Seinfeld - Exclusive Stand-Up Material

[ishmaalt]

needs the seinfeld theme in the background

[bobbconner1]

Jerry SUCKS I spent 200 for two tickets and posted some of the show they made me take itr down now i have a strike LOSER...last time i spend any money on him...

[SoCalDualSport]

@bobbconner1 It's not your show to post.

[TheDarthZ]

@bobbconner1 U MAD BRO?

[MrDonMogul]

@bobbconner1 oh I know hey? How DARE Jerry Seinfeld attempt to protect his intellectual property!

[hamsterpoop]

The laugh track is unnecessary 

[nelg583]

Seinfeld is hilarious

[utopiandesign]

Jerry's comedic review of our nation's many decades-old traditions, captured my childhood affection as well as my mother's affection for his humor. I didn't know that until now. In this, Jerry Seinfeld and I really have something in common: the blessing of my mother who has now passed away. I'm very grateful for that. Thanks Jerry!

[zufgh]

"July 3rd...."

ROFL

[joeriginal]

What I like about him not swearing... Is not a morality thing, I just find it dumb that when a comedian swears and swears everyone starts laughing like idiots. It's annoying to me. If I wanted to hear swearing I would just go to the street. That's why I like Seinfield.

Rafael

Baja, Mexico

[dempa3000]

Im impressed because he doesnt use any curses while staging. I like it.

[DanskMinecraft11]

he is soon in DENMARK

IM FROM DENMARK BUT THERE IS NO TICKETS LEFT :(

[mileyfansinga]

1:50 im dead XD OS FIUNNY

[4RM0]

Gotta love the '90s mullet

[bbriiannz]

Genius

[ordahlen]

Jerry is an outstanding comedian, no doubt.

[nevadastreak]

I liked 8:39-8:42 the best. Such dry humor, such sophistry. Seinfeld forevar

[Karinekrenn]

They give you the ring and the piece of cake and then you go "ahhhhhhhh" lol

[WalksThroughLife]

If I had two more hands I'd give this four thumbs up!

[loverofthemilf]

He couldn't swear; he was on TV. Duh! You should hear him live.

[Moreofthesamez]

Compared to Bill Hicks he's pale, but then again everyone is pale compared to the incomparable Bill Hicks

[mauriceh01]

is there any place on youtube where you can see new Jerry Seinfeld material, like from within the last years? Everything I see on youtube is mostly from the "I'm telling you for the last time:" and Letterman, Leno, etc. But nothing new. Is there any new material? anybody?

[Aloradelyda]

Pick up line: Nice shoes sorry I peed on them.

[Noxaerus90]

hahaha ! He is so good

[Arcturus420]

LOL... give me the candy. what do you care?

[dogirl321]

what was that? my parents. OH MI GOD.

lawl!

[nini44418]

There giving out what? lol funny and sooooo true!

[illbiteyourface]

Cheers for the upload champ!

[amdd1004]

"What was that?

My parents.

Oh my God!"

LOL xD

[guguigugu]

what i like about him is that he always notices like the tiniest details, and makes up a huge story about it.

"why do they want a proof of purchase now?" that really bugs him, yknow? :)

[vaccarovj]

marriage is like a roller-coaster. Before you know it, it's all downhill

[SmashBrosFan19]

@vaccarovj Roller coasters have ups and downs. Nice try at an analogy you fucking piece of shit faggott!!

[nevadastreak]

@SmashBrosFan19 No cos when yo about to get off, it all goes down... Oh thats a diff figure of speech

[djorgen]

Thats an old, old act.. But very cool. :)

[TheSleazySaint]

Wow flexible. I'm impressed jerry.

[thattotally]

I enjoyed this. Thanks for the video uploader!

[diaphilm]

That's a 90s suit he's wearing. They looked pretty cool those days. Not anymore, though

[stormychamp]

I didnt know Tony Blair did stand up! :-)

[cherimoose]

"They ought to put ropes in there so we can swing in, pee, swing out" - LOL!

[SandoTrini]

Nice clean comedy, no obscene lang. etc. Although I like explicit content I can always choose between them and this

[PM18JA29RW87]

Check out Brian Regan, he doesnt swear either, and he is absolutly hillarious, I love Jerry though, great Video

[coldfiredman]

the cash machine joke was absolutely hilarious. genius, pure genius.

Nice job jerry seinfeld. Just good, clean comedy.

[butterf1yz]

exclusive.

[berdot]

The most brilliant stand-up comedian. Period.

[totalwombatfan]

I'm NOT a fan of stand-up comedy at all, but I do love Seinfeld!! That Halloween bit was hilarious!

[PcH340]

hahaha Jerry Seinfeld is the man..I don't get how some people don't like him.

[IVScarecrowVI]

Bing-bong. YEAH IT'S ME!

[acman94]

god damn it, I only came to this video to hear "what's the deal"

[milindnjoshi]

this is not that funny

[randomking333]

Ive seen it before XD..

but its still good :P

[RustyTheRedhead]

This is very funny but if ya wanna see a JERRY SEINFELD performance that HE WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO SEE (PROBABLY) - search here on YouTube "Seinfeld Celebrity Caberet" and you'll see his very FIRST TV NATIONAL DEBUT was on a syndicated series "CELEBRITY CABARET"

[uptheironsacdc]

Hahahaha,he's the best!

