RNG abuse

[dropthepin]

Ostian Armor Oil: long-lasting lubricant approved by the Ostian Knight Corps!

He doubles damn near anything on my save file... if only he could, like, actually hit them if his Skill growth didn't suck that bad...

[corruptcolin]

whats r n g abuse?

[kaozbender]

what the fuck is this

[TheAndreSegarra]

RNG abuse: General DOUBLING a Fighter.

[SiLeNtDo0m]

I woulda cracked up if the fighter hit you.

[Shadowshot11]

I would have too >_>

[mileswc000]

It was a joke...

(Rugby net guard)

[WhatIddoforpie]

Riding Nuclear Gorillas! It's perfect 0.0

[mileswc000]

Well, RNG is a noun, so it would be Ride of the Nuclear Gorrilas, which is almost as awesome. (That sounds like a good name for a movie...)

[WhatIddoforpie]

Ah, right... I need to suggest that to someone... :)

[mileswc000]

How about Alfred Hitchcock?

[WhatIddoforpie]

Nice... wish I knew who that was... eh, I'll figure it out... maybe...

[mileswc000]

Look him up! He made a whole bunch of horror movies, like "The Birds" and "ride of the nuclear gorrillas" sounds like a horror movie.

[mileswc000]

Ridiculously Nerdy Guy?

Rabbit Nuking Gorillas?

Red Not Green?

Really New Garbage???

[FUAGNEMboy13]

once i had two hits with 50% critical and none were a critical so my unit died

[reiuss23]

It'd be a lot worse if the fighter hit you.

[AKTxITACHI]

can someone tell me what RNG means please? u can make fun of me all u want I'd just like to know lol.

[mileswc000]

Would this impress you?

In fe8, one of my units had 99% chance to hit, the enemy had 1% chance hit and 1% chance critical. Guess what happened.

[hilariousbrothers]

you won the fight?

[mileswc000]

Umm....Well yeah. I survived the critical hit, and then pwned him on the second hit.

[alchfilosofer]

No, the RNG hates US ALL

[swfan375]

yehh, i once hada fight where my myrmidon missed with a 97% and that same enemy killed him with a 13%

[ItachiMoon17]

RNG hates us all. D:

[Kainmaster]

Agreed.

Damn, we need to kill the RNG God and the RNG Goddess.

They owe me $50!

[ItachiMoon17]

The RNG God just plainly abandoned me in FE4.

[Kainmaster]

What happend?

[ItachiMoon17]

Hm...let's think...people hitting my units with 18% chances...Fin missing with a 93% chance. That would be one example. ONE.

[Kainmaster]

That's not RNG hating you, that's bad luck AND RNG hating you.

[ItachiMoon17]

Thanks for the self-esteem boost.

[Kainmaster]

You're welcome, Aisha-chan.

[EvilResidentXIII]

how about this, in blazing sword dragon has 1% critical and he lands it, hector has 44% critical on a boss earler and dosn't land it. he was the last charater i could move to kill this boss and in enemy turn he kills lyn making me start over. i hope you cannot top that

[ItachiMoon17]

Ouch. But trust me. If that was FE4, it would be something expected, not something unlucky.

[asuttles]

RNG hates you too boy. It does everything in its power to kill you.

[coolkyle342]

Roy missed twice with 87% in one of my videos... V_V I hate RNG too sometimes.

[PolarizXXX]

haha dude that is so gay. that fighter dude went spartan on you =P