CONTEMPORARY CHRISTIAN - Wedding Singers (8 of 9)

[tammyvrba]

Holmes 245, you've got it completely!! I don't think I've met a Catholic yet who's actually opened that book and read it completely. But isn't that the way that particular religion has always preferred it?? Don't read the Bible...just take my word for it, it's in there. That's exactly why Luther translated it years ago

[gilzineto]

that was awesome=p

[TheKendouglas61]

great

[BigMacflows]

this video kinda makes me want to cuddle up in a blanket to an episode of growing pains, the waltons, little house on the prairie, and a hot bowl of jesus.

[Nimtike]

I think it is kinda funny, how the only two Christian churches that integrate into their doctrine the Godhead and not the Trinity, are the Jehovah Witness and the LDS (Mormon) churches. And yet so many people in the other sects believe in God, Christ, and the Holy Spirit as three separate beings. Kinda funny.

[tammyvrba]

Most Catholics don't really know what the Bible "really" says...otherwise they wouldn't be worshipping Mary and Statues of Saints, etc. etc. Because the Bible clearly says NOT to make graven images and it also clearly says not to have any other gods. Oh yeah, and Jesus clearly said that no one can come to the Father but by Him...I'm thinking that also means that no man can come to the Father through his mother or the disciples either.

[hjalti50]

Sounds like a bit of an ego trip and nothing more to me "You can only get to my dad through me, im important!"

I actually read the bible in its entirety and i havent been able to take Christianity seriously since.

But i know what you mean, Mohammed got around this by banning all images and worship of himself within Islam, because of fear of becoming a "false idol" himself.

[MercuryIcePrincess]

Thank you for making the point that we Catholics have been TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. I'll have to remember that.

[Meavis93]

Most catholics (In Ireland anyway) dont wana practise their religion anymore (includen me) because of the sick bastards and what they done to the children.....and the Pope!! dnt even get me started on that thick fuck!!oh il rite a letter that will make it all ok!!He dnt even wana no bout it!!! I feel embarrasd to be catholic even tho I never really gave a shit about it anyway but yano...Its embarrasin!!

[MercuryIcePrincess]

You obviously aren't Catholic. For one thing I don't think that the "original" Christians got it wrong. They were closest to the source :)

[aac420]

Sweater vests, these wienies are fucken funny

[Nimtike]

This is by far my favorite song.  Don't you just love "Christian" music.

[chixie91]

hahahahahahahah.... these guys have to involve Jesus in their shit stuff....

[Finchspielberg]

exactly why Christian rock is way better, like Relient k. if you're gonna praise, use your natural voice or rock it hard.

[sarahmorethanrandom]

but really there are 5 of you lmao (:

[jami7r]

i love you guys, awesome!

[TheHonestTheist]

/watch?v=fFH0khjgA0U

[reg1167]

wow Time2be123 can't spell and overseers are gay. Lost child

[Time2Be123]

Love is for man and woman? bull shit my parnets are gay and bad ass

[DJUsive1]

They're taking the piss, fool!

[SanityIsForTheWeak0]

lol! Fucking love it xD And for all you people saying stuff like: "Not Contemporary Christian!! *cry big time*", guess what?? They are making fun!! Haven't that thought even got close to you mind?? If they actualy were just a little bit serios, I don't think they would go sing completely confusing stuff :P Anyways, favorited + 5/5 ^~

[redhedbedhed]

lmao this is probably the best one

[alnewberry]

That's more church praise and worship music than Contemporary Christian.

[pnopoleank]

It doesn't really sound like contemporary christian music... X] i kno its a joke but its kinda insulting

[El4ooo]

:-D

[DrWho12345677]

umm sorry what?

[CruduxCruo]

Because you like picturing two guys having sex with children? I don't know that's just a guess.

[corillo145]

LOL this is a stupid video

[kaybear27]

lol i love this! thank you for putting a funny look on religion

[Alkatross]

LOL, best yet, as we previously established.

[Ravenite1]

Everyone seems to real defensive about these two guys, what makes them so great?

[Ravenite1]

Wait wait, these guys like to blow eachother right? I mean they are so gay it has to be the point, and look! Theres a video response of a guy in a shower, man this is gay fucking city im out, peace fags.

[ZilchZone]

Hmm...where have I heard about your "Crest rap" before? Oh yeah, ON ALL THE VIDEOS YOU'VE BEEN SPAMMING!!!

[redhedbedhed]

ooo burn andrew!! ya thats right i pay attention.....