[VinniesVideoz]

Funny =)

[DaWanderer]

some big "lol" moments

[noob5555]

way better than carrot top

[Andrew21yo]

carrot top ? oh you mean the steroid freak that pulls up stuff from a box and says a line about them and then moves to another item from the box ? .... how can you even compare the two ?

[hikost]

I like the marriage+ rollercoaster analogy

[joko10127]

I like it he's good

[inlegivel]

Genius

[mauriceh01]

his stand up acts today are finally better now, and has a much nicer hair-do, clean cut, even at his age, he's still rockin right now!

[BHHislife]

ahhhh. good comedy.

[shamrock118]

it's mullet time

[dollarboy500]

whats was that ...my parents.

[mutedmakequiet]

g e o r g e

c a r l i n !

[coopasan9]

JULY 3RD LOL!!!!!!!

[paulrobert22]

fuckin golden.....every time i hear that joke i die inside!

[Maloperverso]

Is this taken from the 'Seinfield' TV Show? Good stuff...

[guguigugu]

that's your day right there!

LOL

[callac]

Any brazilians there can put some portuguese subtitles?

[DemihumanGosu]

I don't mean to be rude but: english ain't that complicated and half the jokes can't be understood in a different language.

If you can say that in English, you can definitely understand him.

A sério, aprende inglês. Se não for para ver o vídeo, será para outra coisa mais tarde. Digamos que é útil.

[eL3ctr1c4L]

the milk and the cow .....the best bid

[Armarta]

jerry is the best, he repeats, but what the hell its good stuff :D:D:D:xD

[crazydudetz]

he repeats a lot of his stuff...

[diegolespaul]

He doesnt repeat. Those're his old stuffs

[crazydudetz]

watch?v=3hvvsuULmSw

[diegolespaul]

That was an opportunity to say his stuffs. Stand up u have to enjoy all opportunities u have. Nice interview by the way

[crazydudetz]

but isn't it awkward saying the same thing on the same show in a short period of time. yeah it was funny but it sometimes shows a lack of material.

[VilleSkateKrewRep]

Goes without saying, as a stand-up comedian you cant have a new act for each show. certain amount of repetiitivy is necessary

[coopasan9]

True, i've seen that in many of my favorite comics

[bigbopper993]

@VilleSkateKrewRep I have a new act every show!!,,,,,,check my channel out

[pooshdogg]

Do you expect a band to play new songs every night? Same concept.

[crazydudetz]

you have a point but music is meant to be repetitive. repeating the same joke isn't the same.

[pooshdogg]

I agree that people can't listen to a joke over and over the way they can listen to a song over and over. That's why people don't follow standups around like the Grateful Dead.

Bottom line is that coming up with 5 good minutes of original standup is really, really hard. Even if you start with good jokes, it takes a lot of work to tweak and perfect them. Turning that into a 60 minute special or album takes a long time and a lot of work.

It's just not practical to write new jokes for every show.

[crazydudetz]

Yeah, good jokes are hard to make

[CyrusDeeVirus]

omg thanks for uploading, jerry seinfeld is my hero, hes jokes are always so original and never contain bad language

[bradcwilliams]

dane cook completely stole the milk date thing wow

[doomsy]

i like this, thanks for the it. A lot of material I haven't heard.

[Cinemas111]

I love it ^^ Swing in, Pee, Swing out Great Idea = D

[Truthiness231]

Fantasticly hilarious; thanks for the upload Fernando ^.^

The ATM being compared to a Skinner box joke still makes me laugh

[fernandolr217]

No problem, Good thing you enjoyed it.

[StephanConstantine]

Did anyone else notise the three fellas in the front row? One looks like Elaine, one like George and one like Kramer with a beard. But it coulden't be the original 'George', because the real George is Larry David. Very strange...

[EASports0003]

Haha, its them.

[tvspnd1228]

haha, it's not.

[StephanConstantine]

Jerry is probably one of the few comedians who doesn't swear in his acts. My idol in stand-up. Thats what I'm trying to acomplish in Sweden...

[fernandolr217]

That's what i like about him too...good luck with your stand up thing, we need more funny and less swearing although manny people think that swearing is equal to a good comedian.

[zizinnnn]

hey Robin Williams is brilliant too. Uncomparable as a comedy actor but genius comedian. Remember Mork?

[tcpwrap]

@fernandolr217 I use curse words on a regular basis in my speech. Of course only in my personal time and so forth i of course have bounds as well. However, i use curse words because amongst common people the words carry a certain weight with them in your speech more so then many other similar words. That weight is known across many social barriers so it becomes very easy to express emotion and convey your thoughts. Some comedians do this as well, few though. Much like few that don't cuss.

[MurdocLC]

@StephanConstantine I dont mind swearing, i like it. But its quite impressive that he does it with no heavy swearing.

[AndrewKnell]

Seen before but for me the funniest American standup. Beats Chris Rock handsdown and keeps his jokes clean too!

[1shpendi]

thanks for posting...

[pierredarko]

Fun but not the first time ive seen him do theese jokes.. in fact i see him do the same jokes all the time. Very fun but get some new stuff!

[fernandolr217]

Yeah..in fact some jokes are from openings of Seinfeld episodes but some of them i had never seen. I just put that title and description beacuse that's how it was on the dvd box

[mcmanusdown]

I'm telling you for the last time.

[SmokeyMcPot420yee]

Funny as hell!

[Klaymenn]

thanks, Jerry's the best!