Worst chat up lines - Ibiza

[andyyygeorrr]

fancy a raisin? no? how about a date?

[YawFuthaMucka]

Hi ladies, do you want to introduce yourselves? "Uh yeah OK, Im syphilis, shes Gonoreahha, and she's herpes, and together were a couple of sluts!"

[jackgreaves18]

i wouldn't give them they day of the week let alone the time of day

[TheMURPHSTER101]

pick an number between one and ten.... u LOOSSEEE get ya top off ! 

[sinchampion]

@mac1971steel max and paddy

[MCclarkey]

id be honest with them 3 and just say "are you coming my room or not? cus your lucky im giving you the time of day"

[drummere666]

wow the wan in the middle is tiny

[ArabAdee]

i went to ibiza for 2 weeks when i was 20 and only banged on my last night, im a lucky boy! and to be honest im a loser for only shaggin 1 girl in ibiza in 2 weeks, IM A DISGRACE TO MEN EVERYWHERE!! ive banged 38 in my life though brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaappppppppp­pp!!!

[hank1972]

@ArabAdee turn in your dude card and move to san fran! joking man.... many people who like just to go to Ibiza!

[sufcboy94]

@ArabAdee cool you count arent you a hero

[Ihatepakicuntz]

paki

[Variance83]

@Ihatepakicuntz Go fuck yourself. I am a white male and you are disgusting

[VOORHEES770]

Why dont they fuk off

[thecocaincowboy]

The we girl in the middle is stunning!

[mrrmancunian]

Lmao

[thecocaincowboy]

After a couple of pills she'd looked as fit as fuck............

[mrrmancunian]

She isn't that bad really.

[john2311871]

@thecocaincowboy  hahaha green rockstars!!

[REman07]

That's a man baby!

[20022863]

lool haha soo funny not