@the238revolution I actually think that the ones people came up with in the comments are better than the ones that they came up with on Whose Line. Not their best showing of Hoedown.
@baihley That's not true. He did win one game so he didn't have to do a hoedown. the only time he never had to do one though. You can see it here on youtube. It's called the Ryan-less hoedown.
i'm wondering, i know there was an episode of the drew carey show where he, ryan, and the gang all had a dance off after their movie theater got rid of rocky horror as the midnight movie, do they make any references to the movie in any of the episodes? if so someone please send me a link. i was just curious.
Hahahahahah I love this!!! :D
giftedshame101 1 day ago
My wife took a test one day for her pregnancy
She said congratulations, she said the dad was me
But I think she lied to me, it all seemed kind of shady
Coz when the kid came out he looked just like Wayne Brady
JerichoDitch2 2 days ago
drew carey lol more then anybody on the show
MrJ0mmy 2 days ago
Ryan is always so excited for a good ole' hoedown.
aceman22aceman22 3 days ago
LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE RYAN STILES!
Wisher221 3 days ago in playlist Really Good Hoedowns!
RYAN STYLES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!!
frogskinshoelace 1 week ago
My woman took a pregnancy test not too long ago
I couldn't sleep the night before, wondering what it'd show
The results were a surprise to me, it really was a kerfuffle
It turns out that she peed on my iPod Shuffle
NopeImNotCool 1 week ago
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SmileInHD 4 days ago
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@NopeImNotCool
She peed on your iPod, man that really sucks.
But at least she's not pregnant, that saved you a few bucks.
I bet you are happy, I should expect as much.
How can you support a family if you can't even afford a Touch.
SmileInHD 4 days ago
This girl and I were dating, we fucked like bunnies
you all may think i am god I hope this one is funny
Turns out i got her pregnant so i looked her in the eye
Told her that i loved her as i slid the hanger up her thigh
CanadianCid 1 week ago
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Im really tired about all these annoying posts
Why would you post something that happens to suck the most
They dont even ryme and and seem to be put together
So everyone fuck off and go suck on Justin Bieber.
bigb59100 2 weeks ago
1:40 the look on his face after 'sperm'. so priceless :P
sneijdertje10 3 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
My lady friend got pregnant, it is just the pits
Because as you see, I really hate kids
She says she wants to keep it, but I have a hunch
This will all go away soon, with just one falcon punch
Hesusio 3 weeks ago 3
"Somewhat makes me nervous
someone bring me towels
'Cause when I just went "GRRR!"
I emptied all my bowels!"
--Ryan Stiles who is somehow pumped for a Hoedown.
SSJRandomMaster 3 weeks ago 2
I remember when she took a Pregnancy Test
She got the test strip, you know the rest
Forty years later, there isn't much to give
Because my wife ended up Drew Cary positive!
TheLastLevel999 4 weeks ago
I found out I was pregnant and I'm really scared.
It's nothing personal, I'm just parental-skills-impaired.
I don't know what I'll do, but I will take one action.
I'll kick my boyfriend's ass cuz he didn't use protection.
smiletimes3 1 month ago 7
The only problem with this hoedown is, they didn't pan Drew's camera left a little more. There was a real hottie in a red sweater.
oldfart387 1 month ago
i love how collin pretended he was a chick!!!!<3
smashingoodful 1 month ago
Little Wayne.... lolz.
nicolelectric 1 month ago
For someone who hates doing hoedowns Ryan sure did seem excited when he ran up there. lol
uome20bukz 2 months ago
@uome20bukz ..It's sarcasm hahah
nicolelectric 1 month ago
"here's a little Wayne" LOLOLOL
if you listen closely, colins so loud he has an echo!!
GRRRR!
HanoNano13 2 months ago
A Lil Wayne omg Wayne was so funny with his last verse
AngelofEnduringLight 2 months ago
If the test is negative,
I will make sure she doesn't feel too low,
But if that shit is positive,
I'm off to mexico!
motrinman19 2 months ago 6
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i was driving way too fast on the texas border.
