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  • Hahahahahah I love this!!! :D

  • My wife took a test one day for her pregnancy

    She said congratulations, she said the dad was me

    But I think she lied to me, it all seemed kind of shady

    Coz when the kid came out he looked just like Wayne Brady

  • drew carey lol more then anybody on the show

  • Ryan is always so excited for a good ole' hoedown.

  • LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!

    LOVE RYAN STILES!

  • RYAN STYLES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!!

  • My woman took a pregnancy test not too long ago

    I couldn't sleep the night before, wondering what it'd show

    The results were a surprise to me, it really was a kerfuffle

    It turns out that she peed on my iPod Shuffle

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  • This girl and I were dating, we fucked like bunnies

    you all may think i am god I hope this one is funny

    Turns out i got her pregnant so i looked her in the eye

    Told her that i loved her as i slid the hanger up her thigh

  • 1:40 the look on his face after 'sperm'. so priceless :P

  • My lady friend got pregnant, it is just the pits

    Because as you see, I really hate kids

    She says she wants to keep it, but I have a hunch

    This will all go away soon, with just one falcon punch

  • "Somewhat makes me nervous

    someone bring me towels

    'Cause when I just went "GRRR!"

    I emptied all my bowels!"

    --Ryan Stiles who is somehow pumped for a Hoedown.

  • I remember when she took a Pregnancy Test

    She got the test strip, you know the rest

    Forty years later, there isn't much to give

    Because my wife ended up Drew Cary positive!

  • I found out I was pregnant and I'm really scared.

    It's nothing personal, I'm just parental-skills-impaired.

    I don't know what I'll do, but I will take one action.

    I'll kick my boyfriend's ass cuz he didn't use protection.

  • The only problem with this hoedown is, they didn't pan Drew's camera left a little more. There was a real hottie in a red sweater.

  • i love how collin pretended he was a chick!!!!<3

  • Little Wayne.... lolz.

  • For someone who hates doing hoedowns Ryan sure did seem excited when he ran up there. lol

  • @uome20bukz ..It's sarcasm hahah

  • "here's a little Wayne" LOLOLOL

    if you listen closely, colins so loud he has an echo!!

    GRRRR!

  • A Lil Wayne omg Wayne was so funny with his last verse

  • If the test is negative,

    I will make sure she doesn't feel too low,

    But if that shit is positive,

    I'm off to mexico!

  • lmfao ryan was sooo pumped for that hoedown. his verse made me laugh soooo hard. GO RYAN :)

  • ryan looks pumped at the begining are my eyes decieving me or was he looking forward to a hoedown?!?!?!?

  • @freakyandsqueaky

    I... I think... I think he did... How the hell did that happen?

  • I love how Colin dreadfully got on stage upon the announcement of hoedown.

  • COLIN AND RYAN FTW!!!

  • @the238revolution TROLOLLOL I actully went searching for your comment coz of the two below me | \/ haha xD

  • hahaha pause at 0:24

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  • My girlfriend and I, We enjoy alittle fun.

    She gets me excited till im almost done.

    The thing that turns me off. The thing that makes me wild.

    The last thing she screams is "OH YA RYAN STILES!"

  • My girlfriend is pregnant, I'm afraid that's true

    I very nearly killed her when that little stick turned blue.

    And soon I'll be a father, which will be a massive chore

    If only she had let me instead use her back door!

  • GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

    

  • Hahahaha Ryan being sarcastic and jumping up to do the hoedown!

  • This is the worst day of my Horrible Life

    I found out that I'm pregnant, that ain't right

    My Life is over, & I Am Really Screwed

    The Worst part of all this is, I'M A FUCKING DUDE!

  • Last night she was having violent mood swings

    She said get ur ass over here and stop playing with this ur ding

    He was do busy playing the song seven by Vagiant

    Why the hell did Michale Cole fuck Miz with his vagina

  • Welcome to Hogwarts where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

  • Apparently she had stomach pains, after a talk show.

    We took her to the doctor, boy was it a blow.

    Apparently she's pregnant, right now she has a fever.

    Shit, you guessed it, I am Justin Bieber.

