IF I WERE JACK BAUER

[heatherg99]

What the hell kind of pizza place has access to a helicopter? O_O

[Dawnpaw]

there are no words for how much i adore this. the ctu phone at the end made it though ahahahaaaa

[technodude458]

it's back again

[KunnonKeijo]

where is that melody?

[babylon218]

I want the 42 seconds of my life back please!

[Stilefty]

You made my day.

[LycosaMinecraftLMFAO]

1:48

[technodude458]

MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

[technodude458]

it's stuck in my head AGAIN

[mrmorozov9]

Ear worms, DAMMIT!

[Addicted313]

mgbfv hn.;/'/;.ljmnhbgvfdc : sorry cleaning my keyboard from the pizza crumbs

[shadowchivas]

Tip 20% hahahahahha laughing my ass off XD

[imadoctornotspock]

Thirty-nine people didn't tip Jack 20%....



[slaveofthedamned99]

id shoot some smack if time allows

[ozpowermo]

Jack Bauer wanted to prove that he was the best badass TV has ever seen, so he traveled back in time to 1969, just before Chuck Norris made his acting debut... Jack pulled out his 9mm silenced gun and killed Chuck, but death still hasn't mustered the courage to deliver the news to Chuck Norris.

[Fasipilot]

What´s the number of BAUER PIZZA? =P

[Blackisto]

we want a season 9 DAMMIT !!! WE'RE RUNNING OUTA TIME!!!

[89jobo]

"Bauer Pizza this is Jack" Lmao :D

[jeffhardytheman192]

24 rocks and im only 13\

[Pugge1993]

@jeffhardytheman192 And how does your age matter...? -,-'

[Spetsop]

LOL AWESOME!!! Would be a sweet commercial for an actual pizza place haha

P.S. Seriously guys? I don't even watch 24 and cay tell that the guy is simply a look a like of the actual character (actor)... as if everyone in the world looks completely different from each other lol

[zZMCHUNTAZz]

@jsdart123 erm, it's a joke... The phoney doesn't expect anyone to think it's the real Sutherland guy! Remtard.

[mrpeabdy1974]

awesome

[jsdart123]

on 0:27 see this guys belly. the real one is muscular

see his eyes and the way he knocking on the door on 0:40

see the way he holds the steering on 0:51

the real one never engages in physical combat like shown on 1:11

on 1:29 this phoney guy speaks in his original voice

see the real jacks voice on 1:49 (DAMMIT!)

on 2:10 he says the word chopper in the phoneys original voice

THIS IS PROOF THAT THIS GUY IS A PHONEY AND THAT TRUE FANS LIKE ME CAN EASILY DETECT FRAUD CRAP LIKE THIS!

[jsdart123]

on 0:27 see this guys belly. the real one is muscular

see his eyes and the way he knocking on the door on 0:40

see the way he holds the steering on 0:51

the real one never engages in physical combat like shown on 1:11

on 1:29 this phoney guy speaks in his original voice

see the real jacks voice on 1:49 (DAMMIT!)

on 2:10 he says the word chopper in the phoneys original voice

THIS IS PROOF THAT THIS GUY IS A PHONEY AND THAT TRUE FANS LIKE ME CAN EASILY DETECT FRAUD CRAP LIKE THIS!

[ManoC21]

@jsdart123 ok get a life now.

[RandomLee731]

Screw that! I'm sticking with Dominos.

[InfidelG36c]

I love this!

[mrcool516]

Awsome!!!

[mrcool516]

Awsome!!

[Halo6406]

Omg this bid is fucking terriable what a waste of my life....

[ShimiEngelRocks]

wow this is really cool.... where is the pizza store?? LOL

[sixshooter500]

this is awesome. Everything about it is awesome. The song, the everything.

[WelloDaDon]

lol.

[kubus91]

kankernerds, jullie komen nooit in de buurt van jack bauer.

[therlyn1]

next season coming of 24?what do you think guys?hope there is soon...

[therlyn1]

is there any next season of 24 coming up?wat do u thing guys?

[uncommoname]

LOL.i can never imagine 24 as a musical stuff.singing while torturing?!!

[MastermindX]

@uncommoname LOL, 24: the Musical on Ice.

[Nitsirkatsa]

You find yourself singing this song just a few minutes after you've watched this video

[twint1p]

i shoot and smack when time allowed lol :D:D

[ilurvebigbutts]

Haha! Lol this is GREAT! Really cleverly done! Nice one!

[LazureDragon]

Funny...

[incinerator327]

lol not bad. it swears like a drunk man, but other than that it's pretty funny.

[GamerGuyM]

Is this meant to be funny?

[hichixichifoeva]

There once was a street called Jack Bauer but everyone died because they kept trying to cross it. Nobody crosses Jack Bauer. 

[Headofthetrolls]

@hichixichifoeva

.... you cant mod a chuck norris joke to fit jack bauer. chuck norris is in a whole other league jack is shit compared to chuck.