"pull your car over" was the ranger's order.
i recieved my ticket and left without a funk.
i'm glad he didn't see me smuggling 6 mexicans in my trunk.
Xbox360GamingNoobs 3 months ago
lmfao ryan was sooo pumped for that hoedown. his verse made me laugh soooo hard. GO RYAN :)
nazz8000 4 months ago
ryan looks pumped at the begining are my eyes decieving me or was he looking forward to a hoedown?!?!?!?
freakyandsqueaky 4 months ago in playlist Hoedowns
@freakyandsqueaky
I... I think... I think he did... How the hell did that happen?
Schazmen 4 months ago
I love how Colin dreadfully got on stage upon the announcement of hoedown.
harriereaper 4 months ago
COLIN AND RYAN FTW!!!
twilightfan42698 4 months ago
@the238revolution TROLOLLOL I actully went searching for your comment coz of the two below me | \/ haha xD
cassandra130 4 months ago
hahaha pause at 0:24
The11nova 5 months ago
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harryw742 5 months ago
My girlfriend and I, We enjoy alittle fun.
She gets me excited till im almost done.
The thing that turns me off. The thing that makes me wild.
The last thing she screams is "OH YA RYAN STILES!"
Moonrise514 5 months ago 3
My girlfriend is pregnant, I'm afraid that's true
I very nearly killed her when that little stick turned blue.
And soon I'll be a father, which will be a massive chore
If only she had let me instead use her back door!
bianchiisgod 5 months ago 3
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
ThePineappleMusic 5 months ago 4
Hahahaha Ryan being sarcastic and jumping up to do the hoedown!
AllThatStuff96 5 months ago
This is the worst day of my Horrible Life
I found out that I'm pregnant, that ain't right
My Life is over, & I Am Really Screwed
The Worst part of all this is, I'M A FUCKING DUDE!
CheeseReaper22 5 months ago 9
Last night she was having violent mood swings
She said get ur ass over here and stop playing with this ur ding
He was do busy playing the song seven by Vagiant
Why the hell did Michale Cole fuck Miz with his vagina
MIZTERAWSOME2011 5 months ago
Welcome to Hogwarts where everything is made up and the points don't matter.
Dustin2010james 6 months ago 2
Apparently she had stomach pains, after a talk show.
We took her to the doctor, boy was it a blow.
Apparently she's pregnant, right now she has a fever.
Shit, you guessed it, I am Justin Bieber.
DanceFerLyfe 6 months ago
I am 100% convinced that if all of the commenters on these videos got together, they'd have epic hoedown sessions. xD
kakashiwithoutmask 6 months ago 8
@crappy4478 yeah he used that in the children one
sokker03 6 months ago
so that's who's to blame for Lil Wayne.
CanadaMuthafukka 6 months ago
I just had a baby
the birth went quite well
It was easy and calm as the nurse could clearly tell
I didnt even lose my hat until the baby came out black.
briggitbro 6 months ago 3
Im really upset, Ive been using my dick,
I got my girl pregnant, I think i am a prick,
If I used protection, I would be more eager,
But we just released to the world, another Justin Bieber
TedKrusty 6 months ago 3
I took a pregnancy test and I'm due to have a baby
If you ask me whose it is I'll say my husband's, maybe.
My baby and I will have a strange life before us
Because I got pregnant from looking at a picture of Chuck Norris.
TCsoccer22 6 months ago 3
GRRRRRRR!!!!!
TCsoccer22 6 months ago
my wife took a pregnancy test, just for the kicks.
it came positive, three blue sticks.
it thrilled everyone, everyone excepting me,
because its been seven years since my vasectomy.
i think ryan may have used that last line in a hoedown. anyone know?
crappy4478 6 months ago 3
Damn!! it's like almost everything in youtube in ~Whose line~ is from 12medbe. 12medbe you're a god.. tnx for all this videos.. :)
duane309 6 months ago
Oh my god I love Ryan's!!!!!! XD
CamilleMorinozuka 6 months ago
my wife and i just took a sressful test
after it said yes i knew the baby was possesed
why did i do this it makes me wanna cry
but ill be screaming when the devils between her thighs
kevisdabomb69 6 months ago
Drew's laugh is contagious.