[Kangakool]

This is so funny. My favorites ae this one and the 80s rap. XD

[Ravenite1]

I mean... these guys are gay right? Thats the whole point right?

[kodakmoment437]

no. its not. shut the hell up.

[Ravenite1]

Lol well they sure do fit the bill

[kaindarkwind]

Go fuck your mom like everyone else does.

[kaindarkwind]

Yeah. Because fucking your mom is way more kosher than being gay.  Run back to your daddy's banjo and jerk off over it, slackjaw.

[dirtfighter]

LOL!! I LOVE THE ENDING!! "CLICK THE BOX!!" XD hahaha

[nancyheartssid]

lmao all of these are hilarious. and i'm pretty sure this one's my favorite. the guy on the right looks like kirk cameron or something here

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL I love the wedding singers and their themed songs.

[baigaiskasjags]

I love jesus and I'm tru :D

[elan01]

i look up and i rofl and i look down at the comments and wonder why the humor escapes a few????

[trevorc21]

lol great

[nahadin]

uhm..why the hell are you making fun of god?

[kodakmoment437]

nahadin shut the hell up too.

[ANewLifeIn08]

huge crush on Mr. Polk. Right Here.

[KnAWMR]

Nice videos. - What have you got going on?`Priceless.

[ShawProductions]

u guys are too funny! We do Wedding videography in Las Vegas so I really got a laugh from this! I am going to send you a funny video response. Keep up the good work!

[xmynameismusicx]

I saw your videos. You forgot to make them funny.

[ZilchZone]

Oh shit, I knew we forgot something!

- Andrew

[Dan4157]

hahaha, awesome! Christian music is too funny

[cassdoublel]

'lovers are for woman and man'

lmao damn republicans!

[raejonas3]

ha ha ha seriously just click it

[SuperDisser]

I showed this to my pastor and he slapped me over the head and fell to the floor laughing xD

[ZilchZone]

I like your pastor. He seems like a guy with a good sense of humor.

- Andrew

[SuperDisser]

Yeah he's my drinking buddy :]

[masterwizard555]

lol but lovers were meant for woman and men!

[InTheImageGrl]

Okay people...seriously, this is meant to be a joke! I am a Christian but I am laughing at this video because it is funny! We all need to stop taking things like this so seriously. No need for a debate over things. Like they said... click the box,watch it a few times and have a laugh! =)

[sk8rgurl113]

ok, for one thing, I hate these debates, and for another, I am christian, and I do not weep on the rug and I do not try and get people to do anything that has to do with god. I don't even go to church. If any religon did that, it would have to be the cathloics, they are the worst, and for another thing, I thought this video was funny.

[Holmes245]

No, you're not a Christian then sk8rgurl if you're not striving to do the things that Christ asks of you in following his example. The name Christian itself implies discipleship. I don't purposely trying to sound cruel, but I don't understand why people like you say you follow Christ and then turn around and say," I don't try to persuade others to follow him and don't don't worship him myself." That's basically what you're saying.

[areetimdan]

will everyone PLEASE stop having religious/ethical debates and appreciate the comical music!!

[Peeny1046]

Hear Hear My Man!

[Likeafoxow]

now there are five of you lol

[gungagin]

This is the scariest one because I'm afraid of Christians

[Holmes245]

Why are you afraid of Christians?!

[gungagin]

Because many of them are hypocrites who try to shove their BS down people's throats.

Then- when you catch them doing fucked up stuff they play the "oh, but I'm still a SINNER" card.

What a load of CACA

[Holmes245]

You generalize too much, as if to say that every Christian who is caught doing wrong and then saying, "I"m a sinner", is doing it out of a false motive. I've known many who have and have truly been sorry for it. When you generalize like that, you're judging the hearts and motives of all who have done that. Sure you may have known people who have and often times it has happened. It's easy to stand there and say that when one doesn't have many principles to live by or fail by.

[sw33tascandy]

no they're not all hypocrites. only the "hardcore" catholics are like that... Christians aren't even that strict... catholics are... and many of them aren't like the stereotype; and they realize everyone makes mistakes sometimes anyway.

[fattyJNL]

please do a emo one

[mustyrusty]

love is for woman and man lol

[Kward107]

or man and man / woman and woman

[mustyrusty]

yes it is, i was just repeating what he said in the video so i said lol

[AndrewandOnurfilms]

no, its not

[WhatTheBuckCommentor]

i thought that would make four not five...

