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  • @InfinityYorkies 2:55, happy?

  • @InfinityYorkies fuk it, i wanted to see funny comments, not this fruit cake.

    btw nice name asshole

  • Bush:Ill get'em outta there

    Obama:Ill get'em outta there

    SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?

  • what a waste of time!

  • MY BIRTHDAYS DECEMBER 1ST!!!! AND IM TURNING 14!!!! BAHAHA!!!!

  • I use my mouth and my fingers lol

  • 2011 WE ARE STILL THERE

  • Mmm? Don´t worry. Be happy.

  • SOOOOOO BORED!!!!!

  • my ex was bi-polar. you are a dick!!!!

  • @thesavedone1

    so why is he your ex?

  • @Belgianmeth Not that its any of your business, but it wasn't working out with HER. People with Bi-polar are very nice people. You should really think before you speak and type rude statements like the one you put up about people with bi-polar.

  • yes people are quick to turn family into the state no longer is their a family tribe, 

  • chill out.

  • *You're

  • Your an idiot

  • The Afghan are halve our size. Their lives are worth halve ours. We're fighting a bunch of mean Talidwarfs.

  • I HATE MONDAYS TO.

    DEATH TO MONDAYS :)

  • he talks so much so fast i kind of ended up starring at the video not hearing a nything :)

  • Your like Francis from L4d Lol xD

  • I've only sub'd for a couple months and this is the only old vid I've seen.... You were Way better here. This has substance! Wish you had more of this in your new stuff.

  • maybe 

  • The walls deserve it...

  • he speaks and speaks and speks omg when he stop speak !!!!!

  • @kame031 if you don't like it don't watch it

  • @kame031 when he wants to!!

  • I'd turn my mom in ... I'd actualy frame her for various crimes . That's how much I would like her out of my life .. But intead of framing I'm moving . To wich is just as good:)

  • if it was a family member i hated then hellz yai would turn them in.... id laugh my as off too... id beez al like ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha!!!!!!!!!... dumbass

  • you really shouldnt be saying douche bag its rather quite rude... thaaaaaaaaaanks

  • unemployed holla

  • Oh, you are right she is and was a heartless bitch. I won't even get into everything because I know I'll just get shit started all over again. but trust me I was paid back plus some for sticking up for such a selfish piece of shit!

  • Number 1 she's not my baby, shes an adult. I have disowned her. But that is not my point. My point was simple, and the truth!

  • "...i was ready to rambo anybody" XD

  • hmm....but yet everyone critisized me for sticking up for my daughter in the teen fight or what you called " The teen beating" its funny that I found you and this video when three years ago all I found on here about the case were rants : ) Well, I'm strong enough to withstand everyne against me then and I am still here baby!

  • @mamiconrazon Sorry but your "baby" is a heartless bitch if she was in the teen beating thing a few years ago and wasn't the one getting beaten. Again sorry to say so but it's true.

  • 1 minute and 10 second rant actualy :D

  • im jsut like in the morning only im more of a bish...and i inda go to schoola nd the first thinga bully says its like"dude shut the hell up im mad enough as is and if u want ur head thru that dam wall keep talking..."

  • Thumbs up if you noticed the wii box.

  • good job phil, you should say things like this more often.

  • I can't stop staring at the makeup on your nose :S

  • the wii in the back!

  • Phil, wen u were singing more than a feeling at the end, I cudnt help but notice u looked alot like phin from glee. Just sayin.

  • SERIOUSLY LOVE THAT VIDEO! DUDE! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTAND THAT OTHER PEOPLE HATE AMERICANS, BECAUSE OF THE DECISIONS THE GOVERNMENT TOOK! CHAPEAU!!

  • Boston improv WIN!

  • 0:00- 1:10 i feel lik he was reading something i wrote lmao

  • If my crappy, teenage kids were committing a crime I would turn them in. I mean, what better punishment could I dole out to them? And yes, they would deserve punishment.

  • hells no i wouldnt turn in anyone from my family... unless it is something very severe... but not for a robbery who the fuck cares

  • QOTD: I actually wouldn't, because I don't see myself turning anyone in, unless the crime affects me in any way, otherwise It's not my business

  • "it just happened that 17 people walked in front of his bullets. Why can't you see the truth?" XD lol man

  • This is probably your best video, Phil. Make more like this!

  • i'd turn in my sister.