KingYaba 7 months ago
my wife and I was fucking
Suddenly a sound
and we were both in shock when we discovered what we´ve found
whilst we had been humping, a sneaky little thing
had crawled up under our bed and it was called the Thing
Ugleskjegg 7 months ago 2
Colin echoes :D
ittems 7 months ago
I think that was one of Ryan's best
jRent2011 7 months ago
Hey folks, 'pregnant' is spelled with an A. >.<
bombygriz 7 months ago 6
the users posting their own hoe-downs are awesome!! keep em coming. hilarious stuff XD
threewishes88 7 months ago
@threewishes88 hey some are great but some are stupid and almost all of them don't rhyme the rhymes make them hard to make up and fun to hear
Strikingmantis 7 months ago
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My girl is pregnent, and I am real happy.
I jump, and laugh, and cry, and act really sappy.
This is the best thing to happen in my life.
Now all I have to do is break up with my wife!
ElfenLied619 8 months ago
My girl is pregnent, and I am real happy.
I jump, and laugh, a cry, and act really sappy.
This is the best thing to happen in my life.
Now all I have to do is break up with my wife!
ElfenLied619 8 months ago 10
Well my friend got pregnant and it really quite weird
Yes I tell, its sort of really queer
There are some things that I cant really explain
What makes it even weirder is my friend is wayne
MrAndrewLB 8 months ago
8 people went grrr and emptied all there bowels
makaniolu808 8 months ago
@tmac6689 Noo... It's Greg Proops. This was a loong while backk.
brightlightsbloom 8 months ago
So I'm gonna guess that Wayne Brady is the father of the world's currently most famous rapper, lol
XavyWin7 8 months ago
I saw this lady crying, she sobbed like nothing else
I went over to hug her because of how bad I felt
She was crying really hard over the baby that she carried
I cried with her when she said that the father was Drew Carey
the238revolution 9 months ago 169
@the238revolution I actually think that the ones people came up with in the comments are better than the ones that they came up with on Whose Line. Not their best showing of Hoedown.
PyroWolfofEarth 9 months ago
@the238revolution Epic, just epic. You sir deserve a medal or something. :P
YeOldeGamer 5 months ago
@the238revolution : Cant stop laughing...
devilhascomeagain 4 months ago in playlist Whose Line Is It Anyway? - Hoedown
is that WHATTHEBUCK??
tmac6689 9 months ago
@tmac6689 This question makes me sad.
PinkKamenNinja 7 months ago
@tmac6689 ...No.
VioLynn0803 7 months ago
"Here's a Lil' Wayne."
Dear God...
HMachProductions 11 months ago 30
I hate how Drew repeats what he says like 5 times.
Dude, we heard you the first time...
KateM147 11 months ago
My wife came up to me said she was pregnant
My head felt like it was stepped on by an elephant
She looked at me and said everything's gonna be ok
Now is when I wonder why didn't I turn out gay
fingerstylefan 11 months ago 9
GRRR!!!!! haha i love Ryan
Andrewluver96 11 months ago 2
Next time spell pregnancy right.
Leishmaniasisably 11 months ago
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My wife and i we enjoy protected fun
One night we got drunk though and i had no rubber on
We had a full nights sex, and a condom i did lack
But can somebody please tell me how my baby came out black?
callumdude10 11 months ago 186
10 minutes ago I was going to be late for work unless I left right then....
when will I learn that I can never just watch 1 hoedown?!?!
natz351 11 months ago
My wife had birth, just the other day
it was the weirdest thing i must say
the weirdest thing about it, it was a farce
the weirdest thing about the birth, was the placenta spewing out the arse.