[Hockeysktr17]

no because its the wife, husband, holy spirit, god, and jesus

[supergirlsutton]

Yeah ok now this is the best

[PrettyGreenGoat]

This one's the best by far.

[akm2856]

This one has got to be my favorite, because I know people like this. I actually know a Christian music duo that is quite similar. "As we previously established." LMAO

[jeremywang4614]

go christians!

[TkMis]

"CLICK THE BOX!!!" God Christians are weird...Five lovers eh? Wow. LOL GReat work!

[yogiclife]

very funny. I enjoy these very much, keep it up! Thanks.

[bellybum21]

rotf lmao

[JohnsHouseofFun]

I'm pretty sure this not contemporary christian music. They're dressed like Mr. Rogers...

[CarbonatedDirt]

Holy crap you so perfectly captured the creepiness that Christan wedding singers would have. Also it was pretty funny

[cdgurli]

this might be funnier than the new age..haha

[bjd020695]

It sounds like they're saying "Carrion Ben."

haha

[991FLEA]

LOL! As we previously established! I love this!

[frenchy8th]

"But really there are five of you..." That is hilarious!

[DeeMenard]

omggg u rockkk lol this is sooo funnyyyyy!!!

[meggiemeg86]

Classy vests!

[CityOfLewisville]

How the heck ? ? ? Is that a new Mypsace feature I guess? Can all video uploaders do it? Or are yall secret spies from space that know magical internet tricks! ? ! ? TELL US ! !

[staircapades]

I actually laughed =o

[tarantyeno]

love reserved for woman and man HAHAAA

[jopalolive]

You forgot the Virgin Mary, the Pope and Satan!(He has 33.33333333333333% of the fallen

angels, kinda sorta making him a god, even if a bad one)

'...guess there are eight of you!'

By the way, EWOKS RULE!!!!!

[damnxthatsxhotxxx]

But really there are five of youu as we previously established!

[moiram2]

love it

[100percentrekkie]

wow, while it wasn't the one with the best music, it was most definitely the funniest. absolutely hilarious.

thanks for posting them!

[nerdariostomp]

praise jebus

[genmaximus110]

So now we guess there are five of you. lol

HAHAHA

[XSytheticxheartsX]

Don't forget plasma :[

It gets lonely sometimes okay?

[Kalie77Katy]

don't mock God.

If you took time to understand, you would get it.

It's like water.

3 in 1.

solid, liquid gas.

God, Son, Holy Spirit.

but you guys seem really funny, like your other videos are hilarious.

this one...not so much.

funny personalities.

[Outcastraider]

I love how this guy is fine with everything else they mock but when it comes to God... hooo boy, you'd better get ready for some terrible metaphors.

[iamchosen1]

and i love how he doesn't understand that water isn't the only thing that goes through the states of matter.

sigh.

[Kalie77Katy]

hey, i dont really get what your saying, lol.

Are you saying the guy's the made the video are good, but when it comes to God they mock him?

idk.

can you explain please? haa :]

sorry

[ShivajiChuttuHai]

You don't really want anyone to understand anything, because there's nothing to understand other than the fact that you are a gullible twit who believes in an imaginary friend in the sky who is all knowing and all powerful, but can't take some kidding on YouTube. That makes your gawd slightly less emotionally resilient than your average twelve year old.

[raykiekel]

You make your claims without any justification in hopes of discouraging the religious beliefs of the people. Ad Hominem attacks on God = fail. Why don't you put some thought into your comments, maybe show the reasoning ability of one greater than that average twelve year old.

[ShivajiChuttuHai]

Oh, the irony.  Now, go finish your homework.

[raykiekel]

Oh right, I need to finish up Marx's Das Kapital; guess my Machiavelli is in the bag, but now what would you assign? "How to Pretend to be Smarter than Everyone Else on YouTube"

I suppose I do have a bit of work to do though; it's not that easy to get into Yale for graduate studies.

Your response isn't even coherent man come on.

Just doing my part to prevent people like you from stifling the freethought of the average citizen.

[totallynotjonathan]

what a great comment *sigh* seriously i'm an average citizen and i think u r lame. *sigh* but shivajichuttuhai ...awesome.

[ImYourFuckingGOD]

Ad Hominem only applies when you attack an individual, not an idea. God = idea.

[raykiekel]

I get what you're saying but the god figure is perceived as an individual in most cultures; the fact that you may consider his existence merely an idea does not detract from this.

If you wanted to be technical you could say that an ad hominem attack would only apply when applied against a human.

Bah

[chasesmity]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

"lovers are for woman and man."