  • me too. I hate people talking to me for the first hour of when wake up. I hate mondaays they are so annoying. Someone is always talking at you and you just want to tell them to shut up!!!!

  • N. Americans are worth 5 more points then other people.

  • "quack" that 61 year old man Jamie is the best.

  • Online Asian girls #lushfmlk.info#

  • 1:35 to 1:45 is so dam kinky

  • i hate mondays too pretty stupid

  • i hate mondays too

  • I have 2 answers to this question:

    IF I WAS THAT MOTHER , yes I would turn them in. Because they're only Teenagers and they're already robbing banks, they need to get STRAIGHTENED OUT right the hell now before they get older and move on to worse things like mass murder.

    If me (as a sister/daughter) knew that someone else in my family did it, I'd tell them "I know what you did" and tell them they need to give the money to Charity (maybe for research for PKD!) or else I'm turning them in.

  • I've have told on my fam.....but for something against someone else I'd back them up!

  • Of course everyone hates America you killed thousands of iraki's that had nothing to do with 911 .

  • Haha, good thing is America is gonna get fucked up once china stops buying our debts :D

  • Ok so 2 Christians walked up to me and asked me, "Would you like to join the No swearing Club?"

    Then I replied, "Fuck yeahhh!" :D

    ... they the called me a satanist and said I wasn't.. kosher.

  • This I think is the best theme song EVA!!!!

  • lol o'reilly

  • i would turn in my dad or my sister. but no one else in my family

  • omg! 1:33! wuz that real?!

  • I miss this theme song.

  • i hate sundays and mondays

  • Omg my bday is on december 1st

  • I litterally have a friend who punched a wall and broke her hand and wrist. Yeah. We don't talk to her anymore.

  • we is america

  • why do people want your dog in every video?

  • OH SHIT DAD THE COPS AR HERE RRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.......

  • Last U.S. combat brigade left Iraq today... just one step closer to peace :)

  • that was jamie oliver and the chef famous for swearing is gordon ramsay??

  • twinkies tease me

  • Think the picture of D-bag of the day is the wrong person!! isn't it seposed te bo Gordan Ramsey insted of Jamie Olliver???

  • "did you mean ass" XD LOL omg your so hilarious. sexephill is the cooliest guy EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ok sooo phill..... in the picture tht zooms out at the "begining, loo att the hair on ur forehead, it looks like a mouth and tongue...lmfao!

  • oh and as well pearl harbor they killed tons of are citizens as well so suck it cuz they are not really nice to are citizens as well sure it was not a nuke but it did kill them and we nuked to end the war

  • DUDE SERIOUSLY UR A NERD.... AN U KNOW U DONT HAVE A GIRL

  • im pretty shere he does not have a girl friend

  • Yes i will turn in my step family yes YES!!!!! =]

  • Lol really late but we nuked Nagasaki and Hiroshima because we had to take Japan but if we would have sent troops in the citizens would have came out on the street and attacked troops themselves that's why we nuked them Phil ^_^ =P

  • @TheGuest97 Yes, I'm sure that all of the mothers children and babies would have been violently killing the men with guns and tanks that were invading their cities.

    Really? Where do you even come up with that?

    We didn't really have any good reason for nuking residential areas.

  • @aGasmaskProcession

    wow you think I made that up Japan is an honor country and they wouldn't sit around while they where being invaded they would run out in the street and do the best to kill the American troops as well tanks back then where not the shit dude really they could have found an easy way around im sure and also it saved much more lives because Japan does have a military so they would have to fight them and the citizens as well

  • @TheGuest97 Civilians. I don't know if you know the difference between video games and reality, but I can pretty much say for sure that the young children and the mothers wouldn't be running out on the streets to kill soldiers.

    And you know; bottom line is, what we did was a war crime. And when the 'police' of the world start committing crimes that kill so many innocent people knowingly.. something is messed up. I'm not Anti-American or anything but that was a horrible thing.

  • @aGasmaskProcession A war crime ok idk about you but I would fight for my country if we where being invaded second we ended the world third you dont think bombing a port without declaring war first was not? and civis did die at pearl harbor so once again you fail at history =]

  • @TheGuest97 Our civilians died SUDDENLY it's awwwright to kill more hundreds of thousands of them! You win at logic forever.