[fairshanks]

ok this was extremely funny and very well made. good job lol

[DXslilgangsta]

It's not a purse it's a satchel, Indiana Jones has one

[Mackwiss001]

It would be funny if 24 the movie started with Jack working has a Pizza deliverer :D

[extremex1231]

nice vid and kiefer anounced theres a movie coming

[PRW1888]

@extremex1231

Movie's a great news but unfortunately a 2 hours film will never compare to a 16 hours show :s Like 24: Redemption didn't with an full season !

Let's just hope that the film will be succesful to the point of the rebirth of the series...

[extremex1231]

@PRW1888 yea lets hope

[pbcmbeez22]

@PRW1888 no, they won't restart the series. They were running out of ways to keep the show original and decided to end the show on a high note before it started to get bad. It's better that way. Think about it...Every show has jack getting himself hated by the president, he goes, does what it truly right which is against what everyone else says to do.

[blackyoshi1230]

@pbcmbeez22

Now they're making a movie... to cover the "It Gets Worse" arc!

[PRW1888]

DAMMIT what a terrific video ! Congratulations...

I'm a 24 addict who loved the final season of the show and its superb finale !

Thanks for your parody tribute which is quite in the spirit of the series... That's what I call great work !

[GashManFlirty]

Haha one of the few i like. lol, Don't like taking the mick out of the sacred 24.

[Talhanator]

its on my ipod ^_^

[Talhanator]

24 got canceled!!!!!! :(

[extremex1231]

I'm so mad tonights the finally and my powers out ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lollollol189]

omg this series is awesome!!! its too bad that the series finale is on tonight. :(

[exablisss]

I can't stop laughing! Damn it!!

LOL

[Strijdparel]

Brilliant spoof. I actually think this is the most brilliant spoof ever made!

[NeverLetDefeat]

@Strijdparel no.....not even close

[Strijdparel]

@NeverLetDefeat What do you think is the best than? I really do like spoofs, so tips are always welkom.

[gouchmaster0014]

THOSE 2 FAGETS PLAY BUM DARKS EVERY DAY

[diehardcowboys]

Haha. SO COOL!!! Well done guys. I love it.

[legend2kill]

if im running late, IM TAKIN THE CHOPPAH!

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

LMAO, this is brilliant.

''he can where a man purse, and not look gay''.

[muted2moose]

sweet awsome song

[mrlee192]

The music needs to be more badass n metal if it were to represent Jack.

[0222cha]

LMAO =))

[canofcorn57]

1:49

[tallbeauty]

DAMMIT!!!!

[sgtcool5005]

the only delivery man with special op training

[DanGuerrer0]

lol, nice ending.

[jmk0309]

lolz!

[TerminatorSCCFan]

endgeil xD

[JumboJacob]

XD sooo funny

[boss180888]

cool...

[11ChevChelios11]

That made my day :D

[twint1p]

hah this is the funniest shit i'v ever seeen!!!!! :DDD

[MGS1fan1234]

1:17 is hilarious and also the DAMNIT

[brooped]

Nice job :D

[burelure]

great job, guys! love from sweeedeenn

[89jobo]

great job :-) I like it very much

[CDbiggen]

XD awesome

[d58dj9e8rj9]

nice work

[hunterxaz]

stupid. dipshits

[aell0111]

wtf hunterxaz

[lauriinus]

Good

[Pikminfan1000]

lol. the CTU ringtone! and also jack stopped with herorine (didnt spell that right).

[DxSteve]

DAMMIT!

[Drawckab03]

lol, Damn it!

[antiker90]

really funny in the end....

good work..

[jhsu889]

its good....

[CivicSTS]

that was funny

[d2rreq]

damm it! that was good ;)

[90sBlade]

Fucking amazing!!!!

And he looks pretty similar

[sgtcool5005]

lol he was torturing that guy with a pizza cutter 2:01

[sydman]

@sgtcool5005 thats what happens if you dont tip 20% XD

[CanKaNoRey1]

This is my favorite song about Jack :) Awesome video :)

[sgtcool5005]

thats funny

[dodgerdodgerbubodger]

Superman has Kryptonite.

Jack Bauer has his daughter Kim's stupidity!

[kingvcapzz22]

you guys are gay terrible video

[fastflowingbuttpiss]

you guys did a good job with this. that bloke actually looks like jack too.

[Rosty89]

even 11/10

[McSaggler]

This is amazing. 10/10

[therocklady1963]

Brilliant!!! lol

[purplepaperpeople]

that just made my day! :D

[optimusprime095]

cooool man!

[elucadz]

24 is a series movie that has no rival in the movie industry in D worldwide.

I watched Prison break 1&2 and have to drop it 4 a superior 24. U'll enjoy urself watching it from season 1-7. I watch day & night even through D Night long (No sleep whatsoever.

I had to get all D copies from season 1 - 7.

ADVICE

Pls do not let 24 go down like that in D season 7, pls let Jack come back to live to leave and enjoy what he had laboured for from season 1- 7.

Luqman Adeoye M. (a.k.a. elucadz)

[fastflowingbuttpiss]

you are correct. 24 is the best, i've seen every season twise. its almost worth getting my memory erased just so i can watch them all again.

