Roseanne Playing With Matches Part 2 (of 3)

[derDeutscherMann92]

Sarah Gilbert is genius.

[thisi5war1988]

darlene and i are too much a like.

[AtenRa]

"Doesn't matter." The best advice a man can ever be given about women.

[belladonna4577]

LOL

for some reason, dan's whistle around 4:57 always cracks me up!

[keepsmilingboy]

david: well gee can we still not have sex?

Darlene: that ill give you

LOL!!!!!

[ShinyGlitterDoll]

@Algernon483 awww i know =D he's so innocent.

[undercoveremo008]

"i want him out now get out!" "SIT DOWN DAVID, if anyone gets to move outta this house its me!" xD i was drinking soda when i heard that and i almost spewed.

[MsMercury]

One of my favorite shows ever!

[RENTluver06]

5:00 lol dan

"its not my fault.. doesnt matter" lol go dan

[smileyfan16]

What do you think your doing forks go on the left

lmao

[KillYourJuliet]

gee, can we still NOT have sex? david :)

[pagrl08965]

lol jake thought darlene and david were brother and sister!

[22artstar]

I love when Darlene starts taunting David with the fake "cheating" story" and is hovering over David with the knife lol

[kssmith20]

i love how dan clapped the cups together to get davids attention to say "doesnt matter" hahahaha i love dan!

[Ben1977820]

It wasnt my fault.

It doesnt matter...

She's the one at fault...

It doesnt matter...

[Charmedone2183]

It's nice to see Mother-Daughter moments like this at the end of this clip.

[bh55hattre55]

I LOVE Darlene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her lines at 1:46 are SO HILARIOUS!

She delivered her lines so believably and was such a unique television character!

Thanks Sara Gilbert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tragicXdisco420]

lol darlene ".........till her hand cramped up"

[talkingtinaa]

i think it's "everyone comes to jackies" ... or "busted"

[alitam219]

Molly is a HO!

[tinmanluver35]

its called busted

[myloveconverse101]

well obviously they arent going to wear things like we do now. it was different then and its not like the family is all that rich.

[moluvzme]

They put the same outfits on the characters because it makes it more realistic. In real life, we dont have soooooooooo much clothes that u never see the same thing twice. its just part of the realism of the show.

[XenaFreak101]

it's like every show every episode has a least 2 ifferent outfits and we never see those episodes again.

[AbbyLockhart7]

This show is famous for being realistic, its not like one of those other stupid shows where everyone is rich and has a perfect life. Im sure u r seen with the same outfit twice too. So thats how the show was made. But I get ur side too, its noxt like other shows, I guess thats what makes it so amazing right??

[xxcharmed1xx]

david is so cute in this episode!

[cool677plusmaa]

dos'nt matter..

[tobybroadie]

Dan's so funny..."doesn't matter...doesn't matter.."

[xxcharmed1xx]

i love how roseanne programmed dan over the years lol

[dancergir131]

i also love sara and johnny on the big bang theory =]

[Iferitus]

me too shes theyre awsome in that show too

[bgirlambam]

lol i love this show

[dancergir131]

theres no one at the door!! hahahahaha i love dj!

[soulierinvestments]

7:34 -- in real life, this would be a crossroads escape moment for David. However, this isn't real life.

[RavenMarx]

"it doesnt matter"

why cant every man understand this?

LOL

[RetroForMe]

lol "i'm only sixteen, why were you listening to me?"

[TagaSeguchi]

He plays Leonard in The Big Bang Theory Darlene is in it as well as Jackie

[truckproductions]

sit down david! if anyone gets to move outta this house it'll be me!

LOL

[luvsherhubby]

i've watched every episode in order on youtube and now i'm going back and watching them over

[BrutalAsHell]

ROFLMFAO @ David

"G, Can We Still NOT Have Sex?"

[MIKEPRESL]

hey .the high quality button dissapeared on this part.Its such a huge diffrence

[abrcrmbynfthch]

"WHAT DO U THINK UR DOING?!?! forks go on the left"

[jephsteph]

DJ is a twirp!

[Kwaj]

"I told you, Deej; you were placed with this family as part of a scientific experiment. Eventually, you'll be returned to the trees where you can teach the others what you've learned."

ROFL Darlene's cynicism was always priceless! lol

[blackorean777]

david: "I'll go up ther and apologize my guts out, at least I'll know Im right"

dan: "It doesn't matter"

lol I Loved Dan on the show

[blackorean777]

david: "it's not my fault"

dan: "it doesn't matter"

[brookeisloved]

"Gee, can we still not have sex."

"That I'll give you."

Bwahahaha...

[musicaltheatergeek79]

"... until her arm cramped up." LOL!

[kmcdono1]

I never understood why David and Mark always called them Mr & Mrs Conner...

[nevfx]

Being respectful.

[daster7]

yay roseanne!!!!!!!

[scilines]

"Doesn't matter". lol

[crimsonwhite1]

"Crime and Punishment" Season 5 Episode 110Original air date: January 5, 1993

[DestinStrahan]

damn your good haha

[bluetoothheffa]

great acting by sara gilbert. given the fact that she's a lesbian.

[liason4ever1212]

Jake:Knock Knock

Roseanne:Dan,someones at the door for you

Dan:DJ can you go answer the door

DJ:Okay*gets up*

lol!!!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Roseanne:And he's the one were most proud of.

lol!!!

[tomi1239]

new ep plese

[emd1085]

Love Darlene she rocks!

[nicolebaby72]

David is so cute i see why Darlene and Molly like him so much

[Ladyresidentevil]

Darlene:Your right and I'm going to fix that problem! I want him out of here now! David get out!

Roseanne:Sit down David! If anyone gets to move out of this house it'll be me!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the best part in this episode!!!

[SPINOSAURUSKING]

Hey what do you think your doing?!

Forks go on the left! ROFL!!!!

[BrutalAsHell]

gee can we still not have sex lol

that shits funny lmao davids the man

[glorybr]

you can act like an adult, which is not gonna be easy with that haircut.

hahahahaha

Darlene is so awesome

[BrutalAsHell]

i agree and its funny you can see when she says that dj tries not to laugh lol

[haesselmaas]

what season and episode is this?

[Healing2Suffer]

Season 5, Episode 21