SuperPoisonoak 11 months ago
My girl has just taken a preganacy test it better come up clear
if it dosent the payments will be dear
i guess i could marry her, make her my wife
seems like ive just fucked up my life
dennerz1992 1 year ago
I told my parents that I had something on my chest.
Told them that I was postive on my pregnancy test.
After my mom screamed, my dad asked me "Why?!"
I said "I asked the same thing since I am a guy".
sefirosu666 1 year ago 5
GRRRRRR!! = Emptied bowels.
xD
Sakura8134 1 year ago
It just makes me go GRRRRRR!!!!
SoonToBeAwesome 1 year ago
I had to buy a pregnancy test
That wasn't a lot of fun
When taking this test I have to make number one
And as I left the store, I felt really yuck
Especially when the store clerk yelled out the door, "Good luck!"
iheartnewyorkbaby 1 year ago 7
when we did it, he put all of the cream,
it was so delicious when i licked it off of him
it wasn't a good result when i knew that i'm knocked up,
when they ask "is it true?" all i said was YUP.
jesspadzs32 1 year ago
I didn't know what to do I thought that I should lie
Cuz if I told my parents I thought that I would die
They looked really pale so I thought they needed a rest
I thought they were gonna pass out when I showed them my pregnancy test
NCISfan083 1 year ago
@1:25 thats where lil wayne got his name
officialrome 1 year ago
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officialrome 1 year ago
I was at the doctors and boy was it a bother,
When the doc looked at me and said i was the father,
Now what he said really put my head in a fog,
Because i was at the vet for a checkup with my dog.
GrillzTM 1 year ago 9
@GrillzTM oooooooooooooh shit, dude, owch
DairyBastardGOW1 1 year ago
In the last few weeks I put on alot of wieght.
I took a pregnancy test and the result wasn't great.
I can't believe it was positive I can't believe that is true.
How do I tell my wife that my real name is not Drew.
jamrfromanotherworld 1 year ago 5
I sat here with a pregnancy test and I was very nervous
Its unfair 'cause I was just giving the boy a service
It turned out positive, oh what have I done
It's made all the worse with the fact that I'm a nun
NayC13 1 year ago 14
it's funny that Ryan said he shit himself because when he said GRRR... it's looks like that what he was doing
JessicaHeartsCain 1 year ago 5
My boyfriend dumped me, just the other day,
He found out I was in the family way,
I guess it's just as well; I doubt he'd take me back--
When I deliver and the baby comes out black.
PiecesofEternity 1 year ago 13
ha ha
cliffrichardfan1995 1 year ago
to be fair, ryan has alot of time to think.. If he was first, i dont think it would be as good as it is now!
Screamo1818 1 year ago
thank you for a nation that wont find and kill you for a comment like "the president doesnt matter" :)
GRRR!!
horsieb19 1 year ago 5
I can't stop thinking about Lil Wayne after Wayne's verse!
JoeLaTurkeyIII 1 year ago
@JoeLaTurkeyIII yea me too >:<
MaMastoast 1 year ago
Ryan's a beast, plain and simple
staticflick17 1 year ago 3
Wayne is awesome.
Marsatheloveee 1 year ago 2
My man and I tried for a child and finally did,
I was so happy I was gonna have a kid,
I birthed an ugly girl screaching, whaling like a lemur,
She pissed me off and annoyed me so I named her Justin Beiber
Keeby12 1 year ago 17
@Keeby12 nice =D
firefly93321 1 year ago
@firefly93321,
Thank you. I look to my own tortured life for exceptional inspiration... O_O
Keeby12 1 year ago
my girlfriend says she pregnant, i dont know how to react
so much for having my life in tact
now that i think of it, how can this be,
ever since i had a vasectomy
Haggart9 1 year ago
You have to wonder how the musicians keep from laughing.
OgreProgrammer 1 year ago 3
I found out I was pregnant, at first I was really happy,
But Then I found out something that was really crappy,
What I told my boyfriend really drove him crazy,
Cuz we found out that it ain't his baby XD
yeah lol I fail! XD
shadowcrazy911 1 year ago 4
After I got freaky, I felt strange,
I took a test to see if there's change.
