We aren't evil! We're simply correct. Our methods may be unorthodox, but we're trying to create balance and explore power for a new world. The Jedi are hypocrites.
people that actually take this shit to heart are just stupid children. People like that use this type of shit to steer away from their responsibilities and that is pathetic
@TheTORcorp ok then fix it for me please ! so in the future i won come across grammar police like u. No man i mean it fix it tell me how to write better
@aeriana789 u know... when i said that, i had a feeling that i shouldnt make fun of your mom in the first place...thats why i made the last comment in the sentence apologizing to my misused of word.. cuz i knew something like this might happened. Well i was right ... so i am deeply apologizing for that once again.
ok who agrees, that the dark side is like 20 times more fun then the light side?
drakeofthenorth15 1 day ago
Step 1: Be a extremely star wars fan
GeorginaO89 3 days ago
is she a hooker
armedcrazyhoboproduc 1 week ago
i love cookies or do i i wil kill u if u steel mine
armedcrazyhoboproduc 1 week ago
wheres the light side?
armedcrazyhoboproduc 1 week ago
epicmealtime music!!!
Sharkfarify 1 week ago
@monsterhighrox1234 Uhh... Hey dick head! It's not devil worshipping! It's a star wars reference!
MrMikesrighttogame 1 week ago
WAIT!!!!!!!! They forgot cookies!!!!!!!!
HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk 1 week ago
play aqw or watch star wars so you can be in the darkside or invent a time machine nerds.
brendan100ify 1 week ago
It shall be done, my master!
ZAKITASHI 2 weeks ago
She looks like Bella...
SazVlogs 2 weeks ago
We aren't evil! We're simply correct. Our methods may be unorthodox, but we're trying to create balance and explore power for a new world. The Jedi are hypocrites.
SazVlogs 2 weeks ago
Is this a mini movie lol
Candychic402 2 weeks ago
I want one of those robes
LiterallyRob99 2 weeks ago
come to the Darkside.
yepes3 3 weeks ago
@tashahops99 we lied about the cookies
cameronF666 3 weeks ago
1:16 That guy is sexy! :O
Levexi 3 weeks ago
Darth Vader :come to the dark side we have cookies
you: are they chocolate chip?
Darth Vader : wha what?
You: are they chocolate chip?
Darth Vader :if they were would you join us?
you:maybe
Darth Vader : then yes they are
you: MOM I GOING TO THE DARK SIDE
mikaili96 1 month ago 9
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mikaili96 1 month ago
Thanks
FollowerOfSITHIS 1 month ago
Running out of ideas are we?
eldorado249000 1 month ago
The heck...??
Alienubi 1 month ago
No not at all. This ridicules the true megalomaniac. It does not mention POWER, UNLIMITED POWER !!!
BuzzTeddyHead 1 month ago
Done!
MrHiller 1 month ago
the reccomend vids have nothing to do with this
lillyomann 1 month ago
what the hell? couldnt they just say to lisnt to marilyn manson?
pianoprodigy987 1 month ago
see see this is how u know howcast is running out od idias
99hockeynhl 1 month ago
join the nazi party
fpascale789 1 month ago
See, the first few HOWCAST vids I saw were legit... then I got to these ones...
Maclanemast 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
Cyclops-Monk-Jedi?
byroll 1 month ago
must join the dark side!!!
kenyxg4 2 months ago
wats happening to howcast?
nothing makes fucking sense anymore!
whateverabouthis 2 months ago
this is total SHIT!!!!
whateverabouthis 2 months ago
required: lightsaber
2000gromit 2 months ago
omg i have a lightsaber! oh its just the like bar
hiroshiproductions 2 months ago
I have done stage 5, no, im on stage 10 the point where i want to see the human race obliterated from the face of the earth....DIE CUNTS !!!!!
T42please 2 months ago
Wth I couldn't even watch it all to creepy and wth I just can't speak right now WtF!!
kaybri58 2 months ago
FAKE if you are on the dark side you get a red lightsabor not green like the like bar
kivork101 2 months ago
@kivork101 Actually the Sith/Dark Jedi have no restrictions on what colour your blade has.