  • I am 100% convinced that if all of the commenters on these videos got together, they'd have epic hoedown sessions. xD

  • @crappy4478 yeah he used that in the children one

  • so that's who's to blame for Lil Wayne.

  • I just had a baby

    the birth went quite well

    It was easy and calm as the nurse could clearly tell

    I didnt even lose my hat until the baby came out black.

  • Im really upset, Ive been using my dick,

    I got my girl pregnant, I think i am a prick,

    If I used protection, I would be more eager,

    But we just released to the world, another Justin Bieber

  • I took a pregnancy test and I'm due to have a baby

    If you ask me whose it is I'll say my husband's, maybe.

    My baby and I will have a strange life before us

    Because I got pregnant from looking at a picture of Chuck Norris.

  • GRRRRRRR!!!!!

  • my wife took a pregnancy test, just for the kicks.

    it came positive, three blue sticks.

    it thrilled everyone, everyone excepting me,

    because its been seven years since my vasectomy.

    i think ryan may have used that last line in a hoedown. anyone know?

  • Damn!! it's like almost everything in youtube in ~Whose line~ is from 12medbe. 12medbe you're a god.. tnx for all this videos.. :)

  • Oh my god I love Ryan's!!!!!! XD

  • my wife and i just took a sressful test

    after it said yes i knew the baby was possesed

    why did i do this it makes me wanna cry

    but ill be screaming when the devils between her thighs

  • Drew's laugh is contagious. 

  • my wife and I was fucking

    Suddenly a sound

    and we were both in shock when we discovered what we´ve found

    whilst we had been humping, a sneaky little thing

    had crawled up under our bed and it was called the Thing

  • Colin echoes :D

  • I think that was one of Ryan's best

  • Hey folks, 'pregnant' is spelled with an A. >.<

  • the users posting their own hoe-downs are awesome!! keep em coming. hilarious stuff XD

  • @threewishes88 hey some are great but some are stupid and almost all of them don't rhyme the rhymes make them hard to make up and fun to hear

  • My girl is pregnent, and I am real happy.

    I jump, and laugh, a cry, and act really sappy.

    This is the best thing to happen in my life.

    Now all I have to do is break up with my wife!

  • Well my friend got pregnant and it really quite weird

    Yes I tell, its sort of really queer

    There are some things that I cant really explain

    What makes it even weirder is my friend is wayne

  • 8 people went grrr and emptied all there bowels

  • @tmac6689 Noo... It's Greg Proops. This was a loong while backk.

  • So I'm gonna guess that Wayne Brady is the father of the world's currently most famous rapper, lol

  • I saw this lady crying, she sobbed like nothing else

    I went over to hug her because of how bad I felt

    She was crying really hard over the baby that she carried

    I cried with her when she said that the father was Drew Carey

  • @the238revolution I actually think that the ones people came up with in the comments are better than the ones that they came up with on Whose Line. Not their best showing of Hoedown.

  • @the238revolution Epic, just epic. You sir deserve a medal or something. :P

  • @the238revolution : Cant stop laughing...

  • is that WHATTHEBUCK??

  • @tmac6689 This question makes me sad.

  • @tmac6689 ...No.

  • "Here's a Lil' Wayne."

    Dear God...

  • I hate how Drew repeats what he says like 5 times.

    Dude, we heard you the first time...

  • My wife came up to me said she was pregnant

    My head felt like it was stepped on by an elephant

    She looked at me and said everything's gonna be ok

    Now is when I wonder why didn't I turn out gay

  • GRRR!!!!! haha i love Ryan

  • Next time spell pregnancy right.

  • 10 minutes ago I was going to be late for work unless I left right then....

    when will I learn that I can never just watch 1 hoedown?!?!

  • My wife had birth, just the other day

    it was the weirdest thing i must say

    the weirdest thing about it, it was a farce

    the weirdest thing about the birth, was the placenta spewing out the arse.

  • My girl has just taken a preganacy test it better come up clear

    if it dosent the payments will be dear

    i guess i could marry her, make her my wife

    seems like ive just fucked up my life

  • I told my parents that I had something on my chest.

    Told them that I was postive on my pregnancy test.