    And those civilians were totally OBVIOUSLY behind the attacks. Not their government or military anything. :)

  • @aGasmaskProcession wow really ok im done with you you have know chance at understanding this at all your like someone who voted for obama ooo hes black vte for him or your racist your a dumb ass

  • has anyone ever wanted to kill things that dont die like the corner of a table that keeps hitting you in the hip as you walk by

  • i absolutely LOOOOVVVVVEEEEE you!!!! you're awsome

  • Im Canadain i got nothin to worry about :)

  • -.- boring

  • what I found odd is that the very first time I used Altavista the default search that came up when i clicked on the blank searchbox was "google" !

  • I love this type of philip defranco show ! he's so funny and actaully takes the word out my mouth ! love this!

  • sxephil for president.

  • WOW YHU NEED JESUS. !!!!11

  • no! i wouldn't..

  • My responces: I'd gladly trun in some of my famaly members. I think that the U.S. hasnt learned anything frum preveis mistakes & will only be doing more damadge to us then the tearerists. Monday is actualy a good day for me (Pay Day).

    Plz do not annoy me about my spelling.

  • damn right I can turn them in. Hell i would do it for free, I would sell their organs for shits and giggles!

  • Your the man good sir

  • this kinda vid. MAN i miss the old phillyd. now its all tits n sextapes n dead ass celebrities. GAAAAY:/

  • answer: not my kids, other members maybe. Cant turn in your kids, thats warped.

  • funny shit man

  • it's just like calm it down i have a hangover

  • i am exactly the same way in the morning. I don't mind it so much when people are just talking at me, but it when they ask a million questions, b/c that actually requires a response from me lol.

  • i hate mondays too lol im relaxing on saturday and sunday lol then i go back to school and i feel bad today since its monday haha

  • argh i hate it when people talk to me in the morning too XD

    especially parents :/

  • ha ha you like to use your mouth instead of your finger.

  • no only cousins and aunts and uncles but not my main family especially my brother

  • im 3 but im really 13

  • your not old. your sexy, sexy sexy phill

  • Lolz I hate when pol tell ne not to swear, especially when teachers say it because I've heard them all swear at one time or another. I mean, it's only a word.

  • QOTD:

    Depends, are we talking about some sort of large monetary reward for turning them in?

  • im polish

  • depends on what my family does. if they are dangerus killers i would b scared to live with them but if they robbed a store by stealing 3 candybars ill be on their side.

  • Ok. so the begining had me kinda mad. but dude u should have a show. for real. jus dont SING lol

  • the chef guy is my idol Jammie i think was his name.

    He makes the best food evar!

  • to me crime is crime, whether theyre my family or not

  • no, we droped one on a populated city, the first one hit in the water

  • I'm with ya man!

    I can not talk in the morning until I have my coffee.

  • hahaha

  • Depends

  • it depends if they were pissing me off

  • last time someone told me to stop using foul language i turned around and went "quack quack quack"

  • @reap62 ... thats just awful....

  • Im happy on mondays because I got laid on sunday......

  • Why show Jamie Oliver, when it's Gordon Ramsay who swears all the time?

  • maybe, to secure society

  • depends on the crime

  • lol..im 19 ..and i feel like 14 on the inside 2 ...anyways ..ur show rocks dude ..:D:D:D XD

  • dude, do you have a job?

  • I would cover for them as long as I didn't think they were endangering their own life or mine.

  • LOL. "Did you mean 'ASSHOLE'?"

  • @Flatline1993 I agree with you and Phil completely but the people in the concentration camps did not get killed there, they were killed in extermination camps sent from concentration camps.

  • my mom has called the cops on my brother 3 times!!!

    yes my mom is crazy...

  • weird u should talk abuot bombs cuz the dream i woke up from today was all about bombs fallin infront of me

    i obviously did not die in my dream cuz that would b stupid cuz i know im asleep and dreaming it just tripped me out bcuz i didnt even get high the night b4

    this could b a message from above who knows im just human my race doesnt have much intelligence think about it

    when was the last time fighting for peace ever worked

    go on ill wait

    maybe in ur backyard fightin your lil brother or cuzin

  • i hate mondays there like you just found out your cock got ripped off last night by that one girl you slept with when you where high on all sorts of narcotics

  • you seem to verbilize most of my views on anything political thru your rants ^_^

  • It just happened that 17 people walked infront of his bullet!