Airganoth 2 months ago
@Airganoth dude its called sarcasm the guy is being sarcastic...
PIXARTV97 2 months ago
this was studyed by anakin
autodude2009 2 months ago
0:55 starts epic meal time music 8)
weR2awesome 2 months ago
what the fuck!?
thefiredhawks 2 months ago
face palmed
krisnarocks 2 months ago
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Thebomber5lol 2 months ago
*face palm*
hannahbanana112233 2 months ago
*looks to lamp* ok your my emotional attatchment,...later
I WILL KILL JEDI BECAUSE THEY TRY TO STEAL MY LAMP!
plantleg 2 months ago
What the fuck did I just watch
rosalielove11 2 months ago
this isnt the dark side.The dark side has cookies
andydanny2 2 months ago
Piece of shit
MrWabbitdude 2 months ago
Okay..I'll Use This Whenever The World Turns into Star Wars.
NicoleOlano 2 months ago
step one turn off all light and you done you have turn to the dark side
headhunter2148 2 months ago
lol
jerejaho 2 months ago
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.....
flamingfigures 2 months ago
@flamingfigures son't bring KOTOR into this
MrDip02 2 months ago
How to become a cereal killer
yugituber6 2 months ago
Step 6:
Bake cookies to gather more followers
Bossninja37 2 months ago
This is how you know they have officially no ideas
BunnyFunny2000 2 months ago
@tashahops99 rofl! I have a shirt that says that!!!!!!
drewerin100 2 months ago
Howcast has officially run out of ideas.
w101forthewin 2 months ago
like if u just watch howcast wen ur bored then start trolling XD
lonlon123qwe 2 months ago 29
Ya know, they could've shortened this and just say get yourself to be voiced by James Ear Jones.
Wisprsinthedrk 2 months ago
cookies are a lie. thats not why i joined. i joined for yaoi and that aint no lie :3
fleskfan226 2 months ago
We have amazing benefits. Dental is not one of them though
Crackensan 3 months ago
Come to the Darkside. We have cookies!
tashahops99 3 months ago 69
@tashahops99 welcome to the darkside are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
mikeprimus97 3 months ago
@mikeprimus97 Hahaha, nice one!
tashahops99 3 months ago
@tashahops99 deal
hiddenmasterseeker 2 months ago
@tashahops99 Haha, are you surprised about the cookies?
slimmemiquel 1 month ago
@tashahops99 fuck yea cookiesssssssssss
erdakosjoefred 1 month ago
@tashahops99
Welcome to the Darkside. We lied about the cookies.
(What did you expect?)
CriticToAll 1 month ago
@tashahops99 The dark side does not have cookies, we just lie about that so you join >:3
squeakyXD 1 month ago
@tashahops99 Come to the g33k side, we have PI!!
:3
TechnoGenius111010 1 week ago
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0:56-1:24 EPIC MEAL TIME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiangYi99 3 months ago
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LiangYi99 3 months ago
Step: 1. Turn of your lights. 2. Go to the dark side of the room.
Do you know you're watching this with a calculator?
yourmomgr8 3 months ago
WTF I want to rule the world but this shit dont help :C
blackkittys668 3 months ago
"don't worry if your appearence changes when you turn to the darkside, people will be to afraid of you to notice" ......wtf?
bobbychops1 3 months ago
is there a howcast for shooting beams out of your eyes?
smackachris 3 months ago
Thanks to the last tip, I'm no longer worried about these horns that grew once I reached step 5.
DarkZSlash 3 months ago
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You will need: Emotional attachments, anger, and hatred
Me: Check? Ckeck! Check!
cataclysmicnothing 3 months ago
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cataclysmicnothing 3 months ago
Lol?
Proviences 3 months ago
i have turned onto the darkside
megalegomaster1 3 months ago
O_o
Magentashapeshifter 3 months ago
Epicmealtime soundtrack!!