    After my mom screamed, my dad asked me "Why?!"

    I said "I asked the same thing since I am a guy".

  • GRRRRRR!! = Emptied bowels.

    xD

  • It just makes me go GRRRRRR!!!!

  • I had to buy a pregnancy test

    That wasn't a lot of fun

    When taking this test I have to make number one

    And as I left the store, I felt really yuck

    Especially when the store clerk yelled out the door, "Good luck!"

  • when we did it, he put all of the cream,

    it was so delicious when i licked it off of him

    it wasn't a good result when i knew that i'm knocked up,

    when they ask "is it true?" all i said was YUP.

  • I didn't know what to do I thought that I should lie

    Cuz if I told my parents I thought that I would die

    They looked really pale so I thought they needed a rest

    I thought they were gonna pass out when I showed them my pregnancy test

  • @1:25 thats where lil wayne got his name

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  • I was at the doctors and boy was it a bother,

    When the doc looked at me and said i was the father,

    Now what he said really put my head in a fog,

    Because i was at the vet for a checkup with my dog.

  • @GrillzTM oooooooooooooh shit, dude, owch

  • In the last few weeks I put on alot of wieght.

    I took a pregnancy test and the result wasn't great.

    I can't believe it was positive I can't believe that is true.

    How do I tell my wife that my real name is not Drew.

  • I sat here with a pregnancy test and I was very nervous

    Its unfair 'cause I was just giving the boy a service

    It turned out positive, oh what have I done

    It's made all the worse with the fact that I'm a nun

  • it's funny that Ryan said he shit himself because when he said GRRR... it's looks like that what he was doing

  • My boyfriend dumped me, just the other day,

    He found out I was in the family way,

    I guess it's just as well; I doubt he'd take me back--

    When I deliver and the baby comes out black.

  • ha ha

  • to be fair, ryan has alot of time to think.. If he was first, i dont think it would be as good as it is now!

  • thank you for a nation that wont find and kill you for a comment like "the president doesnt matter" :)

    GRRR!!

  • I can't stop thinking about Lil Wayne after Wayne's verse!

  • @JoeLaTurkeyIII yea me too >:<

  • Ryan's a beast, plain and simple

  • Wayne is awesome. 

  • My man and I tried for a child and finally did,

    I was so happy I was gonna have a kid,

    I birthed an ugly girl screaching, whaling like a lemur,

    She pissed me off and annoyed me so I named her Justin Beiber

  • @Keeby12 nice =D

  • @firefly93321,

    Thank you. I look to my own tortured life for exceptional inspiration... O_O

  • my girlfriend says she pregnant, i dont know how to react

    so much for having my life in tact

    now that i think of it, how can this be,

    ever since i had a vasectomy

  • You have to wonder how the musicians keep from laughing.

  • I found out I was pregnant, at first I was really happy,

    But Then I found out something that was really crappy,

    What I told my boyfriend really drove him crazy,

    Cuz we found out that it ain't his baby XD

    yeah lol I fail! XD

  • After I got freaky, I felt strange,

    I took a test to see if there's change.

    It said I'm with child, oh well,

    Wait I'm a dude, what the hell!!!

  • i love Drew's laugh!! XD

  • Anyone else hear an echo when Colin starts singing?

  • -Three days later-

    Uhm... I'm still here...waiting....

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  • its wierd whenever there singing there in order from least to best...

  • Grr!

  • ryan hates the hoedowns but yet he was the first to be rdy to perform in this lol

  • me and my lover took the hpt

    when it said yes we both did scream

    how is this possible please tell me then

    how can you be pregnant when we are both men

  • @wasupdog4 !!!!!! *That gets a standing O!*

  • @12Medbe

    Is that ur voice at 2:25 to 2:30?

  • @V3nic3Qu33n I can answer that... no xP

  • @wasupdog4 lol thats good but these guys came up with it off the top of their head. :o

  • @Snuffled as did I

  • @wasupdog4 why does he hate hoedowns so much?

  • @magicllydelicious he probably finds them annoying and he never gets to sit at the desk instead

  • @wasupdog4 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000 POINT

  • @wasupdog4 awesome!

