy waiter is awesome. And you are awesome for sharing him with us.

[remfiles]

i have met wheezy waiter, he has met you, i have met you

[Rimsiakas]

The face after you punched the clone and looked at the camera. DO IT MORE OFTEN!!!!

[MegaBearattack]

shit

[DemoticVEVO]

October 1st 2010 wasn't a Wednesday..

[rethinkOURreality]

"Don't care about FarmVille."

"Mafia Wars?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[jetsonjoe]

okay...that was okay too...wheezy does have it down uniquely his own...but okay ...that was okay too....three minutes of enjoyable off beat and positive silliness...l like. thanks

[Saedin]

Ah man, I remember this video. Thanks for making this Greg, Wheezy Waiter is awesome and I might not have known about him otherwise.

[DJSkaaren]

his name is craig...not creg :o

[xxundertakexx]

i hope i win the coffee

[mrsnorthup46]

Was this filmed on Explosion Wednesday? :.) ...or is that even a thing yet?

[TheAwesomeJassim]

I have a technical question, how do you punch the clone? I've tried cropping but limbs vanish...I appreciate your help!

[leandeganis]

unlike clone?

[MrEdziits]

bewbs

[JackBond1234]

The names are even more similar than you said.

Craig Benzine

Greg Benson

WHAT.

[TheProven]

you smile happy me long time life

[mr0rubixcuber]

i love it when the coffee's done

[sniimper]

i love you smile!

[LARPSC]

wow he is good... he nailed it

[anatete1]

THIS. WAS ACTUALLY TOO GOOD. 

[MeenyMcSweeny]

I've seen better videos on Wheezywaiter...wait what?

[cutekillerofwow]

That was pretty funny!!!!!

[Prothope]

You two are the best.

[DJparsons89]

great parody. @wheezywaiter got to do his own wink!!

[megafreedeth]

brilliant! respect!

[Milan123987]

Thank you for introducing me to Wheezy!!!!

[Reviar]

He ran rilly rilly fast.

[rymaly]

i loved this!!!

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

i am not holding a knife, i am not holding a knife, i am not holding a knife... okay i'm holding a knife.

[MellowJelly]

@Wardimus83 How do you pronounce it?

[miketrionline]

he lives in Chicago i have seen the movie Chicago

i seriously lmao'd when i heard him say that X'D

that was funny

[binghamcougar56]

Fornication under consent of king.

[SincerelyCady]

Mm...tastes like coffee.

[ohyaimcoolest]

super metroid is a really great video game, the best video game in my opinion

[Daroxify]

I like Cheese

[zeb120]

I am single

[gelingelingx]

That is very good :D

[AnnaBethGranger]

You suck man.

[Lifeintakes]

Awesome

[reven92]

wheezy waiter gets more hits on his vids in one day at this time around, then you got from 1.oktober2010 unntil 4.january2011. i think he is more helping you out being in one of your vids then youre helping him.. just sayin, he's growing faster then you ;) but hey, youre still funny!

[JohnnyRadiohead]

He lives in Chicago, I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE CHICAGO!

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

@JohnnyRadiohead So has Kevin Bacon.

[cr7ei]

awesome!

[DFDSFUEIFH]

To add to the near similarites between you and wheezywaiter, his name is Craig Benzie, your name is Greg Benson! LOL.

[dti88]

Shit

[TinFins2021]

I actually felt sick while watching this. Then I felt a little better when I saw Craig. But still feeling kinda sick.

[ScarVideo]

Wait a minute.....I don't think that was Wheezy Waiter (wheezy's kid voice)

[mansstude]

the beard suits you.. i wish i could grow a beard like yours =)

[Shiryutherain]

mediocre is an overstatement

[TheLalalalily]

i brush my hair.

[nightblade227]

just kidding

[nightblade227]

not funny jerk

[Awesomefulism]

Hahaha!! you impersonated him well :) nice video !!

[kiwinemissus]

Lunar eclispse in western canada today :D

yayyyyyyyy

[markey4000]

My birth certificate lies to me D:

[azzonfu]

i so need an almond. why, cause ...they are good.

[NihilisticSliceshow]

I'm gonna come to L.A. and stalk you ^o^

[TheLimitq]

fuck u parody!!!!



[Nintenrock]

Nice Parody

[ikenbon]

Anything.

[NicholasX9]

tea pwns coffee 

[thepedoclown]

ur such a loser!!!!!!

[SPRlHA]

@thepedoclown Ur face is a loser

[m1ssychr1ssy09]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[115792a]

ahahahahahhahahaha rape

[Arrorn123]

70 007  viewer

[yukmust]

this guy is three times wheezys age.

[HaloRoxMySox47]

He lives in Chicago, I've seen the MOVIE Chicago!

[citylights453]

hahaha this is nice and accurate. Wheezy <3

[djsims2]

thanks for this vid, am now a happy sub to weezy!

[TheAlanVickersShow]

He lives in Chicago, IVE seen the MOVIE Chicago!.

[danman1950]

HE RUNS LIKE A WHELSH MEN. DOSN'T HE?