NagaCraze 4 months ago
Next up,
How to stop watching Howcast videos!
Xulled 4 months ago
How to fuck up your life.
TheKarate10 4 months ago
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I have already done that... It was terrible.
TomShootsPhoto 4 months ago
LoL Epic Meal Time soundtack
tomnow92 4 months ago
I can't stop laughing at this
janejn7788 4 months ago
Yes! finally! ITS ABOUT TIME I WATCH STAR WARS! ow wait..
JazzfanMike 4 months ago
The Onion? Is that you?
TheLeftiesrule 4 months ago
Epic meal time!!
clankjjb 4 months ago
howcast is running out of ideas
IfartdAndPoopCameOut 4 months ago 91
@IfartdAndPoopCameOut I knew they were, but I didn't realize the problem was THIS serious.
P.S. You have the best username ever and I enjoyed responding to it.
newchihuahua 1 month ago
EpicMealTime music?
DrakeRose7193 4 months ago
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I mean Imma firing mahal lazah
ally123441 4 months ago
Immature firing man lazah
ally123441 4 months ago
hahahahahahah i like this
alanajoleemusic12 4 months ago
0:56 I can do that.
xLoveHopeex 4 months ago
@MissMusic2416 Are you an MLIAer? I thought so ;)
theabz26 4 months ago
Yoda will stil wope your ass.
The dark side gives you a quick power up, but for ultimate power you must stay on the path of justice your entire life.
dasdew2 4 months ago
Star Wars ??
TootirTrootie 4 months ago
Let the hate flow though you
jakeofjakeland 5 months ago
Step 1: Hang Out with Snape.
Step 2 : Hang out with Voldemort.
Step 3 : Kill Harry Potter(Me: How dare you! D: )
MissMusic2416 5 months ago
0:56 SHOOP DA WHOOP
ToxicMordecaiSkater 5 months ago
Cookies time :D
WishingBabyX 5 months ago
Your appearance changing is normal besides people will be to afraid of you to notice lol
tcooke2 5 months ago
Is this legal?
matezguy 5 months ago
Okay, this one was pretty good.
MtGLow 5 months ago
Step 1: Get pissed off
angelmarielover 6 months ago
Step 1: Be EMO
GryphonHat 6 months ago
Darth Vader: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side!
gck86 6 months ago
darkside is my allies!
gck86 6 months ago
COME TO THE DARKSIDE! We have cookies!
purplefroggytoad 6 months ago
@purplefroggytoad What kind of cookies do you have? Is it the tracker on the local machine or the edible kind of cookie?
brentpieczynski 5 months ago
step 6: make cookies. cuz the dark side always have cookies
4i4l4u4v4c4p4 6 months ago
And now I know!
and knowing is half the battle!
jleszuk 6 months ago in playlist jleszuk's Favorited Videos
Im bored
I wish i had a facebook so i could talk to my friends
:)
msuscribe 6 months ago
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gck86 6 months ago
yeah turn to the dark side and all of sudden youll get powers...
very realistic..
:)
msuscribe 6 months ago
I thought the darkside has cookies?
So where's the cookies? :(
2011DalyCity 6 months ago
@2011DalyCity after all the evilness we feast on cookies! :DDD
SofiaLovesCupcakes 6 months ago
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How to turn to the dark side? Kill a baby!
themenaceanish 6 months ago
The Twilight Saga.
ibeciara123XD 6 months ago
I LOLed when I found out that This was a Howcast vid.
djjonasc 6 months ago
wtf is right
howilovekitties 6 months ago
Wtf
synoel1917 6 months ago
people that actually take this shit to heart are just stupid children. People like that use this type of shit to steer away from their responsibilities and that is pathetic
Stoudy2 7 months ago
How to be a asshole that likes being raped until he bleeds to death
Stoudy2 7 months ago
SMOSH!!!!!
darthchaos8675309 7 months ago
How to be a douch bag
skeetdoner 7 months ago
thumbs up if you actually turned to the darkside
axelfighter15 7 months ago 40
How to become an autistic neckbeard
mushymaple 7 months ago
Well I heard the dark side has cookies?!
