Captain Jack Harkness - Contraceptives In The Rain

[doctorwhom1]

He does, it's mentioned in The Long Game, the Face of Boe becomes pregnant.

[MoonShineProds]

See Youtube vid: "Stuff They Don't Want You To Know - Chupacabra"...although it's about Chupacabra's, if you go 2:00 in, it discusses how the USGov "dosed" the Puerto Rican population with birth control. If you soberly analyze David Rothschild's Autobiographical comments about a one world government and "Depopulation"...then read about genetically targeted bio-engineered Bird Flu(targets/kills people with specific DNA)--is Estrogen in the rain that hard to wrap your head around?

[NateSean]

"Contraceptives in the rain".

That one speech and that one line sets the tone for the more adult oriented spin off of Doctor Who.

[Hadraedan96]

(Shakes fist) Barrowman!!!

[MsKaping]

feeding the mpreg fangirls are we?

[rosehillwarriorf1215]

"At least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again."

LOLWTFLOLOLOLOLOL

[Kiratoya]

Which episode mentioned the Face of Boe getting pregnant again??? I can't remember it for the life of me!

[RenardeBlanche]

@Kiratoya It was an announcement on some mundane news report in a prosperous city on Doctor Who, probably in the 51st century. That might narrow it down. Could it have been "Gridlock"?

[TheDunHorse]

@RenardeBlanche It definitely wasn't Gridlock... it was with Chris Eccleston... oh yeah, I've just seen it. The Long Game. :D

[WingedWolf121]

@Kiratoya I'm pretty sure it t was in the first season, where the Doctor, Rose and Adam go to Satellite 5. The episode was called "The Long Game", and I think it was 9th or 10th in the season.

[Xwaterwolf100X]

This is my first time seeing this clip.....and I'm really not that surprised by what he said. With Jack, you never know what's going to happen.

[doctorwhom1]

Actually the Face of Boe winds up getting pregnant, it's on the news in, The Long Game i think.

[HorseyWitchOfTheEast]

@doctorwhom1 My mum said it's possible that the face of boe could be someone else with the name. Because they might be killing him off. If they do though, I'll hunt RTD down and kill him. He took Ianto, Vera and Tosh! He's not taking any more characters I like!

[estelgreenleaf]

Why can I totally see Jack pregnant?

[ede15051]

Won't get pregnant again?

Ha doubt it! he gets pregnant in I'd say the year 5,000,000,000?

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Eastrogen? Does he mean estrogen?

[iheartap72]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 It's just an accent difference. I'm assuming you're used to the American pronunciation? We pronounce "estrogen" with the sound you hear in "egg" for the initial 'e.' Other countries, other pronunciations. Same word. The way we say it would probably sound weird Jack. Well, maybe not. He's probably used to all sorts of language differences. Anyway, you know what I mean.

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

@iheartap72 But Jack is supposed to have an American accent. Hearing him pronounce it in English English instead of American English is like a knife in the back. :(

[iheartap72]

@SpazzyMcGee1337 I don't understand what you mean by it being like a knife in the back, but besides, one could argue that he doesn't speak with an American accent at all. He speaks English with a Boeshane Peninsula accent that happens to sound like the American accent that exists on Earth. On top of that, he's lived in Cardiff for around 150 years. People visit the southern US for a week and start picking up an accent. It's not out of character for Jack.

[iCoCoBombs]

One of the firsts and one of the funniest x]

gotta love the captain.

[tf2whackyengineer]

All those moments will be lost in time...

[k1n5n]

You've been pregnant. Pregnant!?

(51st centuary stuff?)

Aaaaah, Cpt. Jack, how we love thee.

[iheartap72]

I love how it seems like the team is so used to him randomly spouting off such weird stuff that they just go about their business straight-faced and ignore him. lol.

[iheartap72]

I swear, when they introduced Alice in COE, I thought we were going to find out she was Jack's mpreg baby. Imagine my disappointment.

[xfoxxibabex]

"I'm never doing that again." :D

[skywize]

My favorite scene was him and Captain John Hart. "You were the wife" No, you were the wife" "Yeah, but I was a good wife!"

[KindofEpic]

the line that launched a thousand mpregs

[idgarad]

USA = Silent initial E with long S

British = Long initial E

Only logical conclusion: The USA got tired of the French hogging all the obscure and useless silent letters and fought back by adopting words with an initial silent letter rather then directly copy the French with useless silent letters at the end.

[HorseyBabe12]

'Still, at least I won't get pregnant... Never doin' that again."

lol love it XD

[Beep12gurl]

JACK WAS PREGNANT?!?!?!! WTF?!!?!? :O

[Kerriangel]

*shakes fist* Barrowman!

[Razzledazzy]

We say it like S-TROGEN

[Razzledazzy]

I just love this so much!

[katyagorm]

oh jack, why did you have to wait until you were a big dredlock'd head to get pregnant again? :P

[goldtintedspecs]

@katyagorm

ahahaha SO TRUE omg

[myladypunk]

hmmm... would love to know what he means. but he will do it again =) or the news thing about him being pregnant in dr who was a fake of satellite 5.

[gegamelroks]

Sounds like he's saying Eastergen. I love this speech so much, especially the last two lines. "Never doin' that again." =D I'd like to meet that baby.

[TheElleLyn]

EEstrogen? shows how long he's been away from the US, Americans don't say it like that.

[FranceskadeSalvadore]

how do americans say it?

[TheElleLyn]

like it's spelled, the first sound should be like the letter "s"

[pippinfett]

@FranceskadeSalvadore eh-strow-gen.

If it wasn't for the contraceptives title of the clip, I wouldn't have know what he said the first time around...

[redfoxonstilts]

Well, he's Scottish after all :P

[danaseilhan]

@TheElleLyn I *am* a bit surprised... even though he's Scottish, he adopted an American accent on purpose and he had to have heard our pronunciation of "estrogen" at some point. Did the director of this series make him say it the British way, I wonder?

[Vampiregizzle888]

when did he get pregnant?

[Kerriangel]

omly in torchwood could a man get pregnant. Its a popular thing on who-fic to do that to ianto.

[doris0006]

lol ianto fat.. NO WAY lols

[doris0006]

he has a daughter and a dead grandson :(  but he didnt give birth to em... LOL now dat would be a good scene...

PUSH JACK puuush

i am pushing you idiot.. y cant i have a c-section whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Kerriangel]

omg you made me laugh soo much. I can picture that so well.

[doris0006]

lol

jack :"OWEEEENNN wheres my painkillers?"

ianto: "jack.. is it mine"

jack: " IT has a name you know.... >:-("

ianto: "whats the baby gunna be called"

jack: "im naming it after the father....."

*ianto looks hopeful*

jack: "...owen :)"

[Kerriangel]

lmao. if that happened, hed have some explaining todo to ianto. and Owen would probably run away.

[MyMomStoleUrLunch]

I like the way he says Estrogen. X)

[anyjen]

Well, despite what he said, he gave birth to six more children in the year 200,000, only now as the Face of Boe. Guess he had time to change his mind in two thousand centuries. XD

[thatssohughjackman]

I noticed that the other day after watching season 1 DW for the first time since watching TW. I was like HAH that plan went well now didn't it JACK!

[anyjen]

I know! The same thing happened to me! I also watched DW after watching TW...

Well, considering how careless he is at the time of taking partners, he had it coming. Guess he trusted the contraceptives in th rain a bit too much, huh? Just don't try too hard to think how a head in a jar can get pregnant. ^^U

[thatssohughjackman]

well i watched DW first but i hadn't rewatched the first season post-TW

[crayonpafc]

mpreg is cannon!!!! XD

..... only in Torchwood lol

[Hermy85]

Ha ha ha ha...

"At least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again."

LMAO!

[FinalFallenFantasy]

Oh God... *dies laughing* XDXDXD MPREG ALERT!!1

[Serenity113]

When I first saw this episode and heard him say this speech, at first I laughed and then went, *pause* "... Wait. What?"

[Tangerine08]

"never doin that again"

ROTFL

[HGUFNH]

Haha, first episode I saw and I almost wet myself laughing!

[Swoozie2008]

makes me laugh everytime

[Saethchan]

I love Jack. He's so brilliant. ^_^

[Lkonae]

That was lame.

[ocean0explorer]

Lmao!

[MirrorMasque]

Oh, Jack...*shakes head*

[hamster3093]

This is one of the funniest clips of the whole show!

[bigsis123]

that endin was funni xxx

[gsudoll]

His babies would be gorgeous!!

[DoctorWhowillliv4eva]

did jack just say "Still need someone to get pregnant, never do that again" ?

[hpcanadian]

Not quite...he said, "Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again."

[S0uffy]

jep^^

[DoctorWhowillliv4eva]

did he? wat ep; was it in?

[queenofpentacles]

In one episode of Doctor Who the Face of Boe announced he was pregnant. If you're a Doctor Who fan you'll make the connection.

[hamsterdowns]

WHICH EPISODE????

[queenofpentacles]

The Long Game

[hamsterdowns]

Thanks! Sorry about the capital letters, I was so desperate to know!

[SkylieGirl725]

The first of course, of the first season.

[S0uffy]

its called everything changes (1x01)

[DreamOfTheEndless]

Thank you, haven't watched the first ep in ages, i'd forgotten how funny it was xx ps when do you think Jack was pregnant! lol

[IAMCyberman]

I find it really hard to imagine, actually! lol! Probably a looong time ago ;-) xxx

[DreamOfTheEndless]

Or is he just joking? With Jack you never can tell!!! Still, he's from the future and i wouldn't put it past him!!

[IAMCyberman]

Nor would I - with Jack practically anything can happen! =]

[keeny2006]

I wouldn't surprise me either ... it is Jack.

[WolfAngelDeath]

@IAMCyberman *SPOILERS* Well he is the Face of Bo and in one episode there was a little news notice that the Face of Bo was pregnant... again. So obviously he DID do that again.

[nanadea]

they should have an ep. about it. seriously.

[IceyLonePhoenix]

There's a rumour about it for season 2 actually... ^_~

[SimsKatie]

Well like they said, 51st century, human species expanding across the universe, mixing, becoming a whole new breed... and its Jack, so its hard to imagine anything he *hasn't* done ;)

[loljesus]

@DreamOfTheEndless If you've seen the the season finale of Doctor Who with Martha Jones, it deff. says that Captain Jack becomes the Face of Boe. Also, in the one of the episodes in Satellite 5, one of the TV newstickers reports that the Face of Boe got pregnant. So apparently it's a running problem with him. P:

[danaseilhan]

@loljesus I bet his line here "never doing that again" is a nod to the DW fans who remember that bit on Satellite 5. Ha!

[AzraelsCarmen]

@DreamOfTheEndless I'm pretty sure it had something to do with John...