Stephen Lynch - Craig

[ladyfukr]

oh craig f'n christ!

thats my new way of saying it lol

[Taylo064]

Bible fan fiction who would have thought it would be so awesome.

[MissVerona1992]

I won't die for your sins like my famous kin, but if you've got a little sister then there's room at this inn

Bloody brilliant lyrics :D

[LiveLoveLaughDino]

No im pretty sure its What would jesus do.!! Hahahah (:

Now ask yourself..."what would jesus do?"

[ClassicRockOwns5]

The fact that I'm studying for a Christian Morality exam makes this song even better.

[bleachfan990]

@ClassicRockOwns5 Morality exam? I wonder why this exists.

[ClassicRockOwns5]

@bleachfan990 I go to a private Catholic school and they make us take religion classes. I don't really like it because I'm not very religious.

[Sazzle1512]

"There's no sibling rivalry, when he's nailed to that tree.."

Classic :D

[ppt234]

Where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin throu XD

[Bowleseye]

Woah, I've heard plety of his songs on Pandora and love them. And I thought I knew what he looked like based on the album covers, but this is way different. He's much creepier than I expected. Not going to stop listening though, this is gold.

[MrSitarus]

yeah... i can relate to him :P

[x1Moonstar1x]

@sasusaku3059

What the hell are you talking about. I complimented the song, dumbass. You're the one with no sense of humor. You can't even spell it. And if you're a christian, why can't you SPELL CHRIST?

Also, SasuSaku sucks. Sasuke doesn't even like her.

[sasusaku3059]

im not a very crazy christian that beleves inhaving to go to church every week or stuff like that so i didnt really mind this song but SOME PPL have no sense of humer -_- anyway IM FUCKING CRAIG!!!!!!!!!!!! >:3 craig crist

[x1Moonstar1x]

This has got to be the best, I mean, Special Olympics and Special Ed were nice. But this... This is fucking ingenius man.

[sasusaku3059]

@x1Moonstar1x you have no sennse of humer -_-

[1w2i3l4t]

I'M FUCKING CRAIG

[barmckay]

What a hero :D

[uberleon87]

holy shit why can't I stop laughing... seriously....

[uberleon87]

why can't I stop laughing.... holy shit seriously...

[MrHamsterGuy]

His facial expression after "....But it would be a miracle,if he could bring a f*****g lady home...." Fudging hilarious!!!

[ajrk95]

@MrHamsterGuy don't worry you can say fucking we wont tell you mommy all friends here

[Roosterboii]

WWYBWTCMCPT? :d

[kemist33]

awesome. this dude a roit. cant wait to see him live.

[americanu197]

if u have a sister u might not wanna accept craig christ in your home ;))

[SalinaSanada]

"...but Craig don't give a damn..." Favorite line in this song. Awesome. He looks so angree too.

[SalinaSanada]

"...but Craig don't give a damn..." Favorite line in this song. Awesome.

[roryoc31]

this guy is clearly mental

[dedlord]

Every time he says "I'm fucking Craig" I get the idea to ask "Your fucking Craig?" =)

[teenwerepyre]

craig christ is my new savior lmao XD

[deathmonger99]

@dreko youare almost as much of an ass hole as I am.

[eyeluvcandii]

lmao he's hilarious!!!! <3

[dreko42]

LOL!!! HE LOOKS SO PISSED OFF!

[sephiroth001001]

Im fuckin Craig Christ!

[ALEXLIBRA67]

FUCKEN HILARIOUS!!!! LMAO

[KillerNGN]

yeah im a christian bui do like this song because its actually funny

but is that guy really a christian?

[Wiccanking1]

Now now, my ignorant friend. Have you yet to learn that you cannot insult a group of people on youtube? Wiccans and Pagans in general tend to keep their religion to themselves, unlike our Christian counterparts. And is it truly wrong to wanting to be close to nature, our provider for everything we have? "Tree Hugger"...how unoriginal an insult. I have one more thing to say to you, friend: Crusades.