Tangogirl0113 7 months ago
The dark side example guy is the person from the how to survive a zombie attack. *nods*
MineCartable 7 months ago
aeraina789 mum died hahaha lol and f all u people that back him up
Nice2011Man 7 months ago
haha.
Entei2000 8 months ago
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Remember when you could watch a video without commercial?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by user and not VEVO
Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution
Thumbs up to keep at the top post on every vid
MELIKEGUNZZ 8 months ago
Where can I get a cool sword like the one on the video?
macdaddyd214 8 months ago
@macdaddyd214 walmart
CountryTroubadour 7 months ago
@TheTORcorp ok then fix it for me please ! so in the future i won come across grammar police like u. No man i mean it fix it tell me how to write better
zero00tolerance 8 months ago
side effects include nausea, dizziness , tinnitus and changing appearance.
yurianne07 8 months ago
LOL EPIC MEAL TIME.
KovuchuReborn 8 months ago 2
*frustrated face* But there's got to be a better way! *frustrated face*
funky3ddy 8 months ago
Epic Meal Time music!
Nhoxus 8 months ago
im sorry but this is weak as fuck. nice camera and decent effects but it wasnt funny at all.... what so ever.... try again.
410MaXiMuS 8 months ago
Really...people like this?
BlindsideDork 8 months ago
is this shit trying to be funny and viral ? WELL its fucking sucks !
zero00tolerance 8 months ago
@zero00tolerance No, trolls in comments suck. This was mildly amusing.
AngelusDlion 8 months ago
@zero00tolerance fuck u then dont watch
aeriana789 8 months ago
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zero00tolerance 8 months ago
@zero00tolerance well excuse me but my mom died when i was five and if u havent watched the video watch the video before u judge
aeriana789 8 months ago
@aeriana789 u know... when i said that, i had a feeling that i shouldnt make fun of your mom in the first place...thats why i made the last comment in the sentence apologizing to my misused of word.. cuz i knew something like this might happened. Well i was right ... so i am deeply apologizing for that once again.
zero00tolerance 8 months ago
This is awful. The execution is horrendous. Costumes, acting, graphics, voice over, everything is terrible. Worst of all, it just isn't funny.
slone13 8 months ago
@slone13 Subjectivity, m'good man. The only way to perceive anything.
SuperReinfeldt 8 months ago
Epic Meal Time song at :56?
SolidCorn 8 months ago 3
i followed, now Im in A really tight black suit and my dick burned off
AwsomeAxeOfAcheiving 8 months ago
Pwned
only3089 8 months ago
my friend turned to the darkside now hes dead
johnperez1056 8 months ago
ROFL!!!!
luisetb 8 months ago
If your paranoia wavers, remember: Everyone is out to get you.
Best help you can get. Ever.
frho920702 8 months ago
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frho920702 8 months ago
Great, now make a video on How to tell someone your their father.
RyuMSEA 8 months ago 17
@RyuMSEA you.made.my.day
goldenpinproductions 4 months ago
@RyuMSEA 'your their' niceeeeeeeeeee
gtabro1337 4 months ago
0:56 IMA FIRE MAH LAZER!
comingmania2 8 months ago
and now i know!
jleszuk 8 months ago
star wars + lord of the rings = this video
omennemo363 8 months ago 77
@omennemo363 this is like war of the rings
yanie755 7 months ago
@omennemo363
star wars + lord of the rings + epic meal time = this video
TellHerOnTheOffBEAT 4 months ago
epicmealtime music! anyone??
VictorMarquesVanni 9 months ago
I thought Howcast was suposed to be only serious how to's
Z3ldaMahBoi 9 months ago 2
@Z3ldaMahBoi
this is serious...
nudgefudgestudios 9 months ago
thumbs up if anthony sent you here by his twitter
TheTMRI 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA