Visit Ellesmere Port (Visit California Spoof)

[LucieQuackx]

this is one of the funniest thing's I've seen, love the port ;D

[farfuckinout]

Time to move out of California!

[Megaanlike]

@farfuckinout time to move too california

[staylor3d]

LMFAO! Genius!

[haloman162]

0:36 smile at the pic HOBO!!

[CrazyFallout3]

PMSFL, Love it thoe!!! Best bit is at 0:32 :L

[jaytul]

e.port is a dive lmao it's so true

[haloman162]

we have one question would you like friese with that wtf?

[haloman162]

i live in e.port its awsome

[XoliviaafrankaaX]

Tbh, I love living in Ellesmere Port. <3

[XXsarahbaybee]

this is why i hate living here! its exactly how it is :')

[TheMeatand2veg]

it might have the port down to a t but it was shit, if these are the future of media god help us. My grandkids do better when the put the dressing up clothes on

[AnElephantsChild]

Spot on in every way !

Thanks for sharing x x

[Beckett86]

Brilliant!

[Kababb95]

its a stighole, but i wouldn't wanna live anywhere else!

[RosieRandomDoodles]

0:01 - been there. 0:08 - been there. 0:09 - been there. 0:10 - been there. 0:39 - been there. 0:40 - been there. I Love Ellesmere Port <3 !

[jacksite2007]

had to go through there today after that fuel protest diverted us. I dont think I would walk through there at daytime, never mind night! xD

[kewlsbaby92]

Get over it I'm from Ellesmere Port and it is a shit hole with people having babies to claim for benefits! Stop crying it has got Ellesmere Port down to a tee

[claire2943]

well show u how we roll.moved bck er 2 home town from chester 10 years ago.yeah,its a bit shit.but most parts of chester are aswell apart from the lovly town centre which they are ruining with modernisation.this town doesnt seem to have a heart and identity as chester.chester posh? most parts arnt,believe me.

[006jaden]

greatest video ever im a west cheshire college media student and it think ths video has potential there is nothing wrong with it as im comncerned so why have people scared off it are you scared cause its showing what ellesmere port is really like ????????????

[jess1997jess]

ahaaha hilariouse my family live there <3

[Motomixer88]

I see all the chavs from the port have started commenting haha it just shows what ppl are like here haha

[VIKKI6920]

This is the biggest load of rubbish I've ever seen. Its beyond bad, how much money has been wasted producing this junk !!!!

It actually made the local TV news ........ how utterly embarrasing it was too.

If this is how the students and tutors of Ellesmere Port spend theier time, the God help us !!!!

[TheBenji456]

@VIKKI6920 first of all "the god help us" wtf and secon of all shut the f*** up honestly that was a good video!!

[DannyMasters94]

HAHA brilliant I work with Ellis :)

[lyricalken1]

rich

[proom100]

I was PMSL that was well funny

[danny5763]

Boburn thinks he's sick

[danny5763]

Also the guy playin the tramp is a gimp hahahhahahaahahshahahaahhhahaa­hahahahahahshshshshshahahahaha­haha

[danny5763]

Pretty shit - why can't ya hear what that geek playin cards is sayin? The end writing looks wank if I'm honest plus alot of these media students look proper uncomfortable on it

[07reklaw]

Has anybody famous ever come from Ellesmere port or Kick one and they all limp Neston.....Oh! just remembered Emma Hamilton, she was Nelsons Slag....

[snhbuk]

You dont like it whem the jokes on you do you?

[bigtank2008]

TWOC? Taking Without Owners Con-cent......... typical scally's

[CrippledHoboFH]

This chav must have evolved differently from the others, and learned how use a computer for something other than browsing for porn and buying Jack Wills Gilets online.

That old women from the retirement home is asking for her camera back by the way.

[boburnhamsucks123]

My fellow E. Port twockerz, don't get down about these uneducated twats trying taint the name of our little haven. We love it here, fuck the haters, E. Port all the way...twok twok twok!!!

[07reklaw]

@boburnhamsucks123

I think we should have trips to Ellesmere Port for people who are feeling depressed or ugly!

Because after a visit here you will feel so good about yourself!....Never seen so many in tracksuit bottoms and trainers, and they are just the older people..It's just a northern smelly town with no character...

[mortylad]

@07reklaw ahhh you fuckin little geek , get your fuckin head kicked in if you tried talkin shit to peoples faces you faggot

[07reklaw]

@mortylad

Why are you being so violent?. I am very well educated and was born in the Groves in Whitby Ellesmere port..I left Ellesmere port about 10 Years ago and currently run a Thai Kick Boxing School in Thailand...I have returned a couple of times to Ellesmere port to visit friends and to be honest I am ashamed to tell anybody that I came from Ellesmere port, I always say I am from Liverpool, and as you know SCOUSERS are loved all over the world..So come on Mortylad get a life..

[danny5763]

@07reklaw youre not a scouser tho. so youre embarassing

[Nannyfrank]

from ellesmere port hahaha love it !!

[tonilou77]

n.

Nonsense; tomfoolery.

A hoax.

A gentle satirical imitation; a light parody.

tr.v., spoofed, spoof·ing, spoofs.

To deceive.

To do a spoof of; satirize gently.

[After Spoof, name of a game invented by Arthur Roberts (1852-1933), British comedian.]

for those who cant quite grasp what this advert is....

[thisisphilful]

Why are some ppl taking it like its a dig at them, they are having a laugh. Its not meant to be serious for 1 second. Ffs its a spoof take on the visit california add nothing more and nothing less!

[Kermitthefrogish]

@thisisphilful I know this but it has given the Chester snobby wankers another opportunity to take a pop at the Port!!!

[keito222]

@thisisphilful well said m8 :)

[magicmanap123]

gotta have a laugh about the port :)

LIKE LIKE LIKE

[85throwdown]

Keito

[85throwdown]

typical fucking students get some fucking clearasil

[keito222]

@85throwdown i feel sorry 4 ppl like u,, it must be hard not bein able to afford soap so dnt kno y u askin ppl to 'get clearasel' haaha get a life, a sence of humour n get laid..... if thats even possible 4 someone like u... am not 2 sure haaha :)

[valojosh]

@85throwdown

ooooh student resentment! ...so where is it you work? Macdonalds? CarpetRight? T.J. Hughes??

[Debi266]

Come on guy's, look at the video for what it is, a college project which has been put together by media students who looked at the area they live in and decided to do something different. I have lived in the Port for 40 years and I think the video is funny, it is a spoof advert, look at in relation to the California advert then make a comment

[danny5763]

@Debi266 its pretty shit tho really...ifff elllesssmmeerree pooorrttt is your kind of retreat. what a tit

[sammyaston]

You want till were out next!!! hahahaha

[TheEimaj]

shit hole!

[skelmlad]

I would be fuckin gutted if i was from there

[sanandbaz]

CHESTER HAS OVER 2000 YEARS OF HISTORY, THE WALLS, THE AMPHITHEATRE, THE CATHEDRAL, GROSVENOR PARK, RIVER DEE ETC, THE PORT HAS THE PORT HAS AN OIL REFINERY, THE STOCK "X"CHANGE , AND A MACCY D'S, AND WHO SAYS CRIME DOES'NT PAY LOL LOL LOL

[07reklaw]

@sanandbaz

I agree with you that chester is a nice place full of history, but the people don't have a sense of humour and they are a bit slow...

[OoBiGsHoToO]

@07reklaw I concur

[07reklaw]

@sanandbaz

You are correct even though chester people are a bit strange,your city is very nice...

[sanandbaz]

@07reklaw just because we dont think we are scouse and we dont all sign on, does'nt make us strange.

[07reklaw]

@sanandbaz

I am sorry this was not meant to insult Chester people....I think the proximity to Wales has had an effect on the chester character..i.e. Slow witted and rather mean. I have looked to see if any famous people have come from Chester, only found one a Gypsy called Collins who started a travelling fair. But to be fair Chester is only a village with a very poor standard university. Although I am not from Liverpool I would have to say that it has lots of famous people and a great uni..

[danny5763]

@07reklaw michael owen? ha

[Stellur]

just shows how ashamed I am to live here ;) funny but true

[RM250UK]

sendin mad roy around now to bum you

[RM250UK]

mad  roy shags crack ed kev

[boltAWSOMESTfan]

I LIVE HERE WHOOOO

[RM250UK]

why have you just watched this this is fucking wank!