It said I'm with child, oh well,
Wait I'm a dude, what the hell!!!
scunythescou 1 year ago 5
i love Drew's laugh!! XD
AndyHurleysChicklet7 1 year ago
Anyone else hear an echo when Colin starts singing?
blahg8 1 year ago
-Three days later-
Uhm... I'm still here...waiting....
Gundo93 1 year ago
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SamSparkus 1 year ago
its wierd whenever there singing there in order from least to best...
Lkf11 1 year ago
Grr!
Hinatazuki 1 year ago
ryan hates the hoedowns but yet he was the first to be rdy to perform in this lol
diablo254 1 year ago
me and my lover took the hpt
when it said yes we both did scream
how is this possible please tell me then
how can you be pregnant when we are both men
wasupdog4 1 year ago 391
@wasupdog4 !!!!!! *That gets a standing O!*
12Medbe 1 year ago 138
@12Medbe
Is that ur voice at 2:25 to 2:30?
V3nic3Qu33n 11 months ago
@V3nic3Qu33n I can answer that... no xP
xRage10 11 months ago
@wasupdog4 lol thats good but these guys came up with it off the top of their head. :o
Snuffled 1 year ago
@Snuffled as did I
wasupdog4 1 year ago
@wasupdog4 why does he hate hoedowns so much?
magicllydelicious 1 year ago
@magicllydelicious he probably finds them annoying and he never gets to sit at the desk instead
wasupdog4 1 year ago
@wasupdog4 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 POINT
101barroso 1 year ago 3
@wasupdog4 awesome!
DecemberWinter23 1 year ago
@wasupdog4 that is creepy
jannukas59 1 year ago
@wasupdog4 a hoedown tht is actuallu good! ;D!
MRsHOKAGE1 1 year ago
@wasupdog4 that actually means the one who pissed has testicular cancer. Look it up :p
punxgr8 7 months ago
@wasupdog4 1000 points to wasupdog4
tittlez18 6 months ago
oh no wayne wasnt first!
Cormerious 1 year ago
I love my girlfriend because she so freaky in the bed
every morning i wake up to that beutiful head
We always used protection, i thought it would be fine!
Until she showed me her test and then told me the baby is not mine!
migmo987 1 year ago 2
Of course if they were in Britain and Drew had said to a British audience
"The Prime Minister doesn't matter."
He'd have been cheered. Mind you if he'd said to a British audience
The President doesn't matter."
He'd have been cheered for that as well because the Brits aren't as patriotic as the Americans.
Ansuzie 1 year ago 5
Drew, did you find that funny?
taffygirlz 1 year ago 2
lol Colin making it up as he goes :p
EvilHikaru 1 year ago
@EvilHikaru almost have to cause if you come up with one before its your turn someone else is almost guaranteed to take it
Lawmaster1702 1 year ago
When was this show? Who was president at the time? (I'm guessing Bush...)
jiwone 1 year ago
i think ryan is hot!!!!!!
dramaq3651 1 year ago 4
@dramaq3651 Your not the only one, lol. :D
ryanstilesiscool101 1 year ago
@dramaq3651 agreed!
CatieLouiseT 1 year ago
because it took place upon... a helicopter
i dont know why but i REALLY laughed at that hahahah
clayvision 1 year ago
...just like the president... thumbs up for that one
sschat 1 year ago 5
(Drew) Doesn't matter. Just like the President.
*gasp* *oooh*
....
(Drew) ....umm.....HOEDOWN!!
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!!!*
IceCrusherPaladin 1 year ago
has Ryan ever actually won at least 1 game of whose line?
