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lmao, this could be taken as very racist by an Asian with no humor.

FatalNovaKain 2 weeks ago

Spank slow... slow... slow...

lolmattt 3 weeks ago

I was on funnyjunk. Planning to go to bed. Then I saw a DJO post. And now fuck sleep.

gibari80 4 weeks ago

0:06 "So John, what's your favorite Nirvana song?"

SirGarforth 1 month ago

By the time travolta said warm hash i was almost puking from laughing

GreenAmigos 3 months ago

EEEEEEH it's hard hard to con-cen-trate

...on anything else when I watch this. Zzzip.

rnrdemon 4 months ago

I love fucking your dog zipperhead

workatthefarm 4 months ago

Oh zipper hairs oh my god bastard stupid shit corn wackin' hooly shag ah shit yo mother fuckin' bastard zipper.

FleazZz952 4 months ago

Bill Cosby segment in here actually made me laugh heineken out of my nose.

MetalAddict247 5 months ago

Sounds like your typical Scientologist to me.

alexmortland 8 months ago

Hard, con cen trate.

alexmortland 8 months ago

so this is where the magic began...

butterscotchsoda 9 months ago

somehow Travolta makes more sense in your videos.

MrPeace2mind 9 months ago

0:38 to 1:12 fits so well. Almost looks legit. highfive.

genderbender 10 months ago

AWESOME VIDEO

denisdisease777 10 months ago

Oh my god, it's so...

Epic.

Thank you DJO.

Thank you.

AmiiMaj 10 months ago

Oh gods, this one got infinitely funnier when I watched it again. I don't know why. Also, why is apple juice mentioned in nearly all of your videos? Is it a running joke or something?

It was something about astronomEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it's hot.

Furlockthe666th 10 months ago

1:12 "i'll fucking kill you.. you fucking ho." Yo that cosby shit is so funny. when he's walking around the set talking shit to everybody? ITS GREAT!

barcodeboy13 11 months ago 3

@barcodeboy13 concur.

JRCrowley 11 months ago

Whats the name of the production company again? Awesome work.

polysmart 1 year ago

@polysmart : I belive that would be: bseiugbdjksbuigejghuthtgjeriojritiewwwewrewrgtnfegnjfglklkfjg Productions.

XxSoraMifunexX 11 months ago

Doctor Pooeesaieent

SkeletorElector 1 year ago

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DJBigJFTW 1 year ago

"I think I am going to smoke some hair"

Jtmoney363636 1 year ago

I approve of your method

GMan867 1 year ago

The Cosby voice!! Oh man I peed!!!

MikeSkullman 1 year ago

You know it's great when the highest rated comment is just transcribed from the video.

waitwhatwasthat 1 year ago

Have you done a Sarah Palin, yet? That would be hilarious...

DeeGirdler 1 year ago

woof.

kisame2024 1 year ago

LOL Cruel Cosby? "I'll fuckin' kill ya, you fuckin' ho."

gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ 1 year ago

"i love f***ing your dog zipperhead, or ghost of a sock in your behind, julie. and it feels so good, you know what i mean HEY JULIE!"

possibly my favorite part of any DJO so far... i rewound it several times. SEVERAL.

tibbar5179 1 year ago

my homie sayz i gotta feel'em

brunobliss 1 year ago

seriously watching this for the 5th time and hadn't get enough yet XD

brunobliss 1 year ago

This is what happens when a scientologist is fully brainwashed

NagualElias 1 year ago

For shoes

smd242 1 year ago

"Don't slap me. Tits!"

candydash 1 year ago

apple juice camp, papaya coffee, and some warm hash.

wrtbak 1 year ago

Full of zipperheads, oh my god. bastards stupid shit corn-whacking hoolyshag, er shit yo mother fuckin bastard zipper.

sqwalnoc 1 year ago

Perfect for my apple juice project.

meemoxz 1 year ago

i injured a kid in the washroom this morning, with a hamburger and a large fire hat.

elliphor 1 year ago

gotta have my hash.

LemonStamp 1 year ago

when I put my boots in the apple mixture?

I just pissed myself

devjock 1 year ago

you know what i mean jeeeffry? ZIPPER!

ComMANdeRSouR 1 year ago

Astronom-EEEEEEE!

Squirrel4458 1 year ago

Whats that? Porn.

Enfinitelight 1 year ago

You fuckin fuck off I'm going in the dressing room, gonna get me some head. hahahahah

xISIolDieIRIx 1 year ago

Okay, now at 0:20, is he saying "When I poop my boots in the apple mixture..." or "When I put my boots in the apple mixture..."? Either way what follows makes me laugh hard enough to break stones, but I was just curious as to the actual verbage.

barscotch 1 year ago 5

@barscotch it's "put"

dayjoborchestra 1 year ago 6

@dayjoborchestra Thank you, sir, for clarifying that. Now I'm gonna go have some fried pants and a warm cocktailpipe.

barscotch 1 year ago

mmm johnny don't know.

NATAS0m3n 1 year ago

Not only is DJO talented musicians but their vocal impersonations are top notch.

rutherk1g 1 year ago

I literally just watched Pulp fiction... I go onto YouTube and here is this... This video ruined it... :L

hamsarb 1 year ago

Corn whackin' hoolyshag.

livewire242 1 year ago 3

"That's perfect for my apple juice project" is going to be my new excuse whenever my husband's like, "Why are you buying all that stuff?"

pesematology 1 year ago

"I'll fucking kill you, you fucking hoe"

BuffMcGruff1 1 year ago

DJO whatta genius

cisco9x 1 year ago

TITS! LOL

reducingASH 1 year ago

1:00

chronto 1 year ago

bastard stupid shit cornwacking hooleyshag! LOL

hifijunkee 1 year ago

i like the lady at the end hahhhahhahaha WOOF!

Stacibart 1 year ago

"I love fucking your dog, zipperhead." holy shit too funny!!!

alecfras 1 year ago 3

what's with the applesauce? gotta have my hash

letphilsing 2 years ago

I don't know my lines. I don't give a fuck, you could all fuck yourself. Get the fuckin cam... get that camera outta my face, you fuck yourself, I'm going to the dressin' room... and gettin' head.

ffgew22 2 years ago

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ffgew22 2 years ago

@ffgew22 It's "Don't know my lines. I don't give a fuck." etc. The rest you had was right.

AlexFolland 2 years ago

The Applejuice Project

DarkAngelSupreme 2 years ago 2

poop in the soup lol XD

laptopGamer666 2 years ago

This made me laugh so hard I shit through my penis!

Christheatheist1 2 years ago 33

@Christheatheist1 LOL

pk3ndapk3r 2 years ago

@Christheatheist1 L O L!!

voicetube 1 year ago

@Christheatheist1 Ow.

MaxTheGhost 1 year ago

@Christheatheist1 Ow. Do you now shit apple juice out of your ass?

MaxTheGhost 1 year ago

Man, you gotta do some more Bill Cosby - fucking soo funny

Jadell 2 years ago

concen...trate

wethreestooges 2 years ago 2

Those zippa heads, oh my god!Bastard - stupid shit.... corn-whacking-hooley-shag!

Muwahahaha!!!

applejuice

cheech6g 2 years ago 7

Woof lol

GeekF8 2 years ago

cough cough cough

heylookatmeok 2 years ago

i'll fuckin kill ya... ya fuckin ho.. hahahahha fuckaroo.

JakensteinSEX 2 years ago 5

I like tickling 'em and chasing 'em.

You know, for shoes.

Dipstikk 2 years ago

I think I'm going to smoke some hair!

Thewonkandfriends 2 years ago 3

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1:13 absolute gold!!!!

kisame2024 2 years ago

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kisame2024 2 years ago

omfg my eyes r bloodshot and my sides hurt now.

cruel cosby gets me every time.

kisame2024 2 years ago

johnny don' know

amazing

urfavritweapn 2 years ago

You guys should really do the Cosby Show! That would be awesome..

Dellta88 2 years ago 6

You bother me! EEEEuuurzip. ...Shuga? In rape my sister, officer. When I put my boots in the apple mixture, poop in the soup. Go pee on your grandad. Count...Dracula....bites? ....I don't care, Neil. ...Oops, shouldn't have called you Neil. Don't slap me. Tits.

sukietan 2 years ago 26

I like apple juice, Kent.

killthephony 2 years ago 2

I nearly had a heart attack at the beginning.

Ebrainiac1 2 years ago

warm hash, gotta got have hash! lol

jugboy222 2 years ago

spank slow, slow, slow, LOL!

BrettJames25 2 years ago

1:30 "Oh zipper hairs oh my god bastard stupid shit corn wackin' hooly shag ah shit yo mother fuckin' bastard zipper." lmao

jlambertstl 2 years ago 7

OMFG LMFAO! this stuff is fucking genuise

desolatefix 2 years ago

Papaya coffee! LOL

PyrozPlayground 2 years ago

hahahaha OMG :P

this is some funny shit mike! :P haha

angela2day 2 years ago

more brilliance!

pablokimon 2 years ago

Go pee on your grand dad LOL euww

forren6 2 years ago

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i came sooooo close to really putting this guy, j ravolta on the ground hurtin back in 1982 coming out a pub in la. didntknow who he was, but HE expected me to jump out of his way, andwhen i didnt we both came face to face in the doorway. his nuts were, "most premoo" for maximum impact from my knee& i was ready for a double fist to his face, which would have been coming down, in mass pain. all he had to do was move his fist my direction, and kabam! I was laughing at this fool who was not thinkin

acrazedmaniac 2 years ago