Have a great day

[flippyandflaky]

i love this song but i am christian so you know its got to be good.

[cr125xrulz12]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha omfg amen brothor me 2

[MetalicaFan2007]

where in the bible does it say i cant laugh at this cause if it does i got a Ez pass 2 hell 4 laughing my ass off lol

[mamba1234567890]

A-men brother!

[datdude5620]

i wanna learn this song and sing it with my friends really drunk one day lol idk know why lol

[bug0292]

I'm convinced that he is COMPLETLEY INSANE!!!

and it's awesome

[FFAFRDBEST]

im christian and i love this its better than religious songs

best bit is no sibling rivlery when hes nailed to the tree i never laughed so much

[lipchin234]

im christian and feel no shame singing this

[americanu197]

@lipchin234 hypocrite moron

[lipchin234]

@americanu197 how so???

[americanu197]

@lipchin234 well its obviously blasphemy making fun of the word of god and his son but i suppose you are one of those christians that think god and science arent mutually exclusive

[sasusaku3059]

@americanu197 you know dont be like that -_- ppl belev in other things and belev in the same thing but diforently! you dont have to be a jurk to others about what they say about a song about a fake character thats a comidy persin is saposta do dear god -_-

[americanu197]

@sasusaku3059 whats wrong with you ... i didnt deny the word of god in my previous post if anything i defend it ... i just think the song is obviously a blasphemy and you are not a good christian if you think this is funny... on the other hand i can afford to think this is funny because i think all religions are lies that is my opinion and you are going to have to respect it

[jbraddock2]

@americanu197 Who are you to judge? Did god take of her skirt and give you the keys to heaven? No. The problem with MOST christians is their self-righteous judgement of others.

And no, we don't have to respect the opinion of anyway. You just have the right to express it. And we have the right to think you're a tool.

[caneyelive]

@sasusaku3059 You have very poor spelling abilities, your opinion doesn't count.

[ajrk95]

@lipchin234 GOOD it says alot when someone is able to lagh at themslefs

[DallasMavericksGuy]

@lipchin234 neither do i

[sasusaku3059]

@lipchin234 i thought it was kinnda funny :P and im the same

[I3urnTheEvidence]

@lipchin234

good for you I guess...

[cowgoesgrrr]

i cried laughing so hard when i heard this

[wiccanbrat]

I'm wiccan so i fill no shame singing this song at the top of my lungs as i walk by a church

[franzms11]

thats fine the people in the church will just laugh at the tree hugging fag singing. WICCAN=wants attention

[wiccanbrat]

wow i just got called a fag... well that just put me in place now didn't it lol

dude chill with your homo-hate

[ziggypk]

@franzms11 tree hugging?? but if your from the church tree hugging would be fine since all things on the earth are from god, u fuckin retard

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

@ franzms11 dude, you're a fucking dick

[AceySlade1193]

generally, he's on youtube, so he has balls he wouldn't have anywher else lol

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

@AceySlade1193 hahah, yeah, I guess.^^

[dreko42]

@wiccanbrat I'm a druid and i went to a church and sung it as loud as i could just after a Lutheran gathering!most started laughing so i think its all good!

[RenegadeXavier]

@dreko42 you sung this in church? fuck yeah! that's awesome!

[RAPWORDYO]

im christian i find it funny but feel so guilty when i sing it

[peinskilla1kyoshirou]

i think tht this song and the best friend song are the greatest!!!!!!!!!

IM FUCKING CRAIG!!!!!

[OfficerChance]

I love his expressions

[Idiosyncratic911]

LOL me too! it makes the songs THAT much funnier

[FilmRangers]

He does actually act on broadway too to my knoledge

[clinciuchris]

This guy is crazy.. :)) he's hilarious

[SCgirlfan]

The face Stephen makes when he says "Craig Christ" is both scary and hilarious.

[sonever1]

Or , too put it another way, let's recall the old joke:

Q: " How many Corporate Liberals does it take to change a light bulb."