  • @wasupdog4 that is creepy

  • @wasupdog4 a hoedown tht is actuallu good! ;D!

  • @wasupdog4 that actually means the one who pissed has testicular cancer. Look it up :p

  • @wasupdog4 1000 points to wasupdog4

  • oh no wayne wasnt first!

  • I love my girlfriend because she so freaky in the bed

    every morning i wake up to that beutiful head

    We always used protection, i thought it would be fine!

    Until she showed me her test and then told me the baby is not mine!

  • Of course if they were in Britain and Drew had said to a British audience

    "The Prime Minister doesn't matter."

    He'd have been cheered. Mind you if he'd said to a British audience

    The President doesn't matter."

    He'd have been cheered for that as well because the Brits aren't as patriotic as the Americans.

  • Drew, did you find that funny?

  • lol Colin making it up as he goes :p

  • @EvilHikaru almost have to cause if you come up with one before its your turn someone else is almost guaranteed to take it

  • When was this show? Who was president at the time? (I'm guessing Bush...)

  • i think ryan is hot!!!!!!

  • @dramaq3651 Your not the only one, lol. :D

  • @dramaq3651 agreed! 

  • because it took place upon... a helicopter

    i dont know why but i REALLY laughed at that hahahah

  • ...just like the president... thumbs up for that one

  • (Drew) Doesn't matter. Just like the President.

    *gasp* *oooh*

    ....

    (Drew) ....umm.....HOEDOWN!!

    *yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!*

  • has Ryan ever actually won at least 1 game of whose line?

  • @Mekapix2 no because they want to make him do the hoedown. they like to make him suffer. which is ok with us because he rocks at them.

  • @baihley no they did have him win a few of them but theres only 1 where hes not doing the hoedown its the affair hoedown

  • @baihley he did win once

  • @baihley That's not true. He did win one game so he didn't have to do a hoedown. the only time he never had to do one though. You can see it here on youtube. It's called the Ryan-less hoedown.

  • @BOWIEGIRL30 they did a do over on that though....watch when colin goes and you can see ryans maroon shirt in his song before chip goes

  • @Mekapix2

    yes he did win one look up ryanless hoedown

  • I luv hoedowns

  • My girlfriend is pregnent and that sent me for a whirl

    Now all that i can think about is it a boy or girl

    when she finally had the baby it looked kinda scary

    Because when the baby came out it looked like Drew Carry

  • ha colin is so off beat in this one its funny to watch lol

  • When my girlfriend said "I'm pregnant", it gave me such a chill.

    We used condoms, IUD's, and she was on the pill.

    The chances of conception were so very, very teenie.

    That baby's gonna come out looking like Harry Houdini.

  • My girlfriend got pregnant about a year ago

    But there's something that you all should know

    I am not the least bit stressed, no I am not bothered

    'Cause we went on Maury and he said "You're NOT the father!"

  • i'm wondering, i know there was an episode of the drew carey show where he, ryan, and the gang all had a dance off after their movie theater got rid of rocky horror as the midnight movie, do they make any references to the movie in any of the episodes? if so someone please send me a link. i was just curious.

  • I don't know if they do but yes Ryan was running around in a corset in the origanl clip owo;;

  • Does Colin's voice echo?

  • nah, its actually very clever AND makes sense.

    The whirlybird, got the sperm.

    The early bird, got the worm.

  • @pangodango i agree with iGrowlnvmbite, Colin's Hoedowns are the best and it's very clever

  • GRRR.LOL FAVORITE PART!xD

  • Well, at least his screen name makes sense.

  • it's wierd how Ryan hates hoedowns so much yet he's probably the best

  • totally agree

  • @biker9476 He's very good but I think Chip is probably the best at hoedowns.

  • @biker9476 agreed,

    its almost ironic

  • @biker9476 why does he hate them

  • @LittLeBaRbiEx0 Because they do about 4 every show

  • @biker9476 either him or Colin

  • @biker9476 lol maybe tats why he hates them so much

  • @biker9476 lol maybe thats why he hates them so much

  • I'm not sure I like how it feels with the guitar behind it ... I just think it feels too heavy

  • ...GRRRR. xD