[richard4president]

@fastflowingbuttpiss Jack Bauer could arrange that

[AlleyMeeble]

@fastflowingbuttpiss I LOVE 24!!!!!! IT IS THE MOST AWESOMEST SHOW EVA!!!! IM A BIG HUMONGOUS 24 FAN!!! AND I THINK KIEFER SUTHERLAND IS CUTE!!!!!!!!

lol DAMNIT!

[melo5303]

@fastflowingbuttpiss your fucking right... when i watch the seasons again i wish i never watched them... even if i still enjoy them over and over again..

[algernonlover15]

how did u do the effect at the beginning

[MrJoseluis311]

fantastic!!!

[Cr0Ludjak]

Bauer pizza this is Jack xD rofl hahahah the best of the best

[PATISFUT1]

LMFAOO

BEST 24 PARODY YET

[sgste]

Brilliant!

Absolute classic!

[d00dipwnxD7]

this is awesome guys. good work!

[missjanine127]

I love Jack Bauer...and I love this!  Nice work!

[PettyPettyWoodChuck]

I was getting nervous, almost two minutes without a "dammit". You didn't fail me!

[mkct44]

Ahaha :D

[Lifescythe]

Amazing!!!

[Playstationfanman]

lol this is hilarious!!

[kxrider425]

hahaha I love the part where he cuts the dudes throat with a pizza cutter LMFAO

[lizardboy16]

AWESOME.

[Daravion]

Funny. Loved it.

[1476david]

LOVE IT!!!!!

[ThEcuTeVaMpIRe14]

i love this video! i have watched it like 5 times already! lol. =)

[jackbauer2412]

Hilarious!!! It's Jack Bauer's life in two minutes and thirty seven seconds (without the pizza, I don't think Jack ever eats)

[alexcabot16]

this is fun! good video

[09090707]

lol

[JPMBullfrog]

FUNNY

[micknike107]

haha hilarious, one of the best fanmade parodies of 24 definately! xD

[dumass777]

This vid is hilarious..but the dancing is really stupid no offence...

[BDLKRMBLHD]

LOOOOL wouldn't it be great if they made a spin off of 24. Were they would tell the story of the retired jack bauer. Now a pizza delevery boy LOL.

[tomb31]

How come this video has only 40 thousand views? This is freaking hilarious!!!! I shoot some smack if time allows- LOL

[CaAzProductions]

its because this was origanlly from dotcomedy but their account is closed now

[kimsofabulous]

I was wondering the same thing

[kathykisslight]

LOL!!!! Love it, guys!!!! Poor Kiefer, hope he neve gets to see it :-)

BTW, your Dammit is nearly as good as his...

[elmaskks]

Dude, the dammit is kiefer´s, it is taken from the series.-

[kathykisslight]

Wow, hey! I have only just watched it again. Yes, it didn`t hit me before. It IS really Kiefer!! Well, done guys!

[elmaskks]

¡You mistaked a kiefer´s dammit.!

Jack is going to find you, srry...lol

[kathykisslight]

I know :-( What a shame! Being his biggest fan....I was just about to shoot my....smallest toenail...because of my mistake:-) Ooooohhh, and I wish Jack DID find me....I would be the happiest woman on earth....

[dadangdota]

damn it damn it damn it

*shoots gun

[jiwongirl]

this is really great.. i can't stop watching this!

[videogamer160]

the names jack, bauer jack oops i screwed it up o well ill just kill who ever makes fun of me

[lizardboy16]

We're running out of time. DAMNIT!!

Frinking hilarious.

[KiefsAngel93]

hey guys, that´s great!

I like this...

[niksS60]

That was hilarious. I loved it!!

[codemanyea]

you have way to much time on your hands guys lawl nice job tho

[TheAsianChronicles]

DAMN IT!!!

[LPMagic341]

i was about to comment the same exact comment u did until i saw yours, lol

[jacksmyman]

funny!!

[danybarnez]

lmao 1:49 DAMMIT

[JericaNelson]

That was pretty cool. Ha

[miguelitochino]

This is great guys!

[NanamiLuchia10]

my dad will love this...

[Phoenixfalconer]

EPIC.

[dev112003]

its just abit of fun you fuck tool

xXx!

[GrahamAkerFTW]

Love the video, Made me LOL :3

[KylejaybeeUK24893]

LOL We're running out of time!! Dammit Chloe!!

[wwebatista5]

POOP

[rydan2002]

That is hilarious! You guys are a hoot!

[Strijdparel]

I second that. When i play it back it always puts a simle on my face.

[hope4change2012]

I wish Jack Bauer would deliver MY pizza!! LOL

[kcisdeadnevermind]

I LOVE IT!!

[ShredderDX]

lol. "I dont take a piss till the clock has stoped. DAMNIT!"

[ALMctubauer24]

Freaking hilarious.

"Bauer Pizza, this is Jack."

[RoyalMessup]

we're running out of time you have to trust me on this!... DAMNIT!

[Timmy23413]

never thought i would find an over average parody of 24. great job.

[Quido123]

realy great job 10000000/10

[tushar310]

Damn it! This is the Best parody of 24 on youtube!

can u pls post the lyrics for us