Meet the Sandvich

[theman3199]

i want a sandvich

[SharkNinjaBlueStar]

1:00 and not a single fuck was given that day.

[BakuganGuitarHeroMan]

gabe newell's dream?

[Ansem0The0Wise]

he punched out all my blood X.D

[Antimanele104]

...nom!

[511liafcipe]

the ending is just reused from meet the heavy

[66Metallicaman66]

I LOVE the way Soldier says the stuff on here.

"Ohhhhhh HELL."

[95moviewatcher]

he-he punched out all my blod :(

[jdelphy]

sandvich:MEET ME

Valve:Ok!

Pyro:MPHH MP(MEET ME)

Valve:Later.

[justincabalfin]

i used to have a sandvich like heavy, but then i made a most unwise choice

[511liafcipe]

@justincabalfin what did you do?

get rid of it?

[justincabalfin]

@511liafcipe i used it in crafting

to make a weapon that i dont even use

and i cant use that weapon or trade it

:(

[GuttenSnorre]

Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? you Red team ladies wouldnt know how break a- OOOOOOW, MY SPIIINE!!!!"

Scout: *lady scream*

[spartan4461000]

hmmm sounds like rough sex...

[TheGameConquer]

Sandwich: Meet me!

Valve: Sure!!

Pyro:Mdhajdhjw (Meet Me)

Valve: Later

[magicflip1000]

follow the recipe=win.

[OfolenWS]

I'm eating a sandvich right now! *Om nom nom, nom.* Mmmm...

[TheAwesomeOver9000]

My blood he punched out all my blood

[TheMLVideos]

OH GOD! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!

[legoismrlego]

other tf2 characters copyright:LOLOLOL

this videos copyright:onnomnom

interesting :|

[ThePartners7]

0:30 lol

[KryttyOrgamaProducts]

Did anyone noticed the Red Beer bottles from Meet the Medic?

[SymbolicDrummer]

NEW!

MEAT!

[ThatRandomGuy666]

As seen from the BLU Spy's perspective.

[ReloadedKaarelpoiss]

@ThatRandomGuy666 I see what u did there

[overload374]

MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!

[darkdeath1353]

the sandvich is a spy!

[XeroKeeper]

What the hell? Is this the red team sandvich or the blue team?

[bafrali5561]

@XeroKeeper blu always gets beat up, so a red heavy ate the sandvich, so it is red sandvich

[Microsizeme]

We've met the sandvich but haven't met the pyro yet? We've got our priorities screwed up.

[TheSwagginDragon]

MY SPINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thekerokeroking]

I ate a sandvich and it was k.

[MrSenapo]

New meat holy shit!

[FreddyXD77]

MY BLOOD, HE. HE PUNCHED ALL MY BLOOD!!

[999Mariofan]

did anyone see the blood on 0;45?

[TacosIncorperated]

Problem I have with sandviches, Since the last update or so, you cannot infinitely eat sandviches anymore. Once you eat it it will switch you to your Melee weapon. Heavy Picnics are dead. Suprise Big Not.

[coolbobby100]

0:40 kill him !!! OH NO HIS SANDVICH CHARGED !!

[DEFxRECON]

@HenryNSkelly it's from a video

[Coldflame727]

@DEFxRECON Which was based on MLPFiM. Everything leads to and comes from MLP.

[AbridgedPenguin]

0:23

Spy: Kill Me!

Sandvich: Later...

[TheRobDude115]

My blood!!! He punched out all of my blood!!!

[DEFxRECON]

@divinemadness30 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ADD A CUP OF FLOUR ADD IT TO THE MIX THEN YOU HAVE TO ADD A PINCH OF SOMETHING SWEET NOT SOUR A PINCH OF SALT JUST A PINCH MAKING THESE TREATS ARE A SUCH A SINCH THEN ADD A TEASPOON OF BOLOGNA ADD A LITTLE MORE AND YOU COUNT TO FOUR UNTIL YOU GET YOUR FILLA! SANDVICH! SO MOIST AND DELICIOUS

[HenryNSkelly]

@DEFxRECON Eh?

[bowserjrrules1]

lol

[BobbyBartin]

Roses are red

Violets are

To-- WHAT THE FU-

*BOOM*

[SuperFATES1]

Pyro: Meet me

Valve: Later.

[MrPartycrasher01]

its free on steam tf2 thumbs up if you got it because its free

[xXXrayzerXXx]

nom nom nom nom

[bjossi2001]

pyro: please meet me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

[divinemadness30]

Engie: HEAVY!

Engie: How do i make sandvich

[monkeyman1311]

sandvich here

[athroughz0t9]

om nom nom

[IcyNinja117]

Sandvich and me going to beat youur ass!

[thelegend0800]

@kungfubrew23 youve never seen the video he is relating to, have you?

[somedudeatwalmart]

It cost 400000$ to eat this sandvich for 12 seconds

[kungfubrew23]

@somedudeatwalmart no it cost $50000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000 DOLLARS TO EAT THE SANDVICH FOR 8 SECONDS :O

[AbelmcTrobel]

And since the day I first watch this video, sandwich become my favorite food.

[ZombieSlayer668]

Semi

Automatic

Nutrition

Device

Vith

In-built

Cheese hammer

YEAH!!

[TheMrGanondorf1]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in that video, I'd have one dollar.

[Sunen001]

@TheMrGanondorf1 If I had one dollar for every time this comment gets copyed and pasted I would be a millionaire

[SailorLibra7114]

Really they made a met the sandwich but no met the pyro what the f*ck

[GarrysGuy123]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blu

In Soviet Russia

Sandvich eats you!

[unicornpeee]

real life

1080p

720p

480p

360p

240p

minecraft

this video!!!



[unicornpeee]

eating sandwhich like a BAWS!

[insaneguyXP]

Assasinsonic, a famous dude below.

[asasinsonic]

YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?

[LilThrillaGorilla]

@asasinsonic YOU LADIES WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO...ARGH, MY SPINE!

[eyemaster09]

@asasinsonic yes ._.

[MapleLoverX57]

@asasinsonic Oww, ma spine !

[thetwosages99]

@asasinsonicyou and your of ladies wouldent know how to break a spine if- OW MY SPINE!!!!

[TheMLVideos]

@thetwosages99 he says "you red team ladies etc. etc..."

[ya436]

@asasinsonic you red teamladies woudnt know how to break a spine OOOOOWWWWWWWW MY SPINE

[xJumpStyleZx]

@asasinsonic OW MY SPINE!!

[gtafan110010]

nice, i think that a meet the pyro will take a while since well... he only grunts

[lansleader]

why is the advertisement longer than the video?

[pedrosemxbox360]

valve is now deciding between meeting the pyro or the bonk

[ACRIDMURDER666]

:53 Like A Boss!

[zadhytia]

OH MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT OF ALL MY BLOOD!

[theJMAK1]

i am sandvich guy

and this is my heavy

heavy waighs 150kg and eats 200 doller costume made sandviches

it cost 400000 dollers to feed heavy for 12 seconds

[SnowyHil]

@theJMAK1 custom not costume lmao and he weights about 300kg

[highlec]

if only the sandvich was a class

[benno950]

i wonder from who is that odd scream at the end



[rubberchickenzilla]

@benno950 it sounds like a scout

[michaelander54]

*Takes Note*New Meme "CAN I HAS SANVICH?"

[decoi14]

u red team ladies dont even know how to break a spine.... OH NO MY SPIIINE!

[maximus191000]

i have never played as the sandvich

[D1RTY50CK]

Can i has a sanvich?!!!!

[CeeHoff]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[50caliberbarrett]

My blood! He punched out all of my blood!

[undisputed4life]

That Sandvich is a spy.

[inazuma93]

who wanna see meet the jarate lol

[BAGP1P3H3R0]

thats how you break a sine?

you red team sissys wouldnt know how to break a spine if *SNAP*

AAAAHHHH MY SPINE!!!

[Samaugsch]

@mantis1mike Yeah. No cooldown. :D

[mantis1mike]

@Samaugsch and a overheal to boot

but it does take longer and can not be dropped

[sume555]

XD lmao at the girly scream

[xxDeltaWulfxx]

Its weird how heavy took three big bites out of sandvich and only one little bite

[hokage97531]

@xxDeltaWulfxx heve has a small jaw lol

[DaynNightGaming]

Press 7 for explosion

Press 8 for explosion

press 9 for explosion

[THEgrandPOOPbah]

0:47 is that Scout or Soldier screaming?

[jasonxdong]

@THEgrandPOOPbah i think it is both at the start it is mostly the the scout and at the end it has a little soldier

[xTehPPSh41x]

COPYRIGHT OMNOMNOM

[ihavesparta]

m-my blood! h-he punched out all my blood! D:

[AWSUMdoubleCC]

How to make a perfect sanvich:

Cut a sandwich in half and put a tooth pick in the middle.

That Easy!

[cooldeathknight]

my blood! he he punched out my blood!!

a lol moment

[SnowmanWithGuns]

214 ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if...AAH MY SPIINE!!!!

[aDudeAsAnotherDude]

A good sandvich is the key to any importent team fortress 2 strategy :D

[MrWiskytangofoxtrot]

AAAH MY SPINE

[athomicritics]

seen from the perspective of the blue spy head

[ibbivibbi]

@athomicritics where did you get that idea?

[MrGame1414]

@ibbivibbi meet the medic

[maguc1]

@athomicritics it cant be from the perspective of the blue spy head cause than the fridge would be lighted and its not

[athomicritics]

@maguc1 well medic was off to change the bulb

[masterdeathify]

@athomicritics ahhhh this guy

[FrankCommentator]

So, they'll meet a sandwich, but not the pyro. I wouldn't mind if the sandwich was my favorite class.

[7Haych7]

what will happen if you gave fpsrussia a sandvich = world domination

[cyclopse50]

Fucken. Some of the comments on this are so gay. I swear...

[gametv9on]

pyro: meet me !

sandvich: Im more important

[xannmax]

@gametv9on It's funny because neither of them can talk.