Mekapix2 1 year ago 3
@Mekapix2 no because they want to make him do the hoedown. they like to make him suffer. which is ok with us because he rocks at them.
baihley 1 year ago
@baihley no they did have him win a few of them but theres only 1 where hes not doing the hoedown its the affair hoedown
Mixmancory 1 year ago 3
@baihley he did win once
hicoue 1 year ago
@baihley That's not true. He did win one game so he didn't have to do a hoedown. the only time he never had to do one though. You can see it here on youtube. It's called the Ryan-less hoedown.
BOWIEGIRL30 1 year ago
@BOWIEGIRL30 they did a do over on that though....watch when colin goes and you can see ryans maroon shirt in his song before chip goes
XcZeus3469 1 year ago
@Mekapix2
yes he did win one look up ryanless hoedown
hicoue 1 year ago
I luv hoedowns
wafflepuff10 1 year ago
My girlfriend is pregnent and that sent me for a whirl
Now all that i can think about is it a boy or girl
when she finally had the baby it looked kinda scary
Because when the baby came out it looked like Drew Carry
rrrsegmentat7 1 year ago 3
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Every day this week so far, ive been blowing chunks,
so i desided to go down to the local drug store.
I picked up the pregnancy test , and just guess wht i had seen .
IT said i wasnt pregnantant but frm eat bad sushi
QuesoyGallettasXD 1 year ago
ha colin is so off beat in this one its funny to watch lol
slashysmasher 1 year ago
When my girlfriend said "I'm pregnant", it gave me such a chill.
We used condoms, IUD's, and she was on the pill.
The chances of conception were so very, very teenie.
That baby's gonna come out looking like Harry Houdini.
Crimedog3333 1 year ago 34
My girlfriend got pregnant about a year ago
But there's something that you all should know
I am not the least bit stressed, no I am not bothered
'Cause we went on Maury and he said "You're NOT the father!"
SimuLord 1 year ago 25
i'm wondering, i know there was an episode of the drew carey show where he, ryan, and the gang all had a dance off after their movie theater got rid of rocky horror as the midnight movie, do they make any references to the movie in any of the episodes? if so someone please send me a link. i was just curious.
StaraziaSelin66 2 years ago
I don't know if they do but yes Ryan was running around in a corset in the origanl clip owo;;
toxicjinx 2 years ago
Does Colin's voice echo?
grazul 2 years ago 8
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lol colin's hoedown never make sense , its soooo funny
pangodango 2 years ago
nah, its actually very clever AND makes sense.
The whirlybird, got the sperm.
The early bird, got the worm.
iGrowlnvmbite 2 years ago 17
@pangodango i agree with iGrowlnvmbite, Colin's Hoedowns are the best and it's very clever
jarvin21 2 years ago
GRRR.LOL FAVORITE PART!xD
05Mckenzie 2 years ago 7
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My woman is pregnant,
i'm shocked as hell
I wasn't quite ready
to settle with my belle.
I should have listened
just to make mends
when i was in high school
and they said "condoms are our friends."
AlexAsperger 2 years ago
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my my, trying to post your very own hoedown here on the comments section. How pathetic.
zueinder89 2 years ago
Well, at least his screen name makes sense.
KingDogbertXIV 2 years ago
it's wierd how Ryan hates hoedowns so much yet he's probably the best
biker9476 2 years ago 240
totally agree
Toumba 2 years ago
@biker9476 He's very good but I think Chip is probably the best at hoedowns.
ninjajesus81 2 years ago
@biker9476 agreed,
its almost ironic
Tsugo582 1 year ago
@biker9476 why does he hate them
LittLeBaRbiEx0 1 year ago
@LittLeBaRbiEx0 Because they do about 4 every show
DasUbersoldat1 1 year ago
@biker9476 either him or Colin
lilblackbelt0001 1 year ago
@biker9476 lol maybe tats why he hates them so much
SoganaxSaeki 1 year ago
@biker9476 lol maybe thats why he hates them so much
SoganaxSaeki 1 year ago
I'm not sure I like how it feels with the guitar behind it ... I just think it feels too heavy
Rupnath 2 years ago 6
...GRRRR. xD
xXFallenleaves 2 years ago 175