[TekkenRulezz]

100 people thought this was the real Wheezywaiter until he revealed he was not

[TAJours]

I have a beard , i like coffee , i think i am a kind of Wheezy Waiter too ... oO

[hanbrad1999]

I hate you! you should go to jail for impersonating an AMAZING dude!...sorry i take that back...i <3 you...

[hanbrad1999]

I hate you! you should go to jail for impersonating an AMAZING dude!

[Pupsnase180]

I think the cofee is done. I love it when the brains are done. Wait...did i say brains...forget about that..

[ilovedoggies3]

About anything

[bunnymynost]

Haha well done!

[kayla112234]

dead on impression

[thatsnotmyname69]

wheezy's face is just so FULL OF JOY.

:L

[lileclipse97]

Yeah This video is fake and gay, when he is on the roof you can totally tell he's behind a greenscreen

[HeavenFort]

@lileclipse97 I hope you were kidding...

[AwesomeKristian]

you suck

[ilikecheese32148]

ha the second EXPLOTION made me jump! thats probably cause my face was like realy close to the screen...dont ask me y!

[pitykid]

This was cool and *shirt* at the same time..

Yay team Beard..!

[Bennyhillsminion]

man i want to feel that beard...... hahaha

[dneujahr87]

Spot on! LOVE IT and LOL!

[Honalgar]

sex

[hoosierhiver]

beards ftw!

[gaymackay08]

coffee now.

[Road2Mecca]

Wow, you did a pretty awesome job at weezy's personality and vids. You guys should do more work together. ;)

[flowerpotent]

Wheezy does his own wink!

[Calvinios]

Only Craig would be good enough to have a parody of him that he's in himself, BECAUSE IT'S A TRIBUTE

[YourFaceInFlames]

@Calvinios Because this is not the best beard in the world, This is just a tribute.

[kalimul]

The puns fall flat. I like wheezy's videos.

[gscott419]

FAKE AND GAY!!!

[iloupak]

lol fail fucktard

useless human go kill yourself

[bayzarea925]

@iloupak this is actually helping craig you know that right? well you should if you watched it all the way to the end. It actually makes me laugh that all of you trolls out there actually help people out because you watch the video and comment. GOOD JOB! TROLL SOME MORE!

[iloupak]

@bayzarea925 thanks for feeding me, ur so stupid u fed da troll xD

FAAGGGOOOOOTTTT

[SmileyGremlin]

@iloupak Really? That's what we're calling trolling nowadays?

Even trolls are shit now :(

[iloupak]

@SmileyGremlin world is shit

learn that

[SmileyGremlin]

@iloupak It's only shit because of that damn Eagle.

[iloupak]

@SmileyGremlin u dont get a troll of ur ass with that

fuck you.

[iloupak]

@SmileyGremlin can i has coffee anyways? :3

[chrizbie]

wheezy waiter isn't actually his name

[gscott419]

@chrizbie no shit sherlock fucking holmes

[MystKizu]

"My reindeer flys sideways, your reindeer flys upside down. My reindeer flys sideways, your reindeer is dead...bom...bom...bom" :D

Up for the weezyness of this video! X3

[campbelljordanable]

I like coffee... You have coffee...I can only see one viable outcome to this baffling equation.

[chrizbie]

wheezy waiter is awesome ! I can't believe it took me so long to discover it

[McKIllaG5]

@chrizbie Him. Craig is a person.

[chrizbie]

@McKIllaG5 ..yeah but wheezy waiter is a youtube channel

[MatTheSausage]

I like bananas o.o

[klausisense]

beardy mc bearderson

[DrMacnCheese]

You look like Dr. House

[neaped]

wheezy waiter greenscreened in

[LaughingOutKraut]

Not only is your name Greg and his name Craig, your last names sound similar, too! Greg Benson and Craig Benzine.

[Phalanx93]

Kol mei

[kawakazi29]

Pokemon.

[ilovebaseball211]

U look a lot like weezy waiter Greg

[RialVestro]

Greg Benson and Craig Benzine in the same video is confusing. Your names are so alike but different, stop that!

[ImNotNat]

ROFL

[Qopel]

Much better than my Parody

[Tripp426]

1:43 lmao best scream ever.

[princesskrystaljade]

I'm allergic to coffee, and the comment contest is over. Too bad. I would have conquered my allergy for your coffee, Greg. I guess you'll never know what it's like for a viewer to ignore an allergy in the name of MediocreFilms. :(

[PEDLICK1]

IIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGlllllllllllLL­LLyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[theawesomestawesomer]

You have asthma?

[MysteryMike]

Funny stuff Greg! Please check out my webseries THE QUEERBURGS here on youtube. Hope you enjoy it. Keep Shining!

[MysteryMike]

Funny stuff Greg! Please check out my webseries THE QUEERBURGS at Hope you enjoy it. Keep Shining!

[P4ND0RASBOX]

hahaha nice parody

[HeavenSent0000]

ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts~

[FollowHim4Eternity]

Thank you sooooo much for making this video Greg. If I didnt see this, I probably wouldnt have checked out Wheezy Waiter's channel, and never become the huge fan that I am now. Thanks Greg!!!