[thetuber1995]

edible device lol

[dady5000]

Who knew that the heavy could FUCKING PUNCH ALL OF YOUR BLOOD OUT? 0:30

[backatchaa]

@Hamodey1 you can think?

[backatchaa]

@Hamodey1 dumbass nice THUMBS UP IF IM RIGHT you would know by the comments your just too stupid

[acau77]

You trolls wouldnt know how to dislike a video!

AAHHHHH MY VIDEO!!!!

[codytheutfan]

Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.

[spongebobskywalker]

MY SPIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[IamCaptainMan]

I play sanvich all the time

[camouflagecamaro99]

The best character of all Tf2 characters. :D

[aduzpopo1515]

watch?v=ohXYWTRB9hc

what looks like if your really in the room

[TheWursthaut]

AHRGH MY BLOOD !!!

[gamegod1998]

@MegaMcpo it can't be the Spy's head. The spy's head is in a refridgerator on the red side, and one person says "you red team ladies" which implies that this was on the blue side reinforced by the fact that the blue team new there was a sandvich in the refridgerator. Sorry for being the nerd rage/ being a smart ass.

[gamegod1998]

They have a meet the sandvich but no (real)meet the pyro.

[Samaugsch]

@gamegod1998 Maybe next, they'll make "meet bonk! atomic punch".

[MrClone655]

nam nam nam nam

[TheRuoka]

0:37 ''You call that breaking my spine? HAH! You red team ladies wouldnt know how to break a spine if, AWWW MY SPINE!'' xP

[william14477]

@TheRuoka AAAAHHHHHHH

[theprgamer]

I wonder whats for dinner. Hmm, dinner!

[LuckySevenSamson]

My.. MY BLOOD! He punched out ALL MY BLOOD!

[Haloumouse]

You call that breaking my spine?! You red team ladies wouldnt know how to break a spine if- AHHH MY SPINE!!!!

[NathanPokemon1]

HE'S ALREADY DEAD!HE'S ALREADY DEEAADDD

I REGRET EVERYTHING,I REGRET EVERYTHING I EVER DONE!

[TheSandvich13]

HEY! THAT'S ME!!!



[bbopisback]

YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?

[Yudso]

-Eat me.

-Later

[TheModPwn]

@Yudso *Om nom nom, nom, nom nom*

[Twitchythe3rd]

I have plan for you.

MORE PAIN.

[HBProds]

I love how the Red Heavy just go to the Blu fridge and then beat the crap of the Blu team. They are really noobs.

[THECRUELTITAN]

you call that breaking my spine OH GOD MY SPINE AAAH!

[TheEvilFusion]

Whoa Whoa Wait A Min. VALVe made a Meet The Sandvich but not a Meet the Pyro?!?!

[TheEvilFusion]

@SwordofSouls Sorry but that isnt Real

[SwordofSouls]

@TheEvilFusion Hence why I removed the comment.

[TheEvilFusion]

@SwordofSouls Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[dakotabattle1993]

@TheEvilFusion chuck noriss jokes are done bro

[TheEvilFusion]

@dakotabattle1993 Chuck Norris is never "Done"

[itzzrudgenz]

MY BLOOD...HE ...HE OUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!

[TheEvilFusion]

@itzzrudgenz Nope.avi It was "MY BLOOD HE... HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!"

[itzzrudgenz]

@TheEvilFusion ...whatever!:D

[TheEvilFusion]

@itzzrudgenz Just Sayin'

[itzzrudgenz]

@TheEvilFusion :D

[TheEvilFusion]

@itzzrudgenz  :D

[TheModPwn]

Pyro: Meet me

Valve: Later

Pyro: ='(

Dalokohs Bar: Meet me

Valve: Sure, why not! :D

Dalokohs Bar: =D

[balaun]

YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON, SANDVICH, BUT YOU ARE A DAMN GOOD COP!



[GamingX1000]

Don't you mean ''MEAT the sandvich''

[XmegaXandrewX]

Valves top priorities: Sandvich>hl3 and pyro.

[jonstamonsta20]

the best part was the soldier u call that breaking my spine owwww my spine

[Shermann01]

whos that scream at 0:45? roflmao i want ittt!!

[ARWINGx1]

Heh, every time I see this tailer, it makes me wanna have one too! :)

Although, I would remove the olive because I don't like them ^^;

[Stormshock09]

Name: Sandvich

Role: Feeding

Weapons: Toothpick

Health: 300/+300

0 with the Heavy eating it

Speed: However fast the Heavy is currently going

ZIS IS ALSO USED TO HEAL ZE MEDIC

[actaviousblacker]

im eating sandvich right now :D

[94davvers]

@Hamodey1 i dont like machinima, but they are not the ones who make the vid

[yfuwzw]

In Russia, Sandvich eats Heavy.

[srhenrique04]

now with more headcrab meat !

[crimsonscull]

sandvich top to bottom

olive

toothpick

half diagonal cut white bread

lettuce (half)

baby tomato (2 slices)

swiss cheese (3 slices)

thickly cut ham slice

half diagonal cut white bread