[gdsminority]

god ftw i love jesus our lord and savior

[severusrocks]

"I'M COOL! CLICK THE BOX!!!" xD lol

[BrokenHeart132]

lol it was awesome even though....im a Atheist.... keep it up =)

[Kaderie]

WTF? Why was this thumbed down?! God, I hate Christians who supposedly preach love, tolerance, sunshine and puppies but can't cope with alternate viewpoints >_>

BTT: Awesome vid, I loved so hard "Love reserved for woman and man" lmao! xD

[TehPostMastuh]

Kaderie, couldn't agree more on both of those.

But, as they say, Give a Christian a reason to whine, and they make a mess on the rug.

[MOOSHOOPORKCHICKEN]

Keep that comment to ur self jerk off!

[leechristian213]

asshole i love christians my name is christian

and im cathlot so shut the fuck up

[MoralDilemmas]

Ahahahaha sweet. your name is christian and your catholic. your parents hated you.

[leechristian213]

what the fuck i picked to be cathlic

adn i love my name im proud of my name cuz its a one of a kinda naem

[masterwizard555]

lol but you spelled catholic wrong :P

[DrRapsheba555]

it's not making fun of catholics, it's making fun of catholic music. Which can get pretty out there sometimes.

I'm catholic too, and it's funny to me. Learn how to take a joke, or else everything will offend you. And doesn't the bible say something about not cursing?

[Holmes245]

Ha ha! Leave it to a Catholic to say, "But doesn't the Bible say somewhere? I know it's in there....I think." ha ha!

[Holmes245]

Wow, you're really putting Catholics in a great light there, Christian (cough, cough).

[pjperez]

More. Dude. MORE. Please. Thanks.

[FWNiightmare]

i love this, its like choose your own adventure videos!

[cestkoko]

I loved those outfits almost as much as I love God our Father.

[ilovefungi]

every one of these is getting 5 stars... I love you two.

[ZombieDUG]

hahaha, god you guys are awesome. thanks for the 'musical journey'.

[OHMYGOSHitsSARA]

Ohmigod I think I go to church with those guys.

[Copperbat]

*point* "love reserved for woman and man" lmao

good stuff!

[callieo93]

hahahahahaaa

[minutedude]

This one sort of reminds me of flight of the conchords... minus the christianness.

[ZeBombe]

Incredible... I loveeeee you guys!!!

[nenorejauisprotet]

haha, they are funny.

[KeeraJordan]

Nice set of 9 songs -the lyrics are kinda funny. The goth metal is... lol! The hip hop one too. (:

[Ravenite1]

Hmmm... im really cant tell if these guys are making fun or supporting Christianity, oh well they probaly take it up the ass

[171k32w4tcH]

look in the mirror, and laugh!

[Ravenite1]

Hmmm... I dont know excactly what that means so im just going to assume you take it up the ass

[Flex3182]

i sincerely hope you think better than this in the real world

[Ravenite1]

Huh? Did I call them faggots or something?

[Flex3182]

no...but you did just now...and once again, i feel sorry for you

[Ravenite1]

Well lets stop and think about this, if they arernt serious, then its sort of funny, but still very stupid, if they ARE serious, then its very funny, and extremly FAGGY, well... either way its faggy... my point is thats its gay, all the way around. 0 STARS FOR THIS CRAP

[kodakmoment437]

ravenite shut the hell up.

[Ravenite1]

Screw this video, I dont even know what is is and I dont like it, the only thing I gather from this is that these two are faggots and like to blow eachother. thats it.

[addam2315]

haha classic

[dakkon10]

hahaha i can't help but watch this with a smile on my drunk ass face

[matt062992]

this is the best one, lmao

[Drummer2k7]

so now we know where marty gets his fashion sense from

[briangriffen]

It's the best the 18th time by far!

[falt007]

seriously...I think you played at my wedding in 1988..awesome job!!!

[brianmt]

hahahahahahaha

[Ev4sIoN]

going through all of them great stuff!!

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Disclaimer: This genre isn't available at gay weddings.

[psymonsays511]

hence the line "love reserved for woman and man"

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Hence my comment?

[6Dark6Rogue6]

So I guess there are 5 of yoooooooou....

[nixpix66]

his name is jesus. LOL

[iamcoolalot]

awesome.

so great!

[autisticinsanity]

CLICK THE BOX!

[calamityandjane]

Lol i love how he freaks out xD

CLICK THE BOX

[dryzalizer]

This is the best one! I put the Goth video at #2.

[Joyciesayshi]

LMFAOOO