  • :) hahhaha

  • QOTD: I wouldn't turn them in unless it was me they tried to kill, or one of our family members or friends, or they just scare me shitless.. but other than that not really cause they could be protecting me.. LIKE DEXTER :D

  • lol did the guy send it to chef ramze? (i cant spell his name Ramse?

  • QOTD: depends .. murder for no good reason id turn the crazy bitch in stealing.. no.

  • Use your mouth and your fingers?

    THATS WHAT SHE SAID..

  • xoitslilmisscharisx3

    shes a bitch?

  • Did you have a nose bleed?

  • studies show that people that feel the need to punch things while angry are very likely to beat their spouse or significant other

  • QOTD: i would totally turn my mom in, she made me break up with my boyfriend!....bitch.

  • I would turn in my family as long as they were promised a life sentence, NO PAROLE! Family sucks.

  • Maybe the attack on the World Trade Center did exactly what they set out to do; ruin our economy. It has not happened over night but it definately has happened. I hope things get better.

  • i could do that to my parents sometimes- like now (barricaded in room)

  • ya just my sister though

  • Yes I could do that to my family, fuck them, I hate them all.

  • come down dude,

    what's wrong with u

    chill

  • parents no sister yes'

  • I LOVE THAT SONG! your version was better though

  • Yup, he's right...unemployment makes even Mondays seem wonderful

  • america needed a black president to show everyone else we can do it but OBAMA stepped in and fucked it all up

  • @rcooper95 FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES

  • I agree with you about the nukes. It was so wrong.

  • yea ur right...we shoulda used 4...

  • Phil just so you know, I agree with you that it wasn't necessary to drop atomic bombs on residential areas, and it wasn't right to put Japanese in internment camps, they weren't a step UP from concentration camps, but a step down. They were provided food and water, and living necessities, whereas concentration camps killed people. I'm also Japanese and my Grandfather served in WWII as a lieutenant in the National Guard

  • fuck the japs kill em all!!! fuck those terrorist god haters!!! yea they deserve what they got, even if we cut off all there oil supply and kept provoking them. and used pearl harbor as excuse to go to war. and even after they tried to surender completly but we refused to. yea we are not the terrorist. they are. yea the patriot act is here to protect us from a threat i have never seen.

  • If you're going to insult somebody, let alone a whole race, you might want to use the proper grammar. I.E. you were supposed to use 'their' not 'there' fucking racist idiot. If you've never seen them, how do you know they are a threat? And what do you think Iraqis and Afghanis regard us as? Angels from a far away land? Jesus, you might want to look what OUR country does to others. Even if it was them who attacked the WTC, is it necessary to destroy a ton of innocent people's lives?

  • eh not gonna bother with a detailed response just re read carfuly what i said and ignore grammar and you will see what i ment

  • but if we did that we wouldnt have any anime, manga, ramen noodles, or puzzles :(

  • @flatline1993 concentration camps were meant to kept the Jews, which hadn't emigrated away, from the German public and get then ship some of them to the extermination camps. The death rate in these camps was about 10-20%. However in the Japanese concentration camps the death rate was much much higher - 30%-40% - the Japanese paid no respect to he prisoners.

    And dropping the nuclear bombs was a good think when u look at it - because if the US would invade both sides would loose a lot more people

  • The Jews, first of all, did not have time to emigrate away, the Germans didn't give them a warning as to when they were to be placed in concentration camps.You're right on the terms that they were sent to extermination camps. although im not sure thats the right term. I don't believe that the Japanese had concentration camps, but I could be wrong. I was referring to the US internment camps for the Japanese, which were not harmful. As for the nukes, that's debatable, how can you be sure?

  • Yes Jews were given a time to "GTFO" because their shops were raided a long time before they were put in these camps - a lot of them emigrated to U.S., Israel etc. because the government was treating them badly - raiding shops, public discrimination etc. i would liek to note that by this Hitler freed a lot, a lot, of jobs for other Germans which heped the unemployment, or so the people thought.

    The jews had time to leave, and Japanese had camps for captured U.S. troops :)

  • @gunforsale though it is true some jews had time to leave. when they did leave to go to america many of them were sent back becuz of the quota system u.s. put on immigration at the time if u dont kno wat dat is please read a history book or encyclopedia or something

  • LOL a lot of jews emigrated to Israel to escape nazis? Israel was created after the holocost, at the time palestinians were living there hopeing for their own country