[keito222]

@RM250UK because we wanted to rub it in ur facee that ur family cnt afford a tv licence :)

[RM250UK]

WANK VIDEO DONT BOTHER WATCHING WATCH BIRKENHEAD STOMPER INSTEAD

[keito222]

@RM250UK ur an ellesmere port wopper :)

[GamingWithStatoke]

I'm from Ellesmere Port and I am nothing like that.

[sanandbaz]

@GamingWithStatoke if you are from the port its cos your mum and dad did'nt work hard enough to get in chester lol !!!!

[RM250UK]

@sanandbaz

your a pakie cunt!

[sanandbaz]

@RM250UK i am white ya plcky scouser!!

[RM250UK]

@sanandbaz

im yellow

[sanandbaz]

@RM250UK YOUR YELLOW COS YOUR JAUNDICE YOU SMACK RAT PLACKY SCOUSE PORT SCUM

[sanandbaz]

@RM250UK HOW DOES IT FEEL PUTTIN YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET AND ONLY FEELIN YOUR LEG, YOU DIRTY STANNEY TWAT.

[keito222]

@RM250UK go n get ur self tested u aids ridden plakkie scouse wanna be ur the feses of human kind go look it up in the dictionary u thick uneducated twat :)

[boburnhamsucks123]

@keito222 Who the fuck are you? Fucking prick. You call us "uneducated" after calling us "the feses of the human kind". Anyone with an education will know how to spell feces, thus me being able to spell it correctly and you not being able to spell it correctly. If you need help understanding what i just said, just copy and paste it into google translate: English to Uneducated fat whopper. Then it should present it to you in a way your simple mind can comprehend. Your mum is a heroin addict.

[keito222]

@boburnhamsucks123 I feel sorry for u that u felt the need to go look it up in a dictionary u wart encrusted pile of herpies u need to go n get a sence of humour coz the ad is quite clearly funni n uv clearly never got past gcse n level2 coz ur usin words like 'whopper' to insult people n speak 4 yaself tubby, n that last bit makes me laugh coz it sounds like ur twelve or sometn for ur info, most of them ppl in that ad were from the port anyway dickhead haahaha muppet :)

[boburnhamsucks123]

@keito222 I never said the video wasn't funny you fucking cancer victim. And you're right, i haven't got past my GCSE's as i am in year 11 and am doing them now. The video doesn't offend me, and anyone who is offended by the video is a pussy. But, when someone (you) starts talking smack about the Port when you probably live in a shit hole makes me wonder, who the fuck is this cunt?

[keito222]

@boburnhamsucks123 haaha oh yeah,, so thats why uv been kikkin off all over here then yeh ya fat little virgin of course it doesnt offend ya sorry my mistake u dirty little smak rat n tbh it shows jus how un-edcuated and sikk u are when u insult ppl by callin them a 'cancer victim' thats disgustin u dirty little imbred,, thousands of ppl die from stuff like that n it proves what that vid says bout port ppl,, n u must feel like ur goin on holiday anywhere u go away frm ur trampy little hovel :)

[keito222]

@RM250UK go n get ur self tested u aids ridden plakkie scouse wanna be, ur the feses of human kind go look it up in the dictionary u thick uneducated twat :)

[valojosh]

@GamingWithStatoke

Apart from your failure to grasp simple social concepts

EVER HEARD OF A STEREOTYPE, GENIUS?

[07reklaw]

@GamingWithStatoke

You only think your not!

[GamingWithStatoke]

@07reklaw But I'm not, I am not a chav and I don;t have a child. I would probably fit into the social group of skater, emo or nerd.

[RM250UK]

MAD ROY LEGEND OF THE PORT WANTS THIS VIDEO DELETED MAD ROY LEGEND OF THE PORT WANTS THIS VIDEO DELETED MAD ROY LEGEND OF THE PORT WANTS THIS VIDEO DELETED MAD ROY LEGEND OF THE PORT WANTS THIS VIDEO DELETED MAD ROY LEGEND OF THE PORT WANTS THIS VIDEO DELETED MAD ROY LEGEND OF THE PORT WANTS THIS VIDEO DELETED MAD ROY LEGEND OF THE PORT WANTS THIS VIDEO DELETED

[keito222]

@RM250UK wow u cn copy what people right on a piece of paper but can u right ur own fukkin name?? spell 't-r-a-m-p' :)

[sanandbaz]

i live in chester and ellesmere port is like the tramps who live next door, only good thing about it is the chips and chicken curry from tommy tuckers in the market!!!

[GamingWithStatoke]

@sanandbaz Thats a little harsh don't you think

[mortylad]

@sanandbaz chester faggot you try calling me a tramp..... ... get a grip you little whopper

[sanandbaz]

@mortylad go and buy your self a whopper ya fuckin placky scouse twat, your doles due this week, go and take ya mum to the dogs ya fuckin runt, how does it feel puttin your hand in your pocket and only feelin ya leg!!

[phildperv69]

Aw come on these students ain't really from the port , each one of them has two eyes & not a webbed finger in sight

[aquapiranha]

Haha! Many a true word said in jest.... I come from the Wirral and have to agree with most comments about the port. I used to avoid it at all costs! Truly a dive of epic proportions, the populace consists of bone idle dole rats and chavs. Must be something in the air from stanlow...

[boburnhamsucks123]

@aquapiranha Fucking get a grip, the Port is a beacon of light shining down upon us. You'd be lucky to live here you heroin addict. Without us, we wouldn't have John Prescott, or Lee Latchford-Evans. Go suck yer mum ya fannywart.

[keito222]

@boburnhamsucks123 haaahaahaa,,, u muppet,,, sort ur head out m8 n get a grip of ur fukkin sence of humour u deformed pile of crap.... the only good thing about the port is asda n thats only coz its cheap coz u cnt afford tescos,,, the only light shinin dwn upon u is the fukkin cops that fly round there lookin 4 ppl like u. Go shove needles in ur arm u fukkin fanny n who the fukk is lee latchford evans?? n john prescott looks like ur mum :)

[sanandbaz]

@keito222 lol, to true fella

[07reklaw]

@boburnhamsucks123

Beacon of shining light .Is that the flame sending toxins into the air?

[SamBay91]

well in jay mate :) need to one about sunny runcorn next :P

[threesim]

lol nicely done

[aimeebarry]

I live in Ellesmere Port and I completely agree with this, it is hilarious!!! The guys who did this are legends!

[Motomixer88]

This is ellesmere port all over haha great !!!!!

[Motomixer88]

This is funny its just like the port never mind ppl groaning about it this is ellesmere port haha

[Kermitthefrogish]

Sorry but I actually find this insulting, I know its just a bit of fun!! but I come from E Port and I think this paints a horrid picture of the town, that its full of chavs and single mums pushing prams!! it is not!!! I am proud to be from the E Port area and this just paints a picture that is so wrong!! shame on these students for doing this if they are from the port!!!

[whitemencantfunk1]

@Kermitthefrogish

It is full of chavs and single mums pushing prams. Get your head out of your pooper and smell the air (or chemicals from shell). How on gods earth can you be proud to be from E port, its an absolute dive and 90% of the people there should be sterilized.

[Kermitthefrogish]

@whitemencantfunk1 Because it is not like this! there are awful places in the port like any other town, even Chester has its cess pits!! the Wirral has parts of Birkenhead that you would not set foot in!! every town has rubbish, but all this video has done is make people see one side of the place! believe me the outskirts of the town are nice where I am from, nice houses, nice people and its alright! So sorry if my head is up my arse but thats the way I feel and I am entitled to an opinion

[SamBay91]

@Kermitthefrogish come on mate its just a school project, tbh its not California is it?

[andeeeh]

@Kermitthefrogish lighten up!

[jimmysnailshoes]

If it's supposed to be like the california ad then it should be one behind you thick students

[corless1993]

that media class must be shit its fucking terrible

[wuda8]

Who is the seduction girl?? omg!!

[mizsub]

funny stuf :o)

[JezzaBeatz]

Lol that is funnyyy :D

Good JOB =]

~ Jezza

[themusicbod]

Ellesmere Port is a magnificent place, the Boat museum, Big Bill's Bikes, Gregg's Pie Shop....the list is without beginning. You do injustice to this town, populated by some of the finest people of the North. Ring out those Ellesmere Bells for one and all to enjoy !

[keito222]

@themusicbod go n get a girlfriend u virgin :)

[scambidextrous]

@themusicbod Your comment, including "the list is without beginning", has been partially quoted in Ellesmere Port's local rag as being in defence of the town! I guess you have to have a sarcasm bypass to work for the Pioneer.

It's on the web at TinyUrl 4usvmp8 (YouTube won't let me post the whole URL).

[LittleMonsterBubble]

ha just saw this on the news and decided to watch LOL

[stemoneymonkey]

shit

[snhbuk]

Why not tackle a real issue, like the air pollution in the town?

[SkaManiac420]

Lol'd so hard

[imnotdointhat]

hahaha tibbsyyyy monnnn!!

[hellsangel1994]

haha you missed out the celebs. such as madroy hahaha

[tibbspaul]

Lets Try and hit 20,000!!

[roversjeff]

This reminds me of my visit to Burnley!!!

[suziemroberts1]

and i was interviewed lol 

[spratt515]

Fabulous, very clever and funny. Well done guys !!!

[bartleyboy519]

E port LOL

[07reklaw]

I think the video depicts Ellesmere Port to a tee! Also it's twinned with Neston.Thats a place full of strange people as well.

[valojosh]

@07reklaw

Neston's a bloody tremendous, picturesque little place full of delightful people! You're the strange one ;)

[mortylad]

ahhh least we not A. chester whoppers or B. Neston imbreds. ..

[valojosh]

@mortylad

What does the 'im' in 'imbreeding' mean, mortylad?

[mortylad]

@valojosh yu fuckin little geek you meet me and fuckin get cheeky little rat

[timgardner69]

Just seen on BBC News....Classic !!! Oscars all round :0

If you take this seriously then STOP WATCHING & go & sky plus dancing on ice or some other inane prog!

[t075iana]

Thumbs up if you came here after watching North West Tonight.

[Emogal1991]

lol yeah that sounds about right lol

[bazschofield]

Wicked , If you cant take the piss out of yourselves who can you take it out of ! lol

[DonTommassino]

Haha nice 1

[FA1LTAGE]

BBC not funny

[robbokris64]

Ha ha this is a pretty good spoof.

This was just featured on North West Tonight.

[HaVeAgOhErO2]

Same saw it on bbc :D

[ianjamo]

Crap



[lyricalken1]

The worst story on bbc news ever

[TVZ1]

Ha. Great.

[jbotxxx3]

lol i just saw this on bbc news

[PrOxExplosiive]

every one plzz subscribe to him and watch his older videos thank you

[PrOxExplosiive]

Nice work Bro good luck on tv

[davaw1]

I think everyone in Ellsemere Port have been turned into wrongins by the fumes that have polluted the air coming out of all the chemicals plants, alot of the people down them ways look like they starred in the movie Wrong Turn =]

[mortylad]

@davaw1 ahhh yu fukin gimp

[jegthepeg]

Ellesmere Port for European Capital of Culture 2012

[bigdunk1985]

ha ha love it

[dannielovesyoulong]

hehehe i live in the port, sooo true :P

[07reklaw]

Thank god I do not live in Britain!

[t075iana]

@07reklaw This does not apply to the whole of Britain. Or Ellesmere Port really, as it's just a SPOOF (parody or whatever you want to call it) of the California advert. They did it for their course at College. If you think that the whole of Britain is like this, you need to travel more.

[07reklaw]

They didn't show the market.....That's a classy place! Do you want chips with your chips?

[umpalumpa2oo7]

Superb!

[wickedg1zz]

yeah man! e port massive all the way haha! good on ya jay mate!

[thisisphilful]

Funny

[anxresi]

This could not not just apply to Ellesmere Port, but also to the whole of Britain..

[07reklaw]

@anxresi The whole of Britain, I don't think so. You should travel more!

[t075iana]

@anxresi The whole of Britain? Get your facts right and travel more.

[anxresi]

@t075iana Every heard of a joke? I was pretending to be a Daily Mail reader. Oh and P.S , you said pretty much verbatim what the other guy said. So what was the point in your comment?! Answer NONE!! :P

[MickeysHits]

Too true

[englishscum1]

class



[MissShana09]

is that Ellis in it? :)

[deemillerboys]

great vid and gets the point across. as its a spoof it is funny.

[MissShana09]

wow this really is a great video, i love the humor . Id love to create something as good as this in my college course :)

[kaaylee2008]

Fucking Funny!!!!!! Hahahaha oh god ellesmere port well looks good im so glad i live her!!!!! im a baby maker... JOKES.