A: "THAT'S NOT FUNNY !!!"

[CauseofCHAOS76]

no

A: none, they would all blame the republicians for the light bulb going out

[Hamburgeler28]

haha

[redbox224]

your a fuckin fag

[sonever1]

Has Stephen Lynch ever dared to make fun of any liberal dogmas, or anything corrupt and powerful in corporate media, finance, and education ?

[cheovl9]

liberal dogmas? like what?

[whitesmoke34]

he is not even that great at guitar. i could do that

[Alaniata]

the point ain't the guitar

[kayatae554]

Yeh the point is that he's actually up there doing stuff and you're bagging on videos on youtube >.>

[HighZombiesRule]

You win.

[ProNorden]

funny. That's the punchline to a classic guitarist joke.

[mattdurkin]

go on then

[Passthepie]

love his choruses, he only uses like 2 chords, but still they are really catchy and kinda builds up, awesome

[GothicGirl1994K]

"thoses dudes are totally gay" xD

[eight67five309]

i love his faces

[LiirLawliet]

Love his face, and when he says 'Craig Christ' it's like.. The best. xDD

[josephhighfield]

all hail lynch and his funny ass songs

[Crazyanna13]

omg omg omg! hahahah XD he scares me when he gets angry tho but still his lyrics is insainly funny! :P

ITSSS FUCKKKKING CRRAAIIIIGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[thanegrohero]

'i ain't my brother i kno, don't walk on h20 but i got hydroponic shit that me and judas grow!!' xDD

i love the anger in his voice as he sings, fuckin great

[straffster2]

tickle my ass!!!!  :D:D

[angelellie1970]

I have to say this is sooo funny! My ex husbands name is craig and I laughed my ass off watching this!!!

[amyrhant]

Hey, I have a question? And could you answer it by replying, I don't come on youtube that often... What exactly is the meaning of "craig"? I tried to search the meaning but I suppose it's some kind of slang. Please inform me because I think this is a major part of the fun in the story. xxx

[straffster2]

i think its just a random name tht isnt like jesus and judus etc....im probs wrong but i though i'd reply for a laugh incase it is right :P:P

[cheovl9]

it's just a silly name and like the other guy said its not like the names one would expect from the bible

[americanu197]

@amyrhant it means crag or rocks its gaelic but i guess he used it cause it made the song rhyme well

[xyzgamerdude]

lol he scares me ]when he gets angry lol

[deathbox8394]

dude i hope you know misquoting the bible is blastphamy, in fact it says/promotes so many sins in this, your goin' to hell man

[Glaskruset]

r u serious? who cares about the fairytale bible

[pr0fet]

And on the 9th day, God killed all the idiots, and he said it was good. Then he nailed your mom.

[fr4nkfurt3333]

lol

[weirdo1985]

dude, i hope you know taking something like the bible serious (in the mean of the word, believing every thing is true) and teaching people to fear hell can destroy pretty much the whole life of a million innocent people...

don't get me wrong, I'm not against the system of church or faith or something like the idea of God...I'm not a believer but I know something that is called respect...but people like you let me throw up...

I'm a homosexual...if that's a sin...I'm glad to be a sinner

[iPodSayWhat]

I agree with you...

I'm mormon and they don't hate gays. but they say its not the right path...but I say WTF! if your gay, you can't change that. it's who you are...so i think some things are just stupid.... =P

[dsmloverboi]

i get yelled at for putting the bible in the fiction section at bookstores

[jojocool18]

Haha fucking epic!

[Johanngg]

Where will you be when the Craig machine comes partying through?

[deathbox8394]

i will be wondering why you replied to a comment i made several months ago

[sasusaku3059]

@deathbox8394 ass hole just becouse a person watches a video and laughts at it does not mean were all going to hell -_- how could you even say thatt? your going to hell for saying good people are going to hell

[PatryChan]

CRAIG CHRIST! lol

[sorryimguilty]

its awesome:D

[EPFDWEFC19]

audio is